It's Fake!
That's what I'm told anyway. I don't know. It sort of looks like it used to have a head. I can picture it running through the fields trying to catch little woodland creatures or some shit. But Posh claims it's fraudulent fur. Maybe she's lie-telling because she doesn't want to get flour bombed by Peta. If Peta ever decides to drop a flour load on her, they should add some eggs, a few slices of salami, a block of cheese and some yeast, so the bitch can make a damn sandwich to eat.
And when you're able to crawl into a purse and do a handstand in the middle of it, that shit is probably too big for you to carry.
Here's Posh arriving at the airport in Milan today. Oh, I get it. Even Posh is feeling the recession. The bitch gets into that mega bag and travels in cargo. So thrifty!
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BUSTED FAT FAG!! PSL!! ITS FUNNY THE WHOLE TIME I WAS TALKING TO U YOU SOUNDED LIKE A JEALOUS GIRL!!
Uhh ok.. so the fur is fake but the giant fucking LEATHER bag, bigger than my apartment didnt used to be an animal?? Stupid fucking cunt.
Well, she probably eats a lot less than most of us so it balances out. Anyway, the animal kingdom has bigger worries than celebs wearing fur, like just plain ol' human overpopulation leading to habitat loss. Still, I think if one likes the look and feel of fur, it's best to buy vintage preferably at thrift stores where proceeds go to help charities. That is probably even better for the planet and animals in general than buying faux fur brand new.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 9:28am.
And I adore squirrels, rodents or not.
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I only wear INHERITED mink, and therefore I am not responsible for the silky rodents who died before I was born. Any bitch that even thinks about throwing anything on my hats, scarves,collars, cuffs, etc HAD BETTER BE READY TO LICK IT OFF. Failing that, I have no compuction about shoving a can of red paint up someone's ass. One of my highschool friends went to UC Berkeley and used to go berzerk if we went shopping in SF and saw anyone in fur.I used to hold her back and remind her that she should wait until she'd finished law school & passed the bar exam. Getting arrested for asault on an older lady wouldn't look good. A few years later, a college friend transfered to Brandeis, and became a bit radical. Her parents were from Long Island, and lifelong friends with Fred the Furier. I now have a mink teddy bear, 'cause her husband wouldn't allow it in the house.
Having said that,I do love animals,(especially my chow chows)I do not eat beef, lamb, veal, turkey,game hens,duck, venison, squid, or oysters.
And I adore squirrels, rodents or not.
What is with this bitch and her nellie husband?? They are ALWAYS photographed either going INTO a fucking airport or coming OUT OF a fucking airport! I mean...fuck, do they live on planes?? Is the food better on Virgin or something? Are the stewards so hot that Beckham wants them to sit on his face - on a fucking plane??
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There's nothing fake about the fur, there's nothing real about the woman.
Her shoes are fabulous. I wish I had a pair. That being said, there are photos of her wearing flip flops and her feet look like an 80 year old's with arthritis. She will be in a wheelchair at the age of 60.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
if it is fake (which i doubt) it suits her body and soul if its a real dead animal skin it still suits her body and soul
The cape is made of golden island fox (a rare one), no way it's fake.
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I can think of all sorts of "loads" to throw on her. Like one of my guy friends told me about something he and his buddies did when they were bored at summer camp: throwing jizzed pretzels at people. That would be the most fitting accessory for Posh....would go with her bag and hair and not to mention cunt...
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Oh yeah well. Can we now give it a pass? Please spare us photos of this wannabe "fashion icon" which she will never be and not to mention the kerosin/co2 wasted on this pathetic lifestyle.
Just read she's collected € 13 million for the Armani campaign. There is no end to stupidity. Ore to cite a German author: I cannot eat enough to make me vomit the way I need.
Forget the fur. WHAT IN GODS NAME IS WRONG WITH HER FEET????
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Submitted by Ninne on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:38pm.
What a fucking idiot fugly twat
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Submitted by Ninne on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:38pm.
