Round One Goes To Megan Lewis

I don't know if you've been following the mess known as Kelly Rutherford's custody battle with her gay-baby-faced estranged husband, but I have. I didn't really post any of the details on here, because I figured nobody really gave a crap. Judging by the lone Inside Edition microphone in Kelly's face, I was probably right about that.

The whole shit started when Kelly, who is knocked up with their second kid, filed for divorce from her millionaire husband Daniel Giersch. Kelly wanted to take her 2-year-old Herpes (opt: on purpose typo) to NYC this Sunday to shoot Gossip Girl. Her husband refused to let her go, so they all went to court!

During the past couple of days, GBF told a judge that Kelly gets all crazy while she's shooting and won't have time to care of Hermes. Daniel also said Kelly doesn't know how to wipe their son's ass properly and thinks it's creepy that she still breastfeeds him. In Kelly's defense, wiping ass is gross. Even your own. If I had to clean a baby's caca-covered ass, I'd just turn the garden hose on it. Now I'm going to close my fat mouth for now about the breastfeeding thing. The last time I touched it, La Leche League threatened to shut me up by sticking their lactating nipples in my mouth. All I can say is that maybe Kelly wants to bring Hermes to NYC because her nipples get lonely. OKAY! I'm stopping.

After all the drama and ass wiping allegiations, a judge decided that Kelly can take Hermes to NYC. During the next couple of months, Hermes will split his time between New York and L.A. while Kelly and GBF try to work out some kind of custody agreement.

They will all go back to court in April for more party times!

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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SCANDAL • Yeah Okay

Submitted by Mel_low on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:16am.

Kelly should get custody solely based on the fact that this person she is married to is a child, in a suit. Has the judge not noticed that.

Submitted by im-a-princess on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 1:03am.

micheal K...i think GBF should stand for gay butt fucker instead of gay boy face.

just my opinion though...

Submitted by PoodleLover on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 6:58pm.

PoodleLover, I love you cos I love your avatar.

Why thanks Morrissey. Stop me, stop me, oh stop me, stop me if you think that you've heard this one before....the avatar is from one of my favorite 30s movies.

Submitted by cprincess on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:16pm.

who is this broad again?
She needs her ears moved up and pinned back and a good smack around the face every day should help with the fact that she looks to be extremely annoying....

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:15am.

E! had a vid yesterday on these two in court. The day before this appearance (I think), there were a lot of entertainment reporters in the courthouse parking lot. The couple even made silly comments on mic.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 10:48am.

I don't think he should have custody because of that leather tie he is wearing!

Submitted by maDalice on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 10:43am.

Dude, breastfeeding is a good excuse for a lot of things. I've gotten out of jury duty more than once for it. Those judges don't want to know about your milky nips, they just want you to leave. It's also a good excuse for whipping them out in public.

Submitted by nocgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 10:32am.

I feel so sorry for this unborn baby. These 2 assholes have Charlie and Denise written all over them. This dumb bitch needs to grow up and not get pregnant when your marriage is on the rocks. Didn't she dump her last hubby after less than a year of marriage and he was very ill? I am already so sick of hearing about these 2.

Submitted by joan cusack on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 9:21am.

Judging by the lone Inside Edition microphone in Kelly's face, I was probably right about that

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Submitted by Capitanne on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 9:00am.

Ya think could try a little harder to salvage her less than 3-year-old (second!) marriage? Just give it the old college try for the sake of her toddler and unborn child, Versace. What a piece of crap no-talent tramp. All this drama so she can cling to her second little acting gig in 15 years. Nice priorities. She'll be popping hubby number 3's brats in a year or so just to divorce him too. Hollywood makes a joke of marriage and family.

Submitted by Morrissey on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:56am.

PoodleLover, I love you cos I love your avatar.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 11:11pm.

