The "Over The Moon" Watch
Another bitch has just jumped over that overused moon. Call the damn fire department to get that bitch down, so we can slap her with a pancake for using that phrase. Yes, Geri Halliwell is engaged and she told her friend, "I am over the moon. We are so happy. He constantly makes me smile. I could not be happier."
If my friend told me that, I'd push her off her chair and quit that bitch. The government needs to set up some kind of camp over the damn moon for bitches to go and stay there forever if they say that shit. Go over the stupid moon and don't leave.
So, 36-year-old Geri is engaged to Italian yacht tycoon Fabrizio Politi. Italian yacht tycoon?! Is this a fucking Jackie Collins novel? Is Geri going to change her name to Lucky? She should.
Geri and Fabby (that's totally what his boyfriends call him) have only been dating for two months. They might last month at a club in Florence. Geri's spokeswhore confirms they are promised to be married, but said they aren't making wedding plans anytime soon. The Daily Mirror (via Press Association) says Fabby gave Geri a £220,000 diamond engagement ring.
Geri's friend also added, "Geri is desperate for another brother or sister for her daughter, and to have a man in her life who can be a father to them. It feels right and they are both very happy."
Um. By the looks of her new man, I think her daughter does have a new sister. Fabby looks like his tongue has done laps around the peen once or twice. And she already has two men in her life! Are Scary Spice and Sporty Spice chop liver? Rude!
But I will raise my mug of Sanka to Geri this morning, because it sounds like Fabby shits gold (along with glitter). I say, get that ring, get that money and get out!
Here's Geri, her daughter Bluebell Madonna (HA!) and Fabby buying oranges in London the other day.
(Thanks Sara)
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This is what a lot of European men (gay or straight) look like, dressed up. We really do.
i sure did love jackie collins' "lucky" series of books...that was excellent trash reading...
but seriously, geri halliwell 36? c'mon now...
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Leave it to MK to make a Lucky Santangelo reference. I love that trashy shit.
i stopped reading when the article said they've only been dating for 2 months. why waste my time if they're just going to break up before getting married or 4 months into the marriage?!?
but i had a fabulous time with the "over the moon" talk.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:57am.
Is he Bluebell's father? In any case, that name fits in perfectly with the image of a cow jumping over the moon.
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He's not the father of her kid. Her baby daddy is some dude named Sasha Gervasi. I hate myself for knowing that.
His name totally reminds me os the 80's band Scritti Politti..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y1gUZnIkoU
They should totally be Hot Slut of the Day!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:57am.
Is he Bluebell's father? In any case, that name fits in perfectly with the image of a cow jumping over the moon.
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I was gonna come back at ya with "and the dish ran away with the spoon."
Except she's ugly and he's a tool.
Thank God he is rich beacause he sure is ugly. Something is very off about his face.
I agree about "Over the moon"...IT SUCKS!! I have been thinking that for years & finally people agree with me. It just sounds so gay & triggers images of pretentious asses such as Madonna & Gwyneth P. and Charlotte Church....
MK... I love the Jackie Collins reference. I used to sneak my mom's Lucky and Hollywood Wives and read them under the covers when I was like 13. The 80's were the best decade ever!!
For all you jealous bitches: If I'd find a billionaire guy looking like that instead of 80 years old I'd hit it! He's not fugly, he's actually quite good looking, very European. The only sad thing is that he has the word "cheater" all over his face. A man like that you will never have for yourself
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That poor fug child....she looks like Mick Hucknall.
Trust, Geri is going to pull the same shit Salma Hiyek did: get engaged, THEN get pregnant by said fiance. Ka-Ching!
Do you think Posh is happy?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
He's already wearing a (tacky) gold wedding band. Maybe it's just to match the tacky gold watch.
Politi makes some insane motoryachts (and some ordinary ones). I saw online a 52m yacht for EU 25 mill and a 60m yacht for EU 45 mill. So the engagement ring is no big deal for Sr. Politi.
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Is he Bluebell's father? In any case, that name fits in perfectly with the image of a cow jumping over the moon.
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@ TracyL
They all go to that same brainwashing Corporate bubbleheaded politically correct bullshit workshop to learn to talk so their real personalities don't show what stupid morons they are, I think.
"They might last month at a club in Florence. "
I read this as, "They might LAST A MONTH at a club in Florence."
Makes perfect sense either way...
I'm working on a theory here.
Are all of these celebrityhos on film saying "over the moon" so we can prove they actually said it?
Or do they all have the same "source close to" the celeb who reported that the celeb told them they were over the moon?
Or do they all use the same PR people who keep going with that same phrase, when the celebrityho hasn't really said anything at all, other than, "Put out a press release that says I got engaged."
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:46am.
Why is this a sort of newsworthy event, complete with photos?
