Tuesday, January 27th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Avril Lavigne
This shit really looks like a Wet Seal store from 1994 exploded all over a super plus tampon. It's just the motherfucking punk rock tardess Avil Lavigne wearing her new line of short bus clothes for Kohl's called "Abbey Dawn." Abbey Dawn is Doucheanese for "Look like a special needs hooker."
This bitch suffers from the Wonky McValtrex disorder known as "still dressing like you're fucking 12." Avril should just stop trying and go retire on a maple syrup far or something. Her career has already reach its peak when she released the epic punk rock masterpiece that is SK8R BOI.
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Wow,she is so beautiful and sexy! I like her a lot! I think she is as beautiful as the monthly model at a celebrity dating site *** richcupid net ***,
This is the site I have seen the most beautiful girls and handsome man.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:05am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:46am.
Haha! House had a gay moment! Cute.
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Yes. But it was a faux-gay faux-moment so don't worry:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Bitch Go Home!
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@forever.now...seriously about the Kohl's clothes? I got a $100.00 gift card from there for Christmas, but haven't used it yet...
wait... wtf? people are going to wear this? well.
at least it is for kohl's. everyfuckingthing I have gotten there has fallen apart within the first three wearings.
although that might not stop the bitches that buy this stuff. safety pin it and go!
sandbitch log on to yahoo messenger we're waiting for you there
live and inperson
and NEKKID
tv too!!
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 3:13am.
Hey ho, how you coping in the heatwave? You must be near death.
Oh my! *runs to turn on the thing*
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 3:07am.
my2c you silly bint you have to ACCEPT friends on yahoo eh!
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Yeah, but then she'd have to talk to us, a conversation might break out. No good can come from that.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
my2c you silly bint you have to ACCEPT friends on yahoo eh!
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
I hear she's doing the emcee work for the annual napanee hog and pig fair.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:43am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:36am.
I did, now I can't feel the left side of my body and my vision is doubled. I blame the vodka.
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Lol!
Lol!
Hey, me too!
Hey, me too!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:36am.
I did, now I can't feel the left side of my body and my vision is doubled. I blame the vodka.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Has anyone clicked rojoluvr's link yet? I'm too scared to, I don't wanna see any donkey porn.
Speaking of donkey porn, what is Avril doing these days.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:19am.
Yeah, you better run!!
kidding, love ya Socky!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:09am.
Is Socky laying down on the job again? Good, that's expected.
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Oh, fuck! I thought I was off tonight! *grabbing stilettos...walking to nearby hotel* *swinging from a chandelier* Nite. Nite. Everybody!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:05am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:46am.
Haha! House had a gay moment! Cute.
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No, This Old House. Bob Vila made a guest appearance and grabbed Norm's nutsack.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Is Socky laying down on the job again? Good, that's expected.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
yodeling monkey puppet . . .AAAAAAA!!!
hahahaoooo! omg, craig ferguson has yodeling puppets on his show and it's frickin hilarious!!! crazy slut! hahhaa!
sorry, just a driveby....
PS: i had a bowl of grits tonight and it was damn good (like malto meal)
;))
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:46am.
Haha! House had a gay moment! Cute.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:43am.
waiting for your next customer?
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LMAO! Ask TV! *grabbing hot pink stilettos* *jumping into hamper* *locking it from the inside* *shouting* You always make me laugh!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Haha! House had a gay moment! Cute.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:53pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:43pm.
CRAPPY?!?!? Polenta is, like, a DELICACY!
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so are frogs legs.
like I said I don't think i prepared it correctly.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Polenta is a DELICACY!!! AHAHAHAHAH! It's glorified cormeal mush.
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And BY THE WAY! It's glorified by the sauces and the seasoning and the cheeses and the love that goes into baking those NOT slimy OR mushy little lumps of joy!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:40am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:34am.
socky, some things should never leave the bedroom!
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*blushing* Ooops! *hiding under bed*
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waiting for your next customer?
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
O man! Well, is grits cornmeal? Or slimy popcorn?
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angel just nod and smile. they're armed.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:34am.
socky, some things should never leave the bedroom!
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*blushing* Ooops! *hiding under bed*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
That is so sad.
socky, some things should never leave the bedroom!
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Oh, shit! *hiding hot pink stilettos* *sob* BF would never let me wear them anyway....Now I know why.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:53pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:43pm.
CRAPPY?!?!? Polenta is, like, a DELICACY!
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so are frogs legs.
like I said I don't think i prepared it correctly.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Polenta is a DELICACY!!! AHAHAHAHAH! It's glorified cormeal mush.
