Monday, January 26th 2009
.....The Fuck?
Warning. Watch one of these two videos might get you on the National Sex Offenders list. You've been warned. But seriously, this is every shade of WTF. Scandalist posted two clips from a 1995 documentary about The Chippendiddys. Yeah, some motherfucker (Mr. Horton from Diff'rent Strokes) thought it would be really adorable to put together a group of British schoolboys and teach them Chippendales routines to perform for an audience of screaming mothers and daughters.
The song "Mr. Vain" will never be the same to me. And the WTF train went off the damn cliff during the clip below.
Chris Hansen, take the wheel and drive this shit into the bitch who came up with this fuckery!
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I am not saying that I find this in any way appropriate or right, but I have to admit that if it were little girls they would probably be in even less clothing with more provacative dance moves and people would find it normal. I really am not surprised either way.
Submitted by Candy...
"I feel dirty. I had to stop after 41 seconds of the bottom one."
Me too - it was exactly 41 seconds (I looked to see how much of this abomination I actually watched)
I cannot believe anyone would think this is acceptable. Their parents should be shot.
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This fuckery makes me all kinds of uncomfortable.
This fuckery makes me feel kinds of uncomfortable.
Uh.
M.K., you're...uhm...scaring me. *cry*
well there goes my buzz. the worst part is that the little fuckers stunk.
All I can say regarding the boys in these videos:
How many suicides?
Disgusting for sure. But then again, so is the grown-up version.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:23pm.
So midget porn is okay?
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It's not my thing, but sure, since they are consenting ADULTS.
I like to know who the parents are to these children. The dance coordinator should be put away as well. This is absolutely disgusting and disturbing to watch.
I feel dirty. I had to stop after 41 seconds of the bottom one.
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Very JonBenet. But a male version.
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Holy fuck, I feel like I should be hauled off to jail for seeing that. That shit ain't right.
madam s., well said. And can I add two more words? Or is it three?
Jon Benet Ramsay.
Ugh.
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surggj,
I will ignore the fact that you are certifiable, and just make a few points:
1: These boys are British. To suggest "they do things different in Europe" is to infer that all of European countries view sex and sexuality similarly, which couldn't be farther from the truth. There is really no "European" generality to be made.
2: In your strange "why do kids only have to play video games, Barbies, or sports" when there is this fabulous option of being sexualized (for the sake of adults having a laugh in this case? Which makes it funnier?) is a pretty vast dichotomy that leaves out the whole gray area of actual healthy childhood options.
3: I personally think this post is hilarious but I'm a sicko and lost faith in humanity some time ago. On the other hand I think you are nuts. (Unless you are joking in which case you're funny).
Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Mon,
I didn't, and will not watch this fuckery, but I swear, before I read the story, I just thought the screen capture was of little peop
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So midget porn is okay?
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OK...because it is dancing, I am going to address this from that stand point. Performing arts is not new to me, nor the idea of kids doing dancing with moves that seem adult...I think it is quite unique how they are all moving pretty well together...for being so young. I am not new to seeing bare chested ballet dancers or skimpy clad dancers. Even nude ballet dancing (As a costume designer, I have seen everything and then some). Even made some costumes that hardly were there.
I thought this was cute and funny and quite frankly reminded me of when I saw the "thunder down under" in Vegas...it was all just for fun....and you make what you want out of it. I come here for my daily dose of laughing my ass off.......lol!
My son was a classical ballet dancer for a short while and he loved being in class with all the girls...Even at a young age of 4 he knew he liked going to class for the girls, not the ballet....However, with that having been said...no one freaked when my daughter wore skimpy ballet costumes that looked nude and she had moves far worse than this, even at an early age.Say what you will but she made a living out of it until she went to college.
So, they look like they are having fun.Aren't kids suppose to have fun? Why does every kid have to play stupid video games or Barbie or sports? Some kids are just not into that sort of thing. None of my kids were.
My biggest compliment to give is that it made me laugh my ass off and think that; in America, with our economny down the toilet, you gonna see more kids doing anything they can just to get to eat. " A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
To all the people who insist it is some child porno stuff, just remember....in Europe they don't do things like we do and they certainly don't look at bodies the way we do either.
Just my opinion and everyone has one......like an A**h***.
AARRGGHHH!! That video made my soul hurt...Those poor little boys.
This upset me so much, that I emailed some company that hosts a forum where this documentary was discussed - the whole tone of the forum was NASTY and I really think that this film should be banned...how it ever got approval for release is beyond me - even the description on IMDB screams PAEDOPHILIA!
I don't know what kind of sick and twisted parents would let their kids get involved or watch that kind of thing, but I hope that all the boys involved are leading normal lives now and don't have to suffer any recognition.
Ugh..SICK!!!
Oh no. No. No. No. No.
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I didn't, and will not watch this fuckery, but I swear, before I read the story, I just thought the screen capture was of little people... not literally children. That shit is insane.
hellloooo pedo bear stamp of approval
I watched 12 seconds of this and could not go on. What the fuck is wrong with the producer, director, these boys' parents and teachers? Wrong to the eleventy millionth degree.
i need not see one more ken doll crotch thrust in my face. disturbing
Ewwwww. Anyone and everyone involved in this production should be hauled in for psych evaluations. That is the grossest thing I've seen in a long time. WTF indeed.
reminds me of beauty pageant stuff, its very very creepy to me, lil girls should not be paraded around like strippers in training and same thing for males.
Edited to add: I see young boys Ice skating and they do some type of thrusts on occasion, I dont condone this, but I just watched it after reading all the comments and I really dont see it as such a huge OMG factor. It isnt right, but Im sure there is much much worse.
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the video on top was removed...and probably for good reason. The second one is wrong on so many levels. Sad that any parent would submit their child to that and think it's "just fun" or amusing.
Looks like a pedophiles dream... Creepy video.
Back when my daughter was taking dance classes, from the mid 90s to the early 2000s, the teachers were choreographing what I considered to be raunchy moves for the boys.
I'm sure it wasn't anything near what this stuff is, but the boys were between 6 and 12 years old and were doing a lot of repetitive pelvic thrusts in jazz dance routines at the recitals.
The audiences hooted and clapped, but I was very uncomfortable. My parents were in the audience too, to see their grand daughter, I'm sure they were not impressed.
After being grossed out by that display, DH and I went on a nice cruise and watched a musical performance that was really very good.
In one scene, a man knocked a woman down and "slapped" her. The audience gasped and you could feel the tension of how surprised they were at such a bold scene. Yet the performers never did anything so disgusting as having children simulating sex acts on stage.
It get's worse. That guy boywatcher53 is in love with a Boy named Enrique who's 14 years old. And Enrique is in love with him as well. That dude is fucking sick.
That is some fucked-up shit! And I thought pageant mothers were bad.
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Uuhhh... I watched like 30 seconds. Really nasty!
Did Not Watch.
>>>Submitted by jwormyk on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:48pm.
Im serious when I ask this. Are we going to get get red flagged for wacthing (20 sec) of that? That was the weirdest nightmare a mind could ever conjure up. There is no way anyone mad eit through either of those videos.<<<
You won't be "red flagged" but if you ever take your computer in for repairs, the tech can see that you've been watching little boys do some very unnatural things, and call the cops on you.
You will be investigated to see if you have a kiddie porn stash, but it probably won't go any farther than that.
BTW, I'm basing my assumptions on what everyone is saying that these videos contain.
In MK's and Scanadalist's defense, they're using satire to bring attention to something really heinous...most normal people don't want to see this...nobody does, except the john wayne gacy's of the world...internet child porn is a booming, lucrative industry that is spreading rapidly and has been...i for one, thank MK for using his brand of satire to show disdain for something so depraved as the sexualization of children...I think Jonathon Swift would be proud.
Ummmm....errrr...I'm very uncomfortable. I am a little amused though especially by the one who seemed so very into it. WRONG!
"sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane."
British, age eleven around 14 years ago, is one of them Prince Harry???
Check the audience for tiaras.
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Those videos are disturbing if not exploitative. Why would any parent let their child participate in such a routine?
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 01/26/2009 -
I believe Carlin's quote was, "My grandfather used to say, 'I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandma.'"
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YES!! That's the one. I am not even kidding you that I still cannot watch the Waltons now. It's just too creepy.
Ugh. You know Grandpa's twin bed squeaked, too.
I'll bet John Boy was way uncomfortable with that.
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I can not believe my fucking eyeballs.
To be honest though, we objectify little girls like this in our culture all of the time and we're more desensitized to it. If we saw this same situation with little girls acting like stripper hos, we'd be like "yeah fucking gross, but what's new?". It puts things in perspective when we see adults subjecting boys to it.
So gross though.
Submitted by its six thirty ... on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:52pm.
xo :-)
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I wish I hadn't clicked on that video (2nd one). Even 2 seconds of it is too much. There are plenty of ways to do this in a much more innocent and lighthearted manner, but this is just sick.
i refuse to watch this shit... exploitation at its best. Somewhere right now one sick fuck thinks he has died and gone to heaven watching this shit....
Boywatcher belongs on America's (The Universe's) Most Wanted List. Seriously this is F'ed the F Up.
I am completely disgusted and perplexed. Why would anyone do this shit. WHY??? I don't get it.
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This screams of dirty old man from Family Guy.
I don't know who is worse, the parents that let their sons do this crap, or the idiots in the audience clapping for it.
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This is 100 kinds of fucked up. I can't even watch it, it would haunt me forever. Not cute, not entertaining, just...yuck.
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I bet those kids racked up some serious psychiatric bills.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:48pm.
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now THAT would be unfortunate
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