But Who's Going To Take Care Of Her Shiba Inu Puppy?
Kelly Osbourne is giving this rehab shit another go since I guess it didn't stick the first time. These things happen. The Shiba Inu 6 break up, so you drown your sorrows in some of the bad shit. Then you wake up in the gutter with chapped nipples and a leaky ass. I'm not speaking from experience or anything....
Sharon Osbourne says Kelly is indeed in rehab! She confirmed it to RadarOnline: "Yeah, Kelly's in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it. We just pray that everything's going to be okay. This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice."
Sharon said the whole family has been busy lately working on their variety show (NOT ANOTHER VARIETY SHOW!!!) for Fox. Sharon kept her mouth shut on what Kelly's poison is. She said Kelly will tell us all herself when she busts out of the tank. Star Magazine claims Kelly's at Hazelden in Oregon.
Okay, back to that variety show shit. That's what drove Kelly to jump off the wagon with both hands waving in the air! We may all need rehab after watching it. But seriously, I hope Kelly's Shiba Inu puppy is okay after going through all of this shit. Sharon should set up a webcam for it, so I can care for it. I have experience being a mother to Shiba Inu puppies. Hundreds of hours of experience. If Sharon needs a resume, I can show her my Firefox history from November through December.
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Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:48am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:22am.
I'd shank that bitch mahself and then kick her in the snatch bone if she dared ESE. Yeah, cos I'm ladylike like dat. What? I'd do it wif mah little pinky raised. See? Just like a lady.
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chu think chu can shank me fo' cutting ESE? ppfft.
they were many a night we shanked whatever was in sight, well actually that was just me, but it was a hella lot of fun. I just shanked ESE so tha ladies will think he's sexay and mysterious.. He paid me in cigarettes!
I don't shank like a lady, i shank like a ho. Old School style! Forget about yer pinkeh cause imma cut chu Yazuka style!
On T: Kelly Osbourne looks like she's shank a bitch.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!
*whips out shiv from hair*
Bring it on HO! Chu done no what chu messin wif *shiv glints* *evil glare* Yeah, choo see dat? Imma slice yu til choo look like a pile of bacon strips.. or Paris's raggedy snatch. Same difference. I may shank like a lady, but I's gots da ninja moves... an imma gonna go crouching tiger in heels all over yo ass!!
P.S. OK, I may owe you a drink for cutting ESE and adding that extra sumfin sumfin dat make him so crazay sexay. How's Saturday for you?
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Um...wouldn't the absolute worst things a family can face be (fill in the blanks from not going to rehab)? Going to rehab is a positive step, no?
Can we put the whole cast from "Rock of Love Charm School" in there with her since Sharon is involved?
Didn't she just slap a ho?Probably went into rehab to avoid prosecution.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Judging by the poundage this spoiled bitch has packed on again, she's back on the booze. No doubt boozy drinks with umbrellas, fruit and twinkies in them.
Why is having a shiba inu a trend now? The dogs are not even cute.
Can't stand this media whore anyways. I have no idea why she thinks she is a celebrity. Her mom is ok though.
I can't stand her, her mother, her father or her formerly fatpig brother.
I personally think she's addicted to Oxycontin like any pseudo-celebutard should rightly be. Can we place bets on what she's addicted to? That could be a fun game. She should put the Shiba Inu puppeh up for adoption! (And then give it to me on the sly with a side-eye)
STFU!!!
Yes, it's one of the worst things a parent can go through but in this case we can clearly see how the parents contributed to the making of this addict. I think Sharon forgets she made this brat with Ozzy, a stumbling incoherent mumbler of a father.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
I know i'm in the minority here but I think she's adorable. Hope rehab finally sticks this time
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Rehab is for quitters, and Kelly ain't no quitter!
Oh cry me a fukcing river!, the only reason she is in rehab is because she beat that reporter and is avoiding going to jail.
those fucking "celebrities"are so fucking transparent.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I know some dysfunctional families, but these people are up there with the Hogans and Kardashians.
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 9:43am.
Hey now! I logged lots of hours on Foxfire too, but with porn. Anyone know how I can get my computer chair smelling "fresher"....the winter has been long and lonely.....
what can I say.....
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*sniff*...who knew?
