Dear Bronx Mowgli, This Is Your Father
What in the tranny black bear hell is that shit on Pete Wentz's feet? Was the "I'm An Asshole" store having clearance a sale? And by the "I'm An Asshole" store, I mean Ashlee Simpson's closet.
We should fast track BMw Baby's emancipation papers, because this shit right here is a form of child abuse. I mean, Pete is Mimi on the bottom and a bag of dildos on top. It's sad that there's a faaaaaabulous Wookie somewhere with cold ass feet.
And don't even say he's gay for wearing this fuckery. I know you're seriously thinking it and just erase that thought away. Being gay and being a famewhoring dick bag are two very different things. I don't know one singular homo who would dirty their fancy little feet with this shit. Well, maybe just Gay Al Reynolds, but he would only rock this shit in the comfort of a circuit party.
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Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 1:51pm.
The hair AND the teeth. My god, his teeth are hideous!
Have I mentioned that I HAAAAAAAAAAAATE his hair? I mean, we're talking a deep-seated pathological loathing here.
And I wonder if they ever gave "The Simpsons" credit for the name of their band. Radioactive Man's sidekick is Fallout Boy!
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
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What a complete ass monkey.
The hollywood palyboy was found to appear on a millionaire$celebrity dating club ***wealthymeetup. c om*** where hollywood star Chairle sheen found some dates with hot girls.
Why are he and his wife news? Let's think about this, the bass player from a group called Fall Out Boy, what have they done that is so interesting?
The never-was singer, Ashlee Simpson, the sister of horrible singer, worse actress and stupid reality-TV "star", Jessica.
THIS calls for attention and fame?
He has gone beyond douche...is he performing with Whoria in the cow fields now?
Whatever! I think he looks great! And hey it looks like he has himself a little jelly hater finger sammie in his panties for all you people judging this young father to smack your lips on! He does charity work! How many of you would look this good after our wife just had a baby?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I cant even keep a straight face while typing that!
HAHAHA so ridiculous man!
No siggie! I smoked it!
wow he's such a douche.
Wow. Just wow.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Any form of UGG or furry boot is the most hideous fashion design ever created in history/herstory.
Someone needs a fashion intervention for the clothes...but I actually love those boots and would rock them big time.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He did Elle mag. last page's interview (I don't remember the name right now) and he went on and on about how he was a "super late bloomer" or something, and he actually said his wife was "hotter than any of the girls on Maxim" even in sweatpants, or some bs, that's when I knew he HAD to be gay
Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:28pm.
Then he wonders why he's called a douche.
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He knows. He just thinks it's cool not let people think he wonders. He's douchey like that.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
LMAO...you killed it with this post.
I really am at a loss for words.
Then he wonders why he's called a douche.
His band sucks too!
I hate this fucking brainless piece of shitty douchebag with a passion. He's one of the shallowest pieces of shit I have heard of in quite a while. This fucktard will go to any length unimaginable to get attention. Next time expect him to walk around with his spawn's umbilical cord around his waist and a hat made of the placenta. Why is this piece of shit even relevant besides being Asshole Simpson's husband? and why is she even relevant too?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by boobxqueen on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:03pm.
wtf? i have flamboyant gay friends who wouldn't wear this shit...I WOULDN'T WEAR THAT UGLY CRAP & I'M A GIRL & I LIVE IN JERSEY!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That look skipped gay and went to annoying almost immediately. As a female, I HATE furry boots. They look retarded on ANYONE, especially if you live in fuckin' LA and you don't even KNOW what cold is down there. What a douchebag!
STFU!!!
If that was my husband i would demand a divorce inmediately
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 10:45am.
Ahh... MK than you for brightening my morning!!
who could continue thinking their life sucks when they are not married to this ass who stole some wookies warm feets?!?
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You said it!
You know, it took my above-reproach best friend and her husband almost 2 years to be approved for infant adoption.
This pic is making me confused.
wtf? i have flamboyant gay friends who wouldn't wear this shit...I WOULDN'T WEAR THAT UGLY CRAP & I'M A GIRL & I LIVE IN JERSEY!!
he should go to Hunt's Point, he'd prolly make some cash
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Maybe he was flying somewhere cold, like NY? The Bronx? If those are his iPod buds hanging from his pocket, they have like leaves or flowers on them....
100% inapropriate in every way...isn't this shot taken at LAX? Did he take the eskimo dog sled into the city?...
Give these shoes(?) to a homeless person in Seattle who needs warm feet...no telling how much these abombniable snowman knock-offs costs.
What happened to celebrities like Paul Newman? He gave 100% of his salad dressing and other food item profits to charity.
Ha ha! He looks so stupid.
ROTFLMAO !!!! Christ..this poor effin kid has two places to go, the legal emancipation office and the name changing office before he's 5
A.cotw,
I guess you don't know that many gay men.
Thinking that every gay dude is goodlooking, has great taste and is witty and interesting is probably the most fake stereotype the STRAIGHT media is pushing these days...any short visit to ANY gay bar or club will show you otherwise. Plenty of famous tasteless examples out there (Richard Simmons, Bobby Trendy, Lance Bass, Carson Kresley) and sadly they are not the minority...I should know. If you dress like Pete Wentz you have NO TASTE, whether you are gay or straight...hence my original comment.
This outfit explains a whole lot!
KD, I agree. It was rainy yesterday, but still almost 70 degrees.
what a putz.
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Oh they tell me
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They tell me
-Tracy Chapman "Mountains O' Things"
Is that in LA? Oh jeez, it might be partly excusable if he were in a cold place, but being in LA just makes it that much worse.
He is retarded and he looks gay with those boots on. Not sure what chick would be turned on by that... Maybe another gay guy...
LOL! Other than adding douche, MK you summed it all up, as usual, to perfection!
I find the cap to be more offensive than the boots.
Inconceivably fug.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Bronx Mowgli Wentz: the name that inspires images of a flea-ridden douchy jungle boy with a throat infection.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 10:09am.
that new fall out boy song "i don't care" or whatever is such a "personal jesus" rip off
i hate fall out boy
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS PIECES OF SHIT EVEN KNOW WHO DM IS. THEY WOULDN'T DO THE SHITTY "music" THEY DO IF THEY KNOW THEM
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 10:35am.
"There is no such thing as a gay man with bad taste in clothing"
Oh, don't tell Bobby Trendy that
or Boy Georgie Porgie
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Ahh... MK than you for brightening my morning!!
who could continue thinking their life sucks when they are not married to this ass who stole some wookies warm feets?!?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Gay Al sent those boots for Mowgli, since they were to big daddy decided to wear them .
Douche in Boots
"There is no such thing as a gay man with bad taste in clothing"
Oh, don't tell Bobby Trendy that!
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
The caption alone made me laugh so hard. I came here to feel better and have a few laughs, and as per usual, MK and you sluts did it for me.
Thank you from the bottom of my soggy heart.
que estupido
stop trying SO hard kid
There is no such thing as a gay man with bad taste in clothing & hairstyles,a complete inability to write or blog anything remotely amusing/interesting/outrageous, and consistent misuse of hair styling products and flat irons. MK, "gay" never crosses my mind about anyone from Fall Down Girl.
Please don't tell me that he dressed up in this outfit and didn't even attend the Sundance Festival....WHY????
those look like the boots of a caveman...or cavewoman i should say (see Raquel Welch in 10,000 BC). No self respecting homo with taste will wear that. That is not what makes him gay. Yet I can still smell from here that he has partaken of the joys of peen. TRUST!
They named these boots right- everytime I see anyone wearing this shit I say "UGGGGGGGGG" !
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
I keep Dlisted open in a little window on my desk top, so I read the title of the post, and I am scrollin down thinking, well hell, for Pete Wentz he does not look bad, in fact, he looks pretty nor…OH FOR FUCKS SAKE PETE!!!
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE