When Vicki Falls, My Tivo Remote Pays The Price
AHAHAHA! When that Droop Dog-faced Vicki hit the concrete on The Real Housewives of Orange County last night, my Tivo remote knew what was about to happen. If that shit had legs, it would've ran away and joined the circus. I rewinded that shit so many times I thought the button was going to fall off. What a beautiful moment.
So, last week we were left with blue balls. The episode ended with Gretchen almost cheating on her dying sugar daddy with Tamra's rapey-eyed son. Nothing happened. I was hoping Tamra would bust in and start shit, but she didn't. Instead, Gretchen kicked him out of the bathroom and that was that. It was very anti-climactic. I almost asked for my money back, but then Vicki fell and that made me forgive everyone.
Also in the episode, the housewives (sans Tamra) discussed my second favorite subject: MONEY! Specifically, Vicki and Jeana double-teamed Gretchen and told her she needs to become one of the benefactors of her fiance's life insurance policy before he shuffles off since she doesn't work and has been taking care of him.
This started a small war when that Lori Loughlin-looking bitch (her name is irrelevant) piped in and said she didn't think it was right for Gretchen to bring up money with her sugar daddy. The dumb bitch needs to choke on one of her fugly ass "Cuff Loves," because she lives in a patchouli cloud. Vicki speaks the truth! Besides, I think Gretchen was kind of playing dumb because she didn't want the others to think she's a supreme gold digger. She probably already had the papers drawn up. The ho ain't as dumb as she plays! Below is a short clip of that Cuff Love ho and Vicki having words.
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HAAAA!! She is SO modid!!
that was great, and I don't think Vicki was drunk yet.LOL
Lynn was way off. Vicky and Jeana were only helping Gretch.And Gretchen liked that.
yeah Lynn those (hand)cuffs were a great idea for a first grader!!
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"You str8's are not qualified to give fashion judgment. Much less attend the Mrs. O......" Newportjoey 1/21/2009 :)
Does anyone know where Droppy Dawg whote on one of her blogs, or wherever, about her droppy face being a medical condition? Id love to see that...
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:02pm.
No shit needy! I get so fucking tired of her asking her kids, her mom, her husband, her friends "do you love me" over and over and over. I just want to shout
"fuck, no one loves you bitch, they tolerate you for the MONEY, and barely for that even. They want you DEAD!"
Vicki,
Put down that fork and do some crunches. I'm not being mean, I'm really trying to be helpful.
xo,
Albino Squirrel
I abSOlutely detest this droopy dawg-better-than- thou whore with pock marks all over her nasty face and nostrils that look like The Caves of the Unknown. I cant even watch this anymore because of her nasty, needy ass. she is so fucked up that Ill bet her kids are so fucking glad they are out from under her nasty ass.
God,I hope her husband divorces her, her kids finally tell her off, and tell her shes been nothing but a cunt-faced controlling bitch, and she goes off of the deep end without a life vest. Ill be there to stomp on her head when shes coming up for air.
Sorry, but this bitch needs a reality check and Id absolutely LOVE to give it to her. Ugly, empty, droopy, fuckfaced slut.
OK...Im done for tonite.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
These ho's are too ugly to watch...but I am glad that one fell on her ass.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I just look at the moving photo and chuckle again and again. It's so damn addictive, I don't blame you for almost breaking the rewind button. This is the best thing that's happened all day!
STFU!!!
MK you can't have moving post photos! I'm on a conference call, just busted out LMAO without being on mute.
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I love watching people fall down...sick, I know...but nonetheless hilarious.
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MIKE K!!! how could you forget about her getting hit in the head with the football on the boat? It was better than this fall
Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 7:10pm.
I forgot about that! Yes, that wench said something about one of the children telling one of the ex-wives that he was always alone so the ex-wife came to see him and stay with him for a week and he made the dying man chose. (and then she left to have lunch). Vapid cunt. This is after spending an evening and whole night at another of the housewives houses basically hitting on her kid. I only started watching this crappy show last week and this gretchen will keep me from watching anymore.____________________________________________
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Oh gawd - Lori Loughlin? Come on! Lori Loughlin is actually pretty. This woman on RHOC looks like a beast!
And if you notice, it's GRETCHEN that says "That's why I'm asking you guys, for advice, not to beat me up"
SHEEEEEEEEEE was ASKING! It's wasn't like they just went to lunch and Vicki and Jeana said, hmmm, we better make sure bitch knows how to gold dig, Jeff is not doing too good.... It is GRETCHEN that knows Jeff is not doing good and decided to ask the insurance agent Vicki how that shit works.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Vicki is a needy cunt. Gawd, she's a psycho!