La Leche League can SUCK IT (pick a nipple bitches). Nursing a toddler is fucking GROSS, SICK AND UNNECESSARY.....Once that lil' snot factory can eat solid, hell semi solid food, it doesn't need your milky teet anymore, you toddler titty fucker....GET IT? YEAH...*knock, knock*...."Who's there?"..."It's MOTHER NATURE telling you to pull your tit out of your teenager's mouth, you freak!!!!"

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 10:50pm.

this is the most press these two will ever see...i just started watching gg and still barely know who kelly is...and that hubby is totally gay...
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Submitted by jackymoney on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 10:48pm.

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club ***wealthymeetup. c om*** for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

Submitted by PoodleLover on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 9:50pm.

Hey man, she's Lily van der Woodsen on Gossip Girl! Yeah, I watch that show. It's very entertaining and the plot would be really messed up if she left. Her character is pivotal so I don't really have deep thoughts about this except....don't mess with my non-guilty pleasure!!!

That said, the whole b-feeding thing reminds me of Little Britain USA where this grown man demands 'Bitty,' while displaying the most unctuous smile in front of guests. It's so disturbing and hilarious at the same time that I usually laugh out of deep discomfort. So twisted.

Oh, I forgot to add that her hubby's outfit reminds me of something Chuck Bass would wear on that show. LOL

Submitted by cMal on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 9:43pm.

GBF probably uses the leather tie to polish his knife collection on the go...

Full custody to Kelly!

Submitted by blksheep on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 9:15pm.

Her husband is a control freak douche bag. The kid belongs with his mom. Breastfeeding is a good thing.. not wiping his ass enough? ridicuous..anyone with kids knows SHIT happens. Especially boys..lots arent even potty trained at this age..it can take awhile for them to get that down..and if his parents are constantly fighting thats only gonna get the kids stressed out more..no wonder hes poopin his pants. I blame the dickwad dad who thinks just cuz he has money he can get his way. If you love your kids..you do what is best for them..and that means getting along with the other parent even if u hate their guts. You dont have to live together to learn to be healthy coparents. quit bitching about each other and do it.

Submitted by patty cake on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 8:14pm.

She has baby insurance x2...she'll be rich and plus tv money... gal has the cash by the balls... and she'll get mega child support for 21 years on top of everything... CHA CHING... ding ding ding...
she fucked him but good.

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The war isn't working.

Submitted by patty cake on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 8:12pm.

nice jewelry except for those dumb tiffany earrings..those are so 80's and DONE

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by justjane on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 7:57pm.

There is actually a Saint Hermes...

And when the kid can walk up to you and request the breast, it's time to quit it.
After 1 year the benefits aren't there anymore.
And if she's pregnant she should not breastfeed...I think it may comprimise her nutritional state.

Submitted by Haywood Jalickmi on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 7:15pm.

Somebody slap this overpaid bitch..Being a mom is all about wiping asses. LOL What did she expect lil Mr.Hermes to do? Wipe it himself?? Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 7:06pm.

Dammmmn, he got a big ol' head!

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 6:11pm.

Wow, could he not think of something more insulting to say about her? Seriously, it sounds like he just wanted the opportunity to stand up in public and say: She can't even wipe the boy's ass! Yeesh.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 6:11pm.

...meanwhile, my dryer just buzzed me, so I need to go get my whites out of the dryer.

Submitted by shandi on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 6:02pm.

Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:14pm.

Submitted by shandi on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:12pm.

Hon, she IS Kelly Rutherford!

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Oops! Brain fart. You are right. She played Megan Lewis on Melrose Place, and for some reason I was thinking Megan was her real name!

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Submitted by blueberry on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:39pm.

Only MK could make this story interesting. I know I wouldn't have read the whole thing otherwise, because frankly who gives a shit? Overpaid obnoxious people have problems 2, boo fuckin hoo.

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:37pm.

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 6:02pm.

Nahhhhh. No need to be nice (much). I just looked it up online.

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Submitted by Buck Futtah on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:34pm.

I don't know if I'm more traumatized by the leather tie or the babyshit colored jeans.

