The Oscar Nominations: Phoebe Price SHUT OUT!
This is absolutely atrocious! I'm about to throw my full cup of Sanka at the TV screen, but I can't do this because I don't have any left. But seriously! The Oscar nominations were announced this morning and international supermodel Phoebe Price was left out of the Best Actress category. ILLEGAL! HURTFUL! WRONG! You can blend down the performances of Ann Hathaway, Angelina Jolie, Melissa Leo, Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet into one little shot and you still wouldn't have 10% of the raw and emotional performance Chicken Cutlets gave in Get Smart. Fuck. They could have at least nominated her cutlets. Look at the pure intensity in her cutlets. They are giving it their all. Fuck the Oscars! They never honor the truly talented artistes of the cinema! Robbed! Robbed! Robbed! Just because of that, Phoebe Price will not be one of their seat fillers this year. NO! Okay, she will, but she's going to do it with a frown. Fuck that shit.
It was bad news for our Hot Babe of 2007, but it was good news for Loki, Mickey Rourke's dog. His daddy was nominated for Best Actor. Things are looking up, Loki! You don't have to eat the fallen skin off of your owner's face anymore. You can eat real dog food!
The rest of the nominations were pretty basic, but The Dark Knight was not nominated for Best Picture and Clint Eastwood didn't get shit for that Dirty Harry Protects The Asians movie. I thought Kate Winslet would get two nominations because everyone is licking her ass this year, but she only got one Best Actress nod for The Reader. I haven't seen that shit but my friend had this to say about it: "Winslet TITTIES!" Seriously, that's all he said. And no, he's not 12.
And I hope Saint Angelina is warming up her cuntface, because she's going to lose the Best Actress award again. I live for that shit. When she loses, you all better get under a sturdy table, because the Brangaloonies are going to explode causing the world to shake.
The main categories are after the jump. Click here to see the entire list. THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!! got the most nominations with 13. JUMP!!!!
Supporting Actress
Amy Adams - Doubt
Penelope Cruz - Vicky Christina Barcelona
Viola Davis - Doubt
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler
Taraji P. Henson - THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!!!
Supporting Actor
Josh Brolin - Milk
Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Best Actress
Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married
Melissa Leo - Frozen River
Meryl Streep - Doubt
Kate Winslet - The Reader
Angelina Jolie - The Changeling
Best Actor
Richard Jenkins - The Visitor
Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon
Brad Pitt - THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!!!
Sean Penn - Milk
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler
Director
David Fincher, THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!!!
Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon
Gus Van Sant, MILK
Stephen Daldry, The Reader
Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
Original Screenplay
Frozen River
Happy-Go-Lucky
Milk
Wall-E
In Bruges
Adapted Screenplay
THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!!!
Doubt
Frost/Nixon
Slumdog Millionaire
The Reader
Animated
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E
Best Picture
THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!!!
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire
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Boring and predictable.
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Submitted by Parker on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:53am
You can download the Reader. The screener was realeased yesterday.
I can't believe they nominated Downey for Tropic Thunder. I would have thouht those old fuckers in the Academy would turn their noses to that kind of comedy. He was brilliant and I'm tired of all this Ledger love. The man wasn't this popular when he was alive, now everyone thinks he's a god? I guess people forgot what kind of an asshole he used to be.
I hope Angie Jo and Bradly both get snubbed. Put them in their place.
Amy Adams better get the best supporting award (I love her). And In Bruges was a fantastic overlooked film so maybe it should get an award too.
Submitted by Parker on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:53am.
I haven't seen shit on this list either, but I def. wanna see The Reader, Bulldog Millionaire, and Milk. Too bad I need a new DVD player!!!
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Parker, I haven't seen a movie since 'Gone With The Wind.' I need a new VCR! :)
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Det er hvad der sker.
I haven't seen shit on this list either, but I def. wanna see The Reader, Bulldog Millionaire, and Milk. Too bad I need a new DVD player!!!
I'll still watch for all the superficial crap, though.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
i haven't seen a single movie on this list...so i guess i won't be watching the oscars...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
I hope Slumdog Millionaire takes Best Picture!
Good for Mickey!I lust him big time and I hope he wins!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I hate to say it, but I do like to read the perez thing - the comments are my favorite because most of the people insult him viciously - so different from us loving MK.
