Bijou Needs A Heaping Serving Of STFU Pie
Tommy Girl said that he's no longer opening up his shit hole about evil anti-depressants, but it looks like he passed down the batshit crazy torch to fellow Scientologist Bijou Phillips. Bijou has some advice for any of you who suffer from a severe case of the sads: stop being such a pussy and get the fuck over it! Basically.
In the new issue of Paper (via UsWeekly), Bijou said, "My grandparents didn't take any pills, and they were fine. Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a fucking pansy."
This is coming from a bitch whose whole family has self-medicated with the street anti-depressant know as CRACK (and a bunch of other shit too). Why doesn't she tell her sister Mackenzie to just get over being a damn crackhead. You know, eat a barley cookie, shake off the shakes and move on.
I wish Bijou would just buck up and get over being such a dumbstupidwhorecuntslutdickhead, but that's not going to happen.
And since we're on the subject of Bijou, I want to quote one of my favorite comments ever left by a commenter on this site a while ago. They said: "Bijou Phillips would fuck a snake!" No truer words have ever been written. And she would totally fuck a depressed snake too.
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Oh yeah, depression is just a myth created by hypocondriac people... Xenu on the other hand is REAL, right?!
What a moron.
I had wondered whether she got sucked into the cult. She was a perfect candidate for the cult of Scientology. A former drug addict who will do anything for attention and acceptance. Scientology thrives on people like her.
What a loser. By the way, I've read a few articles with her -- she is a total egomaniac and thinks she is hot shit.
She has a five-head that you could land a 747 on..
i would like to stop taking my lithium for my manic / depression just so i can go into a rage and kick the living shit out of this clueless ignorant bimbo bitch
That is pretty stupid when her entire family suffers from drug addiction.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
What a selfish asshole. Thats because this desease doesnt affects her. Im on antidepressant and if it wasn’t for them I would have killed myself at this point.
Tinny voice, horrible nose that looks like it was from a lump of cold clay and jagged teeth. She's not nearly as cute as she thinks she is (read an article with her extolling her own beauty more or less)
Submitted by lara on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:17am.
Submitted by jalynne on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:26pm.
Obviously, she and anyone with this attitude has never suffered from depression. They think it is just an "emotion" and not a chronic chemical imbalance.
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Chemical imbalance. as the cause of depression has not been proved. It's just a THEORY.
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Theory my ass. I think you nead to read up on chemical imbalance.
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I've never heard of this moronic person and i intend to keep it that way.
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Submitted by lara on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:17am.
What's your point? You agree that it's just an emotion and we should just get over it?
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Ugh, I hate when people dismiss depression as being lazy etc. I've had depression since I was a kid, it runs in my family. Medication helped me be myself, people with chronic depression can't just "get over it".
Also, wtf is up with Scientology? Why do people even give them the time of day? I was trying to explain what Scientology was to a friend and she didn't want to say anything negative "because it's a religion"... it's a business created by a science fiction writer.
On another note, I know BP's wearing a top because I can see the zipper but doesn't it look like some busted bra from Wal-Mart?
Submitted by jalynne on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:26pm.
Obviously, she and anyone with this attitude has never suffered from depression. They think it is just an "emotion" and not a chronic chemical imbalance.
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Chemical imbalance. as the cause of depression has not been proved. It's just a THEORY.
I was at work earlier today when I was posting. I tell ya, dlisted makes the work day ... much better. This made me think - have any of you ever worked with someone who was totally off the charts? Yeah, I thought so. Have you ever heard of someone who was so bi-polar that bi-polar was actually a nice thing to say about them? What ppl usually say about this person is 'batshit crazy.' It's true, medication is not for everyone, but damn - for some ppl it would probably help them out a lot and help out those of us who have to work with them or be in their family circle.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:59am.
I would be kerfuffled. Did I mention it's freezing here? As in the North Pole?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:51am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:48am.
On the other hand, I would breeze thru a TX summer with nary a ripple in my margie.
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Can I use that as my new siggie? Although can I change it to, "I had nary a margie in me nipple!!"
I'm all mentally erect loik dat. :)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:48am.
On the other hand, I would breeze thru a TX summer with nary a ripple in my margie.
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"If I have done anything that has brought this house into disrepute, I most humbly apologize," declared Thomas Taylor, lord of Blackburn.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:37am.
OK. How are you, IG? Is the Franzia working? It's friggin "cold" here: we had hail in parts of the city and it's hovering near freezing. hahahahaha
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Submitted by Home on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:26pm.
That is beautiful and I could not agree more. Being bipolar is what led me into rescue. My therapist told me that animals can be very good for crazy folk like me. And she was right. I am the proud papa of three of the most beautiful girls in the world . . . including my gorgeous, gorgeous pittie. I look at them as a gift from all this. There are always bad times and sometimes the medication sucks more than the bipolar, but because of it I am able to see that amazing pittie smile every day. Nothing like it.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:33am.
Never mind.
OK. How are you, IG? Is the Franzia working? It's friggin "cold" here: we had hail in parts of the city and it's hovering near freezing. hahahahaha
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"If I have done anything that has brought this house into disrepute, I most humbly apologize," declared Thomas Taylor, lord of Blackburn.
Can someone give her a pill to STFU?
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I once watched the biggest piece of shit direct to VHS movie ever called "Tart" in which her character got eaten out by her dog, declared that her dog 'gives the best head in the upper east side' and then goes to a party, poops in a bucket, and puts it on a coffee table. Mushy asshole Barton was in it too, which a fake ass Vadge british accent.
Never mind.
hey look bijou said something stupid and annoying, now that we've all been reminded that she is still around...*yawn*
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Submitted by Noelegy on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:05pm.
Aw, it's so cute how she thinks what she has to say matters.
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That's the best response I've ever heard. Puts mine to shame, and also hits the nail right on the head...
What a self righteous fame whore. And a hypocrite to boot. Douchebags like this twat should not be given time by the media. Just goes to show that celebu-tards like her have shit for brains...
she comes from a line of drug addicts, her chromosomes are all fucked up. No wonder she is a fucking IDIOT.
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She needs to relax her shit, because if it wasn't for the drugs her rock star daddy would have probably remembered to put on a condom and the world would be a less annoying place.
WOW Home, you really did bring it home with that beautiful, sad yet, very poignant speech. I do not suffer from clinical depression, but I have been very very sad a couple times in my life, especially during this past year. I hurt really bad, I cried a lot, my heart was broken but I wrote so many great poems and learned alot about myself as a person. So yea, I totally get what you're saying.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Who is she again?
Thanks for my new favorite word-
dumbstupidwhorecuntslutdickhead
I'm bi-polar. it's all good.
Manson, will JIM be responding to this post VERY SOON?!!!
Aw, it's so cute how she thinks what she has to say matters.
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Dumb bitch.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 9:05pm.
Well, now, Homes...there is no question in my mind that some kids truly do need to be medicated, BUT there's no doubt in my mind that unless they are an EXTREME situation (and I've seen 'em. They do exist), medication should be the last resort. I think too often it's the first resort. I saw it with my neighbor's kid growing up. They put her ass on Ritalin, and while she said it did help, what would have helped better is if someone just got her a damn tutor (she wasn't hyper-active though). Her parents were lazy. Bottom line. Oh, and bitch is an ATTORNEY now. A lot of these kids don't need pills, they need good caring parents, a decent school system and good teachers...BUT some DO need meds. When you see the ones who DO need them vs. the questionable cases, you will want to stab Butjous Phillips with a fork.
I JUST SAW YOUR POST A IT REALLY, REALLY TAKES ME TO FUCKING HEART. I HAVE AN AUNT BY MARRIAGE WHO IS TRUELY BI-POLOR. SHE HAS BEEN IN AND OUT OF MENTAL INSTITUTIONS FOR 40 YEARS. SHE IS ONE FUCKING SICK PUPPY BUT WE ALL TRY TO ACT AS CORDIAL AS WE POSSIBLE CAN AROUND HER WHEN SHE IS REALTIVELY STABLE. ITS LIKE NO. WHAT YOUR KID FUCKING NEEDS IS A VERY SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS AND THEN MABY A COUPLE OF MORE. THIS WHOLE AUTISM/ATTENTION DEFICIATE CRAP IS THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF GODDAMN BULLSHIT I HAVE HEARD IN A VERY LONG FUCKING TIME. YA SURE THE DISORDER DOES EXIST BUT I AM NOT NEARLY FUCKING CONVINCED IT DOES AS MUCH AS PEOPLE MAKE IT OUT TO BE. A LOT OF TIMES WHAT KIDS REALLY NEED IS A VERY SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS AND TOLD TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BEHAVE AND DO THEIR STUDIES.
bijou no stranger to the taking of drugs and booze...and she should do a better job of covering up her big forehead...
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:06pm.
Bitch, you better pray you and I don't meet when I happen to be off my meds.
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Oh, I SOOOOOOO want this to be a bumper sticker on my car....Oh, and I want this to be HIGHLY VISIBLE stick-IT (up yo' ass) on my cubicle at work and I'd like it posted at my front and back door of my home and then, tattooed on my forehead...
YOU, MS. TAX ARE THE HOTTEST SLUT EVER TO SLUT! HIGH FIVE, WHORE!
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@z-listed: Bless you for speaking the truest words ever spoken.
Obviously, she and anyone with this attitude has never suffered from depression. They think it is just an "emotion" and not a chronic chemical imbalance. They might as well just tell people with cancer to get over it too. In my case "time" was the only thing that made my depression go away, but that is only because I had a bad reaction to the birth control shot. It was a long 18 months, but I survived!
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:50pm.
It was Flavor-aid, actually. Kool-aid's poor cousin.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Bitch, you better pray you and I don't meet when I happen to be off my meds.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:07pm.
Thanks for sharing, ES. Your mom's childhood sounds a lot like my mother-in-law's childhood... she grew up in Hazard, Kentucky and had to brain her dad with a fireplace poker when she was 8 or 9 and he was drunk and trying to kill them. There were 5 kids in the household and they are all on some kind of medication to remain functional. I don't see how they COULDN'T be - hell, I have plenty of issues and the only childhood trauma I had was divorce!
What I don't understand is how they all grew up to be good - or at least adequate - parents. My MIL is one of the sweetest people on the planet, and raised two great kids. My husband's cousins on that side of the family are all pretty cool, too.
Another thing I don't understand is why people have a problem with these medications. If you're against them, fucking don't take them! Don't disparage people who need them.
No one who has not experienced the deep well of clinical depression should EVER comment on it or any medications for depression. EVER!
I AGREE WITH HER LIKE PEOPLE GO THRU WORST THINGS THAN US ALL THE TIME..BUT YET WE ACT LIKE ALWAYS THE END OF THE WORLD...BUT SHE NEEDS TO GIVE HER FAMILY THE SAME ADVICE SHE'S SO QUICK TO SHARE WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
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Wow, I find her tough talk and use of the word "fuck" so impressive!
What a dumbass. Depression is a chemical embalance in the brain. Not something you can just "buck up & get over".
Agreed. I appreciate Michael K's comments. He is spot on!
Who?
Why not just ask random stangers off the street what they think?
She is sooooo revered in her profession, all the other "spawn of semi-talented retards" call her "the daughter of that junkie". So I guess what she says is the gospel, unless Peaches Geldof wants to way in. Fuck fuck fuck her.
Fuck "el Rodders" and while I'm on this rant... Fuck PETA and it's money grubbing cult too.
Sorry, but now I don't want to hurt my cat, so thanks for letting me get that off my chest MK.
"Fucking pansy" is a really nice choice of wording; classy as always, Bijou.
I hate this twat. I really fucking do.
What a dumbass. Depression is a chemical embalance in the brain. Not something you can just "buck up & get over".
Well, now, Homes...there is no question in my mind that some kids truly do need to be medicated, BUT there's no doubt in my mind that unless they are an EXTREME situation (and I've seen 'em. They do exist), medication should be the last resort. I think too often it's the first resort. I saw it with my neighbor's kid growing up. They put her ass on Ritalin, and while she said it did help, what would have helped better is if someone just got her a damn tutor (she wasn't hyper-active though). Her parents were lazy. Bottom line. Oh, and bitch is an ATTORNEY now. A lot of these kids don't need pills, they need good caring parents, a decent school system and good teachers...BUT some DO need meds. When you see the ones who DO need them vs. the questionable cases, you will want to stab Butjous Phillips with a fork.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...