The Bachelor: The Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever!!!!!
SPOILER ALERT!! Every damn week, The Bachelor promises an OH-SO-SHOCKING rose ceremony. So shocking that you will run to your toilet, stick your head in and try to flush the SHOCKING moments you've just witnessed. Yeah, it's never shocking. Look at the ho above. She's at the supposedly SHOCKING rose ceremony and she's thinking, "This is supposed to be shocking? Wake me." I mean, The Bachelor ended up not giving out a final stupid rose. Basically, he passed me a giant bowl of BIG FUCKING DEAL.
The only thing that would really be shocking is if they finally admitted they were all robot aliens from a far off planet called Pathetica. Well, everyone expect for Stephanie. She is all human and all woman (and all gorgeous eyebrows). I mean, does a robot alien have a beautiful unicorn voice like this:
And only God's hands could have created those gorgeous eyebrows. And by "God's hands" I mean a tweezer and wax strips.
P.S. - Next week's episode features the most SHOCKING rose ceremony of all time and forever!
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I had to stop the video when she hit the high note. Shameless.
Michael you scare me sometimes, last night watching that show and I admit I post at Jokersupdates,to goof on it all, but when she came up with the 'Just you'song I knew this was real talent. I have been commenting on her luxurious eyebrows also, in fact I think that alien from 'When Mars Attacks' was based on our Stephie. Thank the gods she is still there bringing the crazy eyes. I think she was Miss America 1985 too, why arent they doing the big reveal, this is a pageant WINNER.
The last time I watched this show is when the Firestone heir was up there.
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
This show is still on the air?
I was born a coal miner's daughter...and now I'm wearing lumps of coal on my fugly purple dress...
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
I noticed that too, but her name was Nikki not Raquel. I'm embarrassed for knowing that.
Submitted by tibielee on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 5:17pm.
Am I the only one who noticed that Raquel wasn't wearing the dress given to her, on the double date? And am I the only sain person who thought that he would pick Raquel over Stephanie? Something just is not right about this.
her name is Nikki, not Raquel, and he dumped her cause she's 29 and just got dumped by her "high school sweetheart" (GAG) of 11 years...also, she has Michael Jackson eyes.
This is the most vomit-inducing season of the Bachelor ever! He is even creepier than Charlie O'Connell and that's saying a lot!
Am I the only one who noticed that Raquel wasn't wearing the dress given to her, on the double date? And am I the only sain person who thought that he would pick Raquel over Stephanie? Something just is not right about this.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 5:04pm.
Why is this show still on the air? Because people still watch it.
Why do people still watch it? Because their brain cells consist of tapioca.
Why did I eat burritos for lunch? Because they are tasty, convenient, and the later power surges annoy co-workers.
;)
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@bitchette
I know here is the clip I saw it on...
http://primetime.tv.yahoo.com/
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
*whispers*
i like the hills.
*runs away*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by RecessVillain on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 4:57pm.
Psyhco Shannon will be missed.
Her last quote was the SHOCKING moment-
"I want to go back home and use my electric toothbrush and give my puppy the biggest french kiss"
You can't can that kind of crazy!
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WHAT! i should be brushing my puppies teeth before i french him?!?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by jim on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 4:56pm.
that made me crack the fuck up
im still laughing
TAMP!
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Ohhhhh crap, her high notes hurt my dog's ears. She needs to get a court order from PETA ordering her to never sing again.
Why is this show still on the air? Why do people still watch it? Why did I eat burritos for lunch?
Fuck.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Submitted by jim on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 4:56pm.
Amen, Jim!!!
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!
I really hate when I'm at work and can't watch these important clips...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...WAAAAAAAAA ..FUCK
Psyhco Shannon will be missed.
Her last quote was the SHOCKING moment-
"I want to go back home and use my electric toothbrush and give my puppy the biggest french kiss"
You can't can that kind of crazy!
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
What the hell is wrong with her boobs!?! They look like they've been stretch down to her navel and then rolled up to diaphragm!
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WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT, WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING FILM, BUT I'M SURE SOME LOSERS STILL WATCH THIS SHIT AND THEY WILL BE WATCHING THOSE CUNTS FROM 'THE HILLS' AND BUYING THEIR FUCKING 100000000000$ TAMPONS BECAUSE IT SAYS LC'S BLOODY TAMP..FUCK ALL THESE SHOWS AND PEOPLE WHO WATCH THEM!!
so glad i don't watch this shit...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Celiene Dion!!! OMG
Does anyone even watch this shit anymore? Or ever? This show is the American Idol of Dating, the winners are always fucked after their win!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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