I Blame Lady CaCa And Vadge For This
Pants are for looooosers. A real slut shows off her smilin' snatch so others can smile back or frown at it, in this case.
That beat down, raggedy, hot weasel known as Russell Brand left a club in London last night with these two winners who look like they just crawled out of the toilet on the Rock of Love Bang Bus. The three Cumsketeers all shuffled back to Russell's whore palace at 3am for a cheese tasting....on his dick. And these two hookers will provide the crab crackers!
For real, what is wrong with pants? If the Jane Fonda workout video extra thinks wearing no pants will provide easier access, she's wrong. She still has to pull that shit to the side and hold it. Her friend has the right idea. She just has to lift and spread. Much easier access. And you can breath easy knowing these two didn't catch pneumonia from the cold. Their genital warts kept them nice and toasty.
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hehe he is wearing Black Rats leggings by Sass and Bide. I also have them and they are definately for girls!!!
sluts skanks will be slutty skanks...i'm more appalled by the fabric of the pants russell is trying to rock...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Essex anyone?? LOL
Skanks put aside, Russell Brand seems to finally have graduated from the Lindsay Lohan School of Dressing
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
LMFAO, wow that was fucking funny MK, really really funny shit. LMAO WHOO HOO!
All gayness aside, the girl in the blue thingy has an awesome ass...I'm not hating!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
These friggen yeasty and butt stench twins are still here?
ubmitted by foosrock on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 3:00pm.
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Awww..just be yourself, someone's bound to notice! It takes time to get someone to talk to you online..lol. It's hard in a blog thingie cuz there is so much posting going on. I think alot of people look for who they know and whose humor they are used to. On here, there are many funny people. Look for a good punchline and richochet back *wink*. People prolly think I'm a whackadoodle, which is fine..but just go with the flow..
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:33am.
Submitted by foosrock on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:29am.
They're probably both very young. Hope they brought good Swiss condoms with them!
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Forgive my naivete, but are they like swiss cheese?
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LOL! That's just one specialty. The rest's without holes.
I feel great that you've copied my comment. I generally don't know how to snark interesting enough for anyone to pay attention. So DANKE!
WTF is that chick in the black wearing a spanx dress that she cut herself? Why are there loose strings hanging off the bottom?
Haha "cumskeeters" sounds like a mutant insect from the South.
btw.. I would still hit Russell B..Damn him!
Dirty, sexy, English boy :D
I wonder if after he'd finished fucking them he 'phoned up their Granddads to let them know?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I'm reminded strongly of the South Park episode with Mr. Slave and Wonky McValtrex doing their Whore Off.
I don't think it's possible for those chicks to look MORE cheap, desperate and whorish.
Gross. You can see the camel-toe on the chick in blue.
I can't wait for this manwhore to release some sex tapes!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
They're whore-ific! The one in blue's thing is so tight I hope she gets a yeast infection. EW! Of course Brand would love silly dumbsluts like these, he's a disgusting manwhore!
STFU!!!
I thought Ashley Tisdale and Hilary Duff got a whoreover.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I don't understand men who go for these types of girls. They're just ridiculously gross, wtf?
Russel Brand is the man!!! I love him!!! No way he'd touch those ho-bags,he wants him some Dita!
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"I'm not a woman. I'm a force of nature."
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Yes, I agree, the one sporting the purple cameltoe does not look old enough to know what she is getting into!!
The one in the purple totally looks underage. Better check her driver's license Russell, before you go diving into that sh*t. What class!
I would say something about their shoes (thumbnail #3) but that's just the start of their problems...tore up from the floor up, nothing is right here.
Ok the one in purple has a lot of make up on but she still looks like she's 12. Gross.
Wow, that is just gross.
She still has to pull that shit to the side and hold it.
Maybe it's a *snap* crotched one-piece.
KD - is that Caesar? Awsum.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:51am.
dont drag heroin into this! henry heroin wants NOTHING to do with these skanks
*humph*
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how much heroin do you have to take to look at these skanks and think that you've got some quality bitches? Or did he let the staff of VH1 pick them out for him?
Maybe Heidi Fleiss needs to get back in the pimp game. Obvious celebrities (and politicians) cannot be trusted to pimp for themselves. This is why we have all these "escort services".
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puppy side eye.
wow, the only time when Russell Brand wasnt the biggest cunt around
They're really wholesome girls...
... Lots of whole and then some.
LOL..thanks Sheeps
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:17am.
I apologize if I offended anyone with that super skank BIL story.
Not me! Well told, too. And very fitting for this Russell Brand thread.
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"If I have done anything that has brought this house into disrepute, I most humbly apologize," declared Thomas Taylor, lord of Blackburn.
I apologize if I offended anyone with that super skank BIL story.
Fuck, it offended me.
I seriously thought the girl in blue was Lo Bosworth.
I think the blue outfits cute too.
If it fit.
And she was at a rollerskating rink.
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:43am.
I quit dying my hair, too. I never bleached it, but decided to go back to my natural color because its not as horrible as I thought it was. And I don't have all that many gray hairs. Only 3 noticeable ones.
I do like the hair of the girl in black. Not the color, but the waviness. Unfortunately, it's probably extensions and not her real hair.
i think the one on the left has a cute outfit, if it was a little longer i would wear it out at night
Submitted by Morrissey on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:58am.
is "CHARLES MANSON" on here (the poster) actually Drunken Stepfather (from the eponymous site)?
