Saturday, January 24th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Stains from It's Me or the Dog - On The Soup last night, they made the crazy-eyed Stains a STAR! I would do the same shit with my eyes if some dumb whore put a plate of delicious cupcakes in front of me and told me not to eat them. Seriously, I think Stains was using his eyes powers to kill all the hos in the room so that he could be alone with that big plate of heaven. Or maybe he was devouring that shit with his eyes.
This is living thing abuse!!!! You don't big a plate of cupcakes in front of a bitch and tell them not to eat one. Cruel! Clip below:
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yay! my parents breed and show Aussies (Australian Shepherds). they're a great breed of dog. full of energy...they have 5 of them and they run around and heard each other :)
STAINS FOR HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR 2009!!!!
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As the leader of the pack, you say when your dog eats, not him. Its dog training 101.
Poor Stains...for the name and for being denied yummy cupcakes.
I do have to say that I'd let Victoria Stilwell tell me what to do any day! Rawr!
My hubby and I watched the episode last week and we fell the fuck out!! It was the creepiest shit we've seen in a long time. Stains is a sweet dog though.
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"The real work starts tomorrow" President Obama!
That was some funny,funny.
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The Podlings!!!!!!!
Noelegy,
Lots of people would give up on smart dogs, bless you and your pups!!!
Off, Um, no, maybe on topic: Nixon's White House dog was a Cocker Spaniel. That just does not work in my mind....
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
Clarisse,
He IS a high energy dog, and very smart. We got him from the SPCA when he was 2 months old (and already 20 lbs). He was part of an unwanted litter. He's got a really neat personality, just a really good dog. The only thing is that he's very protective, but not too discerning as to what he's protecting us from. For example, Christmas Day, he posted himself by one of the front windows and all day long he barked his ass off at little kids who'd gotten bicycles for Christmas.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
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Tyranny, he's quite the handsome boy. He's got the size of a Pyrenees, and some of the shagginess of the coat, but his markings are more like a blue heeler. He has black ears, a black mask, the Rottweiler-type "eyebrow" spots, a big black patch on his back, and the blue heeler "freckles" all over. I don't have a recent photo of him or I'd stick him up in my Photobucket album and post the link here so's you could see him. :)
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
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I LMAO and instantly knew you were gonna post this the second I saw it.
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Hands off my popwreck!
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I laughed so much at this, but then i realized what it reminds me of.
Does anyone remember the movie The Dark Crystal? Stains looks like one of the little pod ppl getting there life essence sucked out of them.
Remember kids, fame is fleeting and money is just a number!
BWAaHaaaHHAAA!!!! did you see his owners hair? He looked like pinhead on crack. That dog has the crackie eyes down. lmfao! That poor fucking dog. god i hate that dog lady, she blows. Poor stains just wanted a little cupcake. i would have bit that bitches face if she tried to deny me!
that's just cruel cupcake teasing...stains should do what my dog did on thanksgiving day a few years ago...waited until everyone was passed out from the booze and them grab the turkey and run outside through the doggy door....
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Best. Dogface. Ever.
Mrs K,
Oh NO bunny! You have a must harder row to tow!!! You have too keep Minch mentally going!!! Your little diva is a thinker....
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 9:31pm.
Tyranny!
Lawdy! I do not envy you!!! I am a Mastiff kinda girl. I could NEVER keep up with a sheep dog!!!!
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I am so glad Minch has a low tolerance for exercise!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Tyranny!
Lawdy! I do not envy you!!! I am a Mastiff kinda girl. I could NEVER keep up with a sheep dog!!!!
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
Thanks Clarisse. He keeps me on the go, that's for sure. We never miss a day. I had to cut it short at 3 miles this morning because I was way under dressed and didn't know it was "feels like 19 but actually 30" degrees outside. It was 78 yesterday,wtf!? My little jacket wasn't cutting it. Anyway,...needless to say I had to take him for a ride twice and do lots of extra activities/training just to get him down for a nap.
that dog's stare will haunt my dreams forever.
Tyranny,
I love people that own herding dogs that understand their nature!!! Good on you mate!!
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
That dog is so cute!If he lived with me he could have all the cuppycakes he wanted!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 6:51pm.
Tyranny, my mistake, I got ACD and Australian Shepherd mixed up. Anyway, the ASPCA said Rocky was part Great Pyrenees, part "blue heeler" which I think is the informal term for one of the Australian herding dogs...someone with more dog savvy than I can confirm or deny this.
