Hot Slut Of The Day!
Aramis Fuster - This is some I Dream of Jeannie gone wrong. Speaking of magic, Aramis claims to be the world's only true witch. Apparently, she hasn't learned the right spell to fix those loose threads on her elegant blouse. That shit bothers me! So, Aramis is a Spanish TV star and master spell caster. She says she was born in 1320 which would make her around 688 years old. That looks about right, right?
Back in March, Aramis said she had an affair with James Hewitt. She says they had beautiful tantric sex in the back of a Landcruiser. Aramis also can have sex with someone who is in another room or country with the help of a "magic mirror." She calls it a "magic mirror," we call it a webcam.
And she says she can cure cancer and AIDS! But unfortunately she can't cure a disorder she herself suffers from called FUGFACE. I kid. Aramis is truly the answer to all the world's problems.
By the way, her real name is Maria Antonia Perez Sanchez and according to records she's 53-years-old.
(For Madam S.)
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NitWitty on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:31am.
Submitted by juni on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:30am.
A cross between Sharon Osborne and Nancy Grace, with a little Kim Kolciak in the mix.
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Don't forget to throw in some La Pequena!
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And Charo!
I thought this was JESSICA SIMPSON!
OMG, we're OH so tired of her here in Spain... She's one of what we call the Spanish "frikis" (among Paco Porras, leonardo dantés, Tamara aka Yurena aka Ámbar, la Bruja Lola,...they're SO annoying).
Some of the best things this woman has done were posing in a leopard bikini showing IT ALL (yuks) and "fainting" on live TV (....oh God....)
Submitted by juni on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:30am.
A cross between Sharon Osborne and Nancy Grace, with a little Kim Kolciak in the mix.
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Don't forget to throw in some La Pequena!
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
A cross between Sharon Osborne and Nancy Grace, with a little Kim Kolciak in the mix.
OH GOD I LIVE for and LOVE this HOT ASS MESS.
I know you too MK LIVE for any bitch that brings a serious eyebrow game to the table.
Im going to start telling people I am 688 yrs old...
HOT..
"I dont keep up with The Joneses, I AM The Joneses!" - NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
Oh my god, yeah she does look like Nancy Grace.
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site ***wealthymeetup. c om*** last week. Just curious!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:30am.
...Why?
She does look like someone, but I can't exactly place my finger on it.
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She looks like Nancy Grace, just a little older, with too much makeup and some freakin high eyebrows.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I'm pretty sure that Aramis is the name of the cologne my boyfriend wore, in 1986 that is. I always thought it made him smell like bug spray.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I also wouldn't put my finger in it, either.
I've never seen eyebrows arched at a 75 degree slant like that.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:30am.
...Why?
She does look like someone, but I can't exactly place my finger on it.
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Don't know who ya mean... but I wouldn't put my finger on it either.
Thems some spectacular eyebrows though. They look likey're trying to escape the eyelid tarantula's.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
...Why?
She does look like someone, but I can't exactly place my finger on it.
she is no match for sirgay
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Nicole Richie...The Golden Years
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:08pm.
The pearls and turquoise are a um.. interesting combo.
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And the watch! Don't forget her sexy watch!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
oh why why did I google her? yes bored. I think she has a Hair scrunchy fetish (see page 2). ohhh I need some alcohol.
this is what I got: http://www.prphotos.com/store/category.cgi?category=search&query=%5Eeven...
Coma Caca!!
The pearls and turquoise are a um.. interesting combo.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Seriously, if Tori Spelling, Nicole Ritchie and Nancy Grace all had a CLUSTER FUCK and aged that baby in a wine barrel with only I dream of Jeannie reruns to watch and only Tori Spelling to dress her, this is what their 62 year old baby would look like (and yes, I'm being kind with the 62...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i suppose she also say's she's 27
@ Ziggy--
Huh?
PLEASE EXPLAIN. What kind of sanitational services, and what do they want to be on the PTA for?
Can you tell us more?? I am perplexed.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 12:27pm.
witches absolutely exist. Many specialise in sanitation services, and witches are especially prominent on school parent-teacher associations (PTAs).
Although they will not admit it, most national governments employ witches. International law prohibits the use of magic against other countries, but there have been well-documented incidents.
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How could anyone - 27 or 43 or whatever - want to play sexy times with a fossil?...teabagging a ping-pong ball in a tube sock doesn't do it for me.--Sugaroo
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 9:17pm.
