Page Six Magazine Won't Let Jeremy Piven Be Great!!!
Jeremy Piven is the Kanye West of cable TV, but less cappy and filled with many more gallons of douchewater. Jeremy did a photo shoot with Page Six Magazine back in September to promote the Broadway play he later quit because he had rotten fish in his system or some shit.
The Piv was such a mega asstard during the shoot that Page Six Magazine has an article in this week's issued called: "Is Jeremy Piven the biggest jerk in showbiz?” The answer is brought to you by the letters: Y-E-S.
They say that at the shoot, The Piv was asked to pose for just a normal headshot. He answered, “This isn’t my first time on the merry-go-round. You want mediocre? I can give you mediocre.” Yeah, Jeremy, I've seen a couple of episodes of Cupid.
After about an hour of The Piv not giving it his all, he ducked under the camera, let out a "gutteral moan," ripped the sleeves off an Armani shirt and gave us the picture above. The GREATNESS inside his soul was finally able to pour out. Too bad all the shit he's got in there didn't come pouring out too.
The gutteral moan probably came from the jumbo stick of Mercury that's shoved up his colon. And he totally looks like he's suffering from the hard shits in that picture. Push that stick out so the caca river can flow, Piv.
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he totally reminds me of one of those people that reeks of B.O, liquor from the night before and a dirty ashtray...hes a total ass
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What has he got on his head? Spaghetti Cat's furballs?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 8:16pm.
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Either that, or stop sucking on thermometers.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 8:10pm.
I made a moderate effort to look into this earlier, since I eat a crapload of fish (not your diet, I know--you faux Newfie). Like many issues, there's arguments on both sides and all over. I think if you stay away from the predators at the top of the fishy food chain--shark, tuna, swordfish--you're quite safe. Albacore is supposedly bad (the top-grade canned tuna). But salmon, pollock, etc. are 'possedly fine.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 8:05pm.
Piven and Sushigate (a skeptical, biased retort)...
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I think the whole thing is crap. Yes, maybe it exists, and if it was any number of other people that it happened to, maybe.
Just the other day, I didn't want to get out of my own way. I cried, 'Hangnail!" and got a doctor's note.
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Piven and Sushigate (a skeptical, biased retort):
http://www.consumerfreedom.com/news_detail.cfm/headline/3808
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I actually like him and I like this picture , I've liked him since he was on the ellen show years ago ..now hiss and boo away
He might be a douche, but he was right about hijacking the direction of the photo shoot. It's a great shot.
Submitted by je-e on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 9:26pm.
I shall check it out. Life would suck for me without my fishies. I used to catch and eat a lot of big tuna from 100-250 lbs, but that ended around 2000. Now it's just canned and sushi tuna.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 8:35pm.
you know i can only guess as to whether some people are more susceptible than others - canned tuna has one of the highest levels of mercury - a good rule of thumb is that the bigger the fish the higher the level of toxicity, also farm raised fish are more toxic than so-called 'wild'varieties. im also guessing that since alot of the symptoms are not uncommon for other conditions, people are rarely tested for mercury and are misdiagnosed - just a guess
It kind of sucks that more magazines don't have cover stories where they call out the completely assy behavior of the cover subject. Then again, it'd probably average out to 2 covers a year where the subject acted like a decent human being.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by je-e on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:12pm.
it was a gradual build-up mostly attributed to canned tuna and salmon.
Thanks (dint see your reply till now). I eat that much fish each week. *drooling* As you said, Piven's suspect claim means real sufferers get short shrift. Are some peeps more susceptible?
I come back to my original point: I used to live in Japan and Korea and those effers eat tons of fish daily (not so much canned and much less salmon than in the west, but many oily fishes). My guess would be they'd show poisoning, too.
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Mercury toxicity is real
www.noamalgam.com
www.toxicteeth.org
check out frequent dose chelation group on Yahoo.
Lots of poor souls suffering through this mess.
Someone should remind him every once in awhile that he was the dude in PCU. Bring the ego down a notch.
LOL! I often give out a gutteral moan before tearing off the sleeves of my Old Navy clearance shirts during meetings in my office, so I can empathize with The Hairpiece Kid.
Whenever I look at him, I always think of him as a middle-aged wacky college student in PCU. Thank god for Spade. He's the only funny part of that awful mess.
The most annoying thing about The Piv is that he's a fairly decent actor, he's cokelines better than Keanu Reeves or anybody else I can think of right now. He's good as Ari and he's a pretty funny comedic actor in general.
STFU!!!
It never ceases to amaze me how difficult people like this get awarded roles over and over again, while other more talented struggling can't make enough to even *buy* Page Six Magazine.
May Piven's next role be a waiter--in a sushi bar. I just hope he doesn't shed what little hair he has left in my miso.
I love photography. And fashion. And the people every hate. This pictures is awesome. People hate him so much because he basically has enough money to do whatever he wants; and he does, what ever he wants. If he was a poor bloke no one knew the few people who would encounter him wouldn't spend as much time and energy discussing him. What does that say about you?
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huh? what? Show me what you got! Rub it against my thigh!!!
every since i read the rumors of cusack hooking up with hilary duff during a movie shoot, i started losing all sorts of love for the man - now he looks just as skeevy to me as the piv but just more of the "lets talk about the meaning of Kafka's book metamorphesis AND THEN LETS MAKE LOVE" type, while the piv is more of the "lets do a couple of lines of snow off the toilet seat AND THEN LETS FUCK" type.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:26pm.
And don't forget: Jeremy Piven had a role on "Seinfeld". He was playing the actor who was playing George Costanza for Jerry and George's sitcom.
He was kinda fattish and balding, just like George. He's had a makeover or something, since.
