HoHan Ate Two Full Meals!
When these pictures of HoHan looking like a greasy chicken bone came out over the weekend, everyone figured she was forgetting to do a little thing called EATING. Her spokeswhore responded to that shit by telling Page Six, "Lindsay is aware that she's lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals."
Stress?! Yeah, it's really stressful trying to figure out if you're going to wear the black leggings...or the black leggings. All that stress! I'm surprised she's not going around punching baby squirrels in the stomach. You know, all that stress makes you crazy.
And yes, HoHan's meals consist of roasted cooch, coke pilaf, mashed Adderall with meth gravy, but they are still considered full meals! And she washes it all down with a cup of liquid protein (aka vodka). YES, vodka is chock-full of protein! A mixologist told me and they are pretty much doctors, right?
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ahahaha first i read that as they did a photoshoot of her eating two meals...then was left wondering whytf or how it would work to do that
wake up time brain!
Submitted by attitude on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 6:00pm.
Is she wearing a diaper here?
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yes what is that?!?! looks like some kind of sheep dangler cloth wipe thingy
Is she wearing a diaper here?
lilo and her sister ali are competing to see who can look closer to age 50 while actually being under 25...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
She looks strung out on meth...we see it all too often here in Los Angeles.
She's a waste that has wasted away to even less than she was.
Funny how her "real" breasts have not withered away to nothing like the rest of her...real, right, all natural silicone.
See the following pic for a different angle:
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/lindsay_lohan_attempting_to_ev.php?bfm...
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Did she poop her pants??
While I hate her also, that shit (no pun intended ) looks so photoshopped.
or kanye!
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STRESS MY ASS! GOD I WANNA SMACK THIS BITCH WITH A TROUT, SHE'D PROBABLY DIE HAPPY IF I DID TO CAUSE IT SMELLS JUST LIKE SAM-DYKE'S CROTCH!! STUPID BITCH IS A DIRTY ASS GINGER, SO STOP TRYING TO COVER IT UP WITH THAT DISCUSTING PIECE OF SHIT WEAVE. FUCKIN' SLUT. LOOKIN' LIKE A DAMN HILLBILLY PIECE OF SHIT!
looks like she crapped herself. maybe she ran out of depends.
Well she's right. Meth is stressful!
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:54pm.
STRESS?!?!?! Fucking STRESS?!?! Fuck you you stupid whore, some of us have to wake up every morning at the butt crack of dawn to go sit at a desk and work for pocket change even though we have a college degree because the economy is so FUCKED. SOME of us can't afford to blow rails and dance all night and sleep all day and then go fucking shopping you stupid fucking cunt! STRESS! Good fucking God I want to fucking kill someone right now! FUCK!
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well said, Stoney
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:21pm.
This picture of Lindsay reminds me of this SNL skit:
Oops I Crapped My Pants
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BWAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks, Dee. I just shat myself laughing.
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
"How do you know so much about Oops I Crapped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them, and I just did"
Classic!
This picture of Lindsay reminds me of this SNL skit:
Oops I Crapped My Pants
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Isn't it completely fucked that all three look the same - like washed-up Atlantic City bar hags desperately hoping for a jackpot? I can't believe the younger one is 14! When I was 14 I looked like a kid - not a 40 year old retired whore. And I almost feel bad for Lindsay, because there is no hope for her with that family. The only difference is I'd do pills or heroin, because I wouldn't want to be awake for those family get togethers.
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Did she do a #2 in her pants?
Red Bull & Vodka = does not equal to a meal.
looks like she shit her pants
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by rosespring_1231 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:31pm.
There are so many reality TV show options for her now if she really wanted work...Intervention, Dancing with the Has Beens, Celebrity Rehab, and even Confessions of a Teen Idol.
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Either of those two shows would force her to admit she has a drug and alcohol problem.
It wasn't her coke remember?
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LOL - Maybe those aren't her pants we're looking at either.
She lost her ass somewhere and it does look like she is smuggling something in her undies...yuck!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Not conclusive yet but from all appearances it looks like she shit her pants! Nice look douche bag!
I loathe this bitch so much, she needs to DIAF.
*cough cough* Of course, she doesn't have a problem.
