Brad Pitt's Hot Dog Stand Is Open For Business
Bradley Pitt was posing at some photo call in France for THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit with his crotch door open and his Willy Pitt ready to party. It's Benjamin's button!
Anything to distract from that horizontal landing strip below his nose is fine by me. Besides, Brad probably did it on purpose. He was giving his wang a little air since it was traumatized earlier in the day after St. Angie's peen-eating vagina tried to bite its head off again. It never gets used to that.
By the way, if you see a bitch with their fly open, just tell their asses straight up! A while ago, some dude kept asking me, "Can I see your hot dog vendor permit?" After ten million "HUHs," I figured he was asking for a blow job on the down low. Just as I was getting on my knees, he told me my fly was open. Dumb bitch!
Wenn
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Submitted by Phoebe on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:53pm.
Hot dog? I think we're talking cocktail weinie here
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pigs in a blanket!
Submitted by Keane on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:50pm.
But back to Brad, I even feel a slight twinge of sympathy for Ange, maybe he's not quite as in to her as people think.
Keane, you are one of my fave dlisters but this is a very bad sign. Please lie down in a darkened room until whatever this is has passed. You may take alcohol or drugs if this helps. Thanking you in advance.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
"...and his Willy Pitt ready to party. It's Benjamin's button!"
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
looks like old gramps
i see nothing here...absolutely nothing...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Maybe he got a handjob by someone and he forgot to zip up...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Peenie Wienie snacks for the little dick in you!
Hot dog? I think we're talking cocktail weinie here.
That's as big as that shit gets.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Looser...and his pants bulge is unimpressive.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm pretty sure I'm right ladies, Ted's blind item about "Fake-a-la-Ferocity" is widely thought to be Ange (there's normally a clue in the name and there's the french bit so its fairly apparent). Other than her drug use he always talks about her other half being bisexual and how he mainly prefers black men. Also about how he has never chosen between men and women before but now seems to be making a decision in favour of men. I guess if he's had the kids now there's no more need to get with women. I've always thought his taste in women rather odd: Juliette Lewis and Jennifer Aniston are not the classic stunners you'd think he'd go for, and Sinitta anyone? (Ex-girlfriend also of other closet case, Simon Cowell). Gwyneth was reasonable in her day and Ange is obvious but the others are very meh. I always say you can spot a closet case by the relative unattractiveness of their boyfriend/girlfriend. And believe me I have a very good-looking male friend who is in his late 20's now and has dated plenty of girls both short and long term, both really pretty and not so much, he can't really distinguish between the two. But back to Brad, I even feel a slight twinge of sympathy for Ange, maybe he's not quite as in to her as people think.
Speaking of Clooney, where has he been? Did him and Brad have a falling out? I heard rumors they did but you never know what to believe. He hasn't come out to one premiere of Benny Button - even just for support. He wasn't at the Critics Choice Awards or the Golden Globes. Granted he wasn't nominated for anything, but half of the stars at the show aren't nominated for shit. At the Critics Choice, Burn After Reading was nominated as best comedy. You'd think he would be there for that.
I'm definitely getting a vibe that wherever Brangelina is - George is gonna be MIA. I think he hates Jolie and realizes Brad has turned into a bigger tool than himself. Or Keane could be right and this could be a jilted lover thing!LMAO.
LizzieB & Clarisse ~ PeeBoy did a sloppy job of shaking the weasel at the urinal.
That's why his pants are stained.
Hey ladies, I've been reading Ted Casablancas' The Awful Truth of late and its been very interesting reading. Basically the deal is that Angelina Jolie is not the only bisexual in the relationship - hilarious huh?! And apparently Brad's weakness is for black men and the recent incident when he was assaulted by a bouncer was because Brad came on to him. I guess they have what is known in the trade as an "open" relationship. And I think this is why Ange hates George Clooney - I'm thinking him and Brad may have been more than just best buddies in time gone by. Now who's gonna go post that on Just Jared for me?
The Brangeloonies will all start wearing their pants like this now.
Sweet, Id actually love to see his peen in all its glory, I wanna know if she wants to be w/him cause his peen is extraordinary large or she just needs him to strip him of all his manhood and suck his blood to stay young.
Why the hell is he wearing a crocheted lacey looking scarf? God, and his face looks soooo freaky besides the smug squinty look. He has definitely had some serious microdermabrasion or botox or something.
The question : why does he look drunk or hungover in every photo lately? Answer: Jolie + 6 kids = boozer.
Otherwise, he just had some f*cked up botox. He's kind of sportin' the Courtney Cox eye.
The Angelina smugness seems to have migrated over to his face too now, so seeing him with that superior look on his face & his fly open made me smile.
