Open Post: Hosted By Gayken And His Piece
Look! Miss Bliss gained some chunk, got a dyke haircut and fell in love with Screech! I knew those two had love in their eyes for each other. I'm not going to lie. I thought it that was Dustin Diamond (with Jakey Poo's droopy eyes) for a quick second. And then I felt faint picturing Gayken getting a Dirty Sanchez from Screech. Some shit (literally) you just don't want to imagine. Anycaca, Gayken and his Screech-looking man are here to host this open post for you. Whatever you do, don't lick his finger. Leave that to the Claymates.
But I will lick his finger as punishment for forgetting Dlisted's birthday today. I am the worst mother ever. The Shiba Inu 6 can drag my "Mother of the Year" plaque away, because I am just fucking terrible. One of my friends is the one to tell me today is Dlisted's 4th birthday. Yes, the mess started 4 years ago. Oh how times flies when you're being cunty.
Let's all raise a glass of Andre and wish Dlisted a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thanks for bringing all us cold-hearted whores with no morals together!
(Thanks to Ash for the Gayken pics)
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Thanks for the link Angel. MK is hot!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 9:50am.
Hello McFly! *knocking on your noggin* This is the Open Thread from Friday. *ducking coffee mug thrown at head*
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@SkyBitch:
O! Yeah, really...I wonder...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
***Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 10:26am.
Waddyamean?
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I mean Brad Walsh's...
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 10:22am.
I wonder what his screename is...
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Waddyamean?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
***Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 10:12am.
MK pics!
http://www.bradwalsh.com/***
Cool, angel :)
I wonder what his screename is...
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
MK pics!
http://www.bradwalsh.com/
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:55pm.
i may have missed this, but has there been any mention of the blackmail
scheme in regards to the travolta's? or is that off-limits?
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I was reading that they called in a private doc for the autopsy - which, apparently, is a no-no.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 9:46am.
reading that makes you want to say no to crack
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For reals.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Oy Vey!! Am I the only one who came in last night and missed this thread completely?! My apologies to the Prince Ginge thread. *flails*
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
reading that makes you want to say no to crack
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dear Lord, please help me not to slap a bitch today, but if I must slap a bitch today, please keep my pimp hand strong. Thank you.
Submitted by .com on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 2:57am.
uuuuummmm... o.k..... good luck with that
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Mouse! Mouse! Squeak! Eek!
This is where I take Mouse's house down.
This is where I make Mouse look like a clown.
This is where Mouse becomes nothing but a name
This is where The Mousers should hang their head ins shame.
Mouse pie.
Mouse wet.
Moust dry.
Mouse pet.
Mouse lame.
Mouse same.
Mouse dead.
Mouse head.
I am dedicated to saying MOUSE as much as I fucking want to and any nay sayers or worry warts can kiss my fucking ass because sometimes the only way of ridding yourself of bullshit is to put it on the table.
Tic Tac I want my bishop back.
Too late baby, yeah it's too late.
Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:55pm.
Thanx. I have two, 1 shorthaired (pictured, wasabi) 1 long (Clawdia).
plus 6 other cats and a dog!
Happy Belated 4th Anniversary Dlisted (MK)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0LBynlA4rM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mh1TFbYoCI
Mrs. Kravitz (great name BTW), upon further research, i guess it's about a photo taken of Jett in the ambulance. I guess at first i was thinking it was
a photo of john with a dude. If it's a Jett picture, then that's pretty gross.
I guess now they are calling it extortion but a few days ago travolta's lawyer called it blackmail. there was suppose to be some "incriminating info"
http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20090124/b80616/
Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:55pm.
WHAT BLACKMAIL SCHEME!?!?!?!
Do tell.
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I believe deep down in my haw-ert that it’s just fine.
But you do what your haw-ert tells you to do.
i may have missed this, but has there been any mention of the blackmail
scheme in regards to the travolta's? or is that off-limits?
devilgirl, i like your torti cat, i have one, but not quite so torti.
Shoot, over 700 comments! What did I miss? Too lazy to look.
MK get up dear, it's time to move on from Princess of Lucite!
