Dr. Ross Will Return!

Yes, ER is still on the air. No, I don't know if people still watch it. Yes, this season is its last. Because the show's 15th season will be its last, Dr. Doug Ross will return for an episode or two or three. George Clooney's last appearance on that shit was in 2000. That was at the lake house, right? I think I remember that but I was stoned and boozed through most of 2000 and 2001.

People says that a closed set was ordered to keep George's return a big secret. NBC and the other bitches wouldn't confirm, so we don't know how many episodes he's doing. Last year, George said "fuck no" to returning.

Georgie should lick on ER's nutsack! He owes that show. If it wasn't for ER, he'd probably be holding his barf in while dancing with my arch rival CHERYL BURKE on Dancing with the Has-Beens. Seriously, that show helped make his life! Well, one of the shows that made him super famous. He also has to give up a taint slap to Roseanne and Facts of Life (Booker & Burnett 4EVA).