Douche In A Bag (AKA Douchebag)
You know, I'm always on the fence on whether or not I'd let Shia LaDouche tip it or go nuts deep. If he wore that paper bag, I'd let him hit that shit until one of us passed out or barfed (it happens). And that plastic bag over his wrist cast just confirms to me that he isn't above using a Dollar Tree plastic baggie and rubber band if he doesn't have a condom handy.
Shia and a big-tittied friend walked the streets of Glendale, CA today in matching paper bag masks and plastic bag gloves to "disguise" themselves from the pappies. Oh, Shia. Why so smarty? But seriously, this made me like him a little bit. Just a little. For a quick second. And I hope that when he's done with that bag, he'll pass it over to the dolphin god known as Michael Phelps.
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His friend needs the manziere or the bro and wear it at least in between feedings.
Does he really think he's that important?
Much like the reception the Unknown Comic got on the Gong Show, I am banging the gong mercilessly on this douchebag.
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Much like the reception the Unknown Comic got on the Gong Show, I am banging the gong mercilessly on this douchebag.
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now if someone will just cut him up into little pieces and stuff him into a garbage bag i'll be happy.. well, happier
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mmm I love those Arizona Iced Teas though. Green Tea or Mucho Mango please!
he used to be so cute...
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Sure, douchebag, kill a tree for a lame attempt at humor. Next time, use plastic. And duct tape it around the neck, so you don't lose it.
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Ha, Mani! Nice.
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I would so hit it... bag or no bag - don't care about any of his kinks....
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nuh uhh not him,
if it is, it's not funny.
weeellll kind of. :)
and maybe it had been raining and the bag protects his cast.
he should get a driver...
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mrsoul put on your wedding ring!
What a doosh!
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The plastic bag! LOL and MK is straight up stupid, LOL Dollar tree plastic bag tooooo funny lmao. Ah, I know I can come here when I need a laugh.
I really like Shia Labeof. Good actor.
Um...the tits aren't SO big on that "friend". They're smaller than the belly. Is that his mom?
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Nun: A donation please for St. Francis? ([holds out] silver plate)Woman: I'm sorry. Nun: Yeah, ya look it. ~ OHiNY
Is it so you can't tell if he's wearing a wedding ring? Really! Couldn't he scribble some kinda explanation on that bag?!?
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Nun: A donation please for St. Francis? ([holds out] silver plate)Woman: I'm sorry. Nun: Yeah, ya look it. ~ OHiNY
You know, I'm always on the fence on whether or not I'd let Shia LaDouche tip it or go nuts deep.
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LOL!! oh shit dude i spit my un-saltine crackers. i say balls deep at all times.
shit! i think this could become a much needed fashion accessary among the "celebrities" im thinking bit bit and brangelina (however its spelt!) foremost but hell the list is endless!
la douche may have a bag over his head, but he's still a douche with a suspended license...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
He's breaking in to somebody's house to steal their liquor. The Arizona tea is a chaser.
Brown bagging it is Klassy.
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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:51pm.
Is that, like, a Michael Jackson glove?
I've heard of bag over the head night but bag over the hand?
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Is that, like, a Michael Jackson glove?
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Nun: A donation please for St. Francis? ([holds out] silver plate)Woman: I'm sorry. Nun: Yeah, ya look it. ~ OHiNY
I guess he did it because he got that girl he's with pregnant.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:33pm.
Thanks IG,
"Either it's a conspiracy or this guy's got a wierd hobby".
LOL
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Wildly idiotic, but completely hilarious.
If he did this to be serious, he's a LAME. But if he just felt like amusing himself, then well played!
i think its funny.
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Mani, I know! This is a bit long...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5NBIyPmB0g
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Det er hvad der sker.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:12pm.
Yes pretend I'm not really here. Too bad they haven't developed the cloak of invisibility yet.
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I guess 'Control' hasn't come up with a suitable replacement since the 'Cone of Silence'. :)
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:12pm.
Yes pretend I'm not really here. Too bad they haven't developed the cloak of invisibility yet.
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I guess 'Control' hasn't come up with a suitable replacement since the 'Cone of Silence'. :)
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Det er hvad der sker.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:12pm.
Yes pretend I'm not really here. Too bad they haven't developed the cloak of invisibility yet.
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Oh yes she T I is! * On topic * He has extremely long feet on a little body. That is not a good combination!
"Feels so good to be a Crooklyn Dodger uh-huh what happened to Re-Run & Roger..."
Nothing screams, "Don't look at me!" louder than wearing a bag over your head. I do it on the weekends when I want to fly under the radar.
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Det er hvad der sker.
I really wish he would be mauled by a bear. A giant bear or a giant "choco bear" bouncer at a local night club. Someone make it happen. Please.
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IF that's Shia under the bag, he's an ass. Gosh, you don't think the Pappz will stalk you more with this idiot behavior? Duh.
Just smile, wave, and move along. That's how they did it old school.
Shia was fine until Keanu Reeves FREAK rubbed off on him.
Is Keanu that broke this is all he has left? Just like when he was 17 taking out the OLD LADIES for a dinner, a dance and a fck, for some extra cash.
Enlarge photo...good lord.
I just vomited a little in my mouth.
http://pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-and-his-...
My God a look at the rat invested alley he is pulling out of. Is that, OMIGod it is, a Port a Potty, in the back of some grungy ass weekly apartment living complex. That bitch is 100% psycho. Reeves deserve to have the label he has as a queer boy who will do anything for an eight ball.
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
Justin Timberlake gave the world "Dick in a Box". Shia gave the world "Douche in a Bag".
What a moron.
I hope this becomes a trend and more douches start wearing paper bags. would make them easier to identify plus you don't have to see that stupid look they always have on their face.
any one have John Mayer's address, I'd like to personally send him a bag. Also Diddy and Kanye....
do a good deed. send a douche a bag!
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dear Lord, please help me not to slap a bitch today, but if I must slap a bitch today, please keep my pimp hand strong. Thank you.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:09pm.
I love him, I just do.
He needs to rob a bank with that bag on so I have another perfect mugshot.
Hold me Shia!
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I hate to say this...oh no I don't. But, Shia's mug shot was a terrific pic, don't cha think?
They are deffo playing transformers: the gloves!
I love him, I just do.
He needs to rob a bank with that bag on so I have another perfect mugshot.
Hold me Shia!
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His friend needs some mammary support. And orthopedic shoes, he appears to be knock-kneed. Not that I mean to be picky.
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Disturbia was good. It reminded me of 'Rear Window' meets 'Fright Night'.
If he wanted to be less conspicuous, he should have drawn a mustache and some chola eyebrows on the bag.
He needs to be careful with his attitude or he's going to need that bag when he's working in a grocery store.
Nuts deep for me, I dunno why but he just screams "good lay" in a nasty fuck kind of way!
I actually like him, well I mean...I think he's a just fine actor. Maybe I am lame...but I loved Transformers and can't wait for the next one. I also liked Distrubia and Eagle Eye wasn't even so bad. I just don't see what's so wrong with him.
Sounds like Shits LeBeef has a new Dlisted moniker: Douche In A Bag
LOL..."It's the new Douchebag...literally, a douche...in a bag!!"
Ugh, drinking Arizona Iced "Tea"????
In bar-light, she looked all right;
In daylight, she looked desperate
That’s all right, I was desperate, too