Padma Knows How To Pick 'Em

Padma Lakshmi is good at sooooo many things. She's good at saying "from the makers of GLAD family of products" on Top Chef and she's even better at picking men. And by "men" I mean sugar pepaws. Padma's last piece was Salman Rushdie and now she's pulling Ted Forstmann's frosty pubes out of her mouth. He's the 60-something CEO of IMG and he shits gold. Enough said. He no longer looks like he has moth balls under his nuts. He looks like a hot piece with 8-pack abs and a mega peen.

Some bitches like big dicks and some like big checking accounts. The difference is that a big dick isn't going to buy you a Bentley. But a big checking account will turn a small soggy peen into a 9" rock hard rod of sex. Yes, it will, but only authentic gold diggers are born with that kind of imagination. Padma has it. She's my inspiration.

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Submitted by lelu on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:38pm.

Oatmeal is more interesting than she is.

Submitted by highAboveManhattan on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 11:51am.

this girl needs a daddy so badly. why doesn't she just get a shrink?

Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 11:56pm.

That's rough but at least she's consistent in her choices.

Submitted by Big Bertha on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:18pm.

Daddy issues + golddigger = this hot mess.

He's gross. She must have to toke up some serious weed before she jumps in the sack with him.

Anyone know old is Padma is? Must be in her 30s, no?

eta: i googled, she'll be 39 in September.

Submitted by Tubereuse on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:26pm.

She's looking for a father. I guess this guy treats her great.

Submitted by Candy on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:45pm.

I love Top Chef but I can't stand her on the show. She has no personality. None.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:21pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 6:42pm.

You're not a burden now, Hekki. But I understand where you're coming from!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:18pm.

This hook up reminds me of some great gold-digger quotes from "How to Marry a Millionaire".

Loco Dempsey: You don't think he's a little old?
Schatze Page: Wealthy men are never old.

Pola Debevoise: I want to marry Rockfeller.
Schatze Page: Which one?
Pola Debevoise: I don't care.

Here's a couple from "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes".

Esmond Sr.: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?
Lorelei Lee: It's true.
Esmond Sr.: Then what do you want to marry him for?
Lorelei Lee: I want to marry him for YOUR money.

Dorothy Shaw: You know I think you're the only girl in the world who can stand on a stage with a spotlight in her eye and still see a diamond inside a man's pocket.

Lorelei Lee: Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:12pm.

Smart gal! She's a world class golddigger.

And I would like to chime in and say that I've been a stay-at-home mom for five years, and fallen into a very traditional arrangement. It's hard to do because I've been earning my own money since I was 11. The cost of child care to cover the hours I would have been working (60+ hours per week) + the money I'd spend on work clothes, dry cleaning, commuting and eating most meals out was roughly equal to what I'd been earning. And I HATED my job; it was not fulfilling and it was stressful and pointless. And I wanted to see my babies grow up and take care of them myself.

Doesn't mean I'll be a dead burden on Mr. Hekki forever, either.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:06pm.

-"Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:23pm."

I agree. If a woman appreciates a man beyond his bank account by all means go for it!. But I think most "gold diggers" don't give two shits about the actual human being giving them riches and leisure. I imagine these women see a rich old guy as an ATM machine. But even IF a woman trully loves his rich old prune, it's still advisable to be productive somehow before the old dude gets tired of being an ATM.

-"Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:59pm."

I agree with you too. In a traditional sense it's much better if there is one of two who goes to work to bring the bacon, as you said, while the other one stays home and takes care of the kids. Much better than both working, having limited time and leaving the kids in day care/with nannies who are not always reliable. But since marriage is not always forever, it's better for a woman to have some cushion for when the fall comes. Who's more likely to end up with the kids and struggling? I assume the mom and if mom doesn't have a career then how is she going to earn the money needed to sustain her household?. Not all male spouses are nice and still give mom the aid she needs. But yeah, in a more less traditional sense it's better to think things over before starting something big like marriage and kids. I'm glad marriage is just an option today.

-"Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:53pm."

Yeah my bad, sorry. I guess I had this chick's story and the "gold digger" tag in my head when I wrote my comment. That's why I was thinking just about women.

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:03pm.

You go girl...but my big checking accounts also need to have big cocks...I don't do micro peen.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 6:53pm.

Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:53pm.
I still contend there's nothing wrong with anyone taking financial assets into account when selecting a partner.

ITA, but it's not for everyone. The reasons people choose a mate are complex and often unfathomable.

Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 6:23pm.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:10pm.

