Things You Didn't Need To Know: Sanjaya Would Pose Naked
I know that's a picture of Sanjaya's sister, but if he were to pose nude, his picture would look a lot like this. But with more pubies on the face and a lot more Sanjayaness (aka fiiiiierceness) in the eyes. Now, you can go ahead and file this post under: "things you never wanted to know about Sanjaya but were told anyway."
On Howard Stern's (via MarksFriggin) show the other day, Sanjaya said he would gladly show off his peenjaya and his sangina but only in a "classy way." That means he wants to be laying on a bear skin rug with a single red rose between his nalgas. He went on to say, "“if it were a really classy…I wouldn’t do Playgirl…in the future, done right.” I'm thinking Sanjaya would like to pull a HoHan and recreate Marilyn Monroe's famous nude shoot. That's what he has in mind and he would Sanjaya the fuck out of that shit!
Sanjaya also denied that he likes a warm pair of skin nuts in his mouth every now and again. He told Howard that he loves the snatch and handed over his v-card when he was 16. He even has a girlfriend now and they do sexy times ALL the time. I bet that shit is pretty good for Sanjaya. His girlfriend's vagina lips laughing at his peen probably creates an extra vibration.
And now you might want to get a long skewer to poke out the images your brain will create after this next shit. Howard asked Sanjaya how big his peenjaya was. Howard is cute. He believes he actually has one of those! But seriously, Sanjaya said the last time he measured it was when he was 13. It was 6 inches then. That's your cue to put the skewer in!
Here's the future Playboy Playmate of 2010 leaving Good Morning America today looking like a wet El DeBarge on the bad shit.
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I'd rather she sang that song a cappella.
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La plus grosse vacherie que j’ai fait de ma vie!
That only means he has a sizable rod.
Whoa! Sanjaya's eyebrows sure are...resplendent.
@ the Aussies: my loverly boyfriend is Australian - from Brisbane. He calls my snatchical area "Tazi." heh
Definitely on my list of people I never want to see naked.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He looks creepy & unattractive, but I am thinking he is probably a really nice guy...He always seemed sweet on Idol...He just needs a serious make-over...
Submitted by joe shmoe & Suze
Are you talking about the Brekky Creek pub? *Sigh* Did some of my best work there.
==Yep. Great place huh. Bestest meat pies in the world. Here's a couple of pics to make y'all homesick on Australia Day.
Breakfast Creek Hotel (great old building)
http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/3848/p30100147co.jpg
Brekky Creek steak pie
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/carazypics/Dining_Out/Brekky%20C...
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:31pm.
Really? Do you get into bed much? (tee hee)
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Put it this way, Joe. I haven't LEFT our bed since the honeymoon! HAW!
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Oh my. *jellus convulsion*
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Ah yes. We give "working from home" a whore new meaning!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:31pm.
Really? Do you get into bed much? (tee hee)
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Put it this way, Joe. I haven't LEFT our bed since the honeymoon! HAW!
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Oh my. *jellus convulsion*
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"I am, I flatter myself, completely a citizen of the world"
Moving to open post now....
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
grapedrink, it was on CDAN.
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Oh they tell me
There's still time to save my soul
They tell me
-Tracy Chapman "Mountains O' Things"
What a coincidence...my gf is flying home to Camden today for a visit, and to escape the cold & snow.
@Clarisse: I'm curious as to what you want to know about Winterpeg.
OnT: Sanjaya should keep his peenjaja covered, thanks.
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Kiss my grits.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:31pm.
snowy.....REALLY?
oh fuck!
I posted yesterday about Caylee being found in a laundry bag, with duct tape and stickers on it.....
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What a minute...i gotta find out about this shit...gotta exit for a min to find out details...MK: we need open post stat!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:31pm.
Really? Do you get into bed much? (tee hee)
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Put it this way, Joe. I haven't LEFT our bed since the honeymoon! HAW!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:26pm.
Sanjayas 6 incher is bringing all the aussies out!
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Pffft! Americans don't get into bed for anything less than a 9 incher!
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Really? Do you get into bed much? (tee hee)
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"I am, I flatter myself, completely a citizen of the world"
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:26pm.
Sanjayas 6 incher is bringing all the aussies out!
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Pffft! Americans don't get into bed for anything less than a 9 incher!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Eeeee! I didn't read MK's story properly and thought that was Sanjaya with the gee-tar. I was thinking that it would be ok to see him naked. Oh BUGGA!!! Maybe I'm a lezzie!
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"I am, I flatter myself, completely a citizen of the world"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:25pm.
I'm pretty partial to it myself!
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"If you feel down and you put on a tiara or a
cute sparkly headband it like totally brightens
up your day" - Paris Hilton
Sanjayas 6 incher is bringing all the aussies out!
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Submitted by Buggerem on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:23pm.
Hi, fellow Aussies
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Hey buggerem. Ahhh love that word. BUGGA!!!!!
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"I am, I flatter myself, completely a citizen of the world"
We must never meet, and if we do - pretend non of our DList personas exist.
Deal?
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You'll not be faced with having to put out your hand for a shake while saying 'Hi, it's me, TITS'. So deal.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:20pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:11pm
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Hi Sandbitch..yep parents are in Bray Park but I grew up in Sydney. As soon as I saw "Suze", I knew she had to be an Aussie. Hey Suze!!
Sawwy off topic police.
==Hey yeah? Sandbitch is also a "Suze" LOL.
