Pepaw Says Farewell To His Beloved Bushy Eyebrows
When your eyebrows are so damn bushy that you have to shampoo, deep condition, blow dry and brush them each morning, it's time to whack that shit off. 72-year-old Si Burgher of Indiana finally tamed his out-of-control eyebrow situation by letting bitches trim them as part of a fundraiser for his Rotary International's PolioPlus project.
The Rotary members got the idea last week. Probably because they were sick of Pepaw Si asking them to braid his bush brows so he could see.
Several people paid $100 each to cut off a little piece of his eyebrows. They rasied a total of $1,600. His wife Amy did the honors with the first whack. She told MSNBC, "Beneath the eyebrows is a really handsome man. He looks like a normal person. I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts." Damn. A normal person? Bitch could have cut off those brows with her words.
Pepaw Si really looks like he's in pain from getting his pubic bush brows chopped off. Look at him. He looks like someone strangled his puppy. He needs a hot cup of Metamucil, a caramel square and a warm compress. I'm tempted to call up one of my chola cousins in California and ask them to volunteer their eyebrow painting services to this old bitch. He might be crying tears of pain now, but he'll be crying tears of joy after they take a Sharpie to his brows. Who wouldn't want a pair of gorgeous cholita eyebrows? They might even throw in a tear drop tattoo for free.
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I trim mr. puta's brows. He protests but I tell him I will withold everything and anything until he concedes. It works.
I cannot deal with talking to someone who has insane shrubbery on their forehead. It's too distracting.
Did he scream out "KELLY CLARKSON"??
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He looks fucking miserable without his brows!
That shit is gag worthy, though. He has to learn how to live without them. Sometimes facial hair crosses the line into a public health hazard.
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My husband gets this one eyebrow hair that gets so long I'm afraid the bastage is gonna trip over it. Trying to tweeze it out is a bitch because it's bionic.
My hubby has some skank ass brows like that. I do cut them sometimes but damn if they don't grow back twice as damn fast. Once when he went to the barber shop before his sons wedding, the barber talked him into letting him "trim" them. The blind ass old barber accidentally shaved half one off! So then my hubby looked like a damn retard at the wedding. He kept wiping that one eye..everyone thought he was crying because his son was getting married but he was really sweating like a bitch and he didn't have half an eyebrow to catch the sweat.
These are the days of my life..married to an old fucker.
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i thought it was denise richards' dad : ) lol
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at first i thought this was that irv richards guy that MK loves so much...but who knowsss ive had too much to drink and im new at this posting thing...
my boyfriend was talking about this at dinner today. i hadn't checked dlisted yet so i was like 'ummm ok?' obviously i'm not up on the day's news until i check this haha
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IG's gonna need a prosthetic finger. Haha!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:21pm.
MK, can someone PLEASE do something about these fucked up spammers? My finger is getting worn down to the nub hitting the report button.
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To me this is okay, what bugs me is when the rest of the eyebrow is normal but there's just one looooong hair poking out and drooping over your eye. My dad, husband and brother all have one. And they won't let me cut them. Gross!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:21pm.
Wait until next week when they raise money to cut his ear hair. Ugh! I think I just made myself sick.
now i'm sick...;)
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MK, you totally need to watch one of those old kung-fu movies where the old magic mentor has eyebrows down to his knees. Also they can blow people up by patting them on the chest. Wonderful shit.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 10:31pm.
how this man's wife didn't throw up daily after looking at those nasty brows is beyond me...
Wait until next week when they raise money to cut his ear hair. Ugh! I think I just made myself sick.
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this guy couldn't just trim his brows? At his age, since he shaved them off they probably wont grow back. He'll have to break out the eyebrow pencil and go for the chola look
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"Damn. A normal person? Bitch could have cut off those brows with her words."
Haha. Cracked me up.
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how this man's wife didn't throw up daily after looking at those nasty brows is beyond me...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Why does this make me gag?
