It's Miss America 1987!
Wearing this dress is only acceptable if the year is 1987, you live in Arkansas, your name is Destiny and you accessorize this shit with a broken condom baby in your stomach and a six-pack of Natty Ice as your wedding bouquet. Oh and some Whitesnake song better be the wedding march. This dress also works if you're my abuelita and you're wearing it on your head to Sunday mass.
Okay, I know this is Miss America and all, but Katie Stam from Indiana should have not been crowned while wearing this dress. She didn't even wear the right shoes! Only exquisite lucite heels could properly compliment this elegant ensemble. It's like her mom bought this dress when she was a little girl and said, "One day my baby will wear this gorgeous gown to the shotgun wedding of her dreams!" Unfortunately, the shotgun wedding hasn't happened yet, so she wore it to the Miss America pageant instead. This dress just confirmed that the whole Miss America crap is still sitting comfortably in the mid 1980s and refuses to move. It kind of sucks that I missed the whole mess on TV. It always makes for good entertainment while you're bonging.
And try to look a little bit surprised when SHOCKING pictures of our new Miss America are discovered on her Facebook in a couple of months.
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Miss America....yawn...
isn't she the one doing porn now?
Why is Miss America never really THAT pretty? Shouldnt a beautiful face be a major part of it?Good implants on a toned up skank with lots of hair wrapped up in a tacky dress shouldnt be enough. I dont care if she is pre med or in law school or whatever, Miss America should be the whole freakin package.
u know what candy i loved back in the day?? those little wax soda bottle thingies with the colored kool-aid stuff inside? such a great sugar buzz!
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Dude,I just called the poor girl's number.It DID sound ALOT like Ms.Spears.I talked to her for about 5 mins. I told her to change her #.
She sounded cute and sleepy.
Poor kid.
angel_ where do you find this shit?
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Thanks, Angel_i!
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club ***wealthymeetup. c om*** for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
what's with the disappearing on-topic comments MK?
Okay, I thought she looked way too good in a swimsuit and had a body that I can only dream of having in my next after life cause it sure as heck ain't gonna happen for me at 32..ok, 33, FINE, I'm 35 back the f8ck off!
As a gay pageant queen who loves these things, and can poke fun at them, this years telecast was actually enjoyable. What and how the heck did Iowa get as far as she did?!
yay for indiana!!
www.thatshideous.com
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:07am.
I looked it up on optus - the country code is '1'.
g'wan, you know you want to.
http://personal.optus.com.au/web/ocaportal.portal?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=...
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I am really fond of her.She is a cute babe...She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service ***wealthymeetup. c om*** with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.
Great body, don't know about the face... Ordinary, and I don't like her smile. But her body is smoking hot for sure.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:56am.
HAHAHA!! You are kidding me. I can't fucking believe angel had Britters number that she hasn't called her already and posted about it. Or has she??? Now that's a conversation I wanna be a fly on the wall for!
I would TOTALLY do it, but I prob. have to add numbers to get the call outside Aus and I can barely hit refresh let alone find area codes on the interweb.
On drunking: part of me is just warming up! The other part is getting a headache. Question. Can you drink and take nurofen at the same time?
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My2C,
Drunk eh?
Feel like calling Britney? Angel says it sounds a LOT like her:
Britney Spears personal phone number:
818-239-4974
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Thanks angel and Tits
Angel I did! Fank you *smooches*
TITS, I sent you mail! Is that like rock candy/hardboiled candy? Me loves me some!
I been drinking... suprise surprise... it's been beer o'clock since 1p.m. I is buzzed bitches!!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:40am.
Happy drunken holiday M2C!
ribbon candy. They all pretty much taste the same, but they look so pretty!
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smooches@M2C before bed!
Check your mail. 'appy Awssie Day, Mate!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:14am.
On Aussie Day do they have Olivia Newton John riding around on a float or something?
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Geezus, geddit right. We use a giant thong on wheels.
@TITS
What dem lollies?
Oh, and happy Austroylia Days beeches!
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:34am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:08am.
I remember those! Same makers as the rum and butter - Cadbury. Was it the Quiz bar?
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Um...no...that's not it. It's killing me.
I even wanted to call it Bar Six but it's something else. But while I'm at it: Wax Lips! YAY! (from your link:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:08am.
