Friday, January 23rd 2009
Here Comes Sienna....
Sienna Miller's vagina of destruction is about to wreak havoc on Manhattan! Playbill has confirmed that my favorite happy homewrecker will make her Broadway debut in Miss Julie this fall. That shit is about fucking in old timey England or something like that. Just expect a lot of nipple slips from Sienna and maybe she'll throw in a crotch slip to really guarantee a Tony nomination.
There's no point in the wives of NYC twisting their husband's dicks like a pretzel and putting a padlock on it. Nope. Sienna Miller's Cloverpussy can bust through chains. Bitch has got the MacGyver of coochies. She can pick a lock with her clit and untie a knot with her labia lips. Skills.
I can't wait for the sluttery that Sienna will bring to NYC.
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Oh christ. Strindberg is rolling in his grave. With a boner. But rolling nonetheless.
"There's no point in the wives of NYC twisting their husband's dicks like a pretzel and putting a padlock on it. Nope. Sienna Miller's Cloverpussy can bust through chains. Bitch has got the MacGyver of coochies. She can pick a lock with her clit and untie a knot with her labia lips. Skills."
LMFAO!!! Oh MK, if only you were into labia lips..........!!!!
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what an annoying slag she is....
Submitted by imperfectsubjunctive on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 11:53pm.
Just to clarify -- according to the NY TImes... she's not starring in Strindberg's Miss Julie... but Patrick Marber's play After Miss Julie...
NY Times: "The play, to be directed by Mark Brokaw, transposes August Strindberg’s 1888 class drama “Miss Julie” to a British countryhouse in 1945; Ms. Miller is to play the title character, a young aristocrat served by a male valet and a female cook."
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La plus grosse vacherie que j’ai fait de ma vie!
brad and angie r not breakin up anytime soon, he looks at her and she gets pregnant, thats love, im no brangeloonie, it actually makes me throw up a lil in my mouth but they r still in love
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
ive seen her shes a pretty good actress, she doesnt make u wanna kill urself like that alba bitch
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
a half gram of coke and a lil bit of vodka and the stories will write themselves, remember when we used to b able to count on madge for drama, o sienna
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by suze on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:35pm.
Q: Why are Sienna's legs splayed open like that?
A: Keeps the flys away from her watermelon.
SLUT
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Maybe she CAN'T keep her thighs together. Remember how old grannies used to say if you crossed your eyes they would stay that way?
She just ruined watermelon for me.
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I' not one to deny that she isn't a slut or say she's a good actress (she isn't, she plays the same role everytime), however I will say that she is very pretty (crap dress sense though) and I can see why men would fall for her [looks alone].
Just to clarify -- according to the NY TImes... she's not starring in Strindberg's Miss Julie... but Patrick Marber's play After Miss Julie...
She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, Have u guys heard that she ever before appeared on the wealthy dating club ***MyMi xedbook. c om*** for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.
That's the least boring I've ever seen her look.
And she's still dressed like a fucking moron.
This ice cream is stringy.
she sings?!
she apparently can do everything
except star in a good movie
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Submitted by Annabanana on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 7:58pm.
So the stable-boy is married?
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La plus grosse vacherie que j’ai fait de ma vie!
Ok, seriously, why is she hot? Evidently her cooch ain't that good if she can't keep a man.
Alright sweet anglophiles, 'Miss Julie' is set in summertime Sweden.. it's about a rich squires' daughter who seduces a young stableboy-type person.. v v fitting...
This stupid pic of sluttina is making me want to step on a cute puppeh or something...
STFU!!!
Who would be stupid enough to hire this shallow, talentless bitch for anything? She has ZERO acting ability, charm, charisma, or likability.
Q: Why are Sienna's legs splayed open like that?
A: Keeps the flys away from her watermelon.
SLUT
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
This should be interesting. Strindberg's "Miss Julie" is a dark and complex play that demands real acting.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She's pretty in a very generic, cookie-cutter way. That's about the nicest thing I can say about this oozy skank.
She ain't getting her cooze on Mr. Hekki, that's for sure. His peen is MINE.
