Monday, January 26th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Sophia Loren & Daniel Day-Lewis
Oh, to be an old timey road map in the dashboard of that car with these two hot bitches. Sophie Loren really knows how to ride in a convertible through Milan. Bitchface out, hand lightly on head and eyebrows in check. Whenever riding with the top down, you want to make sure you either paint your brows Loren-style or gel them down with some Dep gel so the wind doesn't blow them out of place.
Here's Sophia and DDL currently shooting that Nine shit in Rome. I feel like I'm going to love this shit until Nicole Kidman and her Jabbawockeez face pop on the screen to fuck it up.
(Open post = all topics welcome)
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"He also said he plans to donate profits from the doll to a national missing and exploited children's organization"
funny how he wont say which one he's donating to
Thankfully, the patient load at work is light. I love my playtime!
Later...
An MK doll... Yeah, I'd buy one. Shit, I'd buy ten!
I think a Michael K doll should be made..Complete with a no-no hole and a bag of Mother's Circus Cookies!
I found that little tidbit of info in my local news and thought I'd throw it out there... The dolls aren't even manufactured here in the States...
Breaktheleash, that's horrific :(
Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 8:24am
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Tacky is a nice word for it. I call that prostitution of the worst kind. Exploitative, disgusting and without conscience. And if he were sincere about donating to Missing and Exploited Children, then he could donate much more, considering the dolls are made at much less than the $29.99 price tag.
People disgust me and what disgusts me more, is that other people will buy it.
Oh also, if the maker was doing it for a good cause, then 100% of the sales would go to charity. Hell even 50 or 25%. Three dollars. Is he effing kidding??
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
A Caylee doll? That's just fucking weird. This is coming from a doll collector LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A Jacksonville man's company has created and will soon sell a doll named after the 2-year-old Orlando girl whose life was cut tragically short.
Caylee Anthony's story has touched people across the country. Her body was found several months after she disappeared, and her mother, Casey Anthony, is charged with first-degree murder in the case.
Less than five weeks after Caylee Anthony's remains were found in a bag, Jaime Salcedo's company, Showbiz Promotions, created the "Inspirational Caylee Sunshine Doll."
Salcedo said the 18-inch doll that sings "My Little Sunshine," the song Caylee Anthony was heard singing in a home video, is a tribute to slain toddler who never got a chance to live.
Critics might call it morbid or even say the creator of the doll is trying to profit from the slaying of a little girl, but Salcedo said that's not the case at all.
"We want to give … we're not trying to get rich. We're putting ourselves at a whole lot of risk," Salcedo said.
The doll doesn't look at all like Caylee Anthony, and Salcedo said he deliberately made it that way so it wouldn't offend the Anthony family.
He also said he plans to donate profits from the doll to a national missing and exploited children's organization because he wants to use the doll to help promote awareness.
"She'll be a banner for missing and exploited children, and people will know and have a better idea how to handle those situations or stop those situations from happening," Salcedo said.
When asked why a $29.99 doll has to be sold for that purpose when most people already know Caylee Anthony's story, Salcedo replied, "The way that they look at it is morbid and all negative, 'Oh, the little girl is killed.' They don't look at the thing that Caylee's in heaven right now and she's dancing and singing and she's joyous and in a better place than any of us here."
Salcedo said he could not name the organization to which donations will be made because he said it violates the organization's nonprofit rules. He said at least $3 from each sale will go to the nonprofit organization.
He said the doll will go on sale at noon Tuesday on CayleeDoll.com.
However, Salcedo said he would consider taking the dolls off the market if the Anthony family has a problem with the dolls.
The first 1,000 orders of dolls are expected to arrive in the United States by Feb. 28.
ANY COMMENTS?
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 6:24am.
Soooo a Chiko is a take off of a Chinese egg roll. So the 'ch' stands for CHinese, what does the 'iko' stand for? I Keel Over?
===LMTO @ I keel over!
I wouldn't say it's chinesey, nah. It's kinda gooey inside. I'd say it's more like a corn dog...yeah, a corn dog. But with, um, boned mutton. I've only eaten the outside of one since I found out 'bout that.
I'm a bit dodgy when it comes to manufactured meat stuffs.
Hope you feel better soon, Stoney. It's not much better this side of the pond either :(
In other news, I hate the London Underground. Why if you're going to be in an enclosed space for quite some time, do so few bother with personal hygiene? Ugh, disgusting people.
Submitted by Home on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:34am.
Who are you? are you pip/dot/square?
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ***wealthymeetup. c om*** yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
For the achy breaky hearts of which I can relate:
You are not alone.
Never give up.
Some days will seem like torture...they will last and stretch on like nails on a chalboard and you will have to choose survival.
Deep thinkers, you know who you are, don't give in. Tomorrow really IS another day.
Keep the faith.
Don't you dare coun't yourself out.
You'd be surprised how much this world truly needs you.
Love,
Home
geeez. now i have to wait a hour or two for the aussie contingent to show up!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
I'm so not happy right now.
Email done pissed me off to the edge of my mutha fuckin' PMS.
Don't EVEN ask. Not worth it.
Breathe. Breathe Breathe.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stoney, "RESIN HEADS RULE!"
Somehow, I know that doesn't make it better. :(
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:52am.
nite, UA, IG, AFL-CIO, NAFTA, NAMBLA
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And ASAP and his nasty brother, PDQ.
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
nite, UA, IG, AFL-CIO, NAFTA, NAMBLA
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:48am.
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G'night, UA. I'm hitting the hay too. xox
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
Goodnight All
I'm here and the bed is waaaaaay over there. Should be an adventure.
See you tomorrow for more "fun & games"
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
EEG we're going birding and biking and you're more than welcome, but the couch only sleeps one and nobody ever wants to share my bed!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:38am.
nite, Mani!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:33am.
Thanks Manimal!
I think I can get a bit lower if you want to kick me again!
Sorry, but the visual of that was too funny.
Anyway I have to get some sleep to go to my boring ass job tommorrow. Nite everyone!
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Goodnight PSL!
*fixing hair real good-like*
Sweet Dreams!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Goodnight PSL!
*fixing hair real good-like*
Swet Dreams!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Thanks Manimal!
I think I can get a bit lower if you want to kick me again!
LOLOLOL!
Magnets on my head......how embarassing!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
I went to mother fucking Vanderbilt
And my mother works at home depot
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I am going to pass out soon....see you all tomorrow.
Sleep well Stoney...try and smile when you wake up.
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"what should I say? 'please remove your dick from my ass'?"
- Mrs Rod Tidwell "Jerry Maguire"
Just stopping in to say hello...good to see you posting again UA, your wit was truly missed and TV LMAO at putting magnet on UA's steel plate!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:22am.
I came on a unicycle once. Long story, but suffice to say, they're never letting me back into the circus. And that bear was PISSED.
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I heard the chimp wearing the tuxedo & roller skates, smoking the cigar was pissed at you too!
Shit.....here comes Doug Henning's Lion Tamer song in my head now.....no sleep tonight.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
TITS,
If it is Mrs.K, why haven't you bitches invited me to the island.
We could go BFF hunting together!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
I know what you mean, stoney. Where I live there are no part-time jobs. At the fast food joints you see middle-aged ppl who are usually working in mgmt jobs somewhere. It's not just high school kids anymore. There aren't any better full-time jobs to waltz into. I'm hanging on to my job, too.
Ok. you're right. I'll smoke some resin and try to forget that my mother is slowly decaying. Life seems to be harder than I imagined. But I'm going to bed now so I can make that small money tomorrow I'm totally and completely overqualified for. Why did I go to Vanderbilt again?!?
HINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
OOOH LA DI DAH!!!
hey East End girl you still there?
Guess who's coming to visit MEEEEEEE!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:20am.
@Stoney
Cheer up!
At least you have your health. Personally, I hate it when people say that to me.
Everything comes in cycles. Bicycles. Unicycles. Menstrual cycles.
ha. ha. ha.
Honestly......hang in there as things will get turn around.
Feel better?
:-)
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I came on a unicycle once. Long story, but suffice to say, they're never letting me back into the circus. And that bear was PISSED.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@Stoney
Cheer up!
At least you have your health. Personally, I hate it when people say that to me.
Everything comes in cycles. Bicycles. Unicycles. Menstrual cycles.
ha. ha. ha.
Honestly......hang in there as things will get turn around.
Feel better?
:-)
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
IG,
Right back at you ho. Having the deliciousness that is known as cottage cheese on toast.
Perfect late night snack.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Thanks you guys I'm so sad while I have personally survived so far, all my family and friends are going down in this economy, and it's not like i make enough to support them, and is that expected? My job hangs on a hair, so fixing everyone's problems is kinda hard, even though everyone is coming to me. I don't know why they think I can help them! I have like, like maybe a grand to my whole fucking name!!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:03am.
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Hooker!
That is all. ♥♥
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:01am.
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*Uncle opens trenchcoat* C'mon in Stoney....Always room for one more.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
TV.....lmao
Uncle Ashtray, thank you. :)
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"what should I say? 'please remove your dick from my ass'?"
- Mrs Rod Tidwell "Jerry Maguire"
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:01am.
*hugs Stoney*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:02am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:00am.
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TV, you are one sick son of a bitch!
I LOVE it!!!!!
P.S. Paid my quarter and saw thw weiner! Fucking Nut!
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You should've waited, we have a recession special throughout February. pay a dime, see the weiner.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@PSL
I'm speechless.
:-)
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Unk,
Well then, we both have interesting stories to tell airport security!
Stoney,
Sorry babe, that sucks some serious ass.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:00am.
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TV, you are one sick son of a bitch!
I LOVE it!!!!!
P.S. Paid my quarter and saw thw weiner! Fucking Nut!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
I love you guys!
*bawls for my mother*
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:58am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:55am.
Uncle Ashtray,
Did you land and settle well in FLA? Yeah I have a steeltrap memory.
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Funny thing happened on the way to FLA.
I have a steel plate in my head.
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LOL
Note to self: if you ever meet Uncle Ashtray, try to stick refrigerator magnet to head.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.