Katie's Nipple Situation At the SAGGYs
Tommy's robobeard presented the award for Best Actor at the SAG Awards last night, because they felt bad for not honoring her emotional and raw performance in Mad Money. Stepford Katie once again tried to do her best Posh impersonation and failed miserably. She looks more like my friend Armando trying to dress as Posh for Halloween using shit he bought at TJ Maxx. Piss Posh.
Posh would never go outside her house with a traumatized nipple situation. Katie's nipples were trying to find the exit and weren't working together as a team. One was heading for the north and the other was going south. They were seizing the moment because Tommy wasn't around trying to use his alien powers to turn one nip into David Beckham's peen the other into Will Smith's. Seriously, that's like his dream come true. That way he can just bounce back and forth on Katie's titties like a pink gay bunny!
Katie's roboboobies were also freaking out in all the chaos. Katie needed to hit Control + Alt + Delete and then reboot her micronips.
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Um, doesn't she have enough money to look better than this?
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How many nose jobs is this girl going to have? There's nothing but a nub left, check our her BT (before tom)pics! eww.
Seriously KatE, you couldn't spring to have support garments sewn into the goddamn dress?
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WTF is wrong with her voice? Maybe she should focus on cartoons and leave the real movies and television to the capable actors and actresses.
I would love to have heard the gossip all over Hollywood and the studios today. Bet Katiebot had to ice her ears.
The shoes are fucking killer though, the dress is okay, she just cant pull anything off because she's dead.
See what happens when Tommy leaves her here and travels abroad to promote his movie?
I'll bet he's fuming. I wonder what her punishment will be?
I think the dress is nice, but as soon as I heard her name be announced all I could think was that Katie is asking Tommy Girl for payback for having to deal with his shit. She has done nothing worth even being a seat warmer at the Sag awards, let alone presenting.____________________________________________
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I'm so fucking glad I'm not the only one who noticed this. I bet Tom sent her back to the dungeon after he saw that shit.
Did I miss something? WTF did she do to deserve the honour of presenting???? I smell scientologist power at SAG.
Aw bless, no matter how many edgy outfits she wears, how many "hot" kids she produces, and how many bat-shit crazy alien-worshippers she marries, she'll never be anything more than plain old Joey from Dawson's Creek to me. Give it up Kate!
oh dear-I think shes starting to think that her life is a Prada shoot-Posh she is not....
Thats a cool dress though...
Submitted by lara on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:57am.
i am in the minority, but i like katie. she seems so sweet to me. and she definitely is very pretty. very classic hollywood. she has amazing cheekbones.
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ditto on that! i can't hate her either but i can hate the bralessnessnesssssss
I could not take my eyes off of her right (screen left) breast as soon as she walked on stage. It almost looked like it was missing. Then when she was up close the nipple was so high.. I was entranced. I even had to rewind to hear what she was talking about, but the nipple took over my brain again. I still have no clue what award she was warbling about. It was just so.. odd!
who told katie it was ok to wear this dress without a bra on?
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I see nothing wrong other then she has no bra on. Bras were invented by Howard Hughes to prevent this very problem. (floppy tata's) If Howard were still alive he would be about 103 years old I think.
Where did all the Oly go?
Would it kill her to wear a pretty color, indicative of life?
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I think she looks good.
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I think she goes out of her way to look drab. It's some kind of sickness I bet it's in a medical book next to mother's that make their kids get sick. Robots who go out of their way to look ashen.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:19am.
Wow, the power of Tommygirl. Katie has hardly done any film work, and the work she has done, post Tommy, has bombed (financially and/or critically, film, stage, and television). And yet she gets to present the Best Actor award...
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so true...
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And she looks like she on some kinda vegan diet over there. Emaciated. I always remember that SNL News item about the new Vegan Magazine called So Weakly. Ha.
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...and I'm wondering why she was given the honor of presenting that award at the end of the evening? Isn't that usually reserved for realllly big stars? Oh well, at least she didn't look quite as Old Mother Hubbard-ish as Angelina did. And I realllly like St. Angie.