What a fucking idiot fugly twat
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Submitted by Ninne on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:38pm.
What a fucking idiot fugly twat
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Can't stand this bitch. What a fucking idiot fugly twat!
That 'fake' fur she's wearing looks eerily similar to the Blind Items photo..hmmmmmm
I'm ignorant to fashion, because that thing looks like a Hefty bag to me.
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with all her money i am sure she can afford very realistic fur imitations (if she is not talking shit)...and at first I thought she was taking the trash out wrapped in furs..it is Posh after all...LOL. Only after I read the post did I realize that it was actually a fugly purse and not a black plastic trash bag. Her outfits sometimes make me think of the crap Ricky and Fred put together for Lucy and Ethel and made it pass for haute couture in the episode where they are in Paris. LMAO
Submitted by NYone on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:56pm.
HAHAHA there is nothing fake about that fur...SWARM PETA SWARM
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Hahahahaha..I'd like to see her trying to run away from the tomato juice missiles. You know she'd squeal and flap her arms and all be all pigeon-toed. Not that I know anything about that. Ahem.
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When I saw the headline I though it was referring to her chest.
That bag is almost as big as she is! Fugly over-rated twat.
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So THAT'S where my barf bag went! Honestly that shit looks like a jumbo version of the black toxic smelling plastic bags they give you in Chinatown, NYC when you purchase your bootleg Louie to send your cousin Tameka in Topeka, KS
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Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
love.her.bag
I work in the fur industry (sorry to those of you who are anti-fur) and after looking at those pictures I can tell that the capelet on her shoulders is REAL. She's a major liar. Those are red fox skins. You can see the shorter white hairs from the underbelly (sorry again). Fake fur is usually one length and uniform in color. The pelt on her shoulders has different lengths and color graduation.
If you are going to wear fur, at least own up to it and tell everyone to fuck off. She may fool the dumb bitches at Peta but not the rest of us smart folks.
And yes, that bag is real, too.
Pish Posh! Fake my ass!
So when will Posh be getting shitty hair extensions again? I hope she remembers she ended up with bald patches from using them. That, and the rampant changing of hair colors every week.
If anything, Posh needs to give the poor porker out there his nose back.
As always she's trying way too hard. There's absolutely nothing redeeming about her... Labels and patent leather will never replace beauty, sex appeal or charm.
(smile) If something is the business that means its good. To the person who said it, at least
Submitted by sugamama5000 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:03pm.
wait, does that mean you like it or no?
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But that purse is the business! Damn!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:52pm.
took me a second, but... tee hee!!
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HAHAHA there is nothing fake about that fur...SWARM PETA SWARM
there's no way that fur can be fake.
however, Posh is another matter entirely. she's more plastic than a Barbie doll.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:51pm.
Where's a pack of rapid dogs when you need them.
Slow dogs would work, too. As long as they were hungry.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:48pm.
Looks real to me, but what do I know? Posh, however, looks fake.
Posh is what i like to call Matrix pussy. I know its fake but id rather live in the matrix pussy then the real pussy
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Where's a pack of rapid dogs when you need them.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:44pm.
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I agree. The fur does not look fake at all and that bag looks like real ostrich. Although, I've read that some designers now make faux ostrich products. But they still use leather, so same thing.
ugh, a big fashion MISS there poshy poo. ugly bag, ugly fur (fake or not), jacked up hair, miss miss miss
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Looks real to me, but what do I know? Posh, however, looks fake.
She was cute back in the day, I wonder why she decided to just fuck up her body.
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She is a lie teller! That is fox or something to that effect and that purse cost at least two ostrich's their lives!
BULLSHIT, that is sooo not fake, and if it is which I highly doubt and would bet my life on, the bag is pure ostritch skin....so that makes it okay to have a huge ostritch skin bag and a fake fur, fucking idiots. I swear, money does not buy class or common sense.
@SALEM13, I love love love your avatar. I love that movie, and that monster scared the fuck outta me.
how do people wear heels for eight hours a day every day???
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