Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Christian Bale (35)
Jake Thomas (19)
Wilmer Valderrama (29)
Andy Milonakis (33)
Jemima Khan (35)
Carolyn Kepcher (40)
Jody Watley (50)
Brett Butler (51)
Phil Collins (58)
Charles S. Dutton (58)
Dick Cheney (68)
Vanessa Redgrave (72)
Gene Hackman (79)
Harold Prince (81)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:32am.

It seems like Christian Bale has been acting forever.

Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:22am.

WHAT a beautiful man!

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I hope this birthday is Dick Cheney's last!

Submitted by behappyforever on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 2:46pm.

you are so sexy!!! You guys should have a check ^^^^^^^^^^www celebmingle com^^^^^^^^ if you are interested wealthy naked and sexy man!!! You will be satisified!!!!!!

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 2:48am.

Swear to ME!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!

and thanks for the movies....keep em coming.

Happy Anniversary as well!

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 12:04am.

Happy birthday sluts and extra spanks to Bale!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by kbug on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:46pm.

Happy Birthday you hot piece of man you. You know who you are.

Submitted by Sweet_As_Sugar on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:56pm.

Damn, Christian is so HOT. Happy B'day to him and Charles S. Dutton.
~SAS

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:21pm.

Holy Hannah - it's Christian Bale in a shirt covered with french fries - my fantasy come true >>licks screen<<

OK I know they're not french fries but a gal can dream

Happy Birthday Hotness Bale!!!!!!

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Ah hanker fer a hunk-a,
A slab, a slice, a chunk-a,
Ah hanker fer a hunk -a- cheese! Yahoo!

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:30pm.

christian looks very hot in this picture...happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...

Submitted by donsnyc on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:24pm.

I want some of that Christian Bale. HOOTTTTTTT DAAMMMN!!

Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:51pm.

Christian Bale is a sexy beast.
I'd hit it over and over and over... yummy.
Happy B-Day, baby!
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"Mainstreaming is for pussies"- True Blood, Ep. 7

Submitted by sloanepeterson on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:29pm.

Happy Birthday, Christian!

XOXO

Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:36pm.

Christian Bale could sooo get it! Happy Birthday to that hott piece of man meat...and he's only 35!? Ripe for the picking,lol.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Submitted by lelu on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:29pm.

Good God, he is perfect.

Submitted by donya9 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:10pm.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:13am.
Happy Birthday to the hotness that is Christian Bale!!!

And Andy Milonakis is THIRTY THREE?!?!?! WTF I thought he was a little boy in that show, he's funneh. But 33?!?!? LMAO!!!

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THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!! i SO did not know he has congenital growth hormone condition...wow!

Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:08pm.

I'd go straight for him

Submitted by meadowgirl on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:31pm.

*puuuuuurrrrrr!*

RAWR! oh, he's so fucking hot. loves it! loves him! :P

Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:25pm.

Mmmmm Happy birthday Senor Bale!

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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:05pm.

Not a big Cristian fan but you guys seems to lurves him lots, so big sloppy sexy Birthday wishes to him....

The comment about *bow chica bow bow* got me to thinking...

Who are the two sexiest farm animals?

Browwwwwwn chicken

Browwwwwwn Cow

*takes medication*

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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil

Submitted by BobsBB on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:03pm.

Despite the odd growth of his chest hair (can't throw stones cause I can't grow ANY...). I would lick Christian Bale in every direction for his birthday. And I'd let his wife watch if that would make her feel better!
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!

Submitted by Kp on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:01pm.

Happy Birthday to the hotness known as Bale.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:57am.

WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT ASS MOFO!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRFDAY TO THE BALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today will require an avvie change.

Submitted by bensucks on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:45am.

Happy Birthday Christian Bale!!!! The hottest man in Hollywood! Just eat some cake and gain some pounds please!

Happy Bday Vanessa and Gene.

To think Dick Cheney was born today a 100 yrs ago...bwahahaha

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:35am.

oooo I knew you bitches would be making the panty pudding over this picture! HAWTNESS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:25am.

The C Word!
Lifesize!

I am never leaving this thread.

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If carrots got ya drunk,
then rabbits would be fucked!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:22am.

oooh the Bale and Gene Hackman!
awesome.

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I've got to fold because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much to love
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:10am.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:09am.
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Puhleeze, we all know that's the poster you have on your bedroom ceiling.

(I wanna be in Vegaaaassss!)

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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:09am.

Mrs Campbell,
This is the closest I could get...

http://www.webfantasy.info/Christian_Bale/Images/Christian_Bale_02.jpg

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If carrots got ya drunk,
then rabbits would be fucked!

Submitted by cartimandua on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:01am.

And me! I'm a birthday slut too!

I love sharing a b-day with Christian Bale. But I find the whole Vanessa Redgrave - Dick Cheney thing a wee bit incongruous.

Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:00am.

He is sooooooo sexy. Heart him! Watching The Dark Knight was like a 2+ hour orgasm. Oh, to be in a Christian Bale-Aaron Eckhart sandwich...

Submitted by Dea on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:52am.

OMG, Christian Bale. i just exploded!

**whatever**

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:50am.

LAndi!
Thanks! His bare chest and that leeetle bit of hair der is making me fluttery!!!

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If carrots got ya drunk,
then rabbits would be fucked!

Submitted by jackymoney on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:49am.

I recommend you ***http://wealthymeetup.com***, As i know, lots of hot girls, models there, such as me, hoping a good man online..

Submitted by chowgirl69 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:42am.

Hmmmmm....interesting...I've never been a big fan of Christian Bale and yet that picture is causing quite the reaction down in my naughty bits...I just wanna crawl into that psychedelic shirt he's wearing and suck on his nipples....YUMMMMMM

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:27am.

Dick fuckin' Cheney, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA...

Happy Bale Day To Clarisse!!!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:59am.

Christian is one of the most gorgeous, smokin' hot homosexuals we have ever seen!

Are there nude photos of Christian?

How come Dick Cheney looks 88 if he is only 68?

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:54am.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:52am.
just getting bent over the table in a meeting.
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Well, that sounds like fun!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:52am.

The C word,
I wish! Nope, just getting bent over the table in a meeting.

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If carrots got ya drunk,
then rabbits would be fucked!

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:50am.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:43am.
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I thought you might be on a plane to Eng-gu-land by now....or Vegas! ;)
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Submitted by acid-rain on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:43am.

Andy Milonakis is 33??????????? is this TRUE???

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:43am.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

It seems my reputation precedes me! LOL!

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If carrots got ya drunk,
then rabbits would be fucked!

Submitted by the grinch is coming on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:40am.

OMG Christian is one fine piece of man meat. That's one hot picture,

Happy birthday to all the sluts,

"Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die"

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:39am.

Where's Clarisse? Isn't she a Baleloonie??

VP Cheney....I hope someone tips you over your wheelchair you asshat.

Submitted by CollinK on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:36am.

Dayum...that picture of Christian Bale is hot. I'd let him hit it from the front, the back, the side, upside down. Whatever he wants for his birthday.