Here We Go Again
This didn't come from the My Little Pony's mouth, but UsWeekly swears on Heidi and Spencer's rotten vaginas (they love them so) that the Sex and the City sequel is a go. They might as well call that shit Sex But Only With The Use Of Vagisil In The Retirement Community.
Some source said the contracts aren't signed yet, but everyone has agreed. Another source claims the 4 hos are getting a lot more money than they did the first time around. Warner Bros. wouldn't comment on this shit.
I will co-sign this shit in my own blood if they do the right thing and base the sequel around Rojo Caliente. They don't even have to do much. They can just show 2 hours of Rojo in a wife beater, cargo jeans and a tool belt drilling a piece of big wood or something. Swoooon. Those 3 hags and Cynthia Nixon can make cameos every few minutes. One can oil up Rojo's arms, two can brush her ginge bush and another can have Rojo flex for her. They can call it Gingy Bull Dyke in the Home Depot. Movie of the decade!
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The Plot: Cynthia Nixon's character struggles as the other three secretly request pictures of Rojo Caliente for their headboards so their aging lovers can get erections.
@Hekki: I totally know what you're talking about! We used to draw kimonos too:)
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Ugh. Enough already.
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When my sister and I were tweens, we used to draw "puffy dresses". Pages and pages of dresses with tight bodices, puffy sleeves, hoop skirts. We were in love with Marie Antoinette dresses, poodle skirts, etc.
Anyhoo, SJP's dress totally looks like one of our drawings.
Yawn.
What's the sequel going to be called..
Sex and The Menopausal Foursome?
another dollar, another day, and another shitty movie to be filmed.
what else is new?
i will shamelessly be watching this sequel.
LMAO @ jazzfish
Now THAT is something I would love to watch! Closer to real life!
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:27am.
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:21am.
Submitted by Newportjoey on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:20am.
Reality Check: Shoplifting is on the rise now.
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Maybe the sequel could be about them becoming crack addicted prostitutes who shoplift to support themselves.
Or is that too close to the original plot?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:27am.
We need to get back to simpler times and make quality movies. Times when women with three daughters married men with three boys - and had a housekeeper.
I'm down with that if there's some incest involved.
In bar-light, she looked all right;
In daylight, she looked desperate
That’s all right, I was desperate, too
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:21am.
Submitted by Newportjoey on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:20am.
Can't they be banned until after the Depression is over??
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Also that "Confessions of a Shopaholic" movie. What horrible timing.
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Reality Check: Shoplifting is on the rise now.
We need to get back to simpler times and make quality movies. Times when women with three daughters married men with three boys - and had a housekeeper.
Every movie gets a sequal nowadays so how is this a surprise? The only question of whether it was a go was if they could agree to all the actresses inflated demands.
In bar-light, she looked all right;
In daylight, she looked desperate
That’s all right, I was desperate, too
i would see it. i love them to the death, even if there pretentiousness (is that a word?) gets on my nerves sometimes. I think it's entertaining.
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Submitted by Newportjoey on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:20am.
Can't they be banned until after the Depression is over??
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
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There ya go!
Bring back the Marx Brothers! W.C. Fields and some Three Stooges. NOW THATS ENTERTAINMENT!
Really. Some seriously funny shit.
Nanners on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:21am
OFF T: NANNERS!!!!
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Submitted by Newportjoey on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:20am.
Can't they be banned until after the Depression is over??
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Also that "Confessions of a Shopaholic" movie. What horrible timing.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Can't they be banned until after the Depression is over??
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
@ Jazzfish.
This is the truth, I'm sure
*Poking my minds eye out right now*
I loved the show and I enjoyed the movie but a sequel? what else can they talk about? bleh
LMAO @ Hekki
I'd MUCH rather see the "Gingy Bull Dyke in the Home Depot
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Now that's more like reality. These Princess Pussy sluts piss me off.
Not a wife beater, a blue flannel!
Mmm...Sex in the Nursing Home. Watch as some old wrinklies pursue their sexual adventures in between bouts of constipation, staph infections, and falling and breaking their hips.
LMAO @ SBroker
No one better than Blanche Devereaux and Sophia.
I'm with Zappy. Seeing grown women act that way over men and clothes makes me cringe. Fer chrissakes. Way to enforce the stereotype.
I'd MUCH rather see the "Gingy Bull Dyke in the Home Depot".
Are these no talent sea hags going to milk this until their retirement?
If they are, the Golden Girls did it MUCH better.
These people are making money hand over twat. For what? GAHBAGE!
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Im so over this Rojo Caliente shit.
I forgot I liked this SJP dress!
I would so watch this movie I don't really care if the story is good I just really liked the show that much!
JUst like if they made a Friends movie I would watch that in a second even if they are old now
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LOL @ ImpVixen
Never watched that show EVER. Tried for about 5 minutes. Couldn't do it. Can't even watch Desperate Housewives.
Women prancing around in their shit and preening and posing, annoy the shit out of me..pretentious, manipulative bores. I think it's all the drama that women produce in their 'friendships' that get me verklempt. No time for bullshit (except online bullshit, naturally)
These women are not "hags" and they are not "elderly". Kristen and Kim look amazing. The movie idea is dumb, though.
Cynthia Nixon looks gorgeous in this pic. It's the Rojo Mojo!
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Det er hvad der sker.
This is SJP's only role ever of note.
She needs to milk it before her pony face droops to new lows.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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The SATC movie was about 3.5 hours too long. They wrapped it all up. End of story. Samantha will fuck 900 other people, Charlotte will adopt from a third-world country, Miranda will tell Steve to get the fucking over with and they will break up yet again, and Carrie will buy 6700 pairs of shoes and fuck Mr. Big. It's tiresome and I'm over it.
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