Am I really drunk, or did my fake chi-chi comment from a couple of hours ago vanish into thin air?
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well you do know how fond MK is of big fake tits!
(not me of course, those other ones)
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Ziggy knows his/her shit.
She reminds me of 1000 year old Kudra from "Jitterbug Perfume" Tom Robbins' fucking amazing book.
Am I really drunk, or did my fake chi-chi comment from a couple of hours ago vanish into thin air?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 12:42pm.
Nicole Richie
sure has aged.
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What? Chu gotta det wish today???
First you wanna be taking my country and now your slamming Nicole outta nowhere???
Maybe you need a drink.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Nicole Richie sure has aged.
You know, I see stories like these and I stop and wonder why I can't be batshit crazy too. Lord knows, it runs in my family.
And how does she have a better job than me? I've really got to get my life together.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 12:35pm.
At first we thought it was Divine!
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So who was the first to figure it out?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
At first we thought it was Divine!
Laugh all you want, but sooner or later people will have to accept that their parents and educators have been lying to them their entire lives.
This woman is a fraud, but witches absolutely exist. Census figures indicate that there are around fifty thousand living in America at the moment. Many specialise in sanitation services, and witches are especially prominent on school parent-teacher associations (PTAs).
The highest percentage of witches relative to the native population reside in France.
Although they will not admit it, most national governments employ witches. International law prohibits the use of magic against other countries, but there have been well-documented incidents.
Witches are difficult to detect, although the most powerful sorceresses do have a few tell-tall signs. Magic comes from a unique intrapsychic dynamic of chakras, which operate at a maximum power wattage output far beyond that on normal human beings. The electromagnetic balance that tends to keep the eyes on centre is knocked off kilter by this activity, generated by the lateral pre-frontal cortex, and one or more eyeballs will stray.
In the witch sciences, this is known as a wonk.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
What if she uses her magic tantric mirror on you without your consent? Magic tantric mirror rape? And how does that stand up in court?
I just hope she's not into women too, so that I don't have to worry about it.
BLECK!, Im discusted.
Sooo this is where the word "Dirty Sanchez" comes from...
I wouldnt let her cure my cancer,nuh-uh no way.
@Hairicane!
Britney Spears personal phone number:
818-239-4974
It's 100% real, call her people!
teehee!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:49am.
Konnichiwa Bitches!!
Did you guys already talk about Britney and the "If You Seek Amy" problem?
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KONICHIWA!
I'd actually seen that almost right away, with the lyrics. But I AM the ultimate anti-fan, after all. I thought they'd be giving her a pass....
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Bitch knows how to smile with her eyes better than Tyra.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
I know there are good and bad witches. Aramis seems to be a lying witch.
ON-topic. I feel sorry for this woman. i know not wherefore she cometh from.
Konnichiwa Bitches!!
Did you guys already talk about Britney and the "If You Seek Amy" problem? Someone posted this on Youtube:
Heyjay454 (42 minutes ago)
If You Seek Amy tell her Mike Hunt is looking for her! See you next Tuesday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWKpfgWjf60
i wonder if she can perform open-heart surgery thru her "magic mirror". I wouldn't mind if she's being sexay in the back of a Ford 150 with her third cousin, as long as the bitch can "perform" both procedures, i'm cool with that.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
She kinda reminds me of that defense teacher's wife from napoleon dynamite, no?
http://muscles.org/Carmen/starlapic.jpg
Evidently, I'm not the only Dee in the world who feels this way:
That's put me right off my dinner.
Click to rate Rating 1 - Dee, Winchester, Hampshire, 17/3/2008 12:55
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she's the witch? Take that!
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Let's give 'em somethin' to talk about
How about love?
- Bonnie Raitt
She's the world's only true witch...
And I am the last unicorn!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Actually, I've seen some pics of Goldie Hawn that make this chick seem like a dewy-faced ingenue.
THE BROWN GOOGLE EYES ARE DEFIANTLY HINTING SHE'S NICOLE RITCHIES REAL MOOMAH.
I thought that was Goldie for a second.....whew.
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Let's give 'em somethin' to talk about
How about love?
- Bonnie Raitt
If this woman is 53 then, I will kiss every Dlister's ass!
Where the hell do you find these women MK? Good lord!
I think I prefer the "Artemis" from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Ah, the new line from the House of Charo.