Night vany!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 5:36am
Oh, I am going to quote you to her, she is into indenpendence, . I do not live there so I cannot comment, I joke with her and it drives her crazy, damn I am waiting for her to move back to AU I can visit, I would love to visit your country. But all kidding aside, I understand everything about "colony", I was born in Puerto Rico which is a colony of the United states, at least you guys have your own money, except for the 5 note it is all money revering your people, or so I understand, and I could be wrong. In Pr we use American dollars and are subject to all their rules, the australians have a more independent government thus it may not be a republic per se. Not many colonies left... don't sell yourselves short.
Ok, very drunk and if I do not make any sense, I apologize. It is almost 6 am here so I got to get some sleep. My ex-boy (with benefits) and I, who I broke up with last week, are slated to meet at 11 this morning to discuss why we broke up, I am thinking I won't be able to accurately inform him that he is a selfish mofo who took me for granted if I don't get at least 4, ahem now 3.5 hours of sleep. Good night my two cents.Talk to you tomorrow. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
look below and have mercy on me.
Ups guilty of a quadruple mistake!
Triple drunk post.____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 5:20am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:58am.
Don't even get me started on the Young Ones.... I loved that show, actually that show played on MTV here in the 80's, when MTV was good. Funny you mention you_ is a colony, (just kidding) but one of my greatest friends who I met while I was in the Uk on the Cambridge exchange program lives in Brisbane (now she is a Nanny in Austria), and we joke all the time about whether it is a colony. Ok, now, I lie, I joke with her cause I tell her that cause the money still got the queen you are still under the queen and she hates me for it. I know it is just the 5 note and I know you are not under the queen but it drives her crazy. (disclaimer, I was joking with a friend) Then she mentioned how we had Bush. I could not disagree on how that was worse than any queen colony past. I hope now that will change (your perception of the US).
Ok this sounds a bit too serious for my drunkl ass and I did not mean any disrespect. Where in Au do you live?
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Ohh its no joke. Until we want to be a republic, we are under the 'colony' banner. But I don't seriously see that as a bad thing. I look at our history with Britain. How Britain stood up for peace and democracy when Hitler threatened the entire European continent. I think the royal family have held a significant postion as a figurehead. They were fucking unbelieveable in the face of war. The Queen mother (as we know her toaday) and her family stayed in Britain even though it was being bombed, and many stayed to fight the war because of her actions, because she chose to stay.
One day we may be a republic, but I seriously think this may be an arrogant move on Aus's part. There is still much to be gained from aligning with the UK. Rant over.
I am in the state of Victoria. Melbourne to be exact.
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_Good nite TV and all, for someone that was going to bed 3 hours ago and then was brought back in by fuckery, it appears I am the last one here, my puter had to be rebooted. Well, good nite to all. Will hopefully see you all tommorrow or soon.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:58am.
Don't even get me started on the Young Ones.... I loved that show, actually that show played on MTV here in the 80's, when MTV was good. Funny you mention you_ is a colony, (just kidding) but one of my greatest friends who I met while I was in the Uk on the Cambridge exchange program lives in Brisbane (now she is a Nanny in Austria), and we joke all the time about whether it is a colony. Ok, now, I lie, I joke with her cause I tell her that cause the money still got the queen you are still under the queen and she hates me for it. I know it is just the 5 note and I know you are not under the queen but it drives her crazy. (disclaimer, I was joking with a friend) Then she mentioned how we had Bush. I could not disagree on how that was worse than any queen colony past. I hope now that will change (your perception of the US).
Ok this sounds a bit too serious for my drunkl ass and I did not mean any disrespect. Where in Au do you live? ___________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 5:10am.
always fun with you, many kisses back!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 5:05am.
Night TV!!! Tonight was fun! *kisses kisses and more kisses*
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 5:01am.
umm, what? kidding, it was my limited perception that threw me off, I forgot to close the other eye. On that note, I hope to talk to all of you ladies tomorrow, If I watch Foo Fighters one more time, I have to send Dave a royalty check.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:57am.
*peeks in*... sshhh, Vany! i loves ya!... i loves all of ya!.. just in a mood tonight, don't mind me... 'night, all! *toasts White Russian
ESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My "drunkl" ass was missing you since it has been a while. *raising her 1st, ahem, 3d rum and orange drink* Nice to see ya.____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:57am.
*peeks in*... sshhh, Vany! i loves ya!... i loves all of ya!.. just in a mood tonight, don't mind me... 'night, all! *toasts White Russian*
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ESE!!!!