Every episode has her asking a family member: "Do you love me? or "Are you proud of me?" Jesus H. Christ, get some self-esteem women!
I'd love to see Kim "I'll flip you over that couch" from RHOA give old saggy face Vickster a beat-down. Or NeNe rip her a new one.
Ahhhh, that would be some good times!
Ugh. I can't watch this shit! And I mean that on two levels. Level one is literal cuz I ain'ts gots no tv... and level two is a bit more philosophical ...THESE SPOILED NARCISSISTIC VAPID CUNTS MAKE ME VIOLENT so even when I had a tv, I'd have to go out an choke a bitch to death after wathing these useless cum dumpsters in action!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She could have broken her hip.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 7:10pm.
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I agree:
When Gretchen went out to lunch with what's her name, Lynn?, she mentioned the fact that she had three out of five other ex-wives interfere in her relationships too.
Nice? I dunt theenk so Loocy.
Dear Michael,
I think you need an intervention, you watch way too much reality tv. LOL
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You are family in my eyes now dirty ass ho bag! ZOOMAY (13/01/09)
Vicki irks the crap out of me...and apparently most of the people she encounters.
I love when she calls Lynn mean and rude. Bitch, Please! Pot meet kettle.
Submitted by LilyBartleby on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 7:04pm.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and bring up the POSSIBILITY that Gretchen is that rare combination of beauty, brains (within reason, it IS the OC) and kindness.
Is that humanly possible.
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Not here. This gold digging bitch KNOWS her fiance is dying and decides to join a reality show production? That bitch just says she spent time with him, she spent her time filming this dumb show. That man died without a caring person besides him, cause this bitch ran out the ex-wife who came to actually help him out.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Also, Vikki is the perfect candidate to hit the pavement!
All the pebbles, effluvium and jizz-crap just naturally nestle in her pock-marks, no medical assistance required...
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and bring up the POSSIBILITY that Gretchen is that rare combination of beauty, brains (within reason, it IS the OC) and kindness.
Is that humanly possible.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 6:56pm.
Maybe Vicki tripped on her jowls
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OM...G..I'M WHEEZING..LMAO
I watched the wrap of season (?) and remember her whining about the blogs commenting on her face. She blames it on some medical condition, when the number 1 guess is plastic gone wrong.
Suck it DROOPY.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Maybe Vicki tripped on her jowls
Lori Laughlin looking bitch...I would say she more closely resembles Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. I mean look at the size of her ridiculous lips and mouth. As for Vicki - Droopy Dog is pretty dead on haha.
Regarding Vicky beefing, I turn to Homer Simpson. "It's funny because it's not happening to ME!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Holy shit MK! You are totally right about Vickie: she DOES look like Droopy Dog! Every time I look at her face I keep asking the question "hmmm, her busted face reminds me of something, but I just can't put my finger on it. What could it be?". And you finally answered that nagging question with Droopy Dog! You are an absolute genuis MK!
You can't hide those rapey-eyes!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Fuck me that is hilarious!
Talk about "....there's a tightrope..."
Submitted by watch me boogie on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 6:36pm.
Hahahaa, I could watch that all day... Its hypnotic quality is helping to distract me from the horror of Verne Troyer's tongue. *cringe*
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That's a damned good point! *back to watching Vicki fall*
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Why do i think that these twats would only prove useful to me if they cut up White Oprah like fine colombian blow???
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Hahahaa, I could watch that all day... Its hypnotic quality is helping to distract me from the horror of Verne Troyer's tongue. *cringe*
Another thing, I used to watch this ALL THE TIME and now with Vickie being as cruel as she's been this season, I stopped watching. I can't stand it anymore.
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So the money grubbers were calling a party foul on the one woman who was saying that money isn't the be all end all in the world? nice and classy ladies.... real class
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Zappy, nobody around here gives a flying fuck if you're "first".
Secondly, watching a bitch fall is always funny! I just have rabbit ears at the mo, so it's fun to see these clips.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I saw that. I laughed when Vicki fell. Vicki is so anal anyway. She has to be 'right' all the time. She runs her own business and has the "I'm the boss. What I say is golden." mentality.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0LBynlA4rM
I live for this crappy show, aside from Fringe, it's the highlight of my pathetic week. I watched Vicki east shit at least 10 times. I know it's terrible, but when someone falls (not getting hurt, well at least too bad) I am in heaven. Is that sick?
OMG..I was first!
That is such a lovely image because I am a cruel hearted soul that absolutely LOVES it when stupid people fall. It's just...so brilliant...I want to CRY!
STFU!!!
I never watch this whore show because I hate reality (rolls eyes) shows. But I laughed my ass off when Vicki fell on her ass and just knew it would be posted!
Am I first?