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In your face to all the Kelly lovers who thought she lost weight the natural way...It was drugs all along, big surprise...I am sure she will come out of her resort rehab (its like a vacation at those rehabs, who wouldnt want to go? Its all about you & the gentle therapies & the spa treatments & the good healthy food) chubby again & she will spout off about how she is happy with her body & having more weight is just her body type & blah blah!!!
I'd take drugs too if I was part of that family and had to deal with how talentless and irrelevant I was, with a zombified mumbling father and a shrieking harpie for a mother.
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Hey now! I logged lots of hours on Foxfire too, but with porn. Anyone know how I can get my computer chair smelling "fresher"....the winter has been long and lonely.....
what can I say.....
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*sniff*...who knew?
Poor little blockhead. What chance did she have? SAD!
Those rehab places can be so posh, I bet her dog can go with her.
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 9:16am.
@ zappy. Sharon might have her hands full. However, if you think it might help the Brange to have a spokesperson with an English accent then I am more than happy to apply for the job. It seems like the very least I can do!
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HMMM....You do seem qualified, and you are flatulent in three languages! That in itself is impressive!
@ zappy. Sharon might have her hands full. However, if you think it might help the Brange to have a spokesperson with an English accent then I am more than happy to apply for the job. It seems like the very least I can do!
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 7:46am.
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That was a great post! I read it all in Sharon's British Accent (even though they were the Brangeloonie bunch)..Perhaps she can be their spokeswench?
The Brady Bunch song is no running around in my head like a fool!
You know Sharon, if this keeps up I might start to think that you are not the fantastic mother you say you are. Hmm..... *fast forward 10 years*
"Yeah, Maddox and Zee are in rehab. What else can we say? They knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that they did it. The family is all standing behind them. Maddox and Zee knew that they needed help and they are getting it. We just pray that everything's going to be okay. This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their children to go through rehab. And not once, but twice for these two, once so far for Pax, well he's still there and Shi has been in that clinic.Viv and Knox are OK, well apart from the eating disorder thing. On the bright side Tampax, Anthrax and Sax are all out of hospital and Lilo and Lipo are up for parole. We have a lot to be glad about, really."
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Maybe instead of rehab, she should go back and finish high-school?
Did a real bang-up job with the kids, there Sharron. Well done.
Now that I think about it, where's Amy, the only smart one in the family? She's probably changed her last name to Smith or Franklin, God knows I would.
I used to have so much love for Ozzy, and now he and his family are a fuckin' joke. The Prince of Darkness indeed.
Uh, an Ozzy Osboune variety Show? Really? A la Donny and Marie?
this is some benjamin buttons shit (too early for all caps).
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:22am.
I'd shank that bitch mahself and then kick her in the snatch bone if she dared ESE. Yeah, cos I'm ladylike like dat. What? I'd do it wif mah little pinky raised. See? Just like a lady.
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chu think chu can shank me fo' cutting ESE? ppfft.
they were many a night we shanked whatever was in sight, well actually that was just me, but it was a hella lot of fun. I just shanked ESE so tha ladies will think he's sexay and mysterious.. He paid me in cigarettes!
I don't shank like a lady, i shank like a ho. Old School style! Forget about yer pinkeh cause imma cut chu Yazuka style!
On T: Kelly Osbourne looks like she's shank a bitch.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
This woman is paid by the BBC to give advice to teenagers on a popular radio station.
Fucking idiots.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:48am.
Night ESE!
OnT: meh
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:37am.
OnT: Where am I?
HEY!! that's my line!!... gotta go, got an important meeting to go to.. *grabbing icing and mars bars*... see ya all in the night time!!
OT: really?! were ya expecting it?
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:27am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:22am.
don't forget to hold tightly onto the teacup, yes the one with a twist of lemon and a shot of burbon... i know how you sneak it!LOL!
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How did you know dat? Choo been peeking through my window? Dat's not cool... well, it kinda is in a kinky sorta way... alright, it's totally hot. Next time, bring icing in a tube and a mars bars. Don't ask questions.
OnT: Where am I?
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I feel bad for the dog.......it's just a trinket. Rare popular dog and she owns one. Walk your dog instead of carrying it. Get neutered quick..
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:22am.
don't forget to hold tightly onto the teacup, yes the one with a twist of lemon and a shot of burbon... i know how you sneak it!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:46am.
