Bijou Needs A Heaping Serving Of STFU Pie
Tommy Girl said that he's no longer opening up his shit hole about evil anti-depressants, but it looks like he passed down the batshit crazy torch to fellow Scientologist Bijou Phillips. Bijou has some advice for any of you who suffer from a severe case of the sads: stop being such a pussy and get the fuck over it! Basically.
In the new issue of Paper (via UsWeekly), Bijou said, "My grandparents didn't take any pills, and they were fine. Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a fucking pansy."
This is coming from a bitch whose whole family has self-medicated with the street anti-depressant know as CRACK (and a bunch of other shit too). Why doesn't she tell her sister Mackenzie to just get over being a damn crackhead. You know, eat a barley cookie, shake off the shakes and move on.
I wish Bijou would just buck up and get over being such a dumbstupidwhorecuntslutdickhead, but that's not going to happen.
And since we're on the subject of Bijou, I want to quote one of my favorite comments ever left by a commenter on this site a while ago. They said: "Bijou Phillips would fuck a snake!" No truer words have ever been written. And she would totally fuck a depressed snake too.
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Tiger, don't make me go tongue deep on you, Kitta Kat.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "Give the drugs to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, not kids!!!!!"
That's what I'm saying.
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*Giving Hekki the side eye*...I ain't sharin', bitch, go find your own kiddie pharmacy, cuz this one's close for bidness... *dashing off with sack full o' drugs...market value to be dertermined...* ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hekki, EXACTLY. We are on the same page. I wish, I truly wish my fears didn't have veracity but they do. Oh how they do. :(
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "Give the drugs to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, not kids!!!!!"
That's what I'm saying.
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:30pm.
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Yeah - I smoke out the window, or sit outside when it's warm...I don't like my place reeking of pot. I know peeps who are like that - stressed out because they smoke so much pot they can't handle things. And I know people who have smoked all day for years, and aside from it showing on their faces, they're like anyone else. Or rather - they're fine:)
When I was young and really unaware it got out of control - but I was drinking then and taking anything passed my way, pretty much...but, in the end, weed REALLY helped me when I through my crises. It would just keep me calm enough to think straight. Slow me down - keep me from being panicky and emotional. Now, it's just there. I like the way it feels. It's a place to go but I don't live there. I'm definitely not one of those people, altho there was a time I tried to be...live and learn.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Home: "If we pussify and drug-down our young men...who is going to yell, "Boo Yah!" in the next major war?:
Haven't they been experimenting with drugs that increase aggression and inhibit fear since WWII anyway?
Keep them docile until we need them to be killing machines! I know I sound like a conspiracy theorist, but it makes sense if you're thinking like a bureaucrat.
Submitted by Home on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:22pm.
That was considerate of you! Nah, I have always been really open about my mom and her difficulty growing up. It doesn't upset me to talk about it in the least, I understand the problem and fucktards like this one MK is talking about make me angry because until they have empathy they will never understand.
I'm actually very proud of my mom, she got her ass out of NJ and away from the drama family to raise her family right.
Thanks for the support, right back at ya!
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Dick happens! - MK
angel i, yeah i know i was harping on people not being open, but not everything works for everybody. i have friends who can't smoke pot at all and then i have friends who smoke everyday because they're stressed. you know it's probably the pot that's causing the stress in the first place for them but they're really married to the fact that pot's supposed to relax them. and also because it's mega socially acceptable in SF. i personally IMO would want to never smell pot again in my home, I live with people who smoke constantly and after awhile it just totally reeks.
STFU!!!
Thank you Bijou. Can you translate "fuck the fuck off" into STFUpican and pass the memo to the rest of your Cult.
You're a peach.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
grapeddrink, i like House too so watch on! I'm not sure I'll be on later, but maybe I'll see you tomorrow...
STFU!!!
Paris:
u gonna be here later??? i'll check back after i feed my House addiction! Boy, i look like i really care about my nephew!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:56pm.
