The Real Housewives Of Orange County: Shane Is Son Of The Year
This is Jeana's son Shane without his shirt on. This is the only way Shane should go through life: topless with his mouth closed. Because when he opens his mouth, his hotness melts into a giant puddle of chunky diarrhea full of corn bits.
On last night's The Really Plastic Housewives of Orange County, Jeana and Vicki traveled to Illinois to watch Grouchy McPoopypants play minor league baseball. While they were driving to the game, Shane texted Jeana to not come because he wasn't playing. Well, his exact words were: "Stay the fuck away from here." Instead of playing minor league baseball, he was clearly playing a game of major league douchebaggery.
Jeana showed up anyway and Shane greeted his lovely mother by saying, "Get the fuck away from me!" Surprisingly, Jeana didn't respond to that by throwing him up in the air and using a bat to hit him out of the field Nope. She just shrugged and said, "That's kids!"
Shane's bid for a VIP spot on the short bus to hell continued later on at the restaurant. Shane and his other brother Colt kept verbally punching their mother in the bagina bone in front of everyone. Let's see, he said he wanted to hit her with a bat and also said he can't wait to pull the plug on her so he can have more money. Vicki and I were making the same faces as the rusty daggers flew out of Shane's mouth and into Jeana's heart.
Instead of threatening to hit his mom with a bat, Shane should shut his caca mouth and hit my no-no with his skin bat. Seriously. But you know, even I wouldn't touch that shit now. My peendar says he's got a soggy french fry dick and he's compensating for it by acting like a mega dick bag to his mom. Okay, I'm lying. I'd still hit it, but I'd call him a "really bad person" while he was tapping it from the back. Clip below:
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What a nasty little brat he is! For the first timeI agreed with Vicki and would have given him more than dirty looks or suggestions that he respect and be nicer to his mother!
I would have liked to be a waitress in the restaurant and dumped a platter of hot food in his lap and a pitcher of ice water on his head!
karma.. LOL great post. thanks for sharing, good i hope he gets no where! i had no idea he was playing (whatever the fuck he's doing) for the oakland a's in the bay area. i live in the bay area here in california. ew, hope he doesn't LIVE here. asshole.
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Google Shane Keough's bio on Wikipedia and under Career (baseball) the last sentence states -
"Too bad Shane will never get anywhere because of his rude and disrespectful behavior."
It will look good on him when his MINOR league baseball career tanks he'll become a drunk like his father. What a waste of skin.
That damned Shane has always been disturbed and it didn't even take a bump on the noggin to treat his Mom like crap.
Total waste of space, hope his coach tears him a new one.
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So wrong on so many levels.Where do I begin with this FUCKHEAD LOSER? Why don't I start with the RACE CARD?"
I'm going to call you on your race bullshit and remind you of little "hood rat stuff" Milton a BLACK 7 year old boy and the cuban-american Menendez brothers.
Seriously, shut the fuck up and don't repeat this bullshit. Delegating characteristics, be they good or bad, based on race is idiotic.
There's assholes everywhere, and judging you from your post, you're one of them.
RE: la cucaracha - thanks for calling me a genius. I know how one contracts fetal alcohol. It could explain why his mother does nothing about his behavior. She feels guilt for drinking and excuses his inability to respond like a normal son. I think you are really smart too.
Where did all the Oly go?
Jeana has to tell Shane he can not speak to her like that or not at all. And Shane's coach should know how he treats his mother.
I can't believe Vicky didn't beat his ---.
Lynn wanting to make "amends" with Vicky at her party was nice; but Lynn's pretty much of a waste as a Mom.
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i've given up trying to make sense of any of this nonsense- every sense the one with tamra and her sex offender mugshot son tag teaming that drunk girl. shane is hot, but he speaks fluent douch bag! and to your mom?? tsk, tsk. too much exposure to his tom selleck looking rejected father.
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i dont watch and have never watched this show, but my mom does and she asked me to stay and watch this part with her last night. my jaw dropped. does this douche dick bag think this makes him look "cool" or something? that is HORRIBLE to talk to your mother like that. and its even more sad that she takes it and puts up with it. "oh thats kids! he grew up with it!" you can't fall back on that forever. that is complete bullshit! and that droopy faced blonde woman that was talking should have said something. shame on the people at that table for not speaking up. personally i would NEVER be able to sit back and do nothing if i saw something like that. i hope no woman is stupid enough to ever get with that shane dick. can you imagine how he'd speak to any woman???
oh and hopefully the mother is smart enough to take her two prick sons out of her will if she has money. fucking insane.
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Jeana is so sweet. Does anyone remember last week's episode where they showed her packing up her ex's things and she was talking about her life and depression. It was SO SAD!
She's a nice person who for some reason alway gives people the benefit of the doubt yet gets treated lik shit. Poor Jeana. She's never say anything to Shane because she spoiled her kids too much and doesn't ever see anything they do as wrong.
On a side note if I ever talked like that to my mum, she'd beat my ass (even though compared to Jeana my mum should win the World's Worst Mother Prize). Or my grandma would. You know that Grandma that George Lopez always talks about in his standup routine, well that's my grandma.
I'd bang him, and by that I mean I'd bang him right up the ass. I think that's what he really needs, or to choke on a dick.
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"People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are."
-Hyacinth
i never could stand his passive agressive, totally immature and rude ASS
What a fuckface. I watched the first season(not any other ones) and he always seemed to be mentally impaired in a variety of ways. He was socially awkward, seemed somewhat slow, and couldn't function normally. His brother and sister were assholes, but they didn't seem mentally disturbed like this hot mess. I feel bad for the mom, but I'm sorry, if I even said one of those sentences to my mom, my mom would have kicked my ass and straightened me out, witnesses be damned. Obviously, the mom just takes that shit, but her friends should have called him on it and walked out on his ass and let him pay for the meal.
So wrong on so many levels.Where do I begin with this FUCKHEAD LOSER? Why don't I start with the RACE CARD? I have NEVER and I mean NEVER seen a Black or Latin kid-even from a poor single parent home-DARE to talk like that to his mother.I have only ever seen this kinda' SHIT from White kids.It's always uncomfortable & it's always shocking when you consider the general life trajectory of how the socio-economic caste still somewhat plays out in this country.This DOUCHEBAGS' life will probably play out just fine.Another fine example of the uselessness of being invested in religion or "karma" or social order for that matter.Secondly-either he's not aware of...or does'nt care that there are people in his organization who will get wind of this.Baseball is a hodgepodge of hypocrisy & contradictions when it comes to who gets to make it to the Big Leagues.On the surface it's a "meritocracy" of who performs the best on a consistent basis.Trust me on this however...If there's a kid they signed to a hi-six/lo-seven figure bonus...and he's performing somewhat less than some kid signed/drafted lower for less money...the kid they gave the most money to will get the promotion.This ASS CLOWN was probably signed as a favor of NEPOTISM because his dad was in the Bigs.Nothing wrong with that because usually those guys wash out at the lower levels anyway.The tricky part for him is that he just gave the organization all the ammo they need to RELEASE his ass the first time his numbers go down...or he gets injured.Play well asshole.Otherwise you end up being the doorman at one of those tacky ass Newport Beach nightclubs on Balboa Island-while training to be a stockbroker at some boiler room fraud operation.Actually that's a better fit for you anyway.
I watched the first season of this when I had pay TV. I haven't seen subsequent seasons/episodes. But I remember, from the 1st season, that