DePandasAss Has Accomplished Something In Life!
Giuliana DePandasAss (or Giuliana RANCID) managed to accomplish something last night. She managed to gross me out more than Brangie. That is an achievement. That panda caca-brained bitch should not be holding a microphone anywhere. She should be sitting in the corner with a huge DUNCE cap on her head while Ryan Gaycrest spoon feeds her tapioca pudding.
At last night's BRANGIE LOSE AGAIN AWARDS (YAY!!!), DePandasAss separately interviewed the holy couple. Brad Pitt and St. Angie probably agreed to grace E! with their presence because the yappy gay chihuahua known as Gaycrest was not around. Instead, they got to talk to the town idiot Giuliana.
You know, if St. Angie was staring at me with her haughty ass face, silently judging me, I wouldn't ask stupid questions like, "What has Brad taught you about life?" DUMB FUCK WHORE! Doesn't Giuliana know that St. Angie is the one that does the teaching in that family? She's the all-knowing one. I would've asked that bitch, "Why are you being so uncool right now, you gross bitch?!" But Giuliana is only capable of asking the questions that are fed into her earpiece. And DePandasAss wasn't even fazed by St. Angie trying to stun her with death blinks. No, DePandasAss' shield of stupidity was able to block that shit.
And then when it was Brad's turn to throw mind rocks at the biggest fucktard on the red carpet, he was asked, "Does Angie's beauty ever get old." MORON! The answer to your stupid question was standing in front of you seconds ago. YES, DePandasAss, the beauty is OLD.
Anyway, here's these two at the SAG Awards last night. Yes, Angie is wearing another hospital gown designed by Ambien. The one she wears to every damn awards show. In different colors, of course.
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What a fucktard. She is a horrible interviewer! why not ask them about the fuckin situation at hand? The movies they are in, the fuckin awards? What a complete and utter tool. Asking questions u already know the answers too. I am sorry but for the first time in my life I actually felt bad for Brangalina. If some cunt asked me that "stating the obvious" bullshit I would act the same fuckin way!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:00pm.
Their charitable efforts have the same goal: to show their gravitas. I bet they try to write and direct at some point--roughly when their looks and popularity collapse.
JJ aside, that should be right after the Oscars then?
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Yes Juliana's questions sucked, but Angelina and Brad were both rude, arrogant, condescending assholes.
They were trying to make her as uncomfortable as possible.
They believe their own hype. Sickening.
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Angelina is such a bitch, total bitch! But yes I do agree that guiliana was an awful interviewer. That dress angie wore stunk. Brad still has his ugly push broom above his lip. These 2 make me ill.
In the third picture Brangie look like they're about to arm-wrestle each other.
Angelina has a way of making ANY interview awkward, and I like her a little less after each one. But Giuliana asked for it this time. Like, bitch, you're reporting live from the red carpet. What, exactly, do you think is going on? This was just painful to watch.
she looks gorgeous here, maybe she is dealing with her...problems. she doesn't look as scary as she had lately. here arms are freaking skinny, though...nice to see her wearing a stronger color, it suits her.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:12pm.
All these fucking E! reporters have the journalistic integrity and grace of pig vomit.
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"Does Angie's beauty ever get old?"
When it does, expect to see plastered all over the media the death of their plastic relationship.
All these fucking E! reporters have the journalistic integrity and grace of pig vomit.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:00pm.
I think Brad and Angie look down on entertainment reporters because they consider themselves serious actors--notwithstanding their mostly fluffy roles. Crass marketing is therefore below them.
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I think Brad and Angie look down on entertainment reporters because they consider themselves serious actors--notwithstanding their mostly fluffy roles. Crass marketing is therefore below them. Their charitable efforts have the same goal: to show their gravitas. I bet they try to write and direct at some point--roughly when their looks and popularity collapse.
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That is one ugly-ass nightgown. Or evening gown. Whatever.
I miss Ambien...
I hope the Oscars have metal detectors inside and outside because you *know* she will be throwing daggers at whoever beats her, not just staring them.
I get the feeling Brangie knew why they were only being asked questions about their "love", cuz they're supposedly splitsville right after the Oscars. I loved the question for Angie bout coming to events alone or with her brother, just a little reminder of things to come from E, honey.
Why don't they ask these assholes real questions? Isn't there a list detailing what questions Angie will answer? I believe there is hence the total stupidity. Also, Angie's dress is saggy...why she wearing this crap anyway? Brad looks drained and old. Sad.
STFU!!!
Why does he always have this pained expression on his face lately?. He looks like he wants to take a shit really bad but is severly constipated. I think Angie pokes him up the ass with a stick right before they leave the house. That may be it....
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Yeah, Julianna messed up; Brad's body language after that question says it all.
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That dress is atrocious and not flattering to her at all and her hair is a mess and not a nice hot mess either, she's getting ugly and I really dont like her anymore....sad, I used to love her.
Brangelina may be asses, but at least they have the tiniest bit of dignity(?) to not want to talk to E! about how they fart hearts for each other every morning. (Instead, they'de rather show us, but still). The fact that they didn't want to talk about how they're so perfect for each other shows the most hope for their relationship lasting than I've ever seen. And thank God Brad took DePandi away from the "she looks so beautifu;" crap.
Angie looks pissed!
I HATE it when people refer to your boyfriend/husband as "your man"! UCK.