I remember those! Same makers as the rum and butter - Cadbury. Was it the Quiz bar?
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Holy diva in a doily.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:57am.
Tiger - black cat gum.
and yes to the church lady candy bowl.
there'd be this thin layer of soft yuck that collected any speck of dust or fluff that came near it.
But I do love ribbon candy.
How about twiglets? did you have them? They were decidedly odd but delicious.
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Old people in a place of power regarding candy is almost as scary as old people driving...
I know, I know, you will argue with me, but hear me out...Yes, old people driving is frightening shit, but most of the time you see it coming...You see the lil' Q-Tip head steering her land yacht in the wrong direction and you divert, then you say 'DAMN OLD PEOPLE'...You have no further interaction with them because they've gone on to maime and kill others with their old people driving (oh, c'mon it always happens to someone else).
But I challenge you whores to deny that you have not been taken in my the OLD LADY CANDY DISH...Yes, it's a lovely antique dish (of course cuz so is its owner) full of colorful candy, so you take one, and it tastes like a combination of cat litter, mildew, mothballs, AAAAAAAGGGGGEEEE, dust... and sugar). Yeah, you want to spit it out, you're sure you're being poisoned, but this old FIEND is there pampering you, insisting you have another!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*tearing tiger hair out*
OLD PEOPLE ARE THE DEVIL AND THEIR CANDY IS SATAN'S OFFERINGS!!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Fruit Stripe Gum!
(blame TITS for this shit;p)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
You know what I miss? Those chocolate bars that had a different filling each one. Like a poor man's box of chocolates! WTF are those called. They reminded me of RumnButter...but they had different fillings! Wait, did I say that already? I loved those.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:02am.
Wow, looks like retro food and candy is actually a viable business! http://www.inthe70s.com/food/
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LOL! Not gone yet...but I'm trying!
We have a lot of retro candy stores around here now, actually. One is right beside a club (I THINK it's still there) it was the best cuz we'd be all buzzed (sometimes just from the fun!) and go in there and relive our childhood candy fantasies!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
She is pretty but I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:13am.
Tiger, how about Thrills gum? Little pack like chiclets but tasted like perfumed soap.
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I don't amember that, but I amember the clove flavored gum that old ladies would force on your ass???? That was some 1800's shit when you had two flavors...CLOVE or LICORICE...ACK! I hated both, but old people loved that shit... Ugh. And it was called something like 'BLACK JACK' or some shit like that????
Oh, and speaking of that, you whores have the 'old lady' candy? Like candy no one bought except for old people...to keep in an OLD PEOPLE CANDY DISH (who has a candy dish???)...Then the candy would absorb the scent of MOTHBALLS and the dispair of OLD PEOPLE as it slowly rotted in that candy dish...only it never rotted...It had the shelf life of a roach, it's flavor, if it ever had any rotted and it tasted like candy coated, tobacco scented, mothballs...but it's form and color remained, fresh as a fuckin' Daisy...
MEGA TEASE...
Did you have that shit???? Ok, I need therapy now....That's some fucked up candyery to do to a kid....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Girlz Lyfe is the perfect place for
all of your girl (of all ages) & doggie needs!
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k, I'm gone but I just saw this in the ads on my way out. Funny shit:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:16am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:14am.
On Aussie Day do they have Olivia Newton John riding around on a float or something?
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Cha! Waddyathink they are? Americans?!? LOL! (sorry, couldn't help it
Ooh! Like Alex Trebeck, Suri so Suri.
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Tiger, how about Thrills gum? Little pack like chiclets but tasted like perfumed soap.
edited to add
how about macintosh toffee blocks since we're talking about destroying teeth. Pulled out a filling first day at the cottage one year.
ooooOOOOOoh - check the retro link: http://www.canadiansweets.com/
I'm not seeing bottle caps though.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:14am.
On Aussie Day do they have Olivia Newton John riding around on a float or something?
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Cha! Waddyathink they are? Americans?!? LOL! (sorry, couldn't help it)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:13am.
Tiger, how about Thrills gum? Little pack like chiclets but tasted like perfumed soap.
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OMG. I was gonna just that when I saw Thrills up there. God I loved that soapy candy.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
On Aussie Day do they have Olivia Newton John riding around on a float or something?
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:37pm.
I'll have you know i practically LIVED at the various corner stores in my neighbourhood growing up!!!
wtf is a laffy taffy? is that the flat rainbow coloured shit wrapped in wax paper?
