By Popular Demand: The Kitty Cam
Ever since my heart turned back into ash after the Shiba Inu 6 broke up to focus on their solo careers, a lot of you whores sent me new puppy cams to try and fill the dead hole in my life (STFU if you're thinking what I think you're thinking about the "dead hole" comment).
None of the new puppy cams even came close to making my heart sing again. Well, this morning, my inbox was filled to Videogum's post on a new kitty cam featuring....you guessed it, genius: KITTENS!!!!
I've had it on most of the morning and I can say with complete confidence: this does nothing for me. I kept waiting for Kika, the Shiba Inu mommy, to stroll in for feeding time. And like Videogum pointed out, there's no sound on this kitten cam! How can I fall in love if I can't hear the furry pussy babies meow during their dream times?
For some of you, this may restore your faith in love after you thought it was all lost when the Shiba Inus went away forever. This is why I present this to you.
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I love them. thank you MK.
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KITTEHS IZ AWAKE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Very confusing, I pressed play but nothing happened. Oh wait: they're sleepy kittens!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 3:01am.
I did, but I just turn them inside out. Now they're ribbed for MY pleasure.
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Hahaha! How did we get on to this subject? Oh, right, I remember. HA! and we're not even off topic.
PUSSY!
Speaking of innanimate pussy, it's so hot here I feel like I'm gonna pass out. 42 degrees and it's gonna be worse tomorrow.
*sweating*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:47am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:26am.
Well, good luck with that. They better be meth flavoured or you're gonna have issues.
Hey, btw, I hope you didn't shell out extra for the ribbed ones. Did you know that hookers are not that discerning? Hell, if you got some spare cling wrap you wouldn't get turned down.
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I did, but I just turn them inside out. Now they're ribbed for MY pleasure.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:26am.
Well, good luck with that. They better be meth flavoured or you're gonna have issues.
Hey, btw, I hope you didn't shell out extra for the ribbed ones. Did you know that hookers are not that discerning? Hell, if you got some spare cling wrap you wouldn't get turned down.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:23am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:13am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:08am.
hope they like the catnip filled mouse I bought
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Kinkeh. But I don't think hookers use computers.
You should put it in something more palatable.
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flavored condom? check!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:13am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:08am.
hope they like the catnip filled mouse I bought
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Kinkeh. But I don't think hookers use computers.
You should put it in something more palatable.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Ok, this thread.
Um..mebbe everybody just needs a hug. A big ol' group hug and then we don't gots to watch sleeping critters no more.
I just said that cuz I'm here.
Nitol:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:08am.
hope they like the catnip filled mouse I bought
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:56am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:35am.
All the kittehs are asleep. Meh. They're no puppehs.
*sobs*
Nup. Not warming to this shit.
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Lots of pussy, not much action. Story of my life.
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LOL!
I hear the girls in Vegas are up for it ;)
So much so, anyone would think they were getting paid.. What? Oooohhhhh... nevermind.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:35am.
All the kittehs are asleep. Meh. They're no puppehs.
*sobs*
Nup. Not warming to this shit.
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Lots of pussy, not much action. Story of my life.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
All the kittehs are asleep. Meh. They're no puppehs.
*sobs*
Nup. Not warming to this shit.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 5:57pm.
a cat will only lick your hand as a threat.
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Mostly but not all. My girl yes she only licks when i pet her in the wrong place as a warning but the boy licks to bond, grooms me : eyeroll: and thinks i'm a cat, albeit a retarded looking one. Or rather he thinks he is a human baby.
This is TOO fucking adorable!!!
The cute-factor here is too much, I might explode!!!
it's alive, and it's a mutiny
Let's hope they don't get the runs. That room won't be fun to clean.
Awwwwwwwwwww I just want to climb right in the pile and take a nap with them.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by bo_tatoe on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 4:33pm.
I like cats. So much more cuter than dogs. Dogs are stupid.
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a cat will only lick your hand as a threat.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
throw them into an aquarium....maybe they are seakitten.....or witches
These little buggers are shelter kittens. I was so entraced with the little bugger playing with that ball-chase thing I had to find out more. They're at http://www.foundanimals.org/
And I'm a fan now. Between this and the faceless cat, this site is turning me into a cat person. Damn.
I like cats. So much more cuter than dogs. Dogs are stupid.
I HATE THIS STUPID F*CKING KITTEH KAM!!!!
*hangs head in sadness due to not being able to watch this gloriousness either*
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
I want the calico and the grey & white mix fluff ball.
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There is definitely sound now and they are playing and being adorable. oohhh and they're mewing, how cute! Seriously, don't hate on the kittens. They rock.
KITTEH CLOSE UP!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
I loves the kittens! Let's get a live feed of Rojo Caliente playing with kittens! She and Cynthia should adopt Spaghetti Cat from the crazy lady...
OMG this is too cute. They are playing with their little ball in a tube. Argh! I'm going to squeeze my monitor to pieces due to the preciousness. The people talking takes away from the experience, though. STFU! Let the kitties meow!
Hey everybody!! Look these kittens are in a shelter! This web cam is located at
11361 West Pico Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90064
888-4LAPET1 or 888-452-7381, FAX 310-207-4965
These animals really need homes!
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.
XOXO
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I'm obsessed.
<3kp : : "hunny I don't look, i'm looked at" * *
There's sound on it now!!! :-)
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
naaaah i hate copycats...
(secretly watching)
edit: trade a kitty for a microfone and put a lid on that crib...good luck.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:11pm.
Somebody throw a Pitbull in there, please!
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be a shame with there being no sound.
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it would indeed.
i suppose a peta post isn't the best intro for lovey-times with cats
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I love cats, but they are fucking boring to watch. Nothing will ever come close to the magic that was the Shiba puppehs...
cats are so damn boring.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:33pm.
i can't believe these fuckers are parading those poor retarded kittens in front of the cameras like that!
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...they must be sciencreeptologists or something...
"there's no sound on this kitten cam! How can I fall in love if I can't hear the furry pussy babies meow during their dream times?"
....I have a mic! I have a pussy that you can hear purr I can arrange a "scratch and sniff" to enhance the experience!....what do ya say??
....don't say no so fast....think about it....oh yea....
...I just got a cat you whores! what did you think I meant!?!??!
i can't believe these fuckers are parading those poor retarded kittens in front of the cameras like that!
look at that one over there with his mouth hanging open and big saucer eyes - i think his pupils are kinda special.
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate
I got dibs on the calico. Too cute.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:11pm.
Somebody throw a Pitbull in there, please!
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be a shame with there being no sound.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Incitatus on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:47pm.
there's supposed to be a "pets falling asleep" video site somewhere; i think i saw it on Bonnie Hunt. but not i can't find it on google.
it was funny and cute!
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Was it this?
http://www.cutethingsfallingasleep.org/
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hey, thanks! that might be it. i need to watch more
:D
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Yeah, no sound, no love. Screw this cam!
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Somebody throw a Pitbull in there, please!
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:47pm.
there's supposed to be a "pets falling asleep" video site somewhere; i think i saw it on Bonnie Hunt. but not i can't find it on google.
it was funny and cute!
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Was it this?
http://www.cutethingsfallingasleep.org/
The kittens are awake !
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Not feeling it....I miss the pups.
Maybe M.K. can get a cam for his pooch.
RV!!!
Ohhh! I cannot wait!!! I hope there are lots of mutts this year!!!
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
This makes me lactate. And ovulate.
Submitted by StarLite1964 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:58pm.
How bout a Ferret Cam?
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Now THAT would be cool.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.