Kate And Her Husband Play It Safe
Apparently, Kate Winslet and her husband Sam Mendes both had some fucked up travel experiences. Sam was supposed to be on American Airlines flight 77 on 9/11. A month later, Kate was on a flight with her daughter Mia and then-husband Jim Threapleton when a man claimed to be a terrorist and started shouting that everyone was going to die. Because of this, Kate and Sam don't fly together.
They are both afraid that if they are both on the same flight and the plane crashes, their kid Joe will be completely orphaned.
A spokeswhore for the two told the Daily Mail, "Where possible, Kate and Sam do prefer to travel in separate planes. It is not always possible but, for obvious reasons regarding the children, they do travel separately when they can."
After reading this, I wondered if they also eat from the same chicken in case of Salmonella. Or if they never hold hands while walking down the street in case of lightning. Basically, I called them a bunch of paranoid bitches. But then I had to check myself because I remembered the crazy shit I do to make sure that I never leave Rojo Caliente without a #1 fangirl (me).
I can't use a blender while alone, because I'm afraid some evil doer is going to come up behind me and force my hand into the blades. I've learned how to vacuum backwards with my face to the door at all times. I've gotten used to showering with nobody else around. Mostly because if someone busts in, seeing my naked body would temporarily burn their eyes (because of its intense beauty, of course), so I'd be able to whip them with some anal beads and run for safety.
Here's Kate at the SAG Awards last night. She won Best Supporting Actress for that pedo Nazi movie.
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She is not so beautiful as before, maybe this is the reason why she posted a profile on ......richcupid net......?
You know it is a website for wealthy dating.
That bit about Rojo Caliente had me in hysterics. This web site cracks me up!
she is beautiful, period. she is a goddess. it's sad she's had to turn to Botox, but who can blame her? America can't handle women who choose to age naturally. Kate is extending her career. For an actress like her, it shouldn't be necessary, but so what? she is amazing, and i always felt the criticism of her weight was cruel and annoying. I heart Kate. I hope she can still emote with a frizen forehead.
My parents would do this with my siblings and I when we were kids and would travel a lot. My dad would fly with my siblings and I'd fly with my mother. The reason for doing this wasn't terrorists (at that time) but for a possible crash.
I would assume Kate Winslet also does this for financial reasons. There would be needless problems with assets and her estate if both she and her husband were to go.
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Submitted by Home on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:17pm.
I had a hard time spelling "svelte." What kinda word is that?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:14pm.
Kate looks nowhere as svelte as in those recent Vogue (or whatevs) boudoir shots. She looks lovely, but not as svelte.
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I was waiting for someone to have half a brain cell to notice that too.
The hips sure look wider eh?
Kate looks nowhere as svelte as in those recent Vogue (or whatevs) boudoir shots. She looks lovely, but not as svelte.
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Submitted by alleykat on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:05pm.
Alley, Alley, Alley,
While I appreciate the fact that you think I am one of the popular girls, since i am not and never have been popular period, you must know that I only meant my comments in the lightest of ways.
Enough with the sermon, I apologize if I offended you. Wasn't my intent. I just like my Herpes, thats all!
It's all good with me, hopefully, with you too!
Devilgirl kisses to ya!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Dammit! I missed a fight and I don't feel like reading.
Anyhoo.... that's dumb. One can die on the plane and one can die in a car on the same day. Don't they have relatives to will their children to if they both kick it at the same time? Shit happens
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Paris herpes and devil girl, is this gonna be some 9th grade cafeteria shit, cuz you two are the popular girls and I am the new kid in town? I don't post too often but apparently I'm supposed to know that STFU is someone's signature. DG, I'm not sure where you are getting paranoia from me, because I thought this was supposed to be a place where I could go to trash celebrities without being called out on it, or questioned about my membership in animal rights groups. This has happened to me before by the Dlisted clique, so I am just a bit fuckin tired of it. I rarely if ever comment on the comments of others, and only comment when I have something original to say.
As for my affiliation with animal rights groups and my dietary choices, I don't think that's necessary for me to explain in order to comment here. Since you were curious about my supposed "hatred" of Kate, I will say that if she professes to be a anti-fur, then she should at least use her celebrity standing to promote meat from more humane sources, rather than laugh about cooking and eating carcasses like some developmentally challenged slaughterhouse worker. There are plenty of celebrities that use PETA and their stances on animal rights as a means to gain publicity, and I'm fuckin sick of it. Soooo, I chose to come here - where I feel safe to trash celebrities - and talk about it.