Thanks for coming back! I wished you'd stay.
*kisses kisses kisses*
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:56am
Nop he is a beagle, 11 years old, and I must have a major drinking problem cause i have been drinking since about 10 and when I came here I was done drinking and after 3 (well two cause I spilled one) glasses of Dq and Tangerine Diet Rite I should not been able to type.... Ok I barely can type.... but I will take some tequila.....____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:57am.
thanks for coming back before she got all lawyerly on your ass!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:53am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:38am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:43am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:38am.
Tell me that Metal Mouse had a soundtrack by Dio or Iron Maiden!
*** My two cents, are you British? Damn I remember Metal Mouse from when I went to Cambridge U -- Downing college, I did not watch that much Tv while I was there on account of the the men, and pubs and bars. Good times, but I remember Metal Mouse, my fav superheros from the Uk, and i mean no offense, are still the Young Ones. LOL
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Yay someone else who know what the fuck I'm taking about with the Metal Mickey!! Am I crazy or was that show awesome? I is Aussie but we get a lot of Brit shows here (cos we is a colony or sumfing). And The Young Ones? FUCK ME. I was obsessed for a while with Neil the hippy!! That was some funnay assed show. I really need to see those shows again.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
*peeks in*... sshhh, Vany! i loves ya!... i loves all of ya!.. just in a mood tonight, don't mind me... 'night, all! *toasts White Russian*
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:53am.
Aquaman and Holy Diver is a better connection than I can make at this point. We may have to swap that rum for tequila. Is your dog a Chihuahua by any chance?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:43am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:38am.
Tell me that Metal Mouse had a soundtrack by Dio or Iron Maiden!
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Lol! No such luck... It was pretty geeky (thanks vany) but it was funny! As I remember it. Hang on a minute... I could be wrong. *room spinning* Does it really matter?
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:38am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:43am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:38am.
Tell me that Metal Mouse had a soundtrack by Dio or Iron Maiden!
*** My two cents, are you British? Damn I remember Metal Mouse from when I went to Cambridge U -- Downing college, I did not watch that much Tv while I was there on account of the the men, and pubs and bars. Good times, but I remember Metal Mouse, my fav superheros from the Uk, and i mean no offense, are still the Young Ones. LOL
@ Tv if Ronny James Dio or Iron Maiden ever sold their songs to a show, I would instantly die from dissapointment. Then again Holy Diver and Aquaman could have worked, ok, maybe not.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:48am.
I can't blame him or argue with his gentlemanly good looks. All I can do is mention that he got that hat at a flea market. Just sayin'
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Night vany Mc vanerson!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:44am.
we all do, and we also miss when you could post here without any bullshit. And we miss the posters who don't post out of the fear of encountering the bullshit. Way too many of them.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:37am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:33am.
I made like, 2 comments! That's it! We're taking it outside!
I agree on ESE's timing, he's the only person who has less tolerance for the bullshit than me, but his vodka has milk.
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Grrrrr. I love it when you get all demanding and shit!! Choo wanna take it outside? I'll meet you up against the wall. gggrrrrr....
ESE should have had more faith in US. But I can't blame him... or stop looking at his gentlemanly good looks, but that's not important right now. I hope he's enjoying his white Russian right now.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:33am.
to you and Tv, yep paranoid and geeky party of one... yep, I roger that. Not my fault. I do miss those mofos.
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:35am.
Steve from 90210 was and is a super hero cause he had the power to make people think he could act.
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Has he ever made HSOTD!? Srsly.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:38am.
Tell me that Metal Mouse had a soundtrack by Dio or Iron Maiden!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:35am.
nite, vany, I'll be in touch with you tomorrow. Bwahahaha...wait, that's not a bad thing.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:24am.
Stretch Armstrong? The Greatest American Hero? Steve from 90210?
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LOL @ Steve from 90210!! It was The Greatest American Hero but I can't remember why I wanted to know! I can't even remember why I liked that show, but I did. Never missed an episode. That and Might Mouse. OMG you probably didn't get it in the States but there was a British show called Metal Mickey what was fucking awesome. I haven't thought of that for yonks.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / ussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:33am.
I made like, 2 comments! That's it! We're taking it outside!
I agree on ESE's timing, he's the only person who has less tolerance for the bullshit than me, but his vodka has milk.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.