And all those other eye brow pics made
me choke up too for some reason.
Those chola alien things what ever
they are make me sick all over!
why why why???
MK, can someone PLEASE do something about these fucked up spammers? My finger is getting worn down to the nub hitting the report button.
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my dad has those SAME eyebrows!! he needs a weedwhacker for those puppies. totally forwarding to my mother.
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Damn. A normal person? Bitch could have cut off those brows with her words.
LMAO! Gotta love the supportive words of a beloved wife.
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I'd gladly pay $1,600 for someone to take a weedwhacker to my 72-year old father's brows. It's amazing how long they get. At least he doesn't have old-man earlobes a la Lyndon Johnson.
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Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 8:52pm.
how about asscrack hair?
*shudders* I scared myself with my own thought
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LOL PLEASE don't tell me you're into anal bleaching.
I'm just playing with ya', but now I'm shuddering too!
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It looks like Beau Bridges in a few years, or maybe now?
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Leave the brows long, but add highlights.
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how about asscrack hair?
*shudders* I scared myself with my own thought
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dear Lord, please help me not to slap a bitch today, but if I must slap a bitch today, please keep my pimp hand strong. Thank you.
"I don't trim orifice hair, sorry."
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Si's got nothin on my Dad - the man has hella big brows.
Years ago one of his employees went to the local bank in town to cash is paycheck but did not have any ID with him. The bank manager, knowing my Dad really well came to the window and asked the employee to describe his boss. He said "he has huge, bushy eyebrows" and the manager said "cash his check".
I'm a licensed (retired) stylist, and I used to trim men's eyebrows all the time...trimmer over comb, just takes a few seconds. If his regular stylist won't do this, then he needs to find another one.
Another thing...clients of mine told me that their wives said to thank me for trimming their husband's brows.
Nose and ear hair though? No. I told one client who asked me to trim his nose hair that "I don't trim orifice hair, sorry."
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he shoulda thrown some Billy Ocean dreds in that shyt.
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dear Lord, please help me not to slap a bitch today, but if I must slap a bitch today, please keep my pimp hand strong. Thank you.
LOL They don't have to shave them. Just close crop them with a pair of clippers. If anything he really needs a facial and a great moisturizer.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
I thought that was Adam West!!!
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Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 7:26pm.
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I loves the term "bastid". And in Pepaw's defense, he ain't on tv like Andy Rooney...That old whore is still on tv, right? I haven't had a tv in a while, so I don't know whose whore ass in on tv anymore...:-(
Now, back to Andy...First of all, no Memaw would be on tv, period, let alone with mad scientist's eyebrows and candy corn for teefs! Aw hell naw! Either give that Pepaw a makeover or boot him off the show and replace him with a hot cranky bastid. That should give that annoying old fuck something to REALLY bitch about!
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His eyebrows look like mini Madonna vajayjay's
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
And you just KNOW this guy has great huge tufts of hair growing out of his ears like a hoot owl!
men can be so icky
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GRAMPS LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SOME FUCKING SNUFF CRAMMED UP IN THEM GUMS.
I don't understand why they couldn't wax that shit into a good shape after they clipped it to about an inch since it was 8 inches long. They did his bushy ass wrong.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 7:23pm.
Now why you got to go a do a Pepaw's brows like like?
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Pepaw's wife should've whacked that shit while he had his football game nap years ago.
Val Kilmer, step it up. We're taking the razor to your ocular pelts next.
Step aside, TL, step aside. You can't protect the Werthers contingent forever.
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When I first glanced at the pics, I thought that was Irv. I was like why the fuck is Denise shaving his brows??
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Submitted by jellus h8er on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 7:23pm.
what grosses me out is when pepaws have hair in their ears. yuck
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How do they hear? Doe fleas get in um? What about leftover food that old men get all over themselves? Do they save the food for later?
All these questions are burning in my soul.
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