NeNe Hates Kim Forever!
At the opening of the W Hotel in Buckhead, GA last night, NeNe and Kim from The Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta came face to broke ass wig. According to fake fuck Kim, the reunion was wonderful. But according to NeNe, that hobag Kim will never wear the other half of her "Best Friends Forever" broken heart pendant.
Kim told People after she arrived, “I am actually waiting on NeNe right now. We are buddies. When the filming stopped, we had a glass of wine, talked and it was great. I miss her.”
On the other side of the coin, NeNe said, “Kim says that we are friends now, oh really? Well, I never make the same mistake twice. We can squash the drama, but we will never be friends. She is not a good friend. We can be associates, but never friends.”
Lisa Wu added, "I'm a business woman!"
Unfortunately, their reunion didn't end with Kim's tortured dog wig getting rushed to the nearest animal hospital after NeNe mauled the fuck out of it.
And It may be the sugar high talking because I just downed a huge Oreo and caramel shake, but this is the best I've seen Kim's wig look. Maybe she finally took that bitch in to get groomed properly at Petco.
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NeNe's looking like one unhappy drag queen...
And never mind Kim's Barbie hair, WTF has she got on her eyes? My spider sense is tingling!
lmao devilgirl...and Mk with the Lisa Wu comment...
lol lol lol...
I think MK should have Kim's wig as hot slut of the day...if he hasn't already....lol ;)
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Who's the guy standing with the blonde? I need to watch this show, so I can figure out who's who.
I read religiously, but have never felt the urge to post. (Well except when Britney refused to take off those fugly brown boots last year).
However, devilgirl's poem has me laughing so hard, I am literaly in tears.
Well done!
Kim needs serious help.
Thank you * takes a bow*
devilgirl, that was so moving! :)
*wipes tear*
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Det er hvad der sker.
Ode To Kim
Hair spun from gold
by angels with wings
The heavens above
weep as Kim sings
Her extraordinary beauty
is much to behold
The rich young talent ,
29 years old
Her love of fashion definitly shows
in all of her whorishly tight fitting clothes
Gucci, Versace and don't forget Dior,
The world simply adores you, you broken ass whore.
NeNe needs to beat down whoever took this heinous picture of her
Holy beat NeNe! Poverty didn't do her any good. As for the other one, if I had to get within a few feet of that knockoff Mattel hair, I would consider putting a 'tightrope' around my neck.
When you said NeNe hates Kim forever, and after seeing that fugly ass pic of NeNe, I thought fershure it was because Kim was hanging out with a busted-ass tranny NeNe impersonator!
Kim's wig sucks, but NeNe's retard logic sucks worse.
Nenes hair looks horrible Kims still wearing the same tired wig what is that shit on her hair a dead dog? look at this interview with kims wig
http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/
aah aah dude looks like a laday.
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
I don't honestly know who the fuck these people are, but I'll swear that's a 50 year old blow up doll and Wesley Snipe's rejected stunt double from To Wong Foo...
Submitted by lmm1220 on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 11:25pm.
Is it just me or does Ne-Ne bear a close resemblance to Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son?
EEK!
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You nailed it!
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kim's wig...i just can't...
nene looks man man...
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
Here's what I don't get...
Ok, when your supposed 'natural hair weave' looks no better and arguably worse than a street hooker's wig from the 1970's that's been flea dipped, polished with some Alberto VO5, combed down with Vaseline, enhanced with '80's Barbie hair and given a '90's bad weave style, finished off with some AcqaNet, why do you not tear that dead synthetic animal off yo' head and...I don't know, introduce the world to your real hair...or some real hair...????? ANYONE'S REAL HAIR????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is it just me or does Ne-Ne bear a close resemblance to Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son?
EEK!
Kim is a dirty putznasher.
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unfortunately paris herp that crap on Kim's head wouldn't burn, it would melt. OOOh even better!