DG, I'm not SO bent out of shape, this is not global warming(meat production is one of the top three contributors to global warming) or fascist world domination. But seriously, it would be lovely if you would grow up, play nice, and be at least somewhat original. BTW, MEAT IS MURDER....DEATH TO HUMANITY (especially overpaid celebrities and those who lick their asses)!!!!! If you're curious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_effects_of_meat_production
Wishing you nothing but love.
DG, it happens with some people, im not telling anyone to shut the fuck up...she got bent outta shape cause she really hates Kate Winslett apparently hahah!
STFU!!!
Submitted by alleykat on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:11pm.
Now you need to STFU! Paris has had that siggie for sometime. Don't get so bent outta shape.
Have a sense of humor and don't be paranoid.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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uh alleycat, STFU is my signature...i wasn't telling you to do that BTW. you're entitled to your opinion. im just saying that the haterade for her seems weird. if she eats meat what does that have to do with her not wanting to wear fur. i don't wear fur and i eat meat. it's stupid.
STFU!!!
paris herpes, why don't you find something original to comment about instead of trashing my post because it was the first one you read. Why should I STFU anymore than you should? And what the fuck does being "in PETA" mean exactly? Am I a vegan? Well, who cares if I eat meat or not, isn't that what you said about Kate. Are you a defender of celebrities or just an ass licker fan of some sort.
There are those commenters that live to trash everyone else, and it's just a waste of webspace, with no value of any kind....PLAYED.......YAWN. Do you have no thoughts other than those that place mine into question (rhetorical question).
If it's not too difficult for you, PISS OFF and think about the correlation between being anti-fur and NOT eating meat. Think really hard you silly little herpes person.
Gimme that dress, Kate, you hot bitch ya.
alleycat, are you vegan or in PETA or something? She does look shiny, but who cares if she eats meat...and what does that have to do with being anti-fur?
STFU!!!
She has really bad skin for someone that is supposedly 33. I don't believe it. Those grooves on her forehead look at least 40 to me. Maybe if she ate less meat her skin wouldn't be so greasy looking either. It's funny how anti-fur she's supposed to be: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1084118/Kate-Winslets-fury-...
And then whens i see her on David Letterman, she spews on and on about all the meat her family eats during the Holidays. Watch her talking about cooking carcasses starting at 2:00: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zX1_g2znNk&eurl=http://www.popcrunch.com...
Another full of shit "staunch anti-fur advocate" CUNT. I used to be a big fan of hers, but like many other actors who I see as "themselves", she's a greasy, opportunist piece of dung with no PERSONALITY, sense of humor, and most definitely no principles what-so-fuckin-ever.
As for protecting her kids from being orphans, I'm sure their nannies and various other caretakers are the only ones they ever see anyway. When these actors/actresses talk about being good parents, I throw up a little in my mouth.
I sent her Dave Letterman video to PETA....I hope they call the cunt out on it.
Laugh out loud hilarious again MK - never blend when you're alone in the house and always vacuum backwards with your face facing the door, its the only way to avoid the grim reaper. LMAO.
Sag awards wow! People in color! So loving it. Have to say I went through all the pictures and some of my favorites were Viola Davis and Amy Adams. Goody goody gumdrops, these ladies picked beautiful colors. Happy Happy.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:58pm.
They can send their kid via UPS next day mail.
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Yes, but international is way expensive.
I guess she can afford it.
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I think Kate & Sam are smart to fly separately. And her Awards for The Reader? Welllll deserved.
It sorta makes sense when you have little kids. Mr. IV and I would always ponder while we were out to dinner, what if we get hit by a bus? I guess you have little control over that but with flying, it's not hard to schedule different flights so that you can have peace of mind, especially with their cash.
I see the steamroller of Kate winning everything continues. May she win the Oscar and keep "The Other One" from being "The Other Won," so Trampolina makes a frowny-ass face at the Oscars and then goes home and beat the shit out of Brad.
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They can send their kid via UPS next day mail.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:25pm.
*tosses keys to angel*
It's the pea green Ford Pinto parked under the chestnut tree.