It looks like her bra strap broke. That happened to me once. I gotta say I feel for her tho. There's nothing like taking a picture and thinking you're looking hot and then finding out that one of your boobies is making a run for it - after it's published so the whole world can see. Damn. It really can't be easy.
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I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
WTF is wrong with her face? Seriously, she looks.....weird!
I see Tommy instructed her to no longer use her signature smile (the one with her tongue between her teeth)
Everything just seemes, forced.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Her nosejob is hideous. She has basically ruined her face. Way to go, Katie! Who did you let convince you you weren't good enough?
I remember how cute she looked a few years ago with her original face, long hair, and wearing beautiful Armani. It was actually shocking to see how glamorous she'd become. Did TG get jealous of the attention on her like Charles did of Diana, and start to sabotage her self-esteem?
Tommy told Katie not to wear a bra because that's where Body Thetans hide out.
Is KatieBot copying Skankelina's "Mrs Roper" outfits?
It's her third eye wondering. That dirty skank. Show us your "O" face
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i am in the minority, but i like katie. she seems so sweet to me. and she definitely is very pretty. very classic hollywood. she has amazing cheekbones.
she has chanquletas for tetas on pic #5
PS: LMAO @ " She looks more like my friend Armando trying to dress as Posh for Halloween"
That dress is painful to look at.
The nippage is all kinds of wonky.
I take comfort in the fact that I was not the only one instantly fixated on Katie's wayward nipples.
Wow, the power of Tommygirl. Katie has hardly done any film work, and the work she has done, post Tommy, has bombed (financially and/or critically, film, stage, and television). And yet she gets to present the Best Actor award... Still, she looks tres chic. It's nice having Tommygirl's gazillions, huh? (I do think the shoes were the wrong colour. I get what she was doing, but it didn't work. She probably felt the need to rebel against the Tommy and his stylists who tell what to do and wear...) Okay, no more ellipses...
She does look like a boy. Im guessin tommygirl likes 'em that way. Makes for easier pretendin.
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You are dead on. And you know the other celbs are laughing at her just as much as we do.
"Style Icon" my eye! She lost that title the same year she got it.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Katie Holmes already has horrible, wonky feet. Guess she still hasn't figured out that it's ridiculous shoes like this that cause that shit.
Let it be known- that dress is fab. I could minx proper in that get-up. But, of course, she manages to look like steamed cauliflower.
It's a shame.
Paris is for stoners.
I've seen WAY wonkier tits. Her "friend" Vicky Beckham had a nasty implant problem before she got new ones put in, her nipples always looked like they were getting ready to run off in opposite directions.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
She has such a strange voice.
And she's starting to look like a dude.
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She's flat and that's that!
Well, at least her uncoiffed hair matched the ill-fitting "dress".
I'm probably the only one who starts giggling my ass off whenever I hear the term "SAG awards"
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....Lookit!!! she brought out her sewing maching and whipped up her "designer" *snicker* dress....she still has to master sewing sleeves, but she was too busy getting botoxed and carrying L.Ron's frozen spawn around New York so she missed "Sleeves 101"....
Poor Katie....her face is frozen....and her dress...well at least it covered her bones....GOOD ON HER!
KidL,
She could have easily just worn one of Tommy's.
I hope selling her soul was fucking worth it.
She looks miserable. All the time.
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Someone needs to buy this bitch a bra.
Bleah, another lollipop-headed bag of bones.
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Wow, she looks so old and dried up now.
Long gone is the youthful fun girl of 3 years ago.
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Whyyyyyyyy was this one there anyway?
And Gary Oldman all emotional honoring Heath and accepting on his behalf, shit I teared up.
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I don't think there's anything wrong with going braless - as long as you have nice, perky, even boobs. Not everyone can go braless and that's something that Katiebot, Maggie Gyllenhall, Kirsten Dunst, Taterhead and of course Tara Reid need to remember.
Oh, and that dress is retarded.
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