Faggotry!
The current Miss Croatia and one of the semi-finalists of Miss World has pissed off some bitches after she said some fucked up shit on Croatia's highest rated show Red Carpet. When asked by the show's host if Mr. Croatia (the Ken Doll on the right) wanted her ass, she replied, "Faggotry is taking a stride in this country if it's news every time a guy gets turned on by a girl."
I should be offended and appalled, but my laughs drowned those feelings out after I read the word "faggotry." I was searching for a way to describe to my mother what I do all day. And now I have one. Thank you, Miss Croatia.
I'm guessing faggotry is related to fuckery? Maybe it's fuckery's stepbrother? You know, the one who always wants to show the family his Santa Baby routine during Christmas. And sashays around the house with a tiara on. WAIT. A tiara that looks exactly like Miss Croatia's. Now, who's committing faggotry?
And here's a picture of Fuckery and Faggotry at Christmastimes together.
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Faggotry is hardly a new word, around these parts we've been using it for yeeeeears.
Oh, but it's okay for you assholes to break out your misogyny? Because it's okay to employ one kind of hatred while you're condemning the use of another? Fucking babboons! This is why women still have to work twice as hard to be taken seriously!
To the current Miss Croatia:
Bitch! Shut your jealous, envious ass up. What do you care?? Leave Mr. fine-ass Croatia alone. I'm sure you're one of those tired bitches, who hate sex.
A homophobic beauty queen? That's gotta be the most ironic thing I've heard all day seeing how there would be no pageant industry, modeling industry, the movie industry, Hollywood, or fucking make up for this cunt hag to slather on her face like in the above photo if it weren't for us fags!
Check yourself bitch, or else your next faggotry ridden make up artist will pepper spray your face into oblivion, Miss Puerto Rico style.
ok, this bitch needs some faggotry help! my faggot team suggests that she should do something about that turkey neck, manly chin and bulbous nose. bitch is just jealous she can't get attention from men ... gay or straight!
Ken doll looks like a young Chris Reeve.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The faggot doesn't fall far from the faggotry. I've been telling that lame-ass joke for years.
But with love. It was born at the NYC Gay pride parade- 2002. On that day, there were lots of extra faggotrys blooming around the city.
lmao
dumb whores should keep their mouths shut and their legs open.
actually she used the worst word there is.
Excuse me for typing too fast and spelling "the" as teh.
miss croatia has some manly genes...she's just upset that she's not the pretty one in these photos...fuck her...
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:18pm.
She can kiss teh Miss World crown good bye.
Stupid bitch.
I hope not. For one, I'm sure she can probably type "the" correctly. She's also a cut above Miss South Carolina who can't put together a proper sentence to save her life. Not to mention that some dlisted readers couldn't even understand what she meant because of the "complexity" (uh, not really) of the sentence. I'm sure her "handlers" will make sure she doesn't say faggotry again anyway.
To be fair, if there's anything that'll put you off women forever, it's beauty queens.
umm, MICHAEL, have you never heard of your dear beloved bryanboy? a.k.a. faggotry in motion?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT7GlJt2rS8&eurl=http://bryanboy.typepad....
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:15pm.
i agree
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ME - i hope she gets booted! she better!
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He looks like Howard Dean.
She can kiss teh Miss World crown good bye.
Stupid bitch.
Fucktardry
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:01pm.
this bitch shows there's some serious mind-fuck going on in croatia. it's the inbreeding and vampire-ism. and nuclear spills.
they still think genocide is in vogue.
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that is so Fucked up.
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I have not heard that word in such a long time. Are we sure that is what she said?
Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:41pm.
Hmm...did Croatia just start airing season 1 of Dynasty?
Blake: "It's too bad, we could have endowed a foundation...The Steven Carrington Institute for the Treatment and Study of Faggotry"
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lmfao!!! AWWHAAAAAAHa! blake carrington.
