Mimi Won't Sit With The Little People
The "little people" I'm talking about included Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys, Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi. Among others. Mimimimimimi was given a seat at the inauguration in the VIP section with a bunch of other celebrities. This was not good enough for the unicornie princess. She wanted to sit on Obama's lap, basically.
Some source told Page Six, "Somehow she thought she'd be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn't, she bailed."
They got it wrong. She fluttered off on her butterfly-winged vagina when Queen Chichis came out wearing the hat of hope. Mimi went off to order her own. But Mimi had hers done up in baby pink and instead of a big ass bow, hers has butterfly wings encrusted with shiny Hello Kitty heads. And she's done the right thing. If you're an American, it's your duty to make and wear your own low budget version of this shit.
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I'm surprised Mimoo didn't beat Beyoncé and Aretha Franklin to seranade Obama. I wonder if Mimoo even voted. Heck, the Big O didn't even get to sit in Obama's lap. Where was the Big O by the way? Beyoncé is a hypocrite. She is a registered Republican, like the rest of her family.
I'm very disappointed that she and some of the other celebritwits were anywhere near this occasion.
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For some of these "people", do you lose brain cells the more famous you get or are they born that way?
"How could there have been enough room in Washington for *both* her ego and her ass?"
And her fat fuck body too.
I can't even be creative or amusing here. I just really fucking hate that talentless dog whistle in a thong. Her death would be a national holiday.
I used to like her. Now I find no reason to.
LEAVE HELLO KITTY ALONE!!!!
Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ***wealthymeetup. c om***last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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This isn't true. She was actually seen among the common people who had Purple Section tickets. These were the people who got stuck in a tunnel and never got out in time to see the event. Mariah and Nick were apparently in that tunnel.
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Sorry Ceever, you are wrong. I live in DC and have seen many, many reports on the people who were stuck in the third street tunnel and she was certainly NOT among them!
Can you imagine? This nitwit thought SHE should be seated with the family? I don't know why she and Kanye and Puffy lip Diddy were even there!??!? What have any of them ever done for anyone other than themselves??
Where does this overinflated sense of entitlement come from anyway?
I thought she only preformed for her own kind now...cows.
Fucking bitch. I would love to see that bow on her head up her ass! But why do we care about this whore anymore?
How could there have been enough room in Washington for *both* her ego and her ass?
This isn't true. She was actually seen among the common people who had Purple Section tickets. These were the people who got stuck in a tunnel and never got out in time to see the event. Mariah and Nick were apparently in that tunnel.
LMFAO this is one funny fucking post MK....my goodness I was laughing like a hyena.
This ho does realize she is married to Nickelodeon channel TV star?Looser!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm disappointed that Obama even had a "celebrity section." I was hoping maybe he'd be above that stuff but I guess not.
Mimi....you need to look up this pal of mine Named Heather....other then having one leg....she is a cool bitch...You have a lot in common.
Your DELUSIONs.
The Obama's gave your seeeeet to Beyonc'e
hahhahahahahahah
ridiculous and delusional dont seem to be strong enough to describe this woman
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Well that's your choice. I don't see anything wrong with Mariah naming her new JRT after the one she had for well over 10 years. *shrugs*
I know she named him Jack Jr.....but Jack was NOT the sire of this dog. Just really stupid and not creative at all.....even to Jack's memory.
I have a JRT named Gracie, and I sure as hell won;t name a second one Gracie Jr when she goes! I also don't claim to write music.....lol
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Aw, RecessVillain, thanks. My avie makes me happy, too. Carla's face expressions are the best.
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Chinocchio needs to stop his lie-telling before his chin gets so big that he'll have to start claiming it on his taxes. -MK on Pete Wentz
"She wanted to sit on Obama's lap, basically."
-But Beyonce had already called shotgun on that
"She fluttered off on her butterfly-winged vagina when Queen Chichis came out wearing the hat of hope. Mimi went off to order her own."
-Because she got mad Arepa looked down at her and told her to shut up
Russell isn't a bad name but Mariah named her new Jack Russell Jack Jr. after the original Jack who close to dying and has since passed away. She calls the new one J.J. though.
hahahahah skye, no?
at least name one "Russell"!
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Oh they tell me
There's still time to save my soul
They tell me
-Tracy Chapman "Mountains O' Things"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:00pm.
skye, as I said, I love Mariah's music- however, in the past couple of years I have seriously started to doubt she writes her songs. The woman has TWO Jack Russell Terriers and named them both "Jack".
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Lmao...You wrong for that one.
skye, as I said, I love Mariah's music- however, in the past couple of years I have seriously started to doubt she writes her songs. The woman has TWO Jack Russell Terriers and named them both "Jack".
Not very creative, IMO....lmao
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Oh they tell me
There's still time to save my soul
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-Tracy Chapman "Mountains O' Things"
Well Mariah has been in the game a lot longer than Nick and considering she also writes or co-writes her own songs (which is where the money is) she will of course have more money than Nick. I'm just saying he didn't come at her broke as a joke looking to be taken care of. He also didn't have any baggage.