For the record - I never said woman or man - I said parter, and mate.

You assumed woman - so I think its' you that has to forge ahead.

I still contend there's nothing wrong with anyone taking financial assets into account when selecting a partner.

By all means we should all pick someone based on their looks alone.

How shallow is that??

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:52pm.

"Didn't you hear one of the gay chefs this season refer to Tom as a gay bear?

Oh yes, calling Chef Tom a "bear" is quite old. Bravo is considered the "gay" cable station. Chef Tom, from all I have heard, is not gay though. He is flattered by the attention.

Submitted by Katt on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:45pm.

She looks like a man, baby!
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:29pm.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:10pm.

I think "financial stability" would be a great reason if you lived 200 years ago or more, when women didn't have the career oportunities we have TODAY. There is almost no reason or excuse for a woman today to earn her own "financial stability" for/by herself if she lives in an industrialized country
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True, women do have more career opportunities, but many people are still traditionalists, where the wife stays at home and raises the kids while the husband brings home the bacon. That's when a man's financial potential really comes into play. Not everyone is comfortable with sending kids to day cares, baby sitters, etc. Really, marriage is an institution that best suits the traditional/old-fashioned home setup. Otherwise, in today's modern world, there's really no incentive to get married and create a mess later on. Just because you love someone, you don't need a civil or religious ceremony to validate that.

Note: someone asked about Padma's scar--she was in a horrible car accident years back. Went flying down an embankment in Malibu.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:26pm.

can't a girl get a dude with a huge cock and a huge bank account? does that even exist or am i grasping at straws?
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Submitted by lizardo911 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:18pm.

I wish I could find some old guy with a big dick to take care of me. I would just keep my eyes closed.

Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:16pm.

Is Padma cheating on Chef Tom? I think this old dude is just a cover-up for her fling with Chef Tom of "Top Chef." I swear she is knocking boots with my man Tom.

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Didn't you hear one of the gay chefs this season refer to Tom as a gay bear?

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:54pm.

Is Padma cheating on Chef Tom? I think this old dude is just a cover-up for her fling with Chef Tom of "Top Chef." I swear she is knocking boots with my man Tom.

Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:53pm.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:10pm.

It's fucked up when women don't really appreciate the mate they have chosen and only see how much money they have. Old geezers have feelings too, but they should just accept they are old and nothing will change that, not even an attractive tropy gold-digger wife.

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I do agree with you on your argument for female independence, economic and otherwise. I'll even admit that I don't really understand these relationships with huge age gaps. But, I think *some* may truly appreciate the man other than for his money... but then that depends on the imagination and intelligence of the "gold-digger," I suppose. I'm just saying there has to be something... intelligence, determination, dedication, vision, imagination... to a man like that. Or a man like Salman Rushdie. I mean, is it better not to appreciate a man fully, seeing only his bank account or seeing only his sex appeal?

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:46pm.

In that picture she doesn't look good if she sopposed to make him look good because he is rich

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:40pm.

-"Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:47pm."

If "financial stability" is the only reason to find a partner, then basically women are still completely dependent of men and are insecure about their own skills. I sort of get your point, don't get me wrong. Personally, I wouldn't choose a partner just because he's handsome or rich. I don't have a single criteria when choosing a man, it's more complex than that.

I don't agree with women who choose men just because they have money because most of the times men end up getting bored. Nobody wants a dead burden, even if it's a attractive dead burden.

This is not a feminist rant, for the record. I just want my fellow gender to appreciate the position we're at now.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:37pm.

Snowy: And talk about a guy who gained weight. Did you see Cheech Marin as Hurley's dad? Methinks Cheech is hittin' ye old bong again. Munchies!

I like her boots.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:34pm.

DD: oh yeah, me too, he's so much more of a sexy Scot than that Gerard Butler dude!
my 11 year old niece loves him too, LOL

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:32pm.

Snowy: hahaha! I think you're right. He was heavier this time. But still smokin' hwat! I'm all up on Desmond's jock. That man is gorgeous!

The peepaw needs to lose the geriatric jacket.

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Submitted by putas on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:29pm.

what the fuckerson happened to her upper lip?

Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:29pm.

Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:53pm.

Sure, it sounds bad when you call her a boring cunt.... : ) I don't know this woman - her motives could be as you describe. I'm sure big daddy didn't get to where he is without knowing the score. Everyone gets something out of the deal.

My point is - had she chosen a partner young, good looking with not as much money - we wouldn't be saying boo.

Or, be as this is D listed - boo as much.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:24pm.