I just saw Doubt and I'm rootin for Viola, and Hensen from Benjamin Button saw that too. Excellent work ladies.
Perez is a Brangeloonie? Bwahahahahaha!!! Oh, how appropriate.
"What if both Brad and Angie win??? Anything is possible on Oscar night !!!"
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....................
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
The three reasons I'll watch the Oscars:
Live blogging with Mah MK.
Robert Downey Jr.
Kate Winslet
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yaaaaay for Slumdog Millionaire! I'm so excited to see some familiar faces giving an acceptance speech (I hope!) :-)
why is Anne Hathaway nominated in anything? I don't get her appeal. Not that it should matter, but her nose is HUGE
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
What if both Brad and Angie win??? Anything is possible on Oscar night !!!
devilgirl - lol, the reason drunk, squinty eyes can't dress himself is cause he was playing with Ange...
THEY ARE SO SICK. They get none so they fantasize about these two. SICK!
Somehow I am thinkin' he ain't getting shit up these days.
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The Oscars are totally predictable this year. I'm sure THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT is gonna get maybe half of the awards. Hopefully, Mickey Rourke well get the Oscar if he doesn't he will be SO robbed!
STFU!!!
Sally Hawkins and Kristin Scott Thomas don't get a nod but Jolie does? Really? And no Bruce Springsteen?
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I can't root for Anne Hathaway because she's being force-fed to the public. They're trying toooo hard with her. I think she's average in looks and acting (not that you need looks to act, but I just don't buy the, "she's an incredible beauty", crap). I'd be happy with Frank Langella (body or work, I haven't seen the film yet) or Mickey Rourke. Kate Winslet for BA. Brad and Angie need to go away forever...I hope for a very disappointing night for the two of those overexposed tw*ts.
I can`t understand why celebrities are not serious in love? They always like dating with different people, can`t love one person for long...^^^^^www celebmingle com is one of those sites that celebrities&wealthy guys
love to hook up with each other.
Bravo to Hathaway & Winslet. Well deserved! Now about Frozen River??? Wha????
Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:50pm.
Even though I refuse to go over and read his blog, I'm relatively sure HERPEZ HILTON is jacking off right now on the Pitt/Jolie nominations.
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He is. In fact, his post about the Oscars was under a picture of The First Couple of Hurl with a silly crown drawn on top of Jolie's head. In fact, you would think it was all about them! Perez is so lame. . .
And I hope Saint Angelina is warming up her cuntface, because she's going to lose the Best Actress award again.
So Awsum
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
If Kate doesn't win for the Reader, there is no justice.
Penelope was wonderful, but VCBarcelona was a total crap movie except for her and Javier
I saw Gran Torino this weekend...Clint should have been a shoo-in for Best Director. I'm betting that the academy wasn't too keen on the overarching message of the film, though.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
It would be great if Melissa Leo won.
Even though I refuse to go over and read his blog, I'm relatively sure HERPEZ HILTON is jacking off right now on the Pitt/Jolie nominations.
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My hopes for the show,
Penny Cruz,
Robert Downy Jr
(No one else could of pulled that off and I'm kind of over with the Ledger sad moments)
Kate Winslet,
Mickey Rourke,
Original screenplay, Milk.
Adaptive, Slumdog Millionare.
Danny Boyle, director
The Oscars were watched by 10 people last year. It's time to kiss the general publics ass I guess. Pretty soon there will be a viewers choice Oscar given by the viewers who call or text during the show! The Oscars aint what it used to be.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:40pm.
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LOL, you'll get there.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:06pm.
It's the "eventually" part that worries me. : P
devilgirl!
"Jen the Hag @ 01/22/2009 at 11:55 am bwahahahha i bet a lot of screaming at the ocean happening in the Malibu right now. Maybe that’s the reason why Norman the dog was trying to escape X . .. there must be a lot of furniture crashing and vase throwing whenever the X see the POWER COUPLE walking on the red carpet while SHE’s all alone w/o her peeboy bwahahahhahaha..POOR, POOR, PITIFUL X she so badly wants to walk on the RC LMAOOO!!"
Meanwhile, Brad is so fucking stupid he can't even dress himself.
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It's amazing that ANYONE OVER AT Just Jared has the audacity to call someone pitiful.
