Dakota Fanning Might Get To Frolic Through Robert Pattinson's Magical Forest Hair
Yes, I know that's an old picture of Robert Pattinson and that he's chopped down his magical forest since, but I'm going to pretend he didn't do that. It almost brings tears to my eyes to think of all the homeless unicorns out there. And my skin is allergic to tears, so it's best that I try not to cry.
So, Marc Malkin at E! says nearly 15-year-old Dakota Fanning is having conversations with the producers of the Twilight sequel about being in that mess. A source said they offered her the role of Jane described as " a member of Italy’s Volturi, the most deadly group of bloodsucking killers." A casting notice says Jane is a petite blonde with a “Botticelli angel-like face…[and] crimson irises.” So I guess Dakota will see undead people instead of dead ones? Wait. I'm confusing my child stars.
Since I basically know nothing about this Twilight shit, I asked my resident Twilight-aholic about this casting decision. The bitch bust nuts when he sees apples now, because it reminds him of Twilight. He screamed over IM (I had to cover my eyes), "YES!! YES! yes! O FUCK YES!" And then his next IM read: "But Morgan Fairchild would have been better." I haven't even read one word from a Twilight book and I couldn't agree more. Morgan Fairchild makes everything so much better.
And thanks to Kathy Griffin, every time I see Dakota Fanning, I picture her with a crack pipe.
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@ bitchette: Because vampire movies (if done right) are awesome!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:59pm.
yeah I haven't read these books but everything I read about them reminds me of an dumbed down Anne Rice rip off. prolly without the good sex scenes...
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My daughter was reading those Twilight books. Said they were fun but pretty simplistic. At Costco they brought out the old Ann Rice books again too. My first thought was that it was a rip off too. Interview with the Vampire was a classic.
I don't geddit. Why don't these tweens just watch Buffy?
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I have read the first two, not blown away, it was more filler for me, but I did enjoy them.
MC,
Queen of the Damned movie SUCKD!!
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Aaliyah, but Akasha was described in the book as:
" Her skin was hard and white and opaque as it had always been.? Her cheek shone like pearl as she smiled, her dark eyes moist and enlivened as the flesh around them puckered ever so slightly.? They positively glistened with vitality.'"
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why would the morons (typo it stays) make a movie about vampires??
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LOL drama, you better look into that!
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
She's 15? She looks like she's twelve. Very cute but I hope she fills out more. Too skinny.
snowpeice - def without the sex scenes, it's fucking abstinence propganda, man
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:59pm.
Well, considering my 12-y-o stepdaughter is a huge fan, I HOPE it's w/o the sex scenes!!!!!
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yeah I haven't read these books but everything I read about them reminds me of an dumbed down Anne Rice rip off. prolly without the good sex scenes...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Dakota Fanning is reaching the point where she's going to need to show her breasts in a film eventually to prove she's an adult. Actually, what am I saying - she's a 50 year old woman from Europe trapped in a 15 year old's body.
She's never proven she was a kid.
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I've read the books and never thought of Dakota for the role of Jane. But, now that you mention it, she'd be PERFECT! She's supposed to be tiny, blond, young, and possessing a stunning smile that actually inflicts pain on people she uses it on. Right on.
Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:41pm.
Ugh Twilight. I don't get it and I was a massive fan of Anne Rice. Flicked through it whilst at a bookshop and had to put it down for fear of retching.
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HELL-OOOO, I so agree! Queen of the Damned is my favorite book, wept bitter tears when I saw the movie.
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
yeah bitches! robert is my GOD! he is so fucken hooooot! he sings, he acts, he is GORGEOUS! YUM!
Those Twilight books are trash. Yeah, I said it. I picked one up, read a few lines and felt instantly dumber. Oh and sorry, I am not really up for financially supporting the Mormon agenda right now, seeing as a good chunk of that Twilight money went towards Prob 8 support. No thanks.
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When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
I also think Kirsten Dunst can act. I thought she was great as Marie Antoinette.
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
Did all of those creepy lil baby teeth fall out of her head yet???
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
I'm glad they took her out of the spotlight for a while. I was getting major Dakota Fanning overload when she was in like, six fucking movies in one year. It's like got damn! Are their no other children in Hollywood??
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
Dakota's probably a fan of the books. They're teen-oriented after all.
I watched Kirsten dunst in a silly movie called Get over it the other day, and she really is a good actress. I miss her! WTF is she doing, she needs to come back and be in movies (at least I never see her anymore in movies). She's so cute and so good!
I can't hate on Dakota. I think she's cute and she can actually act.
And she is definitely getting cuter with age,
She's way too good for this shit.
In bar-light, she looked all right;
In daylight, she looked desperate
That’s all right, I was desperate, too
My boyfriend thinks Dakota is really creepeh looking. I think she is looking cuter with age, though. She looks very fresh lately..
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I think this could work; Jane's supposed to be beautiful and tiny, and Dakota is both.
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Dakota is no Kiki Dunst ala Interview With A Vampire, but she could probably do a lot with the innocent vampire who is actually really evil angle. Hohan would make a great slutty vampire though! But than her evilness would be way predictable.
STFU!!!
Ugh Twilight. I don't get it and I was a massive fan of Anne Rice. Flicked through it whilst at a bookshop and had to put it down for fear of retching.
never read the twilight shit, but dakota is a good actress for her age.
Gawd damn, he ugly.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:39pm.
And at least no one is approaching a Lohan for this.
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Dakota can act. And at least no one is approaching a Lohan for this.
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I really really hope this is true! I don't care...I love the books!
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I'm ashamed to admit that I read the books out of curiosity. And I must say, even though I'm not a fan of her, Dakota Fanning is good casting. Jane is supposed to be a younger (relatively speaking) vampire. I also think Dakota has the acting chops to pull off a villain role.
who cares about that Twilight shit? only about 70 million people in the world. the rest of us don't give a shit.
Somewhere, in a Long Island motel getting a bootleg boob job, Ali Lohan is slitting her wrists.
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
Ugh, Dakota Fanning....
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Was KiKi Drunkst to busy?
She has the prostitot vampire role down pat.
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Heehee MK, I thank KaffyG every day for gems like that!
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Damn, I thought it was going to be a Dakota Fanning/RP sex scandal! Yawn!