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Ken Dolls name is DINO BUBICIC
He is currently doing sexy time with
this:http://www.index.hr/xmag/clanak/marko-grubnic-gol-na-naslovnici-casopisa--degutantno-ili-seksi/395956.aspx
Oh I love this chick. Real smartass that one
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The chick said " PEDERLUK " which translates into "Faggotry" - it's an offensive word and YES it is a big deal so it wasn't miss-translated.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:40pm.
Ha! The smart language-type guys aren't sure about the etymology of "faggot" meaning geigh. The dictionaries guess that it might be from slang Fr "fagot" or "contemptible woman." Tee hee (But modern Fr "fagot" literally means bundle of sticks, I think.)
Submitted by Cunty LaRue on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:15am.
That's kind of weird because she looks like a drag queen.
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I was searching for a way to describe to my mother what I do all day.
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LMAO!!!
OMG - I had to read that quote a coupla times. I thought she was saying: No, because faggotry is taking such a stride my husband don't want me no more. LOL!
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Hmm...did Croatia just start airing season 1 of Dynasty?
Blake: "It's too bad, we could have endowed a foundation...The Steven Carrington Institute for the Treatment and Study of Faggotry"
@Sheeps:
You reminded me to look it up!
It IS a bundle of wood, I knew it!
And it's that nasty shit Sandbitch was talking about too...
1. Brit, Austral & NZ a ball of chopped liver bound with herbs and bread
2. a bundle of sticks [from Old French]
I wonder if we started saying "Fags" because they would have crazazay orgies and that's how they'd get caught! I love to wonder things like that:)
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But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
I found "faggotry" only in Merriam-Webster, without an etymology. It's not in the more toffy New Oxford American Dictionary. Since "faggot" is considered informal or offensive, the absence isn't surprising.
I bet this is some translation issue from Croat to English, where the translator was scrambling about to find an equivalent word.
this bitch shows there's some serious mind-fuck going on in croatia. it's the inbreeding and vampire-ism. and nuclear spills.
they still think genocide is in vogue.
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People is it really that hard to figure out what she was trying to say? She was probably annoyed that the news/media made a big deal out of her and Mr. Croatia possibly having a mutual attraction towards one another. Like is being gay so prevlant in Croatia that ev1 freaks out with a media attack when two heteros want to hook up?
Thats what I got from it. Little sarcasm for the beauty queen, but I still cannot imagine how they translated faggotry. I feel like thats a made up word and is the equivalent of translating "giggity goo" into Croatian lol
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I do not condone homophobe remarks, but that has to be the best retort I have ever heard.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Let's distract the bitch with something shiny and let those faggotry penguins steal her crown.
What's the gayelle version...Gayellotry?
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I'm Croatian and I'd just like to say that we aren't all as ignorant as this dumb cunt...
Nobody likes a homophobic grumpy beautyqueen.
Best guess - she was an ass virgin and he didn' lube. Makes a girl grumpy ... and walk funny.
Ahhhh, the faggotry of it all!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Last year, my bff got her panties in a twist when I sent her a lolcat with the word faggotry. I did it because my resident gay pal sent it to me first. He thought it was hilarious. Interesting. I guess I don't know what is PC and what is not PC anymore. I think I never knew it in the first place. Other than that. That being said, Hahaha! Whoever did the translation is going to hear a couple of things.
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Thank you
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:51am.
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How is she not beautiful?!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
i dont fuckin care about Faggotry is but hes sooooooooooooo hooootttttttttt
HELLO!
Heather Matarazzo's BEST line in "SAVED!" was: "Sorry to hear about Dean's faggotry!"
love that bitch.
I'll cry if "Faggotry" doesn't become a category tag.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "Miss Croatia is a little Jackie Kennedy in the face."
Yes! And I see a little bit of Little Edie...
She's not beautiful, but there's something very appealing. She doesn't look like everyone else. And yes, I have to admit that I like her sassiness.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
Miss Croatia is a little Jackie Kennedy in the face. Very pretty.
I believe in England "faggotry" is the time-honored occupation of standing on a street corner giving out cigarettes. But I possibly could be mistaken about this.
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