Thursday, January 22nd 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
A Spaghetti Cat imposter!!! The original SC would've already been on that shit - I Can Has Cheezburger?
Taylor Lautner is a spitter not a swallower - Just Jared
Two dipshits in fug hats - Hollywood Rag
Helena Christensen still has it (thanks to Photoshop) - Egotastic!
Jim Carrey is talking like he had to lick on Ewan McGregor's ass lips. It's just a kiss! - Towleroad
Adam Brody is alive and looks beat as shit - Popsugar
Tila Tequila's faux pussy lick - Hollywood Tuna
Rachel McAdams has downgraded - Lainey Gossip
Shit you find on Catlist - Cityrag
Princess RiRi of Mars needs to do something about those distressed chichis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
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Is that Adam Brody? Doesn't look like him at all
MMM Adam Brody still looks fuckable.
the real spaghetti cat would NEVER eat out of something like that..
ewan and Jim Carrey.okay. :)
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mrsoul put on your wedding ring!
helena is gorgeous regardless of the obvious photoshopping
helena christensen just built a big ugly house by my house. her boobs look nice- but are they real? her nipples are so high up, it looks kind of weird.
"He was real good in Wonderland" That was a kickass movie. It's a shame so few people have seen it. I personally was a fan of Dylan McDermott as biker dude.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
All of us Twilighters truly thank Taylor for probably ruining his body for the rest of his life. He is just a teenager and isnt supposed to work out that hard, but this just shows his dedication to Twilight. We love you Taylor!
There is not a chance in hell that the Twilight twat is not on steroids. Look at those shoulders, the size of his arms, his age - not natural. Well whatever, he'll get all hot and built and then his balls will have shrunk so much that he won't be able to utilize his new body. Gotta love Hollywood!
Helena still got it going on!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
How is that Taylor Lautner guy only 16?! I'm watching getting all hot and bothered and then i read the fine print! I'm going to hell!!!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Pretty sure that's a cooler full of yarn, not spaghetti. This cat knows better than to F with the original S.C.
Submitted by Cunty LaRue on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:12pm.
I had literally completely forgotten that Tila Tequila even existed.
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>sniff!< That sounds like such a beautiful world.
Have to agree on Rachel McAdams downgrading. I never thought much of Ryan Gosling but recently I saw that movie they did together (The Notebook, I think) and dude is fucking HOT.
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
i'm sorry but what is the appeal of miley? do i really need to be a tween to get it? cuz i don't...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
I can't believe this model guy hasn't been arrested. We all know he is fucking Miley.
Disgusting.
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
oh NOOOO, not another spaghetti cat!
Rhianna annoys the fuck out of me....damn computer voice songs....grrrrr....and I DON'T like what she is wearing 70% of the time.
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
On the new Jim Carey Movie:
"The 100 minutes is one of the most unusual mixtures of the fest -- moments of Carrey's branded hilarity opposite brutal prison culture and graphic gay sex"
guhh--- what!
I had literally completely forgotten that Tila Tequila even existed.
That sure was 2 dipshits in fug hats
I'm so tired of that no talent assclown Miley Cyrus. Ugh - when does she go away?
Maybe in another 6 or 7 years she will have a breakdown and become interesting.
Well, a girl can dream...
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Hey - did you know we're getting a new king today?
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
ABANDONED COUCH - FOREVER HOT SLUT '08 IN MY HEART
Well, Rach McAddams sure has good taste!
I like Josh Lucas...I mean, he's no Ryan Gosling, but still, he's hot.
He was real good in Wonderland
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Actually, that is Spaghetti cat BEFORE the Spaghetti fiesta.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Copy CAT!
Why is RiRi white??
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
heehee.. i saw this today :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I would lick Ewan's asslips, I bet they taste like haggis,,,,,
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
OMG, look at all those fat cats on that leather couch. Hilarious.
A Spaghetti Cat imposter!!! The original SC would've already been on that shit - I Can Has Cheezburger?
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The only way sketti cat will win my heart is if the crazy woman who own this pussy make a video thanking Dlisted. Rojo forever! lol
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"Two dipshits in fug hats" Someone please tell me what is the attraction of this little girl? She's ugly, sings like she's been smoking for years, a baaaad "actress" (her Dad too...) ... is it just a "Disney" thing??? I don't get it...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Death to Sketti imposter!