Winslet: blahblahblah yah aha yah
Rancid: yah aha um yah that's funny hit the road bitch
Rancid: is it nice to have blablahblahb
Angelina: it isnt a big deal u stupid cunt DUH! ...but yeah you're right it is nice ::polite smile:::
Only the smartest work at E! I tell you. Fucking hell. Why don't they have Chelsea Handler and Joel Mchale host? Then those stale pieces of bread GUILIANA and RYAN! God they are so boring and stupid. No wonder Brangie avoid their asses.
That woman is KISSING MICKEY ROURKE!?!?
Why isn't THAT the main story?
Geez Louise!
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This woman is such a terrible red carpet host! I was laughing the whole time at how positively awkward that was. It really grinds my gears that she kicked off kate winslet to talk to angelina and brad. I dunno, it seemed kind of rude to bring them up when you are talking to someone else...
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Why didn't Ange just buy a swathe of material and throw it on. I'm sure it would have been a hell of a lot cheaper than that designer tablecloth she's wearing! And if she gets any thinner I swear she will snap in two.
That was completely cring-worthy. To be fair to them both that was one of the dumbest, most inane interviews I have ever seen in my life. Asking someone how their boyfriend has helped them grow as a person and vice versa when they're there to promote their filmas. Totally embarrassing. I actually think Angelina did her best to keep grinning through what has got to be the lamest series of questions I've ever heard in my life. But more importantly, what's with Ange's Brit accent? Not her too!
It's like these two have been "Practicing" being a "Couple in Public", each awards show they tweak up their act and mix it up with some "smile now" moments.
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Interviewing Angelina is like pulling teeth. Didn't this bitch get the memo that part of her job is doing interviews?
ubmitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:08pm.
"Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
The last one I watched was hosted by Izaac Mizrahi. He was FUNNY. He cracked on the celebs and made the show hilarious."
Remember when he grabbed that girl's tits?!? I just about lost my cookies, I was laughing so hard.
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satangelina makes me sick. she acts like she is contracting genital warts while standing there. someone needs to slap home girl upside the head and let her know she's just not that fucking great. so uncool. and brad? just weird. hopefully some day they will interview brangie with maniston and all will be right with the world.
What I thought was hysterical was how that fuckpig interviewer started rushing an actual actress off the stage to get Angelina Jolie interview.
And the question about how nice it must be to have Brad their to "comfort" her. As if the end of that question was "to comfort you when you lose every fucking award this year to better non-homewrecking actresses."
self righteous assholes!!! i love how angie is "above it all" -- if i was getting paid like that bitch does i wouldn't behave like a total ahole as she does.
get over yourself you blood drinking lezzie junkie!!!!!!!!!! you were married to billy bob for fuck's sake, i dont care how many orphans you've adopted!!!
That bitch is so calculated. She didn't like the bad press she got for snubbing Ryan Seacrest, so she gave an interview to E at the next possible chance. She's a shit actress and you can tell in this interview as she pretends like she's someone who laughs and smiles. She's a total cunt.
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"Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
The last one I watched was hosted by Izaac Mizrahi. He was FUNNY. He cracked on the celebs and made the show hilarious."
Remember when he grabbed that girl's tits?!? I just about lost my cookies, I was laughing so hard.
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'the yappy gay chihuahua known as Gaycrest'
MK, don't be hating on gay chihuahuas by comparing them to that idiot.
I think "gay ferret" is much better, but there may be a Dlisted Gay Ferret contingent that disagrees with me.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:40pm.
No worries BangoSkank! :)
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Ditto. It's no big deal.
The reporter seemed to have a creepy sycophantic interest in Brangelina.
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Not everyone is as genius as Chelsea Handler, poodle.
My 4th grader could come up with some pretty good snark and she's not as brilliant as Chelsea either.
These people just take themselves and the whole Hollyweird stuff WAY too seriously. They should have more fun with it. Just sayin. After all, it's not we elected their sorry asses for anything important.
Aaaaand this is why I don't bother watching the Red Carpet shit anymore. The last one I watched was hosted by Izaac Mizrahi. He was FUNNY. He cracked on the celebs and made the show hilarious.
NOW the red carpet shows are boring. It's one long kiss ass fest. God forbid the interviewers actually show some spontaneity or wit, or try to have some fun it.
Now that's I've watched it - I thought Brad was pretty cool. Angie's an ass. And I would like to kick that interviewer's ass. The End.
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Most of the TV actors were pretty charming in their interviews. The folks from The Office were funny, the House people were gracious, etc. I bet that's why Angie had such a cuntface on. One, she knew she wasn't winning, and two, she thinks she's way above following a TV star's interviews and watching the TV awards being given out. But I'll tell you fuck something, a great deal of those TV stars can act circles around Angelina, including Sally Field, Mariska Hargitay, the entire cast of Weeds and House, Rachel Griffins, shit, I could go on and on.
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LOL :) I still can't hate them. Dunno why. I must be under a spell. But that clown that was interviewing people, I wanted her to explode. Fuhk. Where do they get these morons? Damn, send Bill O'Reilly out there, at least then it would be worth watching. She made me uncomfortable.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:20pm.
Thanks! Someone kindly sent it to me.
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depanda has the weirdest misshappened head...jolie and pitt are aging disgracefully before our eyes very rapidly...
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If they're so "above" all this then why show up? The point of walking the red carpet is to get your picture taken and talk about your movies/dress/whatever. If you don't, then do what Meryl did and don't walk the carpet. These people have been interviewed before, they know what inane questions they're going to be asked. Grin and bear it or get the fuck out.
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