The Empress Of Lucite On Her New Chariot
Behold! The Empress of Lucite can do anything with her powerful exquisite lucite heels on. She can walk a Kim Zolciak tightrope, she can waltz over hot coals, she can glide on quicksand and she can even ride a Segway. Wait. When Shauna rides a Segway, its name is automatically changed to a So-Ele-Gant-Way.
I know you're thinking that Shauna should be able to float on her magical lucite heels without a Segway, but again, she has a truly giving heart. Even Mother Theresa up in heaven is astonished by her selflessness. Because she is the Mother Theresa of Lucite, Shauna only used that Segway to give new life to it. You see, Shauna's French slave Romain wanted to rent a Segway so that he could float along with his Empress. When they arrived at the rental place, Shauna was immediately attracted to a broken down Segway. It sat there, sad and defeated. The rental ho said, "You don't want that one! It won't work. It's a piece of shit!" When Shauna placed one of her heels of magic on it, the thing suddenly sprang to life and danced around like it was new again. So Shauna took IT for a ride, so it could feel what it's like to be alive again. Just one more time. It's a touching story, isn't it?
Not only is Shauna the most beautiful and elegant woman in the universe, but she also finds love in her lucite heart for all things including broken down Segways.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! they both looks so pathetic its hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-DOOLminded-
reminds me of GOB...except i'm not laughing...wait, yes I am.
OMG!!! SHUT the f@#$% UP!???!!!!!
that picture from behind, fully illustrating her heels and the old man in the lark/hover round chair is PRICELESS!
She is hot slut of the decade!
Wow! She really looks moronic here. Not sure if she thinks she looks sexy in the those heels, or if they are a part of her unique 'signature" look - but regardless, it is very laughable.
I feel sorry for her poor daughters -- while I am not sure if she is a good mother or not, she sure sets a bad example in terms of how to present yourself in public.
So I am totally dying to know if that boob tattoo is real or not, her being such a classy piece of ass and all . . .
Seriously, what the fuck is she doing? I haven't seen anyone look this moronic since Phoebe Price was last seen posing and making cow faces with inanimate objects. Webster's online dictionary defines moronic as the following: 1. a mildly mentally retarded person or 2. A very stupid person. Fitting description, either one. Take your pick.
I hate these fuckos. I love you though MK...
so-ele-gant-way ahahahahahaha you so crazay
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sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
I finally understand the phrase "riding a handbasket to hell".
I feel for the old dude on the scooter..she is a site I would not want to see close up.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It's not easy to ride a Segway.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
speaking of shit you find at the dollar store, my local one has a dvd of film masterpiece featuring bai ling and jon bon jovi. I dunno if this movie is already common knowledge, but if not i will surely take a picture today of it!
Is that real tattoo on her (fake) boob or is it one of those temporary henna tattoos? I don't think I've ever noticed that before. Doesn't matter. Looks tacky. Then again, everything about this woman is tacky.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I had never heard of this chick until I discovered Dlisted. My question: Why does she always wear these shoes? I've met tittie dancers who think they are tacky and won't wear them so why the hell does she?
i marvel at how gifted shauna truly is that she can wear lucite heels and drive a segway at the same time...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
That last photo of them from behind with the elderly dude on the Hover-round in the background should be a "Caption this contest" pic.
good place for the helmet, on the segway. dumb shits the both of them.
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i dunno, it sells itself
she is amazingly talented
www.thatshideous.com
She is lucky I didn't see her on that segue way where she is photographed, here on Ocean Drive. I would have felt compelled to grab her by her weave, and beat her face into the pavement.
Slutty, "dollar store barbie". lol! that's another dlist classic
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I'm amazed by the fact that she can balance on that thing with those heels. I've been on a segway (I know, I'm automatically an ass hole...it wasn't my choice) and they're really hard to balance on.
but I guess since she's she The Empress of Lucite the segway magically works for her.
Are the two helmets dangling from his Segway for their heads or her boobs?
Scrolling that photo down was so funny - the lucite on the Segway...
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We Care A Lot
In the next few pictures in sequence, you see the old guy stroke out and crash.
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You go from straight player to fag within the span of one sentence.
Whats really funny is that old dude in the electric cart coming the opposite way!! Bet that guy had his first stiff one in about 40 years! Rock on dude!
Hekki-
I'd love to see how diff. she used to be. She's become such a caricature. The tit tatt is just repulsive. I know some people like tatts, they tell a story, whateve. It's relative to your taste, fine. But on your fucking boob?!