Submitted by Candy on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:32pm.

I know she knew he was gay when she maried him. She got knocked up twice and then started scheming like she does best on her trashy shows. That's what this is about. I don't know if I respect her like I respect other gold diggers.
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Submitted by Marivi on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:29pm.

IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER WEARING A LEATHER TIE?!!!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

Submitted by kaykayscorner on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:20pm.

Oh yes, please DO post when it concerns divorce and nasty fights over the offspring. Ok, so we barely know who this is. Who cares? They're overpaid whores and we want to read about their misery. Can't get enough. More divorce shit please! Oh, and any bitch who's still breastfeeding a 2-year-old ... whoops, almost did it. Right you are MK - don't get the breastfeeders mad at you, they're very very scary!

Submitted by cuntess on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:14pm.

This guy is a total queen. He probably wishes he could breastfeed the kid. But once kids can eat regular food, no more tit. That is just wrong.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:06pm.

The fact that both parents agreed to name the kid HERMES means both parents are stupid and clearly insane, and should be sterilized. And the kid should be adopted by parents who aren't insane.

But let's cut to the chase. She's preggo, and working on another project in NYC. The 50 nannies she's hired will be raising HERMES, and her newest piece of crotch-fruit.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:04pm.

Breastfeeding at child at 2 is not creepy, breastfeeding a child of 8 IS.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uHRyRCHuQ7g

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Submitted by gerard. on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:03pm.

What about that fucking ugly leather tie?
Although...I'd still hit it.

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:02pm.

Sheeps on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:53pm.
I checked the LA court website and they have competing family-law cases: she filed one downtown and he filed this one in Santa Monica. She def has the older, better lawyers (IMO). If you care, you can go to the website and type in the case numbers to see what's up (not too exciting):

http://lasuperiorcourt.org/civilCaseSummary/index.asp?CaseType=Family

Downtown case: BD498255
Santa Monica case: SD026864

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 7:20pm.

I think umbrella dude is the court spokesman. We saw him a lot in Britney's case. Alan Parachini (I was bored...)

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Submitted by putas on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:00pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:53pm.

Fucking excellent. And something tells me you're not one to piss off. Resourceful fucker. I likes.

Submitted by putas on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:59pm.

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:18pm.

if true then Karma's pimp hand will be strong with her..
And JESUS I'd do a low budget porno before I'd make a living holding some bitch's umbrella for a living.

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:57pm.

joe shmoe on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:47pm.

One sane and reasonable parent is better then two warring, vindictive ones.

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Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:56pm.

In two years this is going to be Ann Hataway and her gay.

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:55pm.

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:38pm.

Kevin who? Oh, yeah, I'm him.

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La plus grosse vacherie que j’ai faite de ma vie!

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:53pm.

I checked the LA court website and they have competing family-law cases: she filed one downtown and he filed this one in Santa Monica. She def has the older, better lawyers (IMO). If you care, you can go to the website and type in the case numbers to see what's up (not too exciting):

http://lasuperiorcourt.org/civilCaseSummary/index.asp?CaseType=Family

Downtown case: BD498255
Santa Monica case: SD026864

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La plus grosse vacherie que j’ai faite de ma vie!

Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:48pm.

She can't wipe the child's ass properly after two years! Poor thing probably called stinky at daycare and has a horrible rash. Fuck La Leche breastfeeding is beneficial during the first year of life. I don'tsee any benefits for the child especially one eating table food. Shits downright creepy. I was on a bus on NJ when this 5 year old opened her mother's shirt and started nursing!!!!!! Really creeepy! And for the record I did breast feed my son until he was 5 months old. I had to go back to work.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 4:47pm.

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:21pm.

Don't know who this is. But I can tell you that one good thing about being a single parent (There are some) Is that I have no court cases/arguments or anyone to answer to other than my daughter, down the road. Okay now I expect all the people in the world to attack me and say I am terrible for suggesting single parenthood has any perks. Bring it on
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