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O man! Well, is grits cornmeal? Or slimy popcorn?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
I h8 this whore! She thinks she's so smart when she's really not.
lazee it takes more effort to go to a bookstore, read the crap, makes lists and shit and monitor each meal like a lunatic than it does to just learn some healthy eating habits.
Dairy, vegetables, protein and fruit ever day. colour up your plate, don't eat the same thing every day and stop eating once you start to feel full.
Saran wrap is your friend.
exercise every day for at least 20 mins straight wether it's walking up and down stairs or walking the dog after dinner.
easy.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:49pm.
you are so practical. i'm a bit lazee.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:44pm.
Tell Tom you were looking for pro-xenu stuff and stumbled upon that website by accident.
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Tiger, I'd have to be blindfolded to eat either one voluntarily.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
a day later and you are STILL talking about diets?
lmao
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:43pm.
CRAPPY?!?!? Polenta is, like, a DELICACY!
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so are frogs legs.
like I said I don't think i prepared it correctly.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Polenta is a DELICACY!!! AHAHAHAHAH! It's glorified cormeal mush. The ONLY difference between Polenta and grits is Polenta retains its outter corn kernal husks and does not go through a 'swelling process' before it is dried and ground. That's it. 90% of you whores wouldn't know the difference between grits and polenta in a blind taste contest and 100% of you are fooled every day with a little food color dye...(restauarants can charge more for yeller grits than white ones...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by lazee on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:40pm.
eat less and exercise more.
eat fresh foods and lots of fruits and veg.
no need for a book or a fad.
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Submitted by lazee on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:40pm.
You help me with my phobia of everything Co$ and I'll help you with the diet.
My mom tried the Carbohydrates Addicts diet, which is supposed to be healthier than the Atkins, and she lost a lot of weight! Fast! But after awhile she started to have her period 3 weeks out of the month, so she quit that bitch. Gained it all back in no time flat.
She tried the South Beach Diet which has worked wonders for her. She has lost 50 pounds over two months and she LOVES the food! The doctor is proud of her and the rest. She fell off the wagon once, but never bounced back to her former weight. I'm proud of her.
So how do I protect myself from Tom Cruise?
CRAPPY?!?!? Polenta is, like, a DELICACY!
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so are frogs legs.
like I said I don't think i prepared it correctly.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Anyone tried the Atkins diet? I need to lose a few lbs for a wedding (not mine, thank goodness). I have to fit into something slinky.
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I have a serious problem. I was hoping the supporting people here at DListed would help.
I am afraid for my life. I'm laying here knowing that I have to wake up in a few hours and work 11 hours tomorrow, but cannot because I looked at a FUCKING anti-Scientologist website and cannot sleep without thinking that one of them is out to get me...
Really.
I'm not kidding.
Fuck the serial killers in NYC, I'm afraid of Tom Cruise in my closet.
No really! Not kidding!
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 8:54pm.
next time you see that, scream "TITTAY" in a loud voice. better yet, take a picture!
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Muahaha! You just gave me the greatest idea, I'll youtube that shit!!! Piccies AND a video. Move the fuck over Spielberg!!!1! Lory's in da house!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by sston011 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:49pm.
LMAO...on another note...whats the deal with the times on this website? its like twenty minutes ahead...
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
jiggy, hahahhaaaha .. oh times like that what id give to be a russian man in cirqe de solie ... howveer the fuck its spelled ... yall get my drift ...
Submitted by sston011 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:49pm.
LMAO...on another note...whats the deal with the times on this website? its like twenty minutes ahead...
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MK Savings Time:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
LMAO...on another note...whats the deal with the times on this website? its like twenty minutes ahead...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:44pm.
Kinda crappy, but it's doubtful this northern wasp had clue one how to cook and serve it properly.
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CRAPPY?!?!? Polenta is, like, a DELICACY!
Are you people all crazy up in here!?
Do I need to go to JJ where they stick to what they know!? Where I can feel comfortable saying: Shut up, you stoopit JJhead. You're so stoopit!...?
I can't say that here! Y'all are not stoopit! But when you say Polenta is CRAPPY!!! I sure want to!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 9:49pm.
@Tigerlilly:
Polenta's not like that! Polenta's like...little cakes!
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yeah. I've tried that stuff. It's sold in the supermarket in a plastic tube right?
Kinda crappy, but it's doubtful this northern wasp had clue one how to cook and serve it properly.
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Submitted by sston011:
*checks to make sure PSL is still out*
My bad.
It should have gone like this:
"Mom, I want hair that I can stash crack in."
"Hmmm...well, ooookay! Since AVRIL LAVIGNE is wearing one! I don't know WHAT to think about you kids and your crazy fashions! Hahaha! How about a pair of these hot pink stilettos too?"
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!