Monday, January 26th 2009
Shocking: Shauna Sand Walking Barefoot!!
The Empress of Lucite's powers have reached a new zenith! Shauna Sand was able to float above the sand without her exquisite lucite heels! I mean, she must have had a lucite pussy plug in her precious oyster, because how else would this be possible? Lucite is her oxygen. And you should also know that these pictures were taken in the dead of night in Miami. But when the most gorgeous woman in the world came outside, the sun peeked out to get one more glimpse of perfection.
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I have seen her naked photos on a celebrity dating site ........richdate net..........., The photos are very hot at the forum.
He is so hot and in some of the pics he looks like he is way over this skank.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Why do the papparazzi even take pictures of this skank? She isn't famous, nor is she a celebrity. She looks like every other run-of-the-mill stripper out there.
This shank fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Damn I guess she really likes that Lorenzo Lamas look in her men.
baywatch version.
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He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ***wealthymeetup. c om*** yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
god i just want to snatch that broke ass weave off her head. gack.
Wow, she has NO ass.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:14pm.
Who in the hell wears a long-sleeved, button down, starched white dress shirt to the beach?
fuckin pimps and their hos
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Hahahahaha!!
The last time I wore a long-sleeved, buttoned down white dress shirt on the beach was.... never!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd34vJohGXc
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
if this sad woman left her face alone for 5 mins so that it could once again feel movement,like being able to SMILE!, i do believe she could be quite pretty
Who in the hell wears a long-sleeved, button down, starched white dress shirt to the beach?
fuckin pimps and their hos
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Question to the room: if you accused your partner of making awful threats against your family, would you be seen photographed all lovey-dovey with said partner a month later?
She's either a cunning media-whore playing the public and the press for fools or batsh*t crazy. I can't decide which one is scarier. Where the Sam Hill is Lorenzo in all this mess?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:35pm.
What do you think?
I think they look pretty miserable for two people "so in love".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I thought that she would have "Barbie" feet that were always in the high heel position!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Dude looks like a younger version of Lorenzo Lamas, her x! The Empress is Missing Her Shoes!!!!!
So I am confused...is THAT her ex-husband?
The one one who is a danger to her and her children or not?
(yes, you need to speak slowly. I can't hear thru my helmet....)
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:10pm.
Oh, my god! Call the police! She's obviously been shoe-jacked!
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Hee hee!! But did you notice that in a few of the pics, she's on her tippy toes? Those exquisite lucite heels may not be on her feet, but they're still there in spirit.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:38pm.
Here's a link to the free directory of Cali legal forms, where anyone can fill out a divorce petition. It's mostly tick the boxes.
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Where did that come from? Your replies are the oddest things I've ever read.
It's like I say 'Orange?' and you reply with 'Lawnmower'.
pah.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
i bet she farts glitter and stickers and rainbows.
Oh, my god! Call the police! She's obviously been shoe-jacked!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:38pm.
Here's a link to the free directory of Cali legal forms, where anyone can fill out a divorce petition. It's mostly tick the boxes. As far as the legal system itself, I defer to your greater knowledge.
http://www.courtinfo.ca.gov/forms/documents/fl100.pdf
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"If I have done anything that has brought this house into disrepute, I most humbly apologize," declared Thomas Taylor, lord of Blackburn.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:02pm.
I agree. But it suggests they don't have any money to hire someone who knows what he or she is doing or any assets worth fighting about.
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No it doesn't!!! It means they don't feel the need to pay a lot of money to a lawyer.
Wow you totally missed my point earlier.
The law should be easy enough that ANYONE can perform the MAJORITY of legal tasks without a lawyer. Divorce, adoption, buying or selling a home etc. If you need a lawyer for these things then the law has been perverted by lawyers who have made it so complicated and arcane that you have no choice but to hire one and pour money in their pockets.
The legal system has been destroyed and corrupted by lawyers.
edit - and a hand written legible document is no less credible than some verbose overwrought english typed on heavy parchment with some grandiose logo embossed on it. In fact I'd give more weight and credence to the hand written document - it takes more effort and thought than cutting and pasting some stock paragraphs and charging thousands of dollars.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Why does he keep looking into the camera? So creepy. Is he lookin for work as a model?
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Her face is pretty hideous...Her man looks gay...Gay men in denial about their sexuality probably love her because she fits the mold of what they think they should like in a woman...extrememly thin & petite, enormous breasts, very long blond hair, overly tan...she is so tacky though.
A white business shirt to the beach? And Shauna has THE WORST HAIR. Kim Z's wig has more movement.
Shocking, how did getting that tattoo on her fake boob not make it deflate?
Her ass is in great shape. How can she stabilize herself with those gi-normous plastic mammories when she doesn't have her Frankenstein heels on?
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:02pm.
I agree. But it suggests they don't have any money to hire someone who knows what he or she is doing or any assets worth fighting about.
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"If I have done anything that has brought this house into disrepute, I most humbly apologize," declared Thomas Taylor, lord of Blackburn.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by twiddlebug1 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:52pm.
aren't they supposed to be divorced?
I think they stopped the proceedings early on (after filing). I don't think either one hired a lawyer; the petition was handwritten. Nice!
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nothing wrong with that! (the handwriten petition).
the law should be easily navigational so that the average person can do the majority of their legal business without having to hire a lawyer.
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Submitted by twiddlebug1 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:52pm.
aren't they supposed to be divorced?
I think they stopped the proceedings early on (after filing). I don't think either one hired a lawyer; the petition was handwritten. Nice!
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"If I have done anything that has brought this house into disrepute, I most humbly apologize," declared Thomas Taylor, lord of Blackburn.
she still hangs out with the man she says did nasty things to her children. Klassy broad. Michael, rise above my dear.
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i dunno, it sells itself
aren't they supposed to be divorced?
This haggard ho looks semi human here. Her homo has nice legs.
she has an amazing figure but the fake tits and fake tan ruins it!
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Can anyone tell me who she is with?
Is this her husband? or ex-husband...the one she fights with in court and then foregives?
Anyhoo, at least she is wearing an actual bathing suit...the last one was straight-up lingerie.
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
Submitted by KD on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:06pm.
It could be a very large crab running away.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
THAT BLEACHED BLOND HAIR AND FUCKING FAKE TITS THING IS REALLY FUCKING OLD. LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT. GIVE ME A FUCKING GODDAMN NATURAL LOOKING GAL WALKING DOWN THE BEACH TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT ANYDAY.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:05pm.
A tattoo? on her BREAST???!! How utterly hideous.
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I know! I'm amazed that it didn't pop!
A tattoo? on her BREAST???!! How utterly hideous.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Sans the fake boobage and fake-n-bake she's actually got a pretty decent figure.
*ducks*
I'm surprised she can even walk without her exquisite lucite heels supporting her. Maybe that's why he's holding onto her in some way in all the pictures - she'll fall down otherwise.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:44pm.
I bet most of her income is in the form of child support. She does go out to some swanky LA restaurants with "dates"...
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I bet she stares at those shoes like Stains stares at cupcakes!
I dreamed this day would come! Hopefully those cheap ass shoes finally broke apart and she can't find another pair 'cos Coco is not giving her pair up nor any "other" strippers will part with thiers.
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
I am so sick of seeing pictures of this fugly do nothing attention whore.
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Can some one remind me again who this chick is and why is she famous? I think her lucite shoes work harder than her.
What does she do, other than be a hot slut of Dlisted?
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I am amazed that there are not more gay men....both of the are a walking ad for switching teams.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
she actually has feet. i thought she was like a bratz doll with insertable plastic shoe feet
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The problem with her face is that she has become a charicature of the L.A. bleach blond with fake boobs. Her hair is whiter, longer, straighter. Her lips are super-inflated, she's super tan, and super skinny. All things together = yuck. Those girls just don't get it.
My sister-in-law is one of them and she prances around thinking she is all that! She comes out east here and we just look at her like she's from another planet (and she's stupid on top of that).
Ahhh. I feel so much better after the venting. Thanks!
It's the Empress and her hot Frenchie husband! *swoon* He's my favorite douchebag! I would totally hit that!
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