Those pics are so staged that it's pathetic. They're all dressed up in the middle of the day, when all of a sudden the realize that they need to run into the market to buy nothing but a bag of oranges? WTH?
If they are so rich that they have a servant to hold an umbrella over their heads in those rainy pics, then you know they have some poor staffer who they send out for shopping trips.
Attention whores. Why didn't they just send umbrella boy in to buy the oranges while they sat comfy and dry in the limo?
And real classy on the gay dude's part, to be photographed walking down the toilet paper aisle. dur duh dur
LOL..for reals
Why is this a sort of newsworthy event, complete with photos?
Those pics are so staged that it's pathetic. They're all dressed up in the middle of the day, when all of a sudden the realize that they need to run into the market to buy nothing but a bag of oranges? WTH?
If they are so rich that they have a servant to hold an umbrella over their heads in those rainy pics, then you know they have some poor staffer who they send out for shopping trips.
Attention whores. Why didn't they just send umbrella boy in to buy the oranges while they sat comfy and dry in the limo?
And real classy on the gay dude's part, to be photographed walking down the toilet paper aisle. dur duh dur
I can't say "over the moon" about anything without thinking of Rent and wanting to sing.
WTF does "over the moon" about something MEAN anyway? Can't you just say you're crazy about something or just mad about something? "Over the moon" sounds like someone went batshit. "Kanye West did another blog and he's fucking over the moon."
I thought Jon Cryer couldn't get any gayer. But here he is, masquerading as an Italian yacht tycoon buying oranges. Wonder if Ducky still does bike drive-bys...
Oranges are the new gerbil.
This makes no sense at all. I just can't figure it out.
Promised to be married?
what is this: jr high?
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LMAO! @ "So, 36-year-old Geri is engaged to Italian yacht tycoon Fabrizio Politi. Italian yacht tycoon?! Is this a fucking Jackie Collins novel? Is Geri going to change her name to Lucky? She should."
priceless
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Submitted by Morrissey on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:08am.
P.S. He has gayface
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He has fugface. Geri better get her shit in order and get preggo and married ASAP. Lock that money up, girl!
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P.S. He has gayface
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
All that money, he can't buy a suit that fits???
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
*snort* hehheheh
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 9:58am.
Fuck that 'Over the Moon'...I'd be over at Neiman Marcus.
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LMFAO!
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Everyone is 'over Michael K's creamy white ass' when they've only been dating for 2 months.
Talk to me again when they've been together for at least a few years.
And Geri's daughter is Gerber-baby gorgeous.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
Fuck that 'Over the Moon'...I'd be over at Neiman Marcus.
Damn, he's short. Tesco too? Ever classy, Geri.
She looks like a golddigger and he's got a case of gayface. The marriage will be as brief as the courtship.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
"So, 36-year-old Geri is engaged to Italian yacht tycoon Fabrizio Politi. Italian yacht tycoon?! Is this a fucking Jackie Collins novel? Is Geri going to change her name to Lucky? She should."
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The above is just ONE of the MILLION reasons why I FUCKING LOVE MICHAEL K.!!! FRIGGIN' BRILLIANT!!!
Geri...KEEPS IT REAL BABYGIRL!!!
Things are tough ALL OVER and you JUST met some "dude" who's willing to get you a half-million u.s. dollar diamond ring after you sat on his face a couple of times (because you KNOW she ain't giving up the ass before he "puts a ring on it"...and NOT the engagement ring either)...THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MARRYING HIM...
I ain't mad at you...I do wish she would just COME out and say it though...because then...
SHE WOULD BE THE BADDEST BITCH!!!
AH FUCK!!!
He looks like the little demon from the Movie Poster for "Gothic"!!!!
http://us.imdb.com/media/rm1502256128/tt0091142
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works a triathalon! ~ESE
So, she's shopping around for a daddy to Blueballs (typo stays) in the Produce aisle??
Nice udders on the cow. I'll let you figure out which one I'm referring to.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 9:46am.
If he is hetero I'll eat my fucking hat.
gag!
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
If he is hetero I'll eat my fucking hat.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
and how did she land a yacht tycoon anyway??
Bluebell Madonna???? WTF chuck??
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
morning sluts!!
for some reason ginger spice is one of those people i never think of making babies. well, lots of sexay times, but not babies ...
Will her giant trainer be in the wedding?
A gayfaced 'tycoon' and a washed up popstrel. A match made in heaven! I cannot wait for the fabby wedding photos, the baby called Daffodil Britney and the divorce.
Oh Geri, ever since you told the world about eating from George Michael's dustbin I knew you were destined for greatness.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
The cow is pissed. Don't these people know that mOOOOOn is a cow thing? Only the cow is allowed to be over the moon. Duh.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
In the last thumbnail, I really wish they had caught him squeezing the Charmin.
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
The relationship must have been fizzling, and that was the only thing he could come up with to spice it up.