Homosexual Brad Pitt has had a dammed good facelift - we can not spot any scars(possibly the photos are retouched).
Does Brad wear those hats on the days when the hairpiece is not in place?
Discuss!
But, sadly, there is nothing of any substance worth looking at inside!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:18pm.
Doesn't that "stain" on his crotch look like he pissed himself? PeeBoy 2.0!
See below- great minds think alike eh?
PEEBOY 2.0 is his new name.
Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:28pm.
Hmm, that crotchal area looks a little dark to me-he's not turning into a PEEBOY is he?
Still not to worry Bradders, a dead bird never leaves the cage
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Santa Angelina has, no doubt, seen to it that Brad's hot dog, just like the rest of him, isn't very hot any more.
Doesn't that "stain" on his crotch look like he pissed himself? PeeBoy 2.0!
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peek-a-boo!
Brad is still letting Skankelina dress him???
She needs to remind Brad to zip up after he's done pleasuring himself with her Oscar.
Poor brad. i hate it when that happens!
"There's always more. That's what more means."
Goes to show you how well liked this douche is, not ONE person told him to get himself together?! Geez buddy we know your peen is probably burning and just needed some air -but tell your bitch to clean her swamp and you wouldn't have these problems!
@zappa, i'm at page 33 of Dlisted and i don't think i can stop. i'm hooked to this stuff already.
hey, are you working right now? your boss might be behind you now.
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What was it, casual Friday at the workplace? And why is he always squinting these days, and I WILL KILL anyone who says "It's from the flashes from the cameras" !
@ MC...love Cate Blanchet ever since the lord of the rings...I think shes an incredible actress and would looove to see more press coverage of her....she possess a myserious appeal for me.
Submitted by joanne on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:53pm.
Happiness sure takes its toll.
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Dosent it? he has money, fame, a beautiful lover...he shouldnt be looking as absolutely horrible as he does to have all that!
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Blessed with the face of an angel
But hes no stranger to the devil I know
In the first couple of thumbnails it looks like he's not entirely managed to shave the bottom of his chin? It may just be a shadow but I'm willing to believe that he really is that stupid!
My guess is botox too... or a nice tight face-lift. His leatherface is almost a little bit less crater-y. Next time I expect him to leave home with a dirty sock hanging out from the bottom of his jeans or a dry dab of toothpaste on his damn "horizontal landing strip". Dumb is as dumb does.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
No thanks.
So I'm guessing he's a bottom.
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@ korupsi
Laughing here. It is too fun to be missed. My boss always walks in behind me at work and he thinks I'm watching porn because it's so engrossing. It's better 'n porn.
You'll be addicted. Just you wait.
@zappy, i found it by accident also. i have a feeling that i can't live without it either.
this is too fun to be missed.
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Submitted by joanne on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:53pm.
Happiness sure takes its toll.
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LMFAO!!!! Some awesome zingers today!
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Submitted by lizzieb: "Hmm, that crotchal area looks a little dark to me-he's not turning into a PEEBOY is he?"
Oh boy, you made me laugh really really hard, lizzieb!
I'd still hit it. He's not my usual cup of tea, but it might be fun.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:52pm.
HA!
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That's a Howard Hughes or Eddie Murphy mustache.
St. Angelina of Latter Day Ho's (said with solemn reverence) prolly was giving him a blow job before the pic. Prolly just trying to inflate his wrinkles a lil prolly.
Happiness sure takes its toll.
I see Brad has been introduced to Bare Minerals. Looks like he forgot to "Swirl and tap" though.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
@ korupsi
I found this site by accident 12 weeks and 6 days ago. I can't live without it.
Ok Stoney, do you use Yahoo? All you have to do is an image search "Naked Brad Pitt" and they come up.
I can't link it because it's in my photobucket account and I don't want everyone here knowing my name! LOL
joanne - I have 10 y.o. cowboy boots that have seen the worst of Boston weather that look better than his face.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Jesus...what a hot mess. I guess what you lack in the pants you make up for in PR.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
His shoes look worn out. Just like him.
I cannot even fathom what Angie Jo is going to have to say about this after spending the last two years cultivating the "Perfect artistic couple" image!!
Edwin Jeans : $85.00
Gucci Scarf: $320.00
Bomber Coat: $470.00
Being too dumb to remember to zip your fly…Priceless.
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@Miami, i agree with you 100%. i can't believe i didn't know about MK until 2 hours ago.
You're right, that Perez is an egomaniac who thinks the world revolves around him and his worshiped celebrities a.k.a Brangelina.
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i haven't committed a crime. what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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