Thursday, January 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Chicken Cutlets
It's been much too long since international supermodel and silver screen star Phoebe Price has graced us with her chicken cutlets. Dlisted and Robertson Blvd. have been so lonely and cold without her. PP knows this, so she brings us gifts to make up for her absence. You see, the Claire's of the poultry world has been keeping her glue gun busy by making hats! Yes, she's moved on from bedazzling toddler belts you wear around your head to creating one-of-a-kind art pieces for your head. This is some Blossom shit DONE RIGHT. I can't wait to buy my very own original PP Chicken Hat in the black label section at the swap meet.
Anyway, PP dressed in Garbage Pail Kids Chic to host this open post for you. Nibble on a chicken wing and rant away!
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I thought PP got married to Billy Joe Bob, went back to the farm and pushed out a dozen or so.
does she not know her outfits CLASH!!!? :)
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mrsoul put on your wedding ring!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:14pm.
Um...
Pull your 40 out...? =)
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Only time I pull out a 40 is when im pouring some for the homies....
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Im having SEX tonight!!!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:08pm.
Pete always was a lazy assed son of a bitch. Did you hear he and Margo are separated?
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I know, eh? It's a shame.
So. Are you goin' out with him now?
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Um...
Pull your 40 out...? =)
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:08pm.
Pete always was a lazy assed son of a bitch. Did you hear he and Margo are separated?
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:03pm.
TITS, who knew? Oh, so you're Canadian? I have a friend in Saskatchewan, do you know him? HAHAHA!!!
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I just might! Bobby, Dougie, Mikey or Timmy?
Oh I know, the one with canadian tire money in their kitchen drawer. Him?
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No, the one with it in the glove compartment of his pick up! You know - Pete!
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:04pm.
IG how far is Windsor, Ontario from Montreal, Quebec?
Hang on ... here we go: 565 Miles or 909 Kilometers.
And it's in an entirely different province.
However, Windsor IS the strip club capital of Canada (What's that? It's that big pink thing on the map) so you might be able to buy some sex sex sex.
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiid. All u gotta do is keep your body halfway tight and wear alluring make-up and paying for sex is outta the question!!! They'll pay you just to smell your ass!!!!
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Is having SEX tonight!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:03pm.
TITS, who knew? Oh, so you're Canadian? I have a friend in Saskatchewan, do you know him? HAHAHA!!!
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I just might! Bobby, Dougie, Mikey or Timmy?
Oh I know, the one with canadian tire money in their kitchen drawer. Him?
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 10:03pm.
TITS, who knew? Oh, so you're Canadian? I have a friend in Saskatchewan, do you know him? HAHAHA!!!
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I dont know him. What does he look like?
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Im going to have SEX tonight!!!
TITS, who knew? Oh, so you're Canadian? I have a friend in Saskatchewan, do you know him? HAHAHA!!!
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Det er hvad der sker.
cucaracha's boyfriend's dick smells like a sweater.
IG how far is Windsor, Ontario from Montreal, Quebec?
Hang on ... here we go: 565 Miles or 909 Kilometers.
And it's in an entirely different province.
However, Windsor IS the strip club capital of Canada (What's that? It's that big pink thing on the map) so you might be able to buy some sex sex sex.
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O. MY. FUCKING. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!
YOU'RE DOING IT!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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I was just hoping I could have one of them runnin' around drunk and nekkid holidays
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you'll fit right in.
can you swear in french?
Oh and you're pretty much obligated to eat some poutine now - ONLY from a chip wagon. The aussie canuck fan club will demand a report.
April - early spring. If you're lucky all the snow will be gone, but don't count on it.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:52pm.
Um, cockroach... have you ever looked at an atlas? Just wondering.
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I know Detroit is next to a couple Canadian cites, but I forget which ones....sex sex sex:D
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Im going to have SEX tonight!!!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:50pm.
angel_i - I have lived in and dealt with the bitter fucking cold, I just choose not to, so I'll be ok, I have clothes and stuff for it. I was just hoping I could have one of them runnin' around drunk and nekkid holidays
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O well - at least it's not deep winter. But, unless your hotel is happy to let you run around in nekkid in there....
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Um, cockroach... have you ever looked at an atlas? Just wondering.
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Det er hvad der sker.
angel_i - I have lived in and dealt with the bitter fucking cold, I just choose not to, so I'll be ok, I have clothes and stuff for it. I was just hoping I could have one of them runnin' around drunk and nekkid holidays
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:34pm.
Thanks TITS, I figured it would be chilly but no me likey the cold. I'm going for a UFC fight but we're staying for like 5 days. Good food is a plus, 3 girls, 2 of them single, so I guess where the hotties are won't hurt a bit!
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Is that near Detroit? You should cross the bridge and get your ass to greek town and get some greek food, the best eva!!! Dont stay after dark though...you might get shot....
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Im going to have SEX tonight!!!!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:10pm.
jiggy - how cold we talkin' here? I am a summer bunny to the core!
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Ummmm...you in trouble, hunny.
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@Molotov: Go straight to Old Montreal and stay there. Nuff said. :)
Ok - I'm sure TITS had some things to say...she always does!
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Thanks TITS, I figured it would be chilly but no me likey the cold. I'm going for a UFC fight but we're staying for like 5 days. Good food is a plus, 3 girls, 2 of them single, so I guess where the hotties are won't hurt a bit!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:38pm.
Actually, it's jerk chicken:)
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no surprise considering your rant dear.
XD
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:10pm.
Yay! I nailed it.
*slinks back to Kanye post*
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:05pm.
Attention all you Canadian hoes - I'm going to Montreal in April. I don't know if any of you live there but I need to know the hotspots
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hotspots? April? um... *eyes shift sideways and back* Bring a sweater, and a coat. And warm socks. Summer doesn't really start until June there.
The food is OUTSTANDING.
What do you like to do for fun?
You're going on business or for a specific event? April is an odd (but not bad by any means) choice.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:09pm.
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I'm cracking up watching American Idol! LOL...these fucking people are crazy. Oh - and also trying to find a job.
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jiggy - how cold we talkin' here? I am a summer bunny to the core!
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When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:07pm.
God love you. At last, someone "gets" me. If only those other SQUID BRAINS would LET JIGGY BE GREAT!!!!!
Er, referencing the new Kanye post, dontcha know.
How's it shaking, QC?
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu,
I'm going to Montreal in April. I need to know the hotspots
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Montreal + April = cold spots
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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
BWAHAHAHA, jiggy!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/22/2009
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:34pm.
It has a picture of a robin on it.
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Not Robin Gibb, I hope.
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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Attention all you Canadian hoes - I'm going to Montreal in April. I don't know if any of you live there but I need to know the hotspots
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:27pm.
I have an old canadian one dollar bill that's all yours you snaggle toothed whore. It has a picture of a robin on it. You like birds don't you?
*tosses TL a reflective safety vest*
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Meh, a dollah's a dollah, right "takes off fast like on stolen pink Huffy...*
Sersly though, do peeps like PP just have no dignity whatsoever, or are they just completely delusional? What keeps this whore at the attentionwhore game?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Actually, it's jerk chicken:)
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:29pm.
We hope you've enjoyed your stay in Canada and wish you bon voyage!
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LOL! You done made me choke on my fried chicken!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:29pm.
We hope you've enjoyed your stay in Canada and wish you bon voyage!
snicker
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:27pm.
I have an old canadian one dollar bill that's all yours you snaggle toothed whore. It has a picture of a robin on it. You like birds don't you?
*tosses TL a reflective safety vest*
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:29pm.
heehee. That toon sounds familiar but can't place it...
ALL I HAVE TO SAY BOUT THIS IS HOT MESS!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:46pm.
That's what I meant: a gangsta mood. Your post on the Angie thread struck me the same way. I only commented because it's unlike you, so please carry on gangstaing.
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Ok, but I should do it here:
FOR ALL THE WEED THAT I'VE SMOKED
YO, THIS BLUNT'S FOR YOU!
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE I'VE OFFENDED
YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO!
TO ALL THE FRIENDS I USED TO HAVE
YO, I MISS MY PAST
BUT THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES CAN KISS MY ASS!
FOR ALL THE DRUGS THAT I'VE DONE
AND I'M STILL GWAN DO!
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE I'VE OFFENDED
YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO!
TO EVERY TIME I REMINISCE
YO, I MISS MY PAST
BUT I STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK, Y'ALL CAN KISS MY ASS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m0vRpdBs30
Btw, Heeeeeeeeeeeeee's Baaaaa-aaaaaack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obtf7jEEEo4
Whew! I feel much better now.
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I just came back from getting food and almost took a face plant on the sidewalk. The soles of my boots slid across the cement and it was almost like I was falling in slow mo. Funny shit, but I pulled a muscle in my ass and it hurts! :(
Thought I'd share.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:16pm.
I'd pay to see your tiger ass on a bike bitch.
Don't know why but you and socky are the most fun to deface. I think it stems from deep seated envy about your abnormally large avatar. Yep, still holding a grudge about that.
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I knew you were a JELLY H8R! I bet you even drank some H8RADE and went to the Brangelina thread!
And er, how much would you pay to see my tiger ass on a bike *stealing next door neighbor's daughter's Huffy...* What that fat lil' bitch never rides that thing!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:16pm.
I'd pay to see your tiger ass on a bike bitch.
Don't know why but you and socky are the most fun to deface. I think it stems from deep seated envy about your abnormally large avatar. Yep, still holding a grudge about that.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:24pm.
You need to do a refresh for it to appear.
That hat of pp's looks like a bike helmet when I put it on others.
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What? You no likey my new hat???? JELLY H8R!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Thanks TITS.
Hey your new avie is cute too!
Well as much as I hate to, I have got to do some paperwork, laundry and cat maintenance this eve, so I am outta here.
Devilgirl kisses to all. Nighty night whorz!
Is Akon like T.I. or Plies? I sure hate hip-hop names, they're so dumb.
STFU!!!
Thorny, who ya talking about?
STFU!!!
Akon is a 30-something man who sings like Mickey Mouse on steroids. NO talent whatsoever.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Akon claims he doesn't know how old he is. He should simply saw off one of his legs and count the rings.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 6:38pm.
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You liked Spuffy?! I officially can't speak to you anymore. I'm a diehard Bangel fanatic (they were so cute and banging behind the scenes) and all of the guys on the show after him sucked, lol.
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