When Vicki Falls, My Tivo Remote Pays The Price
AHAHAHA! When that Droop Dog-faced Vicki hit the concrete on The Real Housewives of Orange County last night, my Tivo remote knew what was about to happen. If that shit had legs, it would've ran away and joined the circus. I rewinded that shit so many times I thought the button was going to fall off. What a beautiful moment.
So, last week we were left with blue balls. The episode ended with Gretchen almost cheating on her dying sugar daddy with Tamra's rapey-eyed son. Nothing happened. I was hoping Tamra would bust in and start shit, but she didn't. Instead, Gretchen kicked him out of the bathroom and that was that. It was very anti-climactic. I almost asked for my money back, but then Vicki fell and that made me forgive everyone.
Also in the episode, the housewives (sans Tamra) discussed my second favorite subject: MONEY! Specifically, Vicki and Jeana double-teamed Gretchen and told her she needs to become one of the benefactors of her fiance's life insurance policy before he shuffles off since she doesn't work and has been taking care of him.
This started a small war when that Lori Loughlin-looking bitch (her name is irrelevant) piped in and said she didn't think it was right for Gretchen to bring up money with her sugar daddy. The dumb bitch needs to choke on one of her fugly ass "Cuff Loves," because she lives in a patchouli cloud. Vicki speaks the truth! Besides, I think Gretchen was kind of playing dumb because she didn't want the others to think she's a supreme gold digger. She probably already had the papers drawn up. The ho ain't as dumb as she plays! Below is a short clip of that Cuff Love ho and Vicki having words.
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Oh my God that was hilarious that bitch just fell and you know its her bad karma for being a bitch to gretchen good thats what she gets! I wish that ugly racoon looking vicky bitch would just leave the show already and take that ugly jelaouse tamra with her too. I cant believe the episode were they were being all rude to the other women at the racetracks!
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I knew MK was going to post this as soon as I saw it on TV.
Can someone answer a question for me? Is Gretchen pretty? She looks attractive, but like a wax figure. And even though she's not my "type" of pretty, since she's so typical-blonde-Playboy- wannabe look, I'm still tossed up.
Vikki has never looked better...
(thanks Missy!)
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duder does these sketches of the broads and writes little blurbs.. he's obsessed with Vicki! His drawings just make me love this shitshow that much more.
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Submitted by gia on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:23am.
Mama dogs?? If thats what she said, she got that right...The stupid men who fall for whores like this deserve to be ripped off.
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Zappy: I don't know what medical condition specifically Vicki is referring to. I do know things like Bells palsy, ptosis, even sarcoidosis can cause drooping but they are more associated with facial paralysis...sometimes brought on by trauma, like a hard, wet football to the head.
My favorite part of the fall is when you hear Jeana say, "There's a step there," after Vicki falls. I was waiting for Vicki to bounce back with her signature, "Woo Hoo!" I replayed the shit out of the scene too.
Of course, she meant it was wrong to discuss money on camera.
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I was wondering about that business she has. $500 bucks for costume jewelry? wtf.
I am going to start making FUGLY bracelets and I am going to charge $500 dollars for them!
I am gong to call them "CUNT LUV". I am going to gather pubes from everyone I know and elmer's glue them to a piece of cardboard. If you're lucky, I may even throw in a few toe nails! Those will cost extra.
My marketing plan is to stand around lookind dead behind the eyes and talk in a zombie voice to eveyone I know about my stupid bracelets. Apparently that works pretty well!
I am going to start making FUGLY bracelets and I am going to charge $500 dollars for them!
I am gong to call them "CUNT LUV". I am going to gather pubes from everyone I know and elmer's glue them to a piece of cardboard. If you're lucky, I may even throw in a few toe nails! Those will cost extra.
My marketing plan is to stand around lookind dead behind the eyes and talk in a zombie voice to eveyone I know about my stupid bracelets. Apparently that works pretty well!
Submitted by justjane on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:43am.
That medical condition that Vicki claims causes her face to droop? I just looked it up...it's called "ugly".
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Do you remember what it's called (besides ugly lol)
That medical condition that Vicki claims causes her face to droop? I just looked it up...it's called "ugly".
Mama dogs?? If thats what she said, she got that right...The stupid men who fall for whores like this deserve to be ripped off.