She is hot and I like her...she doesn't give a fuck what others think of her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Sugar,
Factory Girl is worth seeing. Stardust is worth seeing, based soley on the story, Pfieffer and DeNiro.
Devilgirl,
Right. Like every other movie she's in, the rest of the cast carry the movie. Sienna can not act for shit though.
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
I hate Broadway!
Hm, I don't think he means they're about to announce it, just that they've called it a day. They defo wouldn't announce until after the oscars. Ian Halperin has posted quite a few articles about Brad being sick of Ange. And they've both been clocked flirting with/coming on to members of the same sex at recent awards do's (see Ted Casablancas and the black bouncer incident with Brad). Plus Brad is so pissed these days he doesn't know his flys are undone when he gets his picture taken. It really wouldn't surprise me if it was them. He's gonna reveal it over the next few days anyway. My only other guess could be Demi and Ashton, but are they really one of Hollywood's most notorious couples? Maybe JLo and Skeletor, that would so not be a scoop though!
Damn! Broadway must be reeeeeeeeeeeealy desperate. First, KatieBot and now Sluttyenna.
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Seriously - what's so great about her? I'm a lesbian and even using my brainstorming powers I come up with nothing. Is it the awesome vag muscles or what?
submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:56pm.
I'm alone on this but, I think shes really pretty.
You are not alone. I like the picture
I'm alone on this but, I think shes really pretty.
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
I've never seen any of her movies .. All I know her for is for dating a married man.
Submitted by Keane on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:49pm.
Check this people, could it be our beloved Brad and Ange? Who else could be described as Hollywood's most notorious couple???!!!
I dont' think so, if they do is going to be After the OSCARS, which BTW wtf?? with all that Benjamin Button shit and all those nomitations?....
You know either of them is oging to gt an award just because otherwise they won't attend anymore.
UGH
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
say what you will, but the slut takes a good pic
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:46pm.
I always thought she's be hotter if she had some melons. I was mistaken.
LOL!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:46pm.
I can't say that I hated her in Factory Girl, but I am also a big Guy Pearce fan, so maybe that clouded my judgement.
her no-tits are saggy!! lol now thats sad!! having no titties and them sagging anyways!! they look like sad lil smashed pancakes
@nocgirl and clarisse
noc - he didn't lick it, he fumigated it
clarisse - now I don't have to rent them!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Check this people, could it be our beloved Brad and Ange? Who else could be described as Hollywood's most notorious couple???!!!
http://ianundercover.com/2009/01/23/iuc-exclusive-major-hollywood-couple...
TV,
Yeh, you just can't see it in the picture.
Sugar,
I have seen her in 5 flicks...
Stardust…sucked
Factory Girl... passable
Casanova... SUUUUCKED
Alfie... SUUUUCKED
Layer... Cake movie good…she sucked.
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
I always thought she's be hotter if she had some melons. I was mistaken.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I am still jealous though that she has slept with and had her kitty licked by Jude Law.
Submitted by dollyface on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:39pm.
And her I'm gonna kick your husband stealing ass face. LOL! I can just see those two going at it, all bony arms and legs, cuz you KNOW Posh aint gonna let that shit fly.
Sienna's vagina of destruction versus Angelina's maneater. Who will be the winner?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
She's totally gonna go after either Michael Bloomberg or Donald Trump.
Can she even act? I never saw her in anything.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
That's not a melon, it's some poor schmucks rotted rod!
Her vagina will be the Godzilla of NYC. Hey, I smell a (fishy) movie in there!
Someone needs to explain to this trash heap that she's from Philadelphia and that she can drop the phony euro-trash accent.
TV,
What do you think she's licking off her finger? The melon's just a cover...
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Ooooh...who's next on her family destruction? I vote Posh & Becks! Although I suspect Posh's heartbreak face is the same as her happy face, her in love face, her silly face, etc., etc., etc...
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NY wives might be smart to start divorce proceedings now, just to save their relationships.
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La plus grosse vacherie que j’ai faite de ma vie!