Why Can't We Just Let Kanye Be Great?!!!!!!
I was just about to post some shit that Kanye West supposedly told King Magazine about wanting to do a porn scene with a chick and another dude. I decided to skip on over to his blog first and my eyes hit the keyboard when this shit came up. I seriously never get used to Kanye's bright blue, CAPS-filled fuckery sprinkled with millions of exclamation points. Never. This shit is like one of those posters from the 80s that if you started long enough at, you'd see a dolphin jumping through the ocean or some shit. Everyone would always shout "I see it! I see it!" But I never would. Cruel.
Let me break down Kanye's rant for you. Earlier today, AVN posted this quote by Kanye to King: "I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but fuck it. I'm open to doing porn. Hell, I'll even do bisexual scenes - myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women."
The article is now gone from AVN's website. I guess it was all made up and Kanye thinks everyone is out to get him. We're all huddled in a dark room together, plotting ways to bring him down. Bitches don't need to make up some shit about him doing porn in order to destroy him. All you have to do is remove the caps lock key from his MacBook Air. He would explode in 3...2...
And a Kanye West porn would be a total bust. That money shot would be worth about 2 cents. Kanye would make whoever was doing the scene with him wear a Kanye West mask so he could bust one. Then right when he was about to bring it home, he'd shout, "I'M THE CUMMER OF THIS GENERATION!!!!!1!111"
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I THINK THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THAT KANYE JUST HAS POOR VISION. GOD KNOWS THE MAN IS TONE DEAF!
AND YES KANYE, I AM USING CAPS JUST IN CASE YOU READ THIS IN HOPES THAT YOU GET YOUR SH!T FIXED.
LOL. WHY CANT YOU LET ME BE GREAT? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT GREAT. NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU. EVEN LOUIS VUITTON. GO BE GREAT. I DARE YOU! YOU AND YOUR SHOES. PLEASE, GO BE GREAT. UNTIL THEN, I WILL BE LISTENING TO THE PIXIES. LOVE, ME.
Kanye's blogs are *almost* as fun to read as Courtney Love. He really thinks he's somebody. Damn fool, EVERYBODY and their damn grandma performed at the President's Inaugration, you ain't so special. As far as his "Louie" Vuitton shoe line, nobody cares about that either except for his huge young shitty suburban following. I swear Kanye acts like a 12 year old. Ice-T tried to put him in his place but looks like he's going to have to learn like MC Hammer did.
You would think he would at least spell Louis correctly seeing as they are letting him do a shoe for them...wut an asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me thinks he thought bisexual was meaning 2 other partners.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Errr...when defending your heterosexuality its probably not a good idea to start waxing poetic about louiee and shoes.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I'd hit it. call me kanye...you big fruity flamer you.
HE IS A DELUSIONAL FUCKTARD! JUST LET ME POST THIS BLOG COMMENT!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! LISTEN TO ME GODDAMNIT!!! LET ME BE GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! wow. sorry. that was wierd. I formally apologize to all of you for how that came out. I feel like an immature infant. ga ga goo goo Kanye. ga ga goo goo. I hear what your saying. ga ga goo goo.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:19pm.
LOUIE?? It's LOUIS Vuitton, you fucking retard, not Louie Anderson!!!
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Brief Lesson of the day:
Pay attention children, :::snappin ruler:::
Louie = Louis Vuitton.
Loubous (looboos) = Christian Louboutin
Jesus people, there are street or hood terms for most things, especially for designer gear. Just because you might be too white or too cultured or MK hasn't mentioned it here and you have never heard of it doesn't make the man (kanye) a complete a total retard (close though). Anyway, learn your slang and calm the fuck down. "LOLz!!"
Get the fuck over yourself you delusional ignorant douchebag...everyone else is finally coming to their senses. Stupid, self centered, politically or otherwise pride-drunk idiots make me want to play in traffic, naked with tranquilizer guns. Go cry in your bags of money.
God, everyday I get closer to losing it.
Let you BE great? You have to have actually done something to BE great in order to have someone allow you to BE great.
Okay, then. You are a GREAT big whiny gayboy!
Happy now, Pee Wee?
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:19pm.
Good eye Hockey Fan, I totally missed that fools stupidity!
LOUIE?? It's LOUIS Vuitton, you fucking retard, not Louie Anderson!!!
God damn. And yes, he is gay. Knew it all along. But just for being a general fucktard, he shouldnt be allowed to live.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 11:25am.
Kanye is a sage of our generation
And the onion too.. boom boom, tip your waitress, I'll be here all week.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
He's begging US to let him be GREAT?! What's wrong with this dude? He must be bipolar because one moment he is an egomaniacal twat and then the next moment he seems like he has low self-esteem issues. I must be imagining that last part though.
I still love THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON SHIT!!! It's the slogan of the year, I swear!
STFU!!!
Ohhhhhhh, I almost peed my pants laughing from this one. I pray whoever is doing this revs it up.
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 10:39am.
that's it: I am kicking him
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I wonder what kind of reaction I'd get out of him if I walked up to him and kicked him in the shin? Just the mental picture of doing it is cracking me up right now.
Leeeave Kanye Aloooooooone!! Pleeease!!!! *sob*
Yeah, fine, go ahead and be great, but none of us is going to live that long...
Kanye is a sage of our generation.
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PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET ME BE GREAT!!!