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I just saw that episode not too long ago, he was hilarious!
I have met him, and the man is a HUGE ASSHOLE! He has a habit of asking girls out, then after horribly awkward dates, if you are lucky enough to get a date, he will insist that you sleep with him, if not, then he threatens to "ruin your career and he spent so much money on you blah, blah, blah" He has done this to more than one woman I know, and then the topper is he will call back a couple of hours later apologize and try to get you to go out with him again. He will go up to extras and ask them for their numbers, he is all about getting women's number.
I met him at the Cupid rap party in Chicago, he asked for my number, I didn't give it to him. He is also quite short, and BALD!!! That is a wig!
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chowgirl-I heard that Cusak won't have much of anything to do with Piven because he is so insufferable. I agree--speak no ill of Johnny C.
Hey! I loved cupid. Fucking ABC. I never watched hat channel again after they cancelled that show. Never.
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I loved Jeremy Piven on Carol Burnett's show in the late 80s or 90s. He was very good in that comedic sketch format and he was very good with Carol Burnett. I think I remember a skit where he played her son and they were a family of compulsive liars...
He is also pretty good on the new show Wonderland. Don't know if he was only guesting on it, but I like his acting.
The Piv has eaten sushi/sashimi every damn day for the last 5-10 years...or so I've heard. I'd do that in a heartbeat but I don't have the $$$ that this douchebag does, nor am I interested in having that much mercury in my diet. Oh and it can be avoided as long as you don't eat tuna and some other fish. Forget which ones, but I'm sure you can find out on the 'net!
STFU!!!
I thought he was a douche, then I saw this...
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/jeremy_pive...
still think he's a douche, but with some brownie points.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
And don't forget: Jeremy Piven had a role on "Seinfeld". He was playing the actor who was playing George Costanza for Jerry and George's sitcom.
He was kinda fattish and balding, just like George. He's had a makeover or something, since.
He went to Thailand to get his mercury poisoning "treated". Heh heh heh. Because New York and LA don't have the best medical care in the world. And Thailand does. I bet they sucked ALL the mercury out of his penis.
it was a gradual build-up mostly attributed to canned tuna and salmon - i grew up cooking for myself (my mom is awesome but serioulsy couldnt even boil water for pasta) and i would make tuna sandwiches and tuna salads galore - same all through college and then when i started working every lunchtime i would go downstairs to the deli and order a tuna salad - i would say that over the last 10 years i consumed three to four cans of tuna a week - i just realize what a tuna fanatic i sound but it really it something that you dont even think about until you some doctor tells you....it totally sucks now cause some of my friends keep refering to me having "THE PIV'" which totally sounds like an incurable and debilitating veneral disease (its not....i mean not really....)
Submitted by je-e on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:48pm.
What are you wearing?
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He's an asshole because he can be, for now. The jobs will eventually dry up and then he'll just be a bitter old man.
Submitted by je-e on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:48pm.
Inneresting.... What species and how often did you eat fish? I know oily, cold-water fish like mackerel, herring, and bluefish are supposed to hold the mercury better.
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Submitted by je-e on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
well then sugaroo, despite my novice status, let me be the first to offer a sorely belated welcome:)
ass monkey?? why does that conjure up an image of kim kardashian?
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Thank you! Ass-monkey is something I saw in the forum.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Bald guys really just need to stop with the fake hair and plugs business. I think a bald guy that embraces the baldness and goes with it is ten times sexier than some dude in a rug.
well then sugaroo, despite my novice status, let me be the first to offer a sorely belated welcome:)
ass monkey?? why does that conjure up an image of kim kardashian?
I never got a welcome when I first got here. All I got was a stupid t-shirt and some ass-monkey threw feces at me! :-(
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
thanks for the welcome:)
ubmitted by je-e on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:48pm.
Welcome to posting! : )
okay i have never posted a message here or on any site actually but ive been a faithful reader of d-listed for years - my motivation to join in the discussion is mainly based on the fact that, though the Piv appears to be and probably is a total douche, mercury poisoning is a totally legitimate condition. i was diagnosed two months ago and ive been on a detox program ever since - and no i didnt get it by sucking on thermometers in my spare time - it was from eating too much fish!! i know it sounds crazy but it can happen ...just sayin...
Worst. Hairpiece. Ever.
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I loved him in that Will and Grace episode years ago.....he played an ex of Grace's that tries to get her to do a threesome. She should have went for it.
Submitted by Gry on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:58pm.
he's just playing a thinly-veiled cover-up of himself on "Entourage." It's the same as lauding Kit Cattrall for playing a rode-hard tramp with Mae West pretensions.
Nice!
I have never heard anything nice about this guy...usually you hear one or two nice things even about the douchiest celebs
I would totally do him...he is mega hot.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The only way he ever got parts was by sucking off John Cusask so he could ride his coattails. It's clear that he's just playing a thinly-veiled cover-up of himself on "Entourage." It's the same as lauding Kit Cattrall for playing a rode-hard tramp with Mae West pretensions.
The problem with being a jerk in Hollywood is, if you can still get work, you're always typecast as a jerk.
There is no way the mercury-poisoning story is true. If it were, all of Japan would be home sick.
Submitted by lelu on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 3:14pm.
I hear Cusack is the same way. Intolerable
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I refuse to believe that about John Cusack.....RE-FUCKING-FUSE I tell ya.
I would hit it one time. There is something about him that's incredibly hot to me.
Just one time though cause I'd probably hate him.
Just to play devil's advocate, what if the mercury poisoning thing was real? That would suck so bad to go through something like that and have no one believe you.
I love Mamet's comment that Piven left the show "to persue a career as a thermometer."