DD: OMG yes, that was fantastic!!!!!!! did you like it? I think Sawyer got a little fat tho, LOL
Must be his "pregnancy weight"
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:23pm.

Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:47pm.

I understand your whole biological want for success. But this isn't for a family. This is all for selfish reasons. Boring cunts like this gravitate to grandpas because they will never get attached, go on trips and never have to worry about being called said cunt by guys with options.

Seems to me once the golddiggers get the money they date someone half their own age. I think people criticize golddiggers because they look down on others who fuck for money; strippers, pornstars etc. etc.

PS whats that scar on her arm??? Did daddy do it hence the daddy issues?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:22pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:50pm.

I also love your mamma Hurley siggy. Did you like the Lost premiere?

O/T Padma is purdy.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:20pm.

DeeDee; I know, I stole it off some hot slut on facebook!
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Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:16pm.

I personally want both, a huge cock, girth and all and and an even bigger and wider bank account, good for her. If you can do it and get away with it, fuck it, go for it, we only go around this world 1 time. Good for her, even though her mouth totally annoys me and her voice also, I think she's pretty and sexy. Goldiggers are my heros.

Submitted by Im a Princess on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:15pm.

Man, this dude is WAY rich! A billion dollars a year from 1998 to 2005!
~~Forstmann has been on the Forbes 400 List of Richest Americans from 1998 to 2005, but fell off the 2006 list, as his wealth did not keep up with the $1 billion cutoff for that year's list.

I can't begin to imagine having that kind of fucking money! Insane...

Submitted by suze on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:17pm.

I don't understand why financial stability can't be a valid form of criteria when selecting a partner.

We select a mate on the basis of looks, and personality - and as a socity we deem it acceptable to love a partner who has a great personality, though may not be as attractive as others. We sometimes select a partner based on looks alone.
Somewhere along the line we decided to boo anyone who goes after rich partners.

Why do we okay selecting attractive people, when biologically it make sense to select a partner who can ensure the longevity of yourself and your family.

Doesn't make sense to me.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Submitted by Jsdc007 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:14pm.

Padma is hot and smart. She's taken a modeling career and spun it into reality TV gold. Besides, Salman Rushdie (one of the best living writers today in my opinion) has repeatedly said that she's smart, well-read, and can hold her own in any debate. That should be enough for the rest of you envious 'hos.

Oh, and I've been in relationships with men who were 20+ years older than me. They were handsome, sexy and VERY good in the sack.

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:06pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 2:59pm.

Your avi. is the awesomeness. ♥

Uh, Padma like the peepaws. I don't see the problem.

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Submitted by milash on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:03pm.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww he probably smells like old man too. Yuck!!

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:02pm.

I don't know if old dudes are more "stable" than younger men, because I don't find senior citizens attractive at all.. but I think it's bogus. I've read about so many old prunes having loads of wives and/or girlfriends. Old dudes with money, that is. It's like they're trying to compensate their old age with younger broads to make them feel good about themselves or worthy or attractive or "still the shit".

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Submitted by NIKKI on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:58pm.

My friend and I are big Top Cehf fans. Anyway, we all know why Padma married Rushdie...LOL...and this just proved the theory. She loves em old and rich. But hey, to each his - or in this case, her -own...

And there are far better looking women out there than her. People say she's "hot" and i don't see it. But hey...LOL...to each his own...LOL
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Submitted by gia on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:57pm.

I dont really find her that pretty or intriguing, she is rather vapid...I dont think she has daddy issues, she has money issues. She gets off on it, lots of it & probably power too.
I would think older rich men are a lot easier to snag & tame for longer term than younger millionaires & this is why she goes for the pepaws. Granted this man is unattractive physically & she is superior in the looks dept, but I dont think she is hot enough to get just any millionaire.

Submitted by Cunty LaRue on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:54pm.

Is she for real? I mean really, I understand having a "type" and liking people for who they are but seriously... get the daddy issues in check. And i love Padma!

Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:50pm.

He's 69.
Born in 1940, I googled him.

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Submitted by foosrock on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:50pm.

Yuck!.
Gimme a young guy any day. Longevity, baby!!!. I make my own money.

Submitted by toni on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:48pm.

Looks to be about 75 to me, way to go Padma, she best get a boytoy on the side.

Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:45pm.

Sh*t...all this talk about big dicks is making my pussy twitch. Fuck the wallet size, id feel used and abused and like a prostitute if I got with a guy with a small dick just for money....

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 3:44pm.

women are definitly the shallower of the 2 genders

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