Friday, January 23rd 2009
R.I.P. Veatrice From Jimmy Kimmel Live
The times that I did catch Jimmy Kimmel on TV, the one on that show that made me laugh the most was Veatrice Rice, one of the security guards. I can appreciate a woman with a filthy mouth that not even a Mr. Clean eraser can wash out.
Veatrice went off to heaven on Wednesday after battling cancer. Last night, Jimmy played the tribute video above for her. It gave me the sads, but then Veatrice said "cheese penis" and I got happy thinking of her cursing out the angels up there.
Rest in peace, Veatrice....
VIA ONTD
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I was shocked to read of Veatrice's death. She was so funny. She will be missed. I find the thought of resting in peace terribly boring, so may she kick it up it the afterlife.
I never watched Kimmel, so I didn't know her..but those clips were funny
My friends and I just watched this clip a hundred times and more specifically "cheese penis" AND THEN we read what you wrote and died over your comment on that cheesy penis.
Black Madonna.
She reminds me of my aunt who gets drunk and acts inappropriately during family events.
This is so sad.
R.I.P. :(
RIP Veatrice
i didn't know of veatrice because i would never admit to watchung kimmel, but she was funny...r.i.p....:(
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club ***wealthymeetup. c om*** for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Okay, magic eraser does erase, and works wonders, but is highly toxic. Use gloves puhleeeeease. Thank you, and good night.
RIP Veatrice. Love you. So nice how Kimmel was all choked up. "Cheese penis." "Can I go back to being black now?" Highliarious. So glad she got to see the Obama happen!
I've never seen his show, but based on that tribute she was a hot ticket.
The highlights: "Well it ain't mean cheese penis''.
-"Fuck you, old man."
-"You betcha...can I go back to being black now?"
It's sad. She wasn't that old. :(
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Sadness.... :*(
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Let me dirty up your mind.
There goes my dream of having a four way with Veatrice, Uncle Frank and that sexy beast Guillermo. *sigh*
In all seriousness, rest in peace funny lady! <3!
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Here's to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
she was so funny and just seemed real, I loved watching her on Jimmy Kimmel.
I just met her the week before Thanksgiving at the Jimmy Kimmel Live Show. She was Awesome. I can't believe it! She will be Missed!
I love a witty older woman with a foul mouth. The tribute brought a tear to my eye. 60 is just too soon to die. Rest in peace, Veatrice. You left your mark!
That was awesome. R.I.P. Veatrice. There aren't enough truly funny people in this world.
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God Bless you Veatrice. R.I.P
Oh my GOD that is ME in 30 years (I hope!) God bless this hilarious woman! She acts the way I do now in front of my students when they act like clowns...I'll be fired soon, I bet. XD
RIP Veatrice. What a hot slut.
That shit made me tear up.
RIP Veatrice.
R.I.P Veatrice
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I am so glad she made you laugh, I knew her and I am very sad that she is gone. She will be missed. Thanks again for having her on your site.
So what happens if you put Magic Eraser on your Sham Wow?
Does it become an Eraser Sham or a Magic Wow?
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Wait, so the magic eraser will get rid of the black shit around my burners?! I've been battling that shit for months.
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
The blonde looks like the girl who wasn't loved by her mum from yesterday's post.
RIP Veatrice, she was a good sport and was the best support character on the show.
On the other hand, don't be fooled by the above clip, yes it does provide a few of Veatrices most awesome moments, and there is nothing wrong there, BUT don't think Jimmy's show is that constant of being funny or entertaining, it's really quite the opposite.
Jimmy Kimmel, he just lucked out on the late night host lottery.
rest in peace funny lady - you will be missed
R.I.P. lady
zomay - I concur!!!
I hope she's an avenging angel, coming down every now and then to slap the shit out of, whew this is gonna be a long list, sanjaya and his sister, wonky mcvaltrex, jlo & skeletor, twit & twat, sarah palin for strangling a moose with her bare hands, courtney love, shia ladouche, brit brit's vagina, heather mills, miley cyrus and the ppl who made her, lily allen, god I'm running out of room ...
...I agree...I think we need to vote her posthumously as HOT SLUT....Spagehtti Cat would want that.
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...oooohhhhh Not Veatrice!!??! Angels must be ripping off their wings.....*j/k*
R.I.P. Veatrice..
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She should definitely be a dearly departed hot slut.
How come I never heard of her until after she died? This woman was pure TALENT!
RIP Veatrice
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:40pm.
I really want MK to remove the ugly tights on the side. They can be really distracting at times.
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try using Magic Eraser...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
How was this woman never a Hot Slut?
Very sad...R.I.P.
Note to self: Pick up Magic Eraser on the way home.
M.E., you know what's funny. If you would of told me 5 years ago that I would be talking about crayon marks on the walls and the magic eraser, I would of said you were crazy. It is fucking amazing how life changes. I've become the woman I swore would never happend. Life is a trip.
xoxoxoxo
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May she rest in peace. :(
Zomay - Jebus, we are walking and talking advertisments for Magic Erase! LMAO!
Oooh, burnt on grease on your stove top? It gets that too! You know that black hard crap that nothing seems to get rid of, not even oven cleaner, Magic Erase gets it.
That woman is a Dlisted saint for calling Spencer a cheese peen.
RIP
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:44pm.
Sugaroo - Yes.
Mmmmm, spit pea soup.
I think I'll make that this weedend.
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Well shit, M.E., there's about three cups worth on the walls of my microwave! It's yours if you want it! Damn kids.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Stoves and microwaves too! you know when you cook and some water boils over and you get that brown stuff near the gas burner. That too.
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zomay - WORD!! Oh, the walls!!!!! Takes crayon RIGHT OUT!
Sugaroo - Yes.
Mmmmm, spit pea soup.
I think I'll make that this weedend.
Magic Erasers are really MAGIC!
The yeven make a mop head for wood/laminate floors that is a dream!
So Sad. I loved her filthy mouth and sass.
By the way, I bought one of those magic erasers years ago and it was AHMAZING! I forgot about that, I think I'll pick one up today and make this shithole sparkle this weekend.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:24pm.
Mr. Clean Magic Erasers are the fucking BOMB!!!!
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Will it work on split pea soup exploded in the microwave? God, my son is such a slob!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Wait a second - someone said "fridge" right?
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