BoneHan
Having a hip bone that pokes past your arms could come in handy. You could hang your little baggies of cokey from it. If there isn't a coat rack around, you can hang your jacket on that shit. And little kids can take turns swinging around on it. It has many fun and helpful uses. I would try and get my hip bone to stick out like that, but there's a problem. I like eating food. Yeah, I wouldn't be happy only eating pussy, meth, Diet Red Bull and nicotine. Okay, maybe just for a second (sans the puss), but then I'd miss apple fritters and macho nachos too much.
So, here's skinny ass HoHan trying to find size "BITCH EAT AN AWESOME BLOSSOM (OR 50)" while shopping with her sister Ali OLDhan, Ali's "suddenly there" titties and White Oprah in SoHo yesterday. The fact that you could wash your dirty clothes on HoHan's spine doesn't seem to bother White Oprah. She's too busy trying to spend that bitch's money!
And looking at these pictures really make me want to run to HoHan, grab her ass and use her to pole vault over something. 2012 here we come!
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She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club ***wealthymeetup. c om*** for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"
That busted up weave needs to go.
What color IS that? It looks like the flu, for fuck's sake.
"while shopping with her sister Ali OLDhan"
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
@Chirio
And the cooties would run the fleas over trying to get away from the outfit!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
These bitches have such poor fashion taste, White Oprah is wearing jean boots OVER jeans?! Who the fuck does that...it's looks so Long Island tacky it's not even funny! And enough with the leggings!? Even though Hohan is bone thin, her legs look big in them. Leggings leave nothing to the imagination, that's why you only wear them under dresses or whatever, they don't count as pants and they're not warm enough to wear in the dead of winter in NYC either!
STFU!!!
@Sugaroo: I would spontaneously combust.
Coma Caca!!
You go into this store and try on a really cute dress but it doesn't feel right. It smells like stale cigarette smoke and dried jizz.
Suddenly you realize.
The last person to try it on was Lindsay Lohan.
What would YOU do?
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
The way she twisted in the pic made her hip bone stand out actually. Mine would do the same thing and I'm not as thin as Hohan either. IT's also what she's wearing that makes it stand out more. She looks quite disproportionate with the big boobies and the sickly frame. She needs to share those diet pills and cocaine with someone, might as well be her own little sister. What, you expect Hohan to be moral? She smokes in front of her sister, she might as well do drugs in front of her too!
STFU!!!
Why does Ali Lohan always seem so hyper-impressed with this loser swollen puss of a sister?
There is something about this family that irks me to end. Even though they are just shopping and trying on clothes, I want to slap each one of them senseless.
And why are these dimwits still wearing leggings? I think Lindsay thought she was going to start a fashion trend -- but obviously it didn't catch on, and she is still running around in them, and they are a horrid sight.
They have horrible fashion sense. I was a teen in the 80s and they dress like the white trash slobs that uses to (still do I guess) waddle around New Jersey malls. If they were men they would be wearing pee-stained white sweats and either Ocean Pacific or scrubs for a top.
Countdown to Blowhan's next rehab stint....
Again, to those of you who are still holding onto the belief that those tits are real, you are delusional - there is NO WAY you can have full C or D breasts while your hip bones protrude TWO INCHES. Period.
***Submitted by sybil on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:04am.
what plastic surgeon in their right mind would put implants in a 14 year old child? at least, not without parental consent! this family is so warped, they make me feel so normal!
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You don't think Orange Oprah consented? I'll bet it was her big idea!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
what plastic surgeon in their right mind would put implants in a 14 year old child? at least, not without parental consent! this family is so warped, they make me feel so normal!!
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"Mr.Kowalski is too busy making a pig of himself"
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 6:11am.
CindyC: Click here if you need absolute proof:
SkyBitch - I stand corrected. Wow, that is effin scary.
I'm trying to figure out if hohan is still relevant I better see 20 tabs screaming she's on coke and ano again this week or she really is done
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All theories like clichés shot to hell,All these small faces looking up beautiful and believing I wish to weep but sorrow is stupid. I wish to believe but belief is a graveyard. we have narrowed it down to the butcherknife and the mockingbird wish us luck
How can a mother be so blinded by MONEY to not see then mess her daughter has become and HELP her instead of encouraging her?
I dont care how old my daughter gets. If she is doing drugs, drinking and harming her body by not eating, I will do everything in my power to help her, to heal her. It makes me sad for all of that womans kids :( There is much more to life than to strive to be "famous"
What's worse is that she's gonna end up with those saddle bags and cellulite before she hits thirty. And if she's thin enuff she'll still be walking around in bikinis thinking she's hot.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
LOL...Amen...I love reading dirt on them, but I mean, really...
Submitted by skinny fat on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 9:54pm.
please let them all die RIGHT NOW and take Brangelina, Spiediewhatever, and all the other talentless dumbfuck media whores with ya!
i hate everyone.
CindyC: Click here if you need absolute proof: http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/celeb/LindsayLohan_0516_300x298.jpg
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
ALI IS SO NOT CUTE. She should never be photographed!