After Jeff got out of icu and was doing better, she went to her family reunion with his blessings. Why is that such a big deal? He had been in and out of the hospital for over a year. I stayed at my Dad's ungrateful side for over a month while he was in icu but when he was moved to a room I left for a few days to rest. As far as bringing up money-Lynne was right. Her first concern is not money and neither is Gretchen's. Vicki is a greedy hag who puts her "career" before her family-she even prefers to play on the computer instead of dealing with people on a personal level. BTW- selling insurance and diet pills is not a career.
I hate them all. Empty heads. But you all are a bunch of idiots too. At least Vicki WORKS for her funds and doesn't live off a rich sugar daddy. So does Jenna. Do you think Gretchen, who admitted she is NOT ATTRACTED to Jeff, did anything for him? She complained about doing anything for him--even spending time with him. SHE SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ANY FUNTIME while he was in the hospital dying. Period. She should have been with him and experienced sadness and not been screwing around with a rapey faced teen. She is wrong. But she wins because I have heard she got a hefty chunk of cash when he died...it is pretty f'ed up.
I am team Gretchen, Lori, and Jeana
and I hate Tamra, and Vicki
I am SO fucking sick and tired of Vicki and her pig snout raining drama down all over the place. She bugs the CRAP out of me with her stupid 'accidents' and all the related drama she has to cause just to stay relevant to the show. I loved seeing her get hit in the head at Havasu with a football, which barely grazed her head by the way, but the big-ass deal she made out of it was hilarious! What guy in his right mind would ever put up with that kind of crap? All her falls and mishaps are a bunch of self-created bullshit to get attention. Gag. To quote the "Lori Laughlin look-alike"......"I'M SO OVER IT!"
This season is a mess.
Vicki is on a slow decent to bitter divorcee who rarely hears from her kids who hate her.
Gretchen can't decide which role to play: gold digger whore or caring fiance. Bitch, please...
Tamra is pure evil with implants.
Lynne...I cannot stand parents who do not parent. Fool. Thanks for raising 2 bitches.
Jeana will defend and befriend anyone with a personality disorder.
I miss Lauri. =(
Yeah, she seems so needy for attention from everyone except from her HUSBAND. He seems to feel neglected. She never invites him and is always leaving for conferences or vacations that he isn't allowed on. Poor dude. Oh well, Jeana has her eyes on him and is just waiting, biding her time. She's gonna pounce on him the second Vicki blows it.
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its bruce bitch...
Gretchen: Wait, whats a will??? Beneficiary?? I've never heard that word...
Vicki: Just hold your hand over his and sign his name on the dotted line...
Gretchen: I tried, but he woke up!!!!!!!!!!! Wait... I don't even know what a will is...
Jeana: if you get to his cold dead body before the ex wives, you'll be golden..
Gretchen (winking):Right... to.. um... grieve.. winks again.. got it!!!
i find these oc housewives especially dull and plastic...although i'm mesmerized by vicki's fall...
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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:56pm.
*rushing to change avie* Tiger already threatened me with lamb stew today. I tole her I'm not that kinkay.
ONT: Yeah, OC housewives can be deep like this group. I always feel for their hubbies, who just roll their eyes and down imported beers.
Did you see the preview for next week? Vicki is trashed in a bar, kisses some strange dude and then tells him that her boob wants to come out and play! She is PURE trash! Lipstick on a pig!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:45pm.
If that pic shows up on DL or MS, I'll sheer you bald and make Tigerlilly a sweater out of your wool. *waving fist*
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I like Lynne! She seems to be truly down to earth.
I was soooo glad when Vicki fell! I hate that cunt!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:29pm.
Ha! Forgot about that incident. OK, that was funny. I may have a piktur here in my wallet.... *fumbling about*
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:26pm.
Of course it excludes me, especially if a waterslide/Gin and Tonic are involved.
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What would Dr.Laura say?
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 9:24pm.
Funniest thing ever. The more annoying the victim, the funnier. (That excludes you, right?)
Watching people fall down is very amusing to me, unless it happens to me. Then it's not funny, bitches! :P
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Vicky, I have only watched two episodes and she is just as miserable as Gretchen. They are both slowly killing their partners...And using the excuse that she has been there longer than others is not a good way to rationally disagree with anyone.
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Yes Tigerlilly, she was. She also treats her husband like crap, always makes comments like " I wish I were single", "Don doesn't fill my love tank" blah, blah blah.
Well fuck me, if I were her husband I'D WANT TO BE SINGLE AGAIN. Plus she is ugle and really, who cvould love a face like that? Not even her mother.