I'll bet anything Chuck is a long-time reg Dlister.
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"If I have done anything that has brought this house into disrepute, I most humbly apologize," declared Thomas Taylor, lord of Blackburn.
Hey, has anyone wondered:
is "CHARLES MANSON" on here (the poster) actually Drunken Stepfather (from the eponymous site)?
Hmm...
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
The song "Just Pants" suddenly started playing in my head...cRaZy!!!!!
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Ugh, that one in the blue doesn't look a day over 12. I hope Russel checked thier ids, cause I smell a minor....discharge. Ewww, I don't have time to be commenting on these flea ridden ho bags, I have class...real class, as in school (I have the other class too), something these two skanks have never heard of.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by cheetums on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:49am.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:45am.
bahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!
too fuckin funny. and what are the odds of that proposition?
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I know. It upset me for a very long time. I am no prude, but his behavior was a bit over the top. It's not like a shot of penicillin can make things go away either.
I'm sure she's probably wearing a tampon to soak up all the yeasty STD-ridden discharge. I'm also sure she'll have a nasty bladder infection complete with bloody piss to go along with it in the morning.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:34am.
You can almost smell the rancid tuna emanating from the one in the blue jumpsuit.
Blecch.
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Ugh... I hear ya. That jumpsuit just screams "YEAST INFECTION". I'm sure she's probably wearing a tampon to soak up all the yeasty STD-ridden discharge. I'm also sure she'll have a nasty bladder infection complete with bloody piss to go along with it in the morning.
God, I have a disgusting mind. But I am a woman with a vagina, & I am famaliar with how they work. You have to take good care of them, as they can be very delicate & easily irritated. And I get the distinct impression that she doesn't take very good care of hers. Just sayin'.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:45am.
bahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!
too fuckin funny. and what are the odds of that proposition?
i have a friend whos into all that swingin shit and some of the stories i hear make ME blush - which rarely happens.
my lips hurt just looking at her coochie cutter outfit. I know her cracks are entirely chafed!
dear skanks, vajayjay needs to breathe....but preferably with a cotton coating, okay?
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puppy side eye.
I won't forgive Pamela Anderson for her role in this fuckery either.
Someday soon his dick is gonna fall off.
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"If I have done anything that has brought this house into disrepute, I most humbly apologize," declared Thomas Taylor, lord of Blackburn.
Submitted by cheetums on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:34am.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:28am.
you KNOW you have to elaborate on that!! what the hell kinda weird sex shit could one be doing that would warrant not letting them in your house??? im dieing to know!
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I've known my BIL since we were in fucking Hansel and Gretel in 2nd Grade (I was an Angel and he a Gingerbread Boy) The dumb fuck has been overcooking his dick since then, I have no doubt.
(Cliff Notes Version)
He was Christmas shopping, standing in line and saw this haggard bitch with big tits a mini skirt and a mink coat buying sexy clothes in the store so he commented to the guy in line that that shit gets his dick hard.
When he leaves the store, that man is outside with the big titted skank muffin. They approach my BIL and turns out they are husband and wife. The guy is a BIGGGGG Real Estate Developer gets his jollies out of watching someone fuck the shit out of his wife. So they invite my BIL over.
He went to the house, giant mansion with a helicoptor pad, etc. The guy is directing my BIL in how to fuck his wife and telling him how she likes it while he's spanking his organ (not a church organ, mind you) and telling him to do it in her no-no..Just orchestrating it and getting excited..blahblah. He went into such detail how this woman 'violently climaxxed' and it was awesome. I wanted to spray my walls with industrial strength CRABBEX.
The guy was calling BIL from all over the world and wanted him to verbally reenact what he did to his juicy crotched but haggard wife.
I can't remember it all, but BIL was going into natty pubic semeny liquid detail about it all while I was gagging and wanting to put on a hazmat suit.
Now I have to go back to therapy.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:43am.
IM SORRY BUT HAS ANYONE CLUED THESE FUCKING CHICKS IN THAT THE SLUTTY BLEACHED HAIRED BIG BOOBED LOOK IS WAY OUT OF FUCKING STYLE AND WENT OUT QUIT A FUCKING LONG TIME AGO. ROCK A SHORT DARK BOB AND GET SOME FUCKING ATTITUDE. THE HAPPIEST GODDAMN DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE IS WHEN MY WIFE GOT RID OF THAT FUCKING GODDAMN TERRIBLE BLEACHED SHIT.
-Got rid of it on the carpet or the drapes?
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Oh, and fellow women?
It might have been a nice look at one time (kinda like Louis Vuitton or Gucci), but the French manicure has been co-opted by porn stars and Real Housewives. It is no longer "classy" or stylish, and assigns one the "trash" category. Kind of like Lucite heels and lycra pants.
IM SORRY BUT HAS ANYONE CLUED THESE FUCKING CHICKS IN THAT THE SLUTTY BLEACHED HAIRED BIG BOOBED LOOK IS WAY OUT OF FUCKING STYLE AND WENT OUT QUIT A FUCKING LONG TIME AGO. ROCK A SHORT DARK BOB AND GET SOME FUCKING ATTITUDE. THE HAPPIEST GODDAMN DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE IS WHEN MY WIFE GOT RID OF THAT FUCKING GODDAMN TERRIBLE BLEACHED SHIT.