As for the people that said her boobs must be fake because if she's that skinny, her boobs wouldn't be so big. I disagree. When I was her age and for many years after, I was as skinny, if not skinnier, with C-D sized boobs. Unlike her, I was embarrassed by it.
She seems to really enjoy the taste of that glove. I wonder what she was dipping it in.
Do they buy those tights in bulk?
I'm sorry but her little sister's tity's are totally FAKE !!!!!!there is no way nahuh ..... SMH. White O is one fucked up mother to encourage her daughters to distort their bodies at such a young age to get ahead in hollywierd. Sorry sweety but that will only work if your trying out for porn or a tity bar , honey silicone boobs went out of style in 00.
That situation sounds all to familier ...
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I guess that proves her boobs are fake if they're still that big compared to her frame.
If they were natural, they would be much smaller too
She still only has big boobs b/c I'm still a firm believer that she has fake tits. There is no way she would still have big boobs like that with losing that much weight when before, when she got super thin, her breasts practically disappeared.
I'm thinking that her breasts weren't right once she gained weight back, so she had them done.
Anyway, not that most men even care....
She's disgusting no matter what weight she's at.
Is "Living Lohan" still on the TV? I think I despise Ali more than Rumer or Heidi and Spencer. Probably because of that mother.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 10:54pm.
Why is it that everyone who owns and SUV also has a bag of those God awful Ricola lozenges in the console?
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Because the bags are opaque enough to hide our cocaine?
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
I hate to say it but I'd love to look like her.
That said, this just shows how desperate she is to maintain her 'fame'. In ten years, she'll be a washed-up nobody. Well, more than she already is.
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Candlejack is back!
She looks like an Olsen. Nasty. Her boobs look so wrong, like any second the wieght of them will make her tip.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 6:23pm.
Thank you Lindsay for making sure we can tell your gloves are Gucci. If it's cold enough to wear gloves, it's probably cold enough to wear pants.
The two C's are for Coco Chanel. And the gloves clearly prove that she doesn't get the whole winter concept of pants and gloves because these are fashion gloves--they have no finger tips. But I guess she is using her hair as a scarf.
Hohan is NOT too skinny *stares at tits* yet anyway.
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yuk. anorexic ho. eat a samich.she didnt have an ass, but now she really dont have one. its concave. negative space.
gross...looking at lilo's stringy hair and bony body makes me want to gag...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Why is it that everyone who owns and SUV also has a bag of those God awful Ricola lozenges in the console?
please let them all die RIGHT NOW and take Brangelina, Spiediewhatever, and all the other talentless dumbfuck media whores with ya!
i hate everyone.
Hohan has money for WO to spend? Surely you jest. She hasn't worked in forever, she's snorted half of Columbia and she lived in hotels for a couple years!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 8:48pm.
years ago in the Talbots where I shopped, an unfortunate looking woman came in the store and asked the clerk if she could use their restroom.
nedless to say, the clerk rebuffed her in a snooty was. Truckstop Sally went in the dressing room and peed all over the dressing room carpet.
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Seriously? That is so f-ing creepy, because I have two older aunts, and a about a year ago they were shopping at a Talbots. When they went in to a changing room, they suddenly heard some moans. Next thing they knew, explosions galore, a smell started emanating. Some woman had had horrible diarrhea all over the dressing room floor, and had run out. The poor saleswomen had to clean up, and my kin dropped their purchases and left. NICE.
years ago in the Talbots where I shopped, an unfortunate looking woman came in the store and asked the clerk if she could use their restroom.
nedless to say, the clerk rebuffed her in a snooty was. Truckstop Sally went in the dressing room and peed all over the dressing room carpet.
Payback is an MF people.
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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Submitted by Haywood Jalickmi on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 8:10pm.
somebody is prolly blogging on how hot she looks. she looks like a hot ass skeletor mess.
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Can I just say that your user name cracks me up? And I think even Skeletor would be offended. :)
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Det er hvad der sker.
I actually like her body and she has one of the better looking boob jobs I have seen on some of these celebrity ho's.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
somebody is prolly blogging on how hot she looks. she looks like a hot ass skeletor mess.
personally i wanna see this freckly freak with mk's "hot ginge" (is there such a thing as a hot ginge??) anyways just imagine the offspring
I don't know who I hate more: skinny cokehead, faux-lesbian Hohan or her ugly, fame-whore sister.
IG!
They are in fact mental AND religious. They, along with writter Jay Anson, literally created the entire Amittyville haunting.
I didn't know she was still around but bitch is on TV again.
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
does lindsay's mom/momager not have even an ounce of maternal instinct? how can she not want to take care of lindsay? deana, bring her SOMETHING TO EAT!!
resist the new world order.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 7:25pm.
Cliniqua and Jill are my BFFs!
Surely they would tell me if they were going away!
I'm worried.
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HaHaHaHa! I hope she is ok, cause I lurves her skin care line!
Hekki, try that recipe in the link...smitten kitchen.
I think they are worth every penny!!!! Last time I was in NY I went to kosher bakery on the Lower East Side and got one. OMG, I'm still plotzing.
They don't have B&W's out here.
Assholes.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.