If she weren't such an entitled fucking bitch, I'd feel sorry for her. Hell, even Shitney's money-grubbing parents finally saw the light. A tame cash cow is more profitable than a dead one. Unless WO is planning on playing herself in the movie of the week about her promising young daughter's overdose ...
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Maybe she ate two full meals over the course of 8wks.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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She should go back to the red hair. Even that dark brunette she had was is better than this bleached out, stringy mess.
Submitted by rosespring_1231 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:31pm.
There are so many reality TV show options for her now if she really wanted work...Intervention, Dancing with the Has Beens, Celebrity Rehab, and even Confessions of a Teen Idol.
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Either of those two shows would force her to admit she has a drug and alcohol problem.
It wasn't her coke remember?
oh, and word. major hair trim needed
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:11pm.
Blohan can't get a job because she is practically uninsurable. The liability is too high.
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That's it in a nutshell. She's going to have to take a huge pay cut, or put her salary into an escrow account if she's ever going to get work again.
pretty bad when leotards hang baggy off your ass. looks like old meemaw butt and hag back
There are so many reality TV show options for her now if she really wanted work...Intervention, Dancing with the Has Beens, Celebrity Rehab, and even Confessions of a Teen Idol.
With a bit of luck she will pull and Karen CArpenter and we wont have so see her again.
Is she wearing her underpants on the outside?? What is that?? I am completely baffled.
She did just break up with her gross g/f, right? Well I hate to play devils advocate, but I don't remember her looking particularly thin before these pics. I've always dropped about 10 lbs during a breakup, so that could have been the catalyst. (besides coke and partying :o)
The hair is waaaayy too long and heinous.
I know it's already been said but the girl looks like she took a lumpy dump in her tights. Yuck. And her hair does look horribly dirty. I agree, she needs to get her sh*t together or she's going to end up dead from all the drugs and booze.
Blohan can't get a job because she is practically uninsurable. The liability is too high.
She is done.
I don't know what is less believable hohan is stressed or that she ate 2 full meals mmh
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It looks like she took a dump in her diaper. Whats all that lumpiness in her ass area? Maybe she is eating.
I would be ok with Hohan's skinniness if her hair wasn't so limp...dude, come on, that's a telltale sign of anorexia, or cokerexia or whatever. It looks like she's supposed to have an ass here, but for some reason (starving much?) she doesn't.
STFU!!!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:54pm.
STRESS?!?!?! Fucking STRESS?!?! Fuck you you stupid whore
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Submitted by gia on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:28pm.
She is probably stressed out from unemployment...I dont think she can get an acting job these days & she is probably freaking out...That Redline drink she apparently sucks down like water is pretty pricey...Not to mention the drugs.
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You are so right, gia.
The stress is coming from watching other young actresses like Scarlett, Megan, Blake LIvely and and even Amy Adams (but she's a little older) become excellent actresses and win acclaim, while she can't get a job.
I said that Lindsay was over last year. She is nothing now. Pity. She had potential. Now she's just a has-been. At 22 years old.
Pitiful.
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Can someone just photoshop Knox's lil Downey face onto HoHan's greasy headed scalp....I'm just curious......anyone ever notice that in her crotch-shots it always looks like her internal organs are falling outta her cleave? ...just wondering...
Um...her hair is prolly thin cuz the weave keeps ripping it out.
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I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Looks like somebody's been cutting their coke with mannitol again. It gives you the poops.
LIAR LIAR LIAR
she is a fucking drug addict.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:41pm.
Her hair is thin because, 1. SHe doesn't eat. 2. the meth is rotting her body. 3. She doesn't take care of it.
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My hair is thinning too, but it's because of my thyroid. :-(
BloHan's hair is thinning because, like the fleas on her body, it knows a sinking ship when it sees one and is getting out while the "host" is still viable.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
STRESS?!?!?! Fucking STRESS?!?! Fuck you you stupid whore, some of us have to wake up every morning at the butt crack of dawn to go sit at a desk and work for pocket change even though we have a college degree because the economy is so FUCKED. SOME of us can't afford to blow rails and dance all night and sleep all day and then go fucking shopping you stupid fucking cunt! STRESS! Good fucking God I want to fucking kill someone right now! FUCK!
Good morning everyone!
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THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I didn't know they made Depends in shit-brown!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
When I used to eat pain pills I told everyone I was totally stressed out too! Lohan and her rep are full of it.