Here We Go Again
This didn't come from the My Little Pony's mouth, but UsWeekly swears on Heidi and Spencer's rotten vaginas (they love them so) that the Sex and the City sequel is a go. They might as well call that shit Sex But Only With The Use Of Vagisil In The Retirement Community.
Some source said the contracts aren't signed yet, but everyone has agreed. Another source claims the 4 hos are getting a lot more money than they did the first time around. Warner Bros. wouldn't comment on this shit.
I will co-sign this shit in my own blood if they do the right thing and base the sequel around Rojo Caliente. They don't even have to do much. They can just show 2 hours of Rojo in a wife beater, cargo jeans and a tool belt drilling a piece of big wood or something. Swoooon. Those 3 hags and Cynthia Nixon can make cameos every few minutes. One can oil up Rojo's arms, two can brush her ginge bush and another can have Rojo flex for her. They can call it Gingy Bull Dyke in the Home Depot. Movie of the decade!
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Charlotte still looks good too.
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Candlejack is back!
I have never watched Sex and the City but these women need to get tips from somebody other than Bjork on how to dress! Their clothes and shoes look like they came from the Goodwill bin, the hem is sagging on the blonde's red dress, and why is SJP wearing a prom dress with a flower pot on her head? Does she play a woman that's mentally unstable on the show?
Who cares?
I hate Sex and the City and those women are far from sexy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
PLEASE no more of calling SJP beautiful! God, they might as well be called the "Golden Girls." What more can these women do? Get hip replacement surgeries together? By the time the next movie comes out, Sam will be 60 and the other three will be pushing 50. Chris Noth is turning into King Kong next to the disappearing SJP. PLEASE leave this show alone!
I fuckin' hate Sex and the City...it's terrible.
*Quit harshing my mellow!"
Being sandwiched between 2 bright red dresses made up for Rojo not being there.
Snideychick sez:
Kim is looking a little Patsy Stone-ish. I'm thinking the Parellox (sp?) episode of Ab Fab.
YES. Rojo Caliente 4 EVA. I didn't see the first SATC movie because I'm tired of those hags (especially SJP), but I'd pay big samolians to see anything which stars the mighty Rojo. She's got personality! Plus I'll bet she knows how to slap a bitch so that she stays slapped. Right on!
OMG that is fucking hilarious! i want to marry MK!!
another movie...yay....NOT!
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The one in he pink looks fantastic....shes almost 50 but she looks great!
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Oh shit, I am laughing so hard I can't see! A Home Depot Goddess, that's Rojo!
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:08pm.
that shit green dress/hat. yeeech. i want to yank her out like a weed
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LMAO..that hat looks like something that a crazy old lady might wear.
All I can say is YAY, it won't mess it up for me even if it is bad. They can make 20 and i'll be happy. I don't want it to end! If they are bad i'll still love the old ones!
I always end up ranting about this but I think I'll hold it in today because I'm too tired to care about these hags. Rojo Caliente is awesome though!
STFU!!!
I am wondering how she keeps her so fit! I appreciate her beautiful face very much! If I am as beautiful as her, I will date to a handsome millionaire at ^^^^^^^^^^millionaireloves com^^^^^^^^^^^^
I liked the show. Whoever said the movie was hollow was totally right. It went against each of the character's nature. Samantha was too vain to ever let herself gain weight, much less over a man. The message of the movie was awful too--stand by your man, even when the pull some pretty shady shit. Blech!
They should have never made the movie--let the show retire with dignity, rather than be tarnished by this shitfest.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
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that shit green dress/hat. yeeech. i want to yank her out like a weed
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ugh. *rolls eyes*
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LOL Mabel! You are right, Rojo does her body good!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
CN looks HAWT!
Never thought i'd see the day she outhotted everyone else on that show. but She did it! Must be the Rojo Caliente juice!!
Arribba Arribba!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
psl- especially if you were a big fan of the show do not ever see the first one. I was so disappointed. It was hollow and lame.
And I am amazed how good Cynthia Nixon looks. WOW.
Rojo is magic! Looks like she lost some weight too (not that she was at all heavy)..I always though Cynthia n had gray teeth though.. I hate the blue white veneers most actors have but C.N's teeth were dingy weird color, like dead teeth almost. Creeped me out.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:02pm.
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You know, I really believe that. She should've switched teams a long time ago because then it would've been more believable to me that she got laid as much as she did on the show.