I'm heavily insured, so party on! :-)
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What's wrong with her eyebrows? I love strong brows.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:02pm.
Thanks for clearing that up. :-) What's mine is yours.
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Oh, MK! That's some funny shit, there! I got my daily guffw when I got to the part about the blender and the vacuuming. Duuude! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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who did this bitches hair?
Mine looked just like that when I got out of the shower this morning and put it in a pony tail!
Dress is weird and her body skin looks terrible-can I suggest exfoliate backs of her arms?
Just shows-she got all pissed off when the British newspapers said that her Vanity Fair shoot looked nothing like her-turns out they were right!!
Thank god for photoshop honey!!
Do they ride in different cars too? Honestly, I thought Kate was more sensible than this.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
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Shut up, Kate. I'm tired of you moaning about things. You and whatserface that Keira chap need to get together and have a whinge session and get it off your chests. (Not literally in Keira's case 'cause homegirl's flatter than my father-in-law's jokes.)
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:02pm.
Thanks for clearing that up. :-) What's mine is yours.
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So what, she looked lovely last night.
That's all I got.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:50pm.
@ angel_i--
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:35pm.
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I'm honored, homeslice. What did I say? It wasn't that thing with the tequila and the tin foil was it?
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LOL! No, I missed that one. Sadly.
Actually you said: "She just realized she could have had a free donut." But I paraphrased to "I could have had a free donut!"
It's in the link*wink*(it rhymes! Also, "sink" which is what I typed originally:):
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:24pm.
Be my guest!
Glad I finally came up with something witty.
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I luuuuuuurves it!
I need some virtual Visene after that chippenkid vid on the lastest thread.
Yes, I saw Heavenly Creatures and loved it. Love Kate, too. Now, if she'd lighten her eyebrows she'd be perfect.
My MIL's garbage disposal switch is in the cabinet under the sink, so if I have to stick my hand in there, I press the doors closed with my knee and say loudly over and over "My hand is in here, don't touch the switch" even though no one could anyway.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:39pm.
My ass is going to be on a plane this Thursday. After reading this, I am getting a bit freaked out.
The solution is simple: Bring fives for mini-bottles. If it's a long flight, Xanax with one mini-bottle. It makes your seatmates, the movie, and the food more tolerable, too.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:46pm.
Bwahahahahaha! *note to self, scrape leftover food into the trash from now on*
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So how does their kid travel? Or while his parents globetrot does he remain sequestered making Home Alone face?
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:24pm.
Be my guest!
Glad I finally came up with something witty.
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They're just going to transfer their paranoia and neuroses onto Joe.
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@ KD I need to get a screen for my disposal. Like xplnyrslf, I hate the sound that the silverware and hand bone crunching it makes. hehehehe
IG: I'm flying on Thurday too! Wanna sit together? I'll hold your hair back while you barf.
ElB: Youse funny.
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angel~I know statistically it's safer to fly than to drive but still I don't give a shit. I will never fly. If I can't get there on wheels then fook it LOL
LOL@ElB!!
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@ angel_i--
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:35pm.
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I'm honored, homeslice. What did I say? It wasn't that thing with the tequila and the tin foil was it?
If it was, you got to edit that mess straightaway!!
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Who did you let convince you you weren't good enough?--Tubereuse
El B,
Oh. Sorry. I had no idea who Simon Atwell was, I was passing on the information.
On topic: LOVE Kate! Loved her waaaay back when (I'm old, fuck off)! Anyone remember her in Heavenly Creatures?
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works a triathalon! ~ESE
Note to Ms. Winslet: Real terrorists do not normally announce themselves before committing an act of terror. I realize that it must have been an upsetting incident and all, but get over yourself. Now about you and your husband having to travel separately...I've checked the Presidential line of succession, and you and Sam are pretty far down the list. I believe "blathering English actress with an overblown ego" is somewhere between "Secretary of Homeland Security" and "Maintenance Man at the Bronx Zoo". You guys are good to go.
Jesus-- just when you think one of these Hollywood assholes is halfway fucking normal...
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:33pm.
@ jazzfish: YES! I do the same thing! Even if I unplug the darn thing, I know somehow there will be a power surge and the electricity will arch to the plug and POW, no hand!
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And then you'll be standing there holding your bloody stump while your disposal laughs at you like its the bride of Chuckie.