Wow. What kinda grass you be smokin' down there???
It sounds laced.
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And, actually, I came back to say - that's not fair. I've known more than one person for whom pot was just simply not fun. My bestie in highschool would throw up if it was really potent. Which freaked me out cuz I can't begin to imagine it.
It's like we were talking about dieting. You can't just go all half-cocked at 'treatments', or lifestyle...we're all built just a little bit differently, we all have to find what works for us on an individual level. And then form groups. And then armies. And then WAR!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!
Sorry - I was just tryna make my ideas more palatable to the public at large. Actually, it's a trick:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:07pm.
EvilS, I edited out most of your post in case you later want to retract it but wow. I can so identify with you, darlin'. Keep your nipper up, sweetheart.
STFU Bijou Phillips! <--right as rain!
House is on...gotta run!
grapeddrink, what does you nephew like to do in terms of hobbies? does he want to go to college? sometimes getting him involved with a group or socially might help. i think even sports help as well.
STFU!!!
As a society we have become conditioned to believe there is a pill for every problem. I'm cool with that...I have lots of pharma stock in my portfolio....
I would totally hit that shit by the way...chich has "crazy" written all over her. Take a week to remember your name after.
(hmm....is THAT how scientology gets it's recruits??)
grapeddrink, SF has crazy crack and heroin problems, cops feel it's better to worry about those two drug and most of all the drug dealers than about the drug users, who you can just throw into rehab if shit gets bad. ive worked with many youth who had parents with substance abuse issues and many youth who got removed from the home because of it.
STFU!!!
grapeddrink, ive worked with foster kids and "troubled" youth for nearly 5-6 years. was in a mental health agency last time. so i picked up on some stuff.
STFU!!!
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:07pm.
grapeddrink, pot here is as common as a cigarette. people smoke everywhere, and cops don't give a crap. well, in SF that is, not sure about everywhere else in CA.
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Damn, i haven't been to SF in many years. I gotta see that shit!
Not acceptable here...not in the Dirty South...not in public anyway, which breeds the addiction it's supposed to prevent.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/26/2009 -
Ok, shhh...I'm already kinda skinny,
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Uh huhhhh....all that puffy stuff is just fur, right??
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What? What? We tigers grow extra fur on our bellies during the winter months...Yeah, and I'm retaining water...and...I...have...a...thyroid...problem...????? *tiger eyes scanning DListed crowd to see if anyone's buyin' it...*
Oh fuck you! The Oprahloonies bought that bullshit hook, line and sinker. How could I not even try it out on you drunken skanks????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 8:04pm.
grapeddrink, i would have to look at that. the kids probably shouldn't have been put on them in the first place. so once they're on them they shouldn't take them off but hopefully just let them weather the adjustment period. but then again, there's always a threat of suicide, ADs change an already forming minds' brain chemistry. ill check out the studies though, sounds interesting. i think sometimes parents and doctors and shrinks don't realize that kids may be depressed for several reasons not always having to do with a chemical imbalance. like family, hormones, socio-economic reasons, stress @ school or with friends. we don't always need to medicate for these reasons either.
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I bet we've been in similar vocations in the past...do check out and get back to me...i'd really like to know...got a 17 year old nephew that counseling is only giving minimal relief to at the moment...don't worry, we don't throw meds at a problem...just want to have the latest if he takes a turn for the worse.
grapeddrink, pot here is as common as a cigarette. people smoke everywhere, and cops don't give a crap. well, in SF that is, not sure about everywhere else in CA.
STFU!!!
Yeah, because when I think of depression, I instantly want to know Bijou Phillips view on it.
Fuck her. My mother was abused severely as a child by a drunk (her father) who beat her every damn day with a 3 inch thick Bible. She was fucked for life after his shit.
No way would my mother by here today if it weren't for anti-depressants. She might have been difficult to live with and get along with but she survived a monster.
STFU Bijou Phillips!
Home, sounds like angel dust or maybe even laced with acid. that's crazy, i can understand if you don't want to do pot ever again. some people shouldn't smoke either, makes em get panic attacks.
STFU!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:56pm.
Wow. What kinda grass you be smokin' down there???
It sounds laced.
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I hear the really good weed is coming out of Canada these days...and the pacific northwest of the USA (didn't want to offend any pot growers in these areas, so i had to give a shout out)
Speaking of dope, it's time to get another 6 pack of the most delicious, addicting drink in the world, Diet Coke...can't get enough of that shit...one is too many and a thousand is never enuf!!!!! Me need aspartame!!
grapeddrink, i would have to look at that. the kids probably shouldn't have been put on them in the first place. so once they're on them they shouldn't take them off but hopefully just let them weather the adjustment period. but then again, there's always a threat of suicide, ADs change an already forming minds' brain chemistry. ill check out the studies though, sounds interesting. i think sometimes parents and doctors and shrinks don't realize that kids may be depressed for several reasons not always having to do with a chemical imbalance. like family, hormones, socio-economic reasons, stress @ school or with friends. we don't always need to medicate for these reasons either.
STFU!!!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:50pm.
Tigerlilly:
You r one crazy ass tiger! but damn do i love u for it. hell yeah! your passion and committment to the use of all pharmaceuticals would inspire the William Burroughs!
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Just remember kids, Auntie Tiger says: ALL DRUGS is good, but MANY drug takers is BAD, BAD, VERY, VERY BAD...so hand 'em over, brats! You're all bad drug takers, especially the lil' snot factories that have perscriptions for the following drugs on Auntie Tiger's Preferred Drug List (to protect children and shit)....*passing around list*...Yes, my children, give...give 'til it hurts...and don't tell your parents cuz that's what BAD children do...
ADIOS, NINOS! Tiger got some dolls to play with now!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She really does need to shut the fuck up. Irresponsible bitch. As for you crazy weed smokers, seriously what's up with that!?!? Why is it so damm popular, ha, I'm not even much of drinker myself, jeez, I really must be a boring bitch. I do love a marlboro light though.
Angel, My BF and I got high on some grass that HAD TO BE LACED because we were lying on the grass and babbling to ourselves and when I managed to limp my way to the bathroom I looked in the mirror and my face was all distorted and shit... I'll never forget it. My face looked like my head was falling off of my neck. I was in such a state of freaked outtedness (yes I just made up a new terminology).
Anycrack, I don't like pot much. An aside but pot seems to kick in my panic attacks. No spank you.
B.P., still looks like a spent hooker. My beer goggles need some windex and a ho-job.
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:51pm.
There's a reason why a lot of anti-depressants can't be used on kids, they are in danger of committing suicide if they're under the age of 16. They found it out the hard way when kids started taking it and started offing themselves. There's an adjustment period to the drug that's pretty intense or something is the reason behind that.
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Now, don't quote me on this...but i've heard that they're now concerned that the teen suicide rate is going up do the knee jerk reaction of taking all kids off anti-depressant meds after the initials studies came out indicating that use of AD's could increase the risk of suicide...
I'm not sure on this, but it's worth checking out
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 -
all pharmaceuticals would inspire the William Burroughs!
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I saw "Naked Lunch" on a first date.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Wow. What kinda grass you be smokin' down there???
It sounds laced.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 -
all pharmaceuticals would inspire the William Burroughs!
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I saw "Naked Lunch" on a first date.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:48pm.
Paris Herpes - you mean like seizures, stroke and heart attack? Not to mention kidney and liver failure. Why don't they just say Death is a side effect?
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Coffee protects your liver AND your heart. Go figure the fluck outta that 'un?
I ain't keeding either.
To be honest though, I have my doubts about wide-awake drunks.
She really is a nasty, mouthy bitch isn't she. Back in her grandparents day times were tough and if you had severe depression you were probably thrown in an asylum or killed yourself or both. Thankfully times have changed and mental health doesn't have the stigma attached to it that it did back in ye olde days. I know first hand how truly paralyzing and debilitating depression can be. You CAN'T just suck it up, if only it were that simple.