He annoys me. Always the same wan look on his face. The simp.
he's clearly with her to launch that 'modeling/acting' career he moved to LA for what, 12 years ago?
Every time I see someone on a Segway I want to push them and say 'walk it out, bitch. ' It's not that hard.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:38am.
...maybe if she stopped shoving her finger down her throat or ate a meal, she would gain a couple of pounds and not feel the urgency to wear a bikini as daily wear; maybe if she didn't wear the bikini as daily wear, she wouldn't need to bronze herself like a leathery cowhide...
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It's California. Bikini's are our daily couture, 'cept us guys, we're in banana hammocks, of course.
Didn't you ever watch Baywatch???
the DUDE! abides...
I dunno, lucite heels on a segway, worn by a skank is funny to me.
amazing...a picture really is worth a thousand words. i love that he's carrying her giant tacky purse.
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Exquisite Lucite Heels Appreciation Society
I thought I saw a titty tat.
I did, I did saw a titty tat.
the DUDE! abides...
Reading the comments which stated she'd had her breast tattooed solved the mystery for me because I was wondering if she was having some problem with her veins or if she had a severe stretch mark issue. It was a little distracting.
Slutts, that is too logical. Come on, empty your head and try that again.
lol
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"Maddox probably thought he hit the jackpot, but then Angie proceeded to take him to every other Third World country on the planet. He’s probably like. 'Bitch, when the fuck are we getting to Malibu?'" - CH
I just noticed that Shauna's bag is stored on his segway, so as not to block the world's view of the lucite.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mmmmmm she puts the ass in classy.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
hahahahaaaaa! omg that's fukkin hilarious! they are SO bizarre!
it looked surreal to me. a gay pixar cartoon
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This picture is a perfect example of how fucked up we've become. Maybe....just maybe....if she removed those fucking ridiculous shoes, she could walk instead of riding a Segway; maybe if she walked, she wouldn't have to starve or shove her finger down her throat to maintain her skinny yet untoned ass; maybe if she stopped shoving her finger down her throat or ate a meal, she would gain a couple of pounds and not feel the urgency to wear a bikini as daily wear; maybe if she didn't wear the bikini as daily wear, she wouldn't need to bronze herself like a leathery cowhide; maybe if she didn't look like leathery cowhide and looked natural, people would stop making fun or her; maybe if she were no longer a joke, the paps would stop photographing her; maybe if she wasn't photographed, I wouldn't have to see these pictures of her useless pathetic ass.
This fuckery is all about the shoes.
I would rather see a picture of a naked Heather Mills with her pancake nipples than of this Dollar General off-brand fake barbie wanna-be. A dollar store barbie doesn't deserve a capital "B".
Who is with her kid?? This bitch is never seen with her kid. She sucks.
The douchebag mode of transport. I hate those fucking retarded things!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Oh my GOD. Lucite heels on a SEGWAY!!!
Todd of IDLYITW called Shauna a "visual dry heave" which cracked my ass up!
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"Maddox probably thought he hit the jackpot, but then Angie proceeded to take him to every other Third World country on the planet. He’s probably like. 'Bitch, when the fuck are we getting to Malibu?'" - CH
A few questions:
Why are the paps always taking her pic? What has she done/do?
Does she own clothes or just bikinis?
I'm sorry, I just couldn't avoid the phallic shot on his side.. is he using the helmets to protect his balls?
She's really an idiot.
Miss Priss!
Thanks!! Those are my bunny-butts!
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It's real again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNiUDwpiJnk&feature=related
this is one of the greatest scenes i have ever witnesses.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:58am.
Edited to say: I would still like to give one a whirl. They look kind of fun.
Exactly! They look like fun! So why does Shauna look like she's riding hers to the electric chair? Did she botox that mug into perma-frown mode?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hi Clarisse!
Hey, I saw pics of the bunniehs tooo CUTE! ;0)
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
I'm surprised her fake tit didn't pop when they tattooed it with that gross new tattoo she is sporting. She looks like a comic book figure, no where near real......
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Shauna used to be normal/hot. Mr. Hekki has an old Playboy with a retrospective of all Bunny of the Year hooers and I she's in it. Her face was pretty (although it looks a lot different now) and her body was perfect.
Miss Priss,
I second that.
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It's real again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNiUDwpiJnk&feature=related
must be nice having paparazzi take pictures of you everyday and you don't do shit.
pulled some tubes ,shoveled the walk , woo - hoo . Gonna rip a few more tubes , work out , watch divorce court , maury and such , take a nap
Looks like a herion addict and her sleazy assed pimp. Scary.