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I know nothing about GP except that they're huge,right? Your Rocky must be quite unique looking! An average heeler weighs about 35-40 pounds. Mine is a lot of work but the ACD is my favorite breed, it's all I've ever own from now on. I have to run mine a minimum of 5 to 7 miles a day or he drives me up the wall- bringing me stuff constantly and always being under my feet.
i watched the soup last night and was thinking 'this is gonna be on dlisted tomorrow XD
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so what was the point of the exercise? just humans laughing at an animals expense again
The dog looks like that chick that just fell on the housewives of orange county lol...A day without laughter, is a day wasted....Charlie Chaplin
He could get those cupcakes any time he wanted if he could learn to shed tears. You know it.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by Shaniquanaynay: "My momma taught me the best way to eat a cupcake a long time ago... You grab the cake part on the bottom and rip it off, you then sandwich the cream icing on top and eat it like a sandwich."
Holy shit, that is the most genius thing I've heard in a long time. It makes so much sense! I love your momma! Awwww, moms are great. I'm going to try that next time!
TITS!!
I happen to be wearing a Cake or Death T-shirt RIGHT now!!!
LMAO!
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
Noelegy,
Blue Heeler is the blue merle version of the Australian Cattle Dog...there is also a Red Heeler, which is the red merle version. You are a brave soul! Unless I had a herd of something or a job for them, I would never own a cattle dog!! Too smart for their own good!!
I am always amazed that people get upset that a dog takes food left withing reach.
People is so stoopid.
This Victoria chick bugs the HELL out of me!
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
There's a show called Me or the Dog? What nonsense. What's next? Cake or Death?
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Aw, Stains! I laughed so hard I was crying when I saw that last night.
Submitted by chlyn on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:55pm.
He's a shepherd dog, and they stare down the sheep like that to herd them. So is he trying to herd the cupcakes into his mouth?
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you're not wrong!
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Tyranny, my mistake, I got ACD and Australian Shepherd mixed up. Anyway, the ASPCA said Rocky was part Great Pyrenees, part "blue heeler" which I think is the informal term for one of the Australian herding dogs...someone with more dog savvy than I can confirm or deny this.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
Oh man - the look on his face is truly pathetic. I can't watch. Make it stop!
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 5:22pm.
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come stains...come in the house stains
fucking weirdos naming their dog stains.
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ROFLMAO!
Ok I've been laughing all day over this poor loveable dog. My momma taught me the best way to eat a cupcake a long time ago... You grab the cake part on the bottom and rip it off, you then sandwich the cream icing on top and eat it like a sandwich.
If Stain were my doggie, I'd give that sweet thing anything he wanted. How can you say no to that face!! My doggie doesn't get people food, except for special occasions. My cat however, just reached up and stole a few tortilla chips off my desk.
You know - that dog prolly et the Christmas Turkey or some shit. I'm sure the owners are just a little bit happy to be getting him back;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Now that's mean.
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come stains...come in the house stains
fucking weirdos naming their dog stains.
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
We saw this ep when it aired (I love that show, Victoria kicks ass), and as soon as I saw Stains's Crazy Eyes I knew he'd become a star in short order. That shit is just classic.
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We saw this shit on the soup last night & could not stop laughing. Who does that to a dog?!
Poor little guy!
Give him some food!
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its bruce bitch...
He probably is envisioning the Obamas "fisting" each other as they show love to one another..
haha! oh how i love the soup! its like what DLlisted would be like if it had a tv show.
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You don't big a plate of cupcakes in front of a bitch and tell them not to eat one.
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DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
That dog's eyes are seriously hypnotizing me! Stains could give Tricia Walsh-Smith a run for her money in the crazy eyes department. God forbid they ever join forces and take over YouTube, I know he could be bribed with cupcakes.
Hekki, I don't understand the fuss over cucpakes either. They're a huge fuckin thing in my town, we've had all these gourmet, high-end cupcake places spring up and they're all really popular. Maybe it makes all the fat yuppie bitches who buy from them feel better about themselves...cuz you know, they can justify eating 5 small cupcakes by deluding themselves to think it's better for them than one big piece of cake. STFU!
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
eat those cupcakes STAIN!!!(eaten in 2 seconds. who names their dog STAIN!? :|
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ahhhh Bubba,Rocco,Wendy and Missy are making nice. And not on the rug!! :)
Reminds me of Jake eying Ryan Phillipe's package.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
Of course there's always a song:
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Had that been my dog, she would be kicking me out and demanding that Little Debbie move in.