They don't have smarties - ironic eh?
I don't think they have Lolas either. Loved those - triangular shaped frozen treats.
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Ha! No we do have Smarties...the candy, and I'm not kidding, that shit gave me a headache (same way all kinds of smarts try to enter my heed did) but joking aside those things did not agree wif me...same thing as SweetTarts...I know my British ex-boyfriend usta think that shit was funny...cuz they called whores tarts more often than we did, but for us the term is antiquated. Sweet Tarts never got a giggle here in the US as far as I knew...Now, Red Hots...different story...and differnt use...
Laffy Taffy is a softer gentler way of DESTROYING your teeth as opposed to Now&Laters...It's taffy with an extra PULL...Oh, and the Cherry flava...to die for! Now&Laters? Ok, their motto was "eat some now save some for later". We usta joke "lose some teeth save some for later..."
But no, we didn't have no Lolas...:-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:57pm.
==OMG! When I was a liddle kiddle in the UK (before I was deported downunder)
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Happy Australia Day from me too, guys! I hope to visit sometime. Fascinating place.
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@TITS:
Fun Typo!
The two fiends agreed on their destiny: They would bring Lola back to life.
That's awesome tho! I'm so excited. I loved Grape! And I know what you mean - my mouth is watering at the thought of that condensed sugar water! Yum!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
It's Aussie Day?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Angel - it's a LOLA REVIVAL!!
I love the internet.
http://www.lolaicetreats.com/newspaperarticle.htm
salivating...
lemon was my fav... and grape. you know how sometimes you'd get one that had a lot of condensed flavour and some soft crystalized ice? OH GAWD!!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:57pm.
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Hot Word of the Week: "cacology"
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I bet you even know what that means now! Ha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:57pm.
Happy Aussie Day you Aussies! On my one and only short trip to Oz, I unknowingly arrived the day before. By happenstance, I enjoyed (very jetlagged) a tall ships parade under the Harbour Bridge. Really nice, in fact.
==Sydney Harbour is very picturesque (still waiting to get that word in SCRABBLE).
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:53pm.
They don't have smarties - ironic eh?
I don't think they have Lolas either. Loved those - triangular shaped frozen treats.
==OMG! When I was a liddle kiddle in the UK (before I was deported downunder) WE HAD THOSE FROZEN TRIANGLES and they waz called JUBBLIES! No Jubblies/Lola's in Australia.
Happy Aussie Day you Aussies! On my one and only short trip to Oz, I unknowingly arrived the day before. By happenstance, I enjoyed (very jetlagged) a tall ships parade under the Harbour Bridge. Really nice, in fact.
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Hot Word of the Week: "cacology"
LOLAS! They don't make that shit anymore do they?! Bastards! My kid would DIE if she saw one of those.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
@TigerLilly:
LOL! Yes, I mean the candy. I think you some of those other kinda Smarties down there too;p I bet you can find them hiding somewhere!
Hmm...what else we got? I can't even offer you Moose meat - cuz you got Moose hunters up there already...
I know! Molson Ex!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:37pm.
I'll have you know i practically LIVED at the various corner stores in my neighbourhood growing up!!!
wtf is a laffy taffy? is that the flat rainbow coloured shit wrapped in wax paper?
They don't have smarties - ironic eh?
I don't think they have Lolas either. Loved those - triangular shaped frozen treats.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
@TITS - look in moy defense....LOL
I've never heard anyone refer to ANZAC day as the "cookie holiday"....not in Australia anyhow! But still, fancy forgetting Anzac Day - I mean we get a day off work and everything!
M2C is gonna bend me over the bonnet for that one...
Thanks for defending my man- er, I mean boy-hood angel.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 11:37pm.
@TL:
TITS lives in the woods, babe.
We have LaffyTaffy and Pork Rinds!
Americans don't have Smarties???
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Well, yeah, we have Smarties here in the US...you mean the candy kind right, cuz otherwise...can't really vouch....*awkward moment*....*downcast tiger eyes*
WHO WANTS PURPLE DRANK, LAFFY TAFFY PORK RINDS AND (Canadian?) SMARTIES???? (only lose that shit if it's not the candy, a'ight???? The other kind make our 'Merican heeds hurt...) PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTAAAAY!
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