Farrah would never dare!!... well, maybe.. but it would only be a flesh wound among friends, and that i can always understand!
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I'd shank that bitch mahself and then kick her in the snatch bone if she dared ESE. Yeah, cos I'm ladylike like dat. What? I'd do it wif mah little pinky raised. See? Just like a lady.
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WTF. I just learned Veatrice Rice the black security guard on the Jimmy Kimmel show died of cancer at the age of 60.
Jimmy didn't seem that upset. He was cracking jokes as normal and laughing aplenty. Then halfway through the show he announces she passed away. He came off as a bit of a douche.
I'll miss her put-downs of Guillermo and Uncle Frank. :(
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:25am.
Andrew O'Keefe is a hot piece of shit. Loved the vid of him falling over drunk and deciding to stay there and have a smoke while he was down.
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What dis?! I haz no seen dis! You need to email that youtube to MK. STAT!
OnT: What's with the Osborne variety show thing? I'm only watching that shit if it involves sequined leotards, 80s style backup dancers and lots and lots of jazz hands. Argh, who am I kidding. If its on free to air I'll watch anything (refer to NO FOXTEL convo for explanation).
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:39am.
Farrah would never dare!!... well, maybe.. but it would only be a flesh wound among friends, and that i can always understand!
OT: nope, not gonna do it... which is what rehab should teach Kelly... woo-hoo!!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:24am.
Thing? Hey! Don't talk about Benji Madden like or Farrah'll cut yer. And.. I'm pretty sure he goes by the name 'ho's handbag' nowadays. I'm just surprised she knows how to operate a video camera. I thought you had to have more than a 2nd grade education to figure them things out.
OnT: I DONT LIVE WITH MY MUM AND DAD BITCH!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:29am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:17am.
Oooohh... Foxtel. That's like all futuristic and shit. That being said, I don't.
*jealous eyes*
OnT: what ESE said
OnT: Yep.
OffT: You need to move out of mum and dads place. LOL
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:17am.
Oooohh... Foxtel. That's like all futuristic and shit. That being said, I don't.
*jealous eyes*
OnT: what ESE said
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:00am.
jesus fuck even *I* knew that!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:06am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:00am.
HAHAHA! Christ on a cracker that's one dumb ho. lol.
Question. For why you watching that shit?
==Trudat. Should be watching Doil or No Doil instead. Andrew O'Keefe is a hot piece of shit. Loved the vid of him falling over drunk and deciding to stay there and have a smoke while he was down.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:17am.
thank "god" she always has a video camera running, or she wouldn't remember anything she did(yep, i do mean anyTHING!)
OT: gimme a minute... i'll start to care.. wait for it, wait for it... nope, just don't got it in me to
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:06am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:00am.
HAHAHA! Christ on a cracker that's one dumb ho. lol.
Question. For why you watching that shit? Must be hotter than Hades up thar an you done lost your mind. Wait a minute, I thought it was still 1950 up thar. I didn't think that show started til the 80s?
==Bitch. We got Foxtel now, just like the rest of the country. And yeah, it's hot/humid here. I'm about to re-locate the 'puter into my bedroom (air con) but I hafta drag myself away from the Foxtel. I'm in a hot and sweaty quandary about it. Need another telly in the b'room and a splitter for cable telly.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:01am.
oh, come on!!... i've seen that tape, Paris works peen like a coma patient works a triathalon!
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Lol! Truedat. Hang on a minute! Is that why she claims to have only had a few sexy romp partners? She was comatose and can't remember the 82736418 times she slutted herself out? Hmmm... that's a good excuse... *scratches chin* *makes notes*... what?
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That puppy's beautiful.
I'll be willing to babysit him while she's in rehab.
I still don't think she looks that fat. Don't hate me, lol.
*Insert fancy signature here*
that dog looks scared of the competition Kelly's gonna bring at Westminster after she gets out of rehab
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:00am.
HAHAHA! Christ on a cracker that's one dumb ho. lol.
Question. For why you watching that shit? Must be hotter than Hades up thar an you done lost your mind. Wait a minute, I thought it was still 1950 up thar. I didn't think that show started til the 80s?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:58am.
oh, come on!!... i've seen that tape, Paris works peen like a coma patient works a triathalon!
wait, this thread's about kelly osbourne isn't it?... um, nope, don't like her
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"We play the game,
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