Clarisse, I made a comment as Top Job, and this was the response
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Top, Job, I’m sorry to see your opinion, it must suck to me so full of hate!!! beware, your head may explod.
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My head is EXPLOD (ing) right now! Hee Hee!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:25pm.
um... thats crazy.
(heya mama!)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:15pm.
I love that episode!! I saw that the other day and thought "man, remember when John Voight was the big name and Angelina Voight was just his awkward-teen-stage unknown daughter?"
*sigh*
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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:13pm.
That was funny.
devilgirl!
"Jen the Hag @ 01/22/2009 at 11:55 am bwahahahha i bet a lot of screaming at the ocean happening in the Malibu right now. Maybe that’s the reason why Norman the dog was trying to escape X . .. there must be a lot of furniture crashing and vase throwing whenever the X see the POWER COUPLE walking on the red carpet while SHE’s all alone w/o her peeboy bwahahahhahaha..POOR, POOR, PITIFUL X she so badly wants to walk on the RC LMAOOO!!"
Meanwhile, Brad is so fucking stupid he can't even dress himself.
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Heath Ledger should definitely win. He was brilliant as the Joker, played it as it always should have been (no hard feelings, Jack). I'd love to see Annie Hathaway win for Rachel, I loved it and her in it. Haven't seen the others but Milk & the Wrestler are at the top of my list. And.. um Notorious I can't help it
missy!
A coworker saw GT and said it was GREAT! Not at all what he expected.
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ha ha..probably doing some playing with Ang before appearing:)
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Another retarded gem from the Brad Pitt/open fly thread from JJ
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:15am.
It was slim pickins for the nominators to choose from this year.
He was great in "Dr. Strangelove" and "Blazing Saddles"! ;)
Yes, but his best role IMHO was "Rancho Deluxe" with Jeff Bridges and HD Stanton. 'Member that tree scene with Elizabeth Ashley and Stanton? Classic comedy right there.
that Seinfeld where George buys Jon Voight's car was on last night, that's my favorite thing about Angie Jo, the Seinfeld about her dad
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Missy - ah ha ha ha thank you for not thinking I was just illiterate!
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When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
Im gonna watch the pepaw clint defends asains or whatever MK called it... Ill let u whores know how it is :)
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I also thought I'd share this.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1d76506803/the-curious-case-of-forrest-...
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:57am.
I'm gonna watch Changeling this weekend.
In the interests of you health and safety could I suggest ear plugs, eye shades (cock-sucker-red lips that size could take an eye out) and perhaps take a book or another film to take your mind off it all.
Actually, I'm gonna watch Transporter 3 after Changeling, hehehe. I like Jason Statham. I'm actually excited to see Changeling. Angelina's not that bad, if you ignore her personal drama. As for Brad, his performance was mediocre in that Benjamin Button's shit, as with all his other movies, excluding 12 Monkeys.hehe.
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:08pm.
None of the best picture nominees have woman as leads, how nice. Its been a terrible year for movies.
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VERY good point.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:08pm.
I dunno mang
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UM, I love you for figuring out how to type that. Delish :)
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Yeah nobody warned him because they wanted to be the tackless fools they are and post this on the internet for cash. So sad that people have no respect for others.
CONGRATULATIONS BRAD ON YOUR NOMINATION AND THE NOMINATIONS OF THE MOVIE!!!!
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Ok so this is a post from JJ regarding Brad Pitts open fly. Why should people have to warm the tool about his fly being down, isn't he a grown man?
Stoney - yeah, Heath will most likely get it.
Cuntface Angelina better not win, how she was even nominated I will never know. She is truly a terrible actress, how can no one else see this??!!
She was horrible in Girl Interrupted too, plus that entire movie pretty much sucked...There must be some sort of seriously shady shit going down in Hollywood for her to even be recognized in any Oscar catagory. Are they just setting it up so her & Brad both win & the earth implodes or something?
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I just read a critic who said the fact that Jolie was nominated showed what a weak category Best Actress was this year.
That being said, it wouldn't surprise me to see her do some kind of reconciliation with her father in the next month to better her chances.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:15am.
It was slim pickins for the nominators to choose from this year.
He was great in "Dr. Strangelove" and "Blazing Saddles"! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson