Thursday, January 22nd 2009
KK Needs To Read The Sign
Too bad there wasn't another sign behind her that read: "Take the stick out of your ass!"
Everyone's least favorite grouch puss shuffled along in London yesterday probably muttering to herself about how much her life sucks or complaining about how ugly the sidewalk looks. Keira Knightley will always find something to moan about. When one pap started taking her picture, she texted some bitch about how fucking miserable she was. Sad faces for KK. And the pap zoomed in on that text. HA. She called him a dickhead. BURN! That's funny because with that hood on, she's the one that looks like one big penis. A really depressed penis.
I'm surprised the text didn't read: "pappies stealing my souuuuuul."
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Submitted by youdumbfucks on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:27pm
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go to perezhilton.com you fuckpig
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*told you i would start using it, sushi!*
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
"She is pouting because she is literally starving herself to death! If everyone who visits this site, ate two leaves of lettuce and drank 4 cups of coffee a day. we too would be miserable."
No she's pouting cause she cant move w/o someone taking her picture or filming her. I'd love to see how some of you stupid critical fucks on here would act if ya had 1 photographer following you let alone dozens. I always get duped into coming to this site but you people that post here on a regular basis are just fucking sad. Seriously all of you are fucking clown shoes.
how does this bitch have any friends/fans? She's a terrible actress with a personality that stinks like dog poo. She's a dumb ass ho who thinks chastising herself in interviews makes her likeable. No, it makes you a whiney twat, KK. Go eat something, maybe it will clear the rainclouds.
I like her...she can be a bitch if she wants...especially to the paps.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I work for Virgin Active and their advertsing campaigns are shameful.
The last one had moobs and muffin tops in it. On the bottom of my work emails it would say 'Want to get rid of your moobs and muffin tops'
I didn't even know it was in the emails I was sending until someone pointed it out to me.
sexymixer81...I think they intentionally blurred out the "To" field & the phone number as well...
She is so damn annoying and pretentious.
Submitted by putas on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:33pm.
Dies laughing at Stoney's telling Tina to die.. Ah I love you.
And @ Zappy- Tae Bo is no joke. It DOES work. Hell I used it after the baby and I did not have time to get to the gym. Also cheaper too. I LOVE it. Got the Billy Bands too, made it ten times more strenuous and more effective. I love Billy he's such a happy little bald thing. Nougies
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Billy knows his stuff!
She did that on purpose! There is no name in the "to" field. Who writes a text out before addressing it? Well I don't.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
She is pouting because she is literally starving herself to death! If everyone who visits this site, ate two leaves of lettuce and drank 4 cups of coffee a day. we too would be miserable.
Was she the one complaining about how shitty being famous is? The pap should have said something about the text msg and yelled that she's the actual dickhead here. IF she doesn't want to be taken pictures of she should wear a mask then!
STFU!!!
She's a generic Winona Ryder. Not that I like Winona LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
She does have a pout and lips that try too hard. They look unnatural.
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Dies laughing at Stoney's telling Tina to die.. Ah I love you.
And @ Zappy- Tae Bo is no joke. It DOES work. Hell I used it after the baby and I did not have time to get to the gym. Also cheaper too. I LOVE it. Got the Billy Bands too, made it ten times more strenuous and more effective. I love Billy he's such a happy little bald thing. Nougies!
If I said it once I'll say it again.. that fucking MOUTH of hers is a joke. Early KK pics show her thin English lips... then they got a life of their own. Probably permanent implants.. they're so insanely awkward that they took over the scenes she was in in all of the Pirates movies and I could not watch Atonement b/c of her. She was so annoying- that high tinny voice and her awkwardly pouting out those fake lips. I love the other actors but she fucked up the movie for me. Cartoon.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:07pm.
Ugh...I have the same fucking problem.
P.S. - I don't even hate her or anything, but this 'ugh I'm so irritated that I'm famous and painfully thin and have more money than Xerxes' attitude of hers is really starting to stink up the joint
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
Kiera - stop what you are doing, drop to your fucking knees and thank the gods, ALL OF THEM, that anybody even gives a shit about you. Then, get back up and try again bitch.
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
woo. so elegant. she looks like a snowplow driver from Fargo
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:07pm
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My trainer was half my age and he was a doll! He helped me lose MUCH weight. Told me I didn't need all the equipment in the gym and said just having about 150 bucks of equipment at home can do the trick.
Cardio helps the gut: Step ups, jump rope Exercise ball: low impact crunches. look online for other exercises (about 20 bucks for a ball, also helps to loosen the spine when you feel creaky). Hand weights and a little Tae Bo..tightens and tones!
Every exercise try doing with your gut sucked in. It's all about the core! If your core muscles are weak it weakens your spine that's how back injuries occur. Common in woman who have had children! The core (back and stomach) are the muscles you need to stand up and live!
i've got a real hourglass figure. big boobs, for my size, and big ass for a white girl. i would be considered pear shape if not for my boobies. but my man sure likes it all!!
tho i am trying to lose like 10 lbs! i just went to ballet class last nite and I am sore!!
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:02pm.
Fat distributes in fug ways. I have seen skinny 'fat girls' They have 'skinny fat/flab' because they don't weight train.
--I am a skinny fat girl :( and I know I need to work out ..its really gross actually..I have the best Butt and legs (in my opinion anyway) but I have the most retarded gut ever its like a four pack of fat its disgusting! im still a medium in shirts but my tummy is just weird
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I never stay on topic :)
Interesting concept - maybe she should stay the fuck out of movies and not pose for the cover of magazines. Wait, what? That's her job? Fucking quit. We'll be fine with attention whores like Wonky, Twit & twat! They NEVER call the paps names ('cept maybe Big Poppa...?)
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...and it was sorta on topic because the name 'Keira' was mentioned once, I think...
Re: body types and training and skinny girls.
Many of the actresses/models we see are anorexic for sure. We are told there are basic body types apples (belly fat) or pears (butt and leg fat). There are 'celery' types (most models) and 'carrots' (top heavy).
A great trainer can help someone modify or 'neutralize' their body so it looks more uniform and in proportion. Some people just 'got it all' but most have to work at it eventually. Keira and Katie need to work on their proportions.
Took me 50 years to finally know and understand that muscle weighs more than fat. Muscle is toned and in control. Fat distributes in fug ways. I have seen skinny 'fat girls' They have 'skinny fat/flab' because they don't weight train.
Weight training AND aerobics are key to keeping the body fit!
This has been a public service message.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:52am.
Yeah, that's my Wasabi, but I still see it as Figgy. WTF!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:47am.
Zappy, her upper body is sickly skinny, and her legs re thick and ugly...she has the weirdest body! Kinda like Katiebot's
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Yes! Robowife has the same legs!
Seeing a ribcage makes people think of skinny but everyone holds their fat in 'special places' (wtf). Keira is bony in the collarbone but her arms are trunkish too.
As for RoboKatieXenuWife: She is a runner and does the treadmill (based on what we are told). Between her and Keira, they need to train the legs with weights/strength in order to keep them trunks toned and muscled so they don't look so trunky.
devilgirl,
You avie IS different than this morning? I now see a short hair tortoiseshell. Is that what you were going for?
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I like Keira, she looks like a younger and British version of Winona Ryder. Let's hope she starts dating cool guys and rockers and, 10 years from now, begin stealing stuff.
Zappy, her upper body is sickly skinny, and her legs re thick and ugly...she has the weirdest body! Kinda like Katiebot's...
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
Why the fuck is she so miserable? She is pretty, skinny, healthy, rich & famous. At least as far as miserable actresses go Alba has an edge...she is highly stupid, so I can imagine that would be something to be miserable about...Keira doesnt strike me as someone that unintelligent. Not that she is smart or anything, I just dont get the same idiot bimbo vibe from her. Just another ungrateful bitch who needs it all taken away from her, so she can see how great she has it.
I can't help it - I really want to hate on her but I like most of her movies.
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Peace to you dg!
About Keira: She doesn't have skinny legs so I don't understand why people think she's so skinny. her body might be thin but her legs are in the trunkish category.
And do what snowpiece said. You always have to click on submit for every 'transaction' before it will take. someone else suggested to walk away from it for a bit then go back to it.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:35am.
I'll try tomorrow, when the shock of no avie won't be so great for me. Thanx everybody for the tips. You'll know when I am successful!
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:34am
I appreciate that Zappy. I cried it out here on DListed. The sluts really made the day better. He was 18, so he had a long, happy life. Better wait for open thread to say more. Anyway, FUCK, I have tried everything everyone has suggested. I GIVE UP! : )
On Topic- Is it my imagination, or are her legs a little heavier than normal?
I have real life stuff to do. Still in my pajamas for crying out loud. Promised I would only stay online till 9 am EST what a lie that was.
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:18am.
Who is that dude next to Gordon Brown?
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David Cameron, leader of the opposition.
Hey DG! I found that if you delete your avie one day, run around without a picture for 24 hours, then put up a new one works just fine. Frustrating but it gets the job done.
I'm sorry to hear about Figaro. It's hard to lose a pet. They are wonderful comfort to us humans who aren't as loving and accepting as they are.
If she stuck her tongue out and turned sideways she'd have the same profile as a zipper.
I like a little cushion for the pushin'
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:26am.
I have given up for today. I am getting rather cross. Anyway, I can handle looking at Figaro forever if I have to. He passed away a few months back, so seeing him daily isn't bad.
DG: you have to delete the current photo then submit, then go back to edit and submit the new photo then refresh and you should see it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Ughhh, I hate that damn pout she does.
@ snowpiece
nodding head..that works too.
Hope it works devilgirl because i had a hard time on several occasions trying to change my pic.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:21am.
I will give that a try as well.
dg: or try logging out and logging in
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:13am.
Thanx Zappy, I'll try that!
Fuck off and die, tina, nobody is going to your shit site!
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
I'm so miserable being young, rich and famous!!!
Why can't I be dying of AIDS in Africa instead? Woe is me!
Who is that dude next to Gordon Brown?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!