And she is such a douche with her kids. Forces them on trips they don't want to go on, then she throws it in their faces later on "Well I bought you this, I paid for that" As well the old whore should, it's the only way she has anyone around her bcuz she'd have to pay me to hang out with her, and I have hung out with some scumbags for free in my past!
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Good advice! or for that matter, don't ask questions that you don't want to know the REAL answer. Even Vicki's mother hates the bitch. Last week she was "hounding" her mother on the love question. You could tell the mother was thinking "why didn't I just get the "proceedure" years ago, and spare myself of this HELL!" Poor woman!
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Yep, if that dumb whore wants people to love her then she shouldn't be such an UNBEARABLE CUNT! Wasn't she the one in a past season, who wanted a "bigger house", then she wanted the pool redone with an outdoor kitchen, and when her husband got the estimate, he was like, "Are you kidding me? You don't even cook..." And this bitch has the nerve to say something like "That's not the point!" Ok, sorry, I'm going to have to go out and strangle a bitch now! Yeah, fall on your ass and DIE bitch!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:20pm.
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Good advice! or for that matter, don't ask questions that you don't want to know the REAL answer. Even Vicki's mother hates the bitch. Last week she was "hounding" her mother on the love question. You could tell the mother was thinking "why didn't I just get the "proceedure" years ago, and spare myself of this HELL!" Poor woman!
Submitted by MarilynM. on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:18pm.
She's getting the shit beat out of her, all by accidents!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:02pm.
No shit needy! I get so fucking tired of her asking her kids, her mom, her husband, her friends "do you love me" over and over and over. I just want to shout
"fuck, no one loves you bitch, they tolerate you for the MONEY, and barely for that even. They want you DEAD!"
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Ain't that the troof??? I grew up in a family of lawyers (psssht...'nuther convo altoghether there) and their mantra (or one of them) Never ask a question you don't know the answer to...
If this bitch don't know the answer to 'do you love me' and all that mess with her own kids? THAT'S SOME BENJIMAN BUTTON'S SHIT right there. She needs to change her will cuz those whores prolly do want her ass dead, I know I do...I keed, I keed...I only want her in an irreversable coma...it's easier to snack rather than gorge that way...What? What? New Year's Resolutions and snuff...I mean, stuff...
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I used to kinda enjoy Vicky in the early seasons, but in the interest drama, a la NYC and Atlanta, Bravo has written her "reality character" all stressed, bitchy and needy...but when she missed that step and fell, I almost fell off my chair too...in laughter! I mean, how many times has that almost happened to any one? But in front of a crowd like that? Oh, the embarrassment! And then, they showed her getting wacked in the head with a football from an earlier episode...more hysteria! No wonder she's a mess this season! She's getting the shit beat out of her, all by accidents!
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i just jumped on this mess during the winter break---i can't believe it's like their 4th season. i hated vicki the minute i heard her and her stupid
whoohoo. the fall was hilarious, i need to check tivo for the girlfriend's face.
i'm sure don or whatever the husband's name is had to bite his inside cheeks to keep from laughing in front of her.
I have no idea why I even watch this show anymore. Seeing Vicki bite it was worth it though. Too bad the old whore didn't break a hip or both.
Lynne is pretty normal for the OC and she has every right to be appalled at these money hungry hags. First they call Gretchen a money digger(pot-kettle-black), then they tell her to secure her place in Jeff's will. What absolute cunts. I am especially shocked at Jeana. I hope they lose every damn cent they begged, whored and stole for so they can cash the huge reality check they so desperately need. Vicki needs a GD fist through her ugly dimples/craters. She is the epitome of my older sister. Supposed to be with it and so together but all she is is a needy, greedy, constantly filling up her holes with love/money/anything she can fit into any orifice and all about HERSELF. I wanna see Lynne go ghetto and kick Vicki's ass. I am totally with Balenci.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:15pm.
Separated at birth
Now that is some funny shit!LOL!
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:13pm.
Again, thanx. I'll be your lefty anytime!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:10pm.
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You're so welcome...Actually that damn Hoffers has always been my right hand whore, but you can be my lefty~
He-he!
You're pussy is so pretty!!!
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Balenciaga Bitch- Your most welcome! I am flattered!
I absolutely despise this bitch! When she kept saying that her husband didn't fill up her love tank I wanted to take a boat oar to her head. I had to stop watching because of this twat.
The next epi I will watch is the one where her husband tells her he is leaving her for another woman.
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That fall couldnt of happened any better....and did you see her son's girlfriend's face when she fell, the camera shot over to her..priceless.
And Gretchen is a smart cookie. No need for these old hoes to school this one.