Could be worse, Noeline, Marleen, Sharleen
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Lots of Marleens and Sharleens (Charlenes) here in Canada, but Noeline is definitely Ozzian. When I think of a "Noeline"' I see a heavy smoker with a dyed blonde beehive, heavy black eyeshadow and a filthy mouth. No offense to any Noelines reading. ahem.
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"I am, I flatter myself, completely a citizen of the world"
Hi, fellow Aussies!
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"If you feel down and you put on a tiara or a
cute sparkly headband it like totally brightens
up your day" - Paris Hilton
Suze - I'll keep my eyes peeled for big black dogs and whisper to each of them under my breath 'morbid? morbid, who's the good boy, who's the good boy'.
:D
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:11pm
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Hi Sandbitch..yep parents are in Bray Park but I grew up in Sydney. As soon as I saw "Suze", I knew she had to be an Aussie. Hey Suze!!
Sawwy off topic police.
==Hey yeah? Sandbitch is also a "Suze" LOL.
Could be worse, Noeline, Marleen, Sharleen.
Submitted by suze on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:11pm.
Not yet, but I'll keep an eye out.
Breakky Creek is awesome - been maggot there too many times to remember
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Are you talking about the Brekky Creek pub? *Sigh* Did some of my best work there.
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"I am, I flatter myself, completely a citizen of the world"
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:16pm.
NICE! LOL
Are you SURE you're Canadian???
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:15pm.
So confusing - Brisbane has a Fairfield as well!
Okay, now I feel compelled to behave myself somewhat as some of the anonimity has eroded.
We must never meet, and if we do - pretend non of our DList personas exist.
Deal?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:14pm.
LOL, I can tell you are so proud of yourself!
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Well, instead of anal warts, I could have said Paris Hilton. Same dang thing! Care for a Thin Mint? I can let you have one for $10.00!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
this looks like child porn
very disturbing
www.thatshideous.com
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:11pm.
Not yet, but I'll keep an eye out.
Breakky Creek is awesome - been maggot there too many times to remember.
Have a Crownie for me on Monday, won't ya?
I'm cranking the heat here (it's 1 fuckin' degree) making pies and lamingtons for Oz Day.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:13pm.
On T: Why is there a nekkid Pakistani on that bed?
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better than a dead pakistani on the couch!
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Suze!!
Waves from fairfield!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:11pm
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Hi Sandbitch..yep parents are in Bray Park but I grew up in Sydney. As soon as I saw "Suze", I knew she had to be an Aussie. Hey Suze!!
Sawwy off topic police.
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"I am, I flatter myself, completely a citizen of the world"
ubmitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:08pm.
I need to discuss anal warts!
Okay not true, but PLEASE OPEN THREAD!
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Does anyone have a Bounty Towel so I can wipe the peenjaya I just spit on the screen?
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You're welcome! LOL!
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LOL, I can tell you are so proud of yourself!
On T: Why is there a nekkid Pakistani on that bed?
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:08pm.
I need to discuss anal warts!
Okay not true, but PLEASE OPEN THREAD!
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Does anyone have a Bounty Towel so I can wipe the peenjaya I just spit on the screen?
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You're welcome! LOL!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
(x_X) :wimper: ...my eyes
Suze, have you met Joe Schmoe? Bitch comes from Bray Park.
Hey Joe, Bitch Suze (in Canada) is an ex Briz Vegas ho as well!
Sorry. Off T.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:08pm.
I need to discuss anal warts!
Okay not true, but PLEASE OPEN THREAD!
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Does anyone have a Bounty Towel so I can wipe the peenjaya I just spit on the screen?
I need to discuss anal warts!
Okay not true, but PLEASE OPEN THREAD!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Submitted by suze on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:48pm.
No - BC Canada.
I *used* to live in Brisbane Queensland Australia - then met a Canadian & rearranged my life for love.
Speaking of - it's Australia Day on Monday - let's all get wasted!
==Fersure! I'm heading to the Breakfast Creek Hotel on Australia Day. Steak pie, chips and a XXXX. :)
I need an open thread!!! I need to discuss Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada!!!
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
Who is that unattractive boy and why would we pay to see him naked?
Anyone?
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Snowpiece and Dementa
He also had a craptastic CD come out 1/20/2009
called Dancing to the Music In My Head.....you can pick it up on Amazon for 3.96 or not.
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:48pm.
No - BC Canada. You live in Brissy, Sandbitch??
I *used* to live in Brisbane Queensland Australia - then met a Canadian & rearranged my life for love.
9 years later - I've no regrets, but having friends and family so far away is a bit rough sometimes. The weather could be a bit warmer too - I miss the warm ocean.
Speaking of - it's Australia Day on Monday - let's all get wasted!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by suze on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:19pm.
Victoria BC, Baby.
Lived here for 9 years since moving from Australia.
===Victoria is the capital of Queensland, ain't it?
*waves* to ex hommie
Sandbitchy in Brisbane, WANTS to be in Canada. I think I chose the wrong colony. Can I get my ten quid back?
dementa: he was on American Idol, not last year, the year before! and he was a joke, and he's still some sort of celeb.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Who is this guy again?
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:26pm.
Hey! I put this up for RecessVillain but here's Sanjaya! So cool. He's the happiest Chola I ever made. But...is he pulling a Clay (I wanna call him Clayra now) on us?
I had to change my picture back after I saw yours.
You took Sanjaya to the NEXT level. BRAVO!
*golfclap*
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
LMAO @ the word 'peenjaya'
That sounds like some buttuh ya put on toast. apple buttuh, peach buttuh, peenjaya buttuh..
Can I have a peenjaya sammich please.