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"Beyonce is just demonstrating what it would sound like if your iPod was playing Aretha Franklin as you dropped it into a wood chipper. Now if someone would just drop Beyonce into a wood chipper." - Team Valtrex
Poor Kim. Her face almost sags as much as her vag now.
QC, it is b/c of the magic of ROJO!
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
I don't know what the F happened, but Cynthia Nixon looks so much better now that the show is over. She's hotter than all these bitches...except Kim. Cuz I'll always love her. I hope to be as hot as she is when I'm in my 50s.
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"Beyonce is just demonstrating what it would sound like if your iPod was playing Aretha Franklin as you dropped it into a wood chipper. Now if someone would just drop Beyonce into a wood chipper." - Team Valtrex
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Cynthia looks like she is so over those hags. I don't blame her.
I didn't see the first one, won't be seeing this....and I was a big fan of the series.
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:41am.
You can still fuck if you are menopausal...
..it doesn't seal up or anything...
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LMAO @ it doesn't seal up or anything.
You can still fuck if you are menopausal...
..it doesn't seal up or anything...
The true sign of the Apocalypse.
Hello Wilburrr!
Gee what else is there to tell? They stripped the SEX out of this, the City barely figures as an after thought, and they don't even drink Cosmos anymore. Now that Carrie finally married Mr. Big I thought this was O.V.E.R. for good!
The only path they could follow (beyond the retirement Florida home with Metamucil cocktails) is Natasha's revenge...she will steal Mr. Big from Carrie and destroy their marriage the same way Carrie did to her. Or get all Fatal Attraction and shit with Natasha stabbing Carrie with a Manolo stiletto heel a la Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Female...now THAT I would pay to see.
I can't believe people go to see these kinds of movies.
There was a blind item about some actress has to be kept busy because her husband was fooling around her, do you think it's spj. I mean really another sex.... please!!! I want to kick myself for buying bootleg when I could have watched that crap for free online.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I hear in this one they all get it on with each other......i mean, seriously, what else can they do???????
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There is a silver lining to this sequel. My Little Pony Parker (finally) had her big-ass ugly mole removed so it won't be so distracting on the theater screen.
Back in October, I bought a hat that looks almost exactly like Horsey's. Same color and everything. But it has a wide brim and a black veil with spiders all over it.
Submitted by tinalkikey on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:03am.
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These women are not "hags" and they are not "elderly". Kristen and Kim look amazing. The movie idea is dumb, though.
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SATC still has a LOT of fans. If they still want to see more of it, what difference does it make to any of you? Just don't fucking watch it if you don't like it.
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
I was forced to see the movie with a group of girlfriends only because one was getting married. I felt obligated. Soon as it was done, made my excuse and got to heck out of there. I felt so abused in that theatre.
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These women are not "hags" and they are not "elderly". Kristen and Kim look amazing. The movie idea is dumb, though.
These women are not "hags" and they are not "elderly". Kristen and Kim look amazing. The movie idea is dumb, though.
These women are not "hags" and they are not "elderly". Kristen and Kim look amazing. The movie idea is dumb, though.
These women are not "hags" and they are not "elderly". Kristen and Kim look amazing. The movie idea is dumb, though.
This show is turning into is The Golden Girls. My Little Pony is Sophia, Kim is Blanche, Kristin is Rose and well I guess that leaves Rojo's Ho as Dorothy.
You know what else? I think I kinda like that silly hat too. It's starting to grow on me...like cancer.
Submitted by Otter Pop on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:48am.
Ugh. Enough with the menopausal jokes. Older women like to fuck, too.
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OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
They should retire quietly to pasture or move on to mature roles. Like Friends, that show was long in the tooth when the series ended.
@ Hekki
Used to love to draw. My older brother used to make me read the articles in Playboy (yeah Playboy) and I would draw the cartoons in there. Little Annie Fanny was my idol. I wanted to have boobs and butt like her with a tiny waist. Once my mother took out a 'portfolio' of my nude cartoons to show company (aunts and uncles) because she was so proud of my artwork. LOL..they didn't know what to do, old fashioned Italian Catholic, they were upset. I still have that portfolio.
Ugh. Enough with the menopausal jokes. Older women like to fuck, too.
Cynthia looks so fucking hot in that dress. YUM.
The other hags look ridiculous, as usual.
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"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
I looooveee Horsey's dress.