Well his dream of designing shoes for Louis Vuitton pretty much backs up the bisexual thing for me! Shame on Louis Vuitton! Now I have to throw my tiny collection out-
but look how fresh his suit is.
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate
Stock: thank you! *bam! pop! whack!*
Kdraco ~ I'll hold him down so you can kick the living sh*t out of him.
that's it: I am kicking him
Im jus a jelus h8er
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Am I the only one waiting for this mouf breva to get hit by a bus?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Gad, the ramblings of a 14-year-old egomaniac with access to a computer. Someone shoot him please.
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He's the ultimate douchebag of this generation.
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
I can't help it - I find this egomaniac hilarious. I can't hate on him. "Why won't you let me be great?" - I might have to steal that for my sig line.
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
I think the hacker wrote that shit too because if you worked with Louis Vuitton to design some shoes then you should know that it's spelled LOUIS not Louie!!!
LOUIE???
*palm to forehead*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Uh, yeah. Kanye, I MEAN, KANYE (gotta write in his language), TRULY GREAT PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO OVERCOME OBSTACLES SUCH AS THE TEENY TINY ONES THAT ARE COMING AFTER YOU RIGHT NOW.
idiot.
Total immersion in drugs, electronically amplified hypnotic incantation sounding loud and inescapable everywhere, complete abandonment of all moral or ethical teaching, permanent and irreversible amnesia of all the tradition and gathered wisdom of humanity, these are some of the reasons for the present reversing of all polarity that has made good evil and evil good. For anyone to make the statement "please let me be great" with a straight face, with no consciousness of irony, with no sense of embarrassment, suggests that our planet has been flipped upside down and now has its bottom in the air and its head apparently nowhere. We may have bypassed Armageddon entirely and gone instead directly to obsolescence.
I think "LET ME BE GREAT" is going to go down in one of the many great quotes such as "THAT SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT", "Hot babe of the year", and "Excuse my beauty", among others...
If Copernicus were alive today, he'd deliver a beatdown on Kanye's self-revolving arse.
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME.
And LMAO at 'Louie Vuitton'!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
"My new shoes that I designed with LOUIE Vuitton"
Maybe that's how Kanye calls "him".
Submitted by AnonyMuse on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:32am.
Yeah, unfortunately, I think you're right. It's annoying though. If I didn't fear to pass for a fascist redneck, I would tell him "Shut up and sing"... :-)
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Hehehe. I don't know if that would make you a fascist redneck so much as a reasonably sensible person.
He seems to think people actually want to know whats going on in his head. And seriously, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Though he does have a mind like a steel trap... one that's been left out so long it's rusted shut.
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My eyes are in siezures. WTF???
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:58am.
Oh Nony *shakes head* that's like asking Tommygirl not to be so gay. Or Chicken Cutlets not to be such an attention whore. Some things are set in stone, like Nicole Kidman's face. Can't be changed. Nope. Time to give up the dream Nonster. Let it go.
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Yeah, unfortunately, I think you're right. It's annoying though. If I didn't fear to pass for a fascist redneck, I would tell him "Shut up and sing"... :-)
Submitted by AnonyMuse on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:30am.
Well. YOUR MESSAGE IS PRECISELY THE REASON WHY ! Stop putting insane messages like this on your website and act like an egomaniac and people will stop harassing you ! Be humble ! Although I don't think that word is in your vocabulary. Or maybe the font is wrong. All right, I'll try again : BE HUMBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh Nony *shakes head* that's like asking Tommygirl not to be so gay. Or Chicken Cutlets not to be such an attention whore. Some things are set in stone, like Nicole Kidman's face. Can't be changed. Nope. Time to give up the dream Nonster. Let it go.
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First of all, I wish he would stop saying "Louie Vuitton". It's French. It's a name. It's LOUIS. Ok, hon ? Louis Vuitton.
Ok, now that my fashion soul is at peace, let me answer another question for you Kanye... I guess the gist of your message is "Why is this happening to me ?", right ?
Well. YOUR MESSAGE IS PRECISELY THE REASON WHY ! Stop putting insane messages like this on your website and act like an egomaniac and people will stop harassing you ! Be humble ! Although I don't think that word is in your vocabulary. Or maybe the font is wrong. All right, I'll try again : BE HUMBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better ? :-p
That's what I call wall of text.
Kanye West brings himself down. The guy's so great at making an ass out of himself.
*Insert fancy signature here*
Submitted by Evil on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:29am.
i don't give a shit about his hair, but other than that, i'm with ya!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
From now on instead of actually posting what Kunt-ye says and does, you should just put one line in a differnet post that says " and douchebag of the millennia kunt-ye west pulled more overly egotistical douchebaggery . Nuff said" why let the little bitch have more attention. And his fug ass fro is in serious need of a weed whacker...(maybe whoever weed whacks it will miss and cut his kunt head off and save us all a ton of misery reading about the numbnuts shit he pulls constantly)
"We're all huddled in a dark room together, plotting ways to bring him down."
geezus, i wish this was true... i'd even provide the dark room and the snacks!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Why won't we let you be great?
Cos were too busy laughing at you. Seriously. Laughing til our sides ache and our cheeks hurt. Really. Srsly.
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Someday...
Humility will slap you in your face.
Submitted by peaches on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:15am.
Oh I don't know... I like cocky.
But you better be able to deliver!
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Man this dude is one cocky son of a bitch! On one hand he's honest about his narcissism, but than he gets upset when people pick on him! When you act cocky, you alienate yourself, and people want to take you down!
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