I thought Flip Wilson was dead but the 'chick' standing next to Kim sure the hell looks like Geraldine Jones.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The only "Tightrope" coming out this month for Kim-Whore is her tampon string.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Look at the bangs on Kim's roadkill. You can tell that's her real hair [sprigs] because it's all nappy and dry. If she really wants to pull that disaster off, she needs to put some shine serum on those nasty twigs of hair of hers peeping out from under that scary circus. Shes so full of class,stupid fucking whore.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Nene looks like "I'mma shank this bitch if she comes any closer"
Wow, this woman truly is a delusional pathological liar. I had a friend like that (were actually friends again after she started seeing a therapist and got some help) she would lie about EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING, stuff she couldn't even cover up. At first it was kinda funny and confusing and then it just got sick and pathetic. She was adopted, I always wondered if that had anything to do with it.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Oh, that wig - the true star of that show. And what is it doing next to Dennis Rodman in drag?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by paulapoo on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 6:28pm.
She needs to tone down the shine on that wig. Maybe brake fluid would work. Battery acid. Di-chloryl- di-benzyl tri-chlorohexane phosphide or something. Chola tears.
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girl_cheese you just cracked me up
Who is the man in the short wig and hoop earrings?
Her hairpiece reminds me of the one Diane Ladd's horrid harpy mother character sports in "Wild At Heart": so synthetic, unnaturally smooth, impossibly glossy, and utterly doll-like. There's just something innately disingenuous and untrustworthy about someone who would wear something so ostentatiously fake and still expect everyone else to play along with the ruse.
this one's my fav...
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3241/kimnenedl1.jpg
Again, I'm just not attracted to men
Lisa Wu added, "I'm a business woman!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Only you MK, only you
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by paulapoo on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 6:28pm.
She needs to tone down the shine on that wig. Maybe brake fluid would work. Battery acid. Di-chloryl- di-benzyl tri-chlorohexane phosphide or something. Chola tears.
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nah, this one has a more fake golden glow to it. It's too damn shiny or something. The other had gotten dull..
Looks like the same old Barbie hair to me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She needs to tone down the shine on that wig. Maybe brake fluid would work. Battery acid. Di-chloryl- di-benzyl tri-chlorohexane phosphide or something. Chola tears.
It's funny that you mention her wig looking better MK cuz about 2 weeks ago I was in a cunty-bitch mood and sent her a personal msg on her blog. I told her what I really thought of her and her skank ass wig. I was so damn mean that afterwards I almost had that email remorse shit people are always talkin about. Almost. Anyways, I told her if she was so f'ing well off, why didn't she spend some of that dough on a wig that actually half-ass matched her natural hair. I ranted on and on about her hair, life, mothering skills, etc. I dunno why..I was just having a shit day. Anyways, a few days later I noticed she had a new wig.
Love me some NeNe but agree she is looking muy macho in this pic.
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Has Kim replaced Phoebe Price as his latest muse? Too much Kim, MK, too much.
In bar-light, she looked all right;
In daylight, she looked desperate
That’s all right, I was desperate, too
Kim strikes me as the type of sociopath who lies about everything to everybody. She probably lies at the Mickey D's drive-thru that the Big Mac and large fries are for a friend. She probably lies to the drycleaner about the stains on her clothes. She is a twisted bitch, and I cannot wait for "Tightrope" to drop!
Speaking of singing poseurs, I was at the Jewell yesterday and "The Stars Are Blind" came on. Thank God I was almost finished shopping.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Damn, my tiger ass don't live but a scant few minutes from Buckhead. If I had known DListed broke ass royalty had been at that opening, I would have busted my drunk furry ass on in there. That's a damn shame!
Team NeNe!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
NeNe's expression speaks VOLUMES!!!!!
And Kim's face looks like one of those
scratch and sniff barbie doll stickers from 1983...
ACtually, better yet...kim looks like a broken
down version of a Punch and Judy doll: hook nose,
fucked up eyebrow and a freaky, scratchy voice...
Kim is a fake ass ho-bag bitch, Ne-Ne needs to get a blowtorch and burn that wig BABY!
STFU!!!
I wish I could get "Tightrope" as my ringtone!
Team Ne NE - she needs to tell Kim " There's a tightrope between me and you....."
I don't blame her. Never trust a bitch who stabbed you in the back
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Is that NeNe in the picture? She's looking very linebackerish; I thought she was a dude!
Ummmmmm......wasn't Kim's new song "TIGHTROPE" supposed to come out this month? LOL Fucking liar.
If looks could kill... Nene looks like she just got a whiff of whatever Kim queefed out about their "friendship."