As for Mariah..I personally think she's hilarious. Her mannerisms and such can be overt but its all part of her playing up this 'Diva' image that the media has created. But I digress not everyone is going to like how she acts and that's fine. :)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:42pm.
oh fuck. look who didn't get choked last night.
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Nah. I choked his little mini me instead with my choochoo!
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skye, NC may have money, but he doesn't have Mariah money.......she is FILTHY rich. He also looks like a douchebag to me....but that is just my opinion.
I have also heard the woman speak, and she makes an ass out of herself every time she does. She should stick to singing, or keep her mouth shut.
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Oh they tell me
There's still time to save my soul
They tell me
-Tracy Chapman "Mountains O' Things"
I see you Sugaroo...Stop the Hate and let Mariah be great. :)
skye, I love Mariah's music, but give it up. The woman married Nick Cannon- how smart can she be?
I would say pretty damn smart. It's great to find someone who loves you for you and compliments your lifestyle as oppose to being with someone like T. Mottola who was a controlling asshole who wouldn't let Mariah be who she is. This isn't a K-Fed situation- Nick is also rich and has his own ventures.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:42pm.
Uh, yes.... Don't encourage it!
oh fuck. look who didn't get choked last night.
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Oh they tell me
There's still time to save my soul
They tell me
-Tracy Chapman "Mountains O' Things"
skye, I love Mariah's music, but give it up. The woman married Nick Cannon- how smart can she be?
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Oh they tell me
There's still time to save my soul
They tell me
-Tracy Chapman "Mountains O' Things"
I have my doubts about this....you hear of women being major DIVAS and bitches and stuff but at some point,a presidential inauguration point, any rational human being would realize how bad and uncool they look and stop that sh*t!
On the otherhand, I could understand why someone who is used to being the center of attention in any situation wouldnt be able to discern how in a presidential super serious, opposite vapid superficial celebrity sh*t, situation...its not about them...
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A strangers voice rings through my ears
And though I listen, you are all I hear
A stranger looks my way
And all I ever see is your face
Submitted by Skye10 on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:32pm.
What a bullshit story. First and foremost Mariah & MJB are buddies so I highly doubt she and the Hubby would refuse to sit amongst a friend. Secondly that isn't even the way Mariah rolls. She's a very talented, beautiful singer but lets not be dense she's also very smart and knows how to play the game. Damn why can't we just let her be great? Lmao...
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
I would LOVE to sit next to Mary J. Blige.
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What a bullshit story. First and foremost Mariah & MJB are buddies so I highly doubt she and the Hubby would refuse to sit amongst a friend. Secondly that isn't even the way Mariah rolls. She's a very talented, beautiful singer but lets not be dense she's also very smart and knows how to play the game. Damn why can't we just let her be great? Lmao...
I cannot stand MC and I am so sick of seeing her dress like a 19 yr old. Who knows if this story is true but I am so sick of her. She is so 90's.
OMG All these bitches be fighting about how much presence they get at SOMEONE ELSE's party??? WTF is wrong with this world?
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Can this really be true? How crazy is she that she really thought she should be allowed to sit with him and his family.
I can't think of any other celebrity that I loathe more than this whore. Anything she does angers me, I have no real reason for it but my level of hatred for this slut has stayed pretty consistent since '93. I'm very loyal that way.
Mimi's meds need to be tweaked, the unicorns in her head told her she would be onstage with the Obamas I take it. DELUSIONAL!
STFU!!!
TITS I know, it was so freaking funny esp since my bf is one, a Pakistani I mean. anyway, the scene was so serious and tense and all of a sudden you hear Senora Hurley ! "why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?" CLASSIC. I rewound it several times also. another tivo moment was Sayid's fight involving the dishwasher!
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:57pm.
With all these big-titted skanks auditioning, I am agog to figure out who Obama's Marilyn will be.
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I really think Michelle would bitchslap him in public if he got a Marilyn. She looks like she takes no shit, unlike Hilary.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 11:37am.
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
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That line cracked you up too eh? I was even considering it for sig!!! Had to rewind to hear all I laughed over.
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@Gabriela: You are 100% correct. Those VIP seats should have gone to the men and women who risk their lives to keep us safe, not a bunch of self serving, narcissistic Hollywood media whores. Our countries priorities are so fucked up it isn't even funny.
With all these big-titted skanks auditioning, I am agog to figure out who Obama's Marilyn will be. Our new CiC should consider carefully before selecting his showbiz mistress. The ghost of uberpresidentialslut JFK will haunt him if he chooses badly!
And.... that hat isn't real, right? Then again, this is Moo-riah. She would probably bedazzle her own skin with pictures of frolicking bunnies, unicorns and Hello Kitty if she could.
I wish all those VIP seats would have been given to veterans instead.
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