Scientologist crazies don't believe in antidepressants but they do believe in Xenu and thetans, etc. They really are a scary, out of touch, brainwashing cult.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/26/2009 -
Ok, shhh...I'm already kinda skinny,
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Uh huhhhh....all that puffy stuff is just fur, right??
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
There's a reason why a lot of anti-depressants can't be used on kids, they are in danger of committing suicide if they're under the age of 16. They found it out the hard way when kids started taking it and started offing themselves. There's an adjustment period to the drug that's pretty intense or something is the reason behind that.
STFU!!!
Tigerlilly:
You r one crazy ass tiger! but damn do i love u for it. hell yeah! your passion and committment to the use of all pharmaceuticals would inspire the William Burroughs!
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:42pm.
hekki, pot is so strong nowadays, i rarely smoke, usually i hack up half a lung with the strains they have today. i don't mind being stoned, but i don't want to feel like im dying while smoking it!
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I've gone balls to the walls nutter on pot. You can't retract crazy. I've tried. Pot and Me do not a match make. Ugh. Add PMS and some beer and...well, you got yourself a batch of hell in a handbag.
B.P. is a beer goggle morning.
Paris Herpes - you mean like seizures, stroke and heart attack? Not to mention kidney and liver failure. Why don't they just say Death is a side effect?
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:42pm.
hekki, pot is so strong nowadays, i rarely smoke, usually i hack up half a lung with the strains they have today. i don't mind being stoned, but i don't want to feel like im dying while smoking it!
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True, true...this ain't yo' mama's weed
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:45pm.
You make an excellent point!
No wonder I am not a team player!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:28pm.
AND the damn pharmaceutical companies are pushing their agendas big time. It's not the black and latino kids who are being put on these drugs, either (is it?). It is the suburban kids who have the health insurance to pay for it.
The pharmaceutical companies should just lay off the kids and stick to supplying their shit to dumb women who want to be skinny.
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Huh??? Dumb women who want to be skinny? THAT'D BE ME! I'll take they drugs...All them chillins' drugs...I'LL TAKE 'EM. GIVE 'EM TO ME....Ok, shhh...I'm already kinda skinny, but I just like drugs...That good shit they give kids nowadays? Pssht...those lil' fuckers don't even appreciate it! Try and get your mitts on some Aderall or Dexadrine as an adult...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN (unless you know a Dr. Feelgood, in which case, email me). Yeah, no. Give the drugs to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, not kids!!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
grapeddrink, ive heard about these drug courts. it's a good idea!
STFU!!!
TITS, also the SIDE EFFECTS...have you ever listened to the long list of them during a commerical?! Makes me scared for those who take the drugs.
STFU!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:10pm.
I am gathering that there are quite a few of us pot heads on here! Team Pot Head (I have never said Team anything until now)!
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Silly, Pot Heads don't join teams!
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♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:40pm.
Actually i love talking about drugs in general. It's really interesting how they haven't been decriminalized in this country, we waste so much money and time putting people in jail for first time drug offenses without rehabilitating them or anything, so then once they're realeased they do that same thing cause that's all they know. Sure some people will always be criminals but I don't think drug offenders should be put in jail with rapists and murderers. Obviously they need rehab and another chance in life.
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That's why I support drug courts. They give your first time offenders an opportunity to get help for their problems rather than just locking them up.
grapeddrink, my bf is in recovery so i can relate. i don't drink often but i enjoy myself when i do.
STFU!!!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by jwormyk on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:38pm.
Marijuana is harmless!
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unless you run into a cop or an old dealer you stole from some years ago
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Okay, I have been gone for a minute, pogo called my name...but, LMFAO!
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
hekki, pot is so strong nowadays, i rarely smoke, usually i hack up half a lung with the strains they have today. i don't mind being stoned, but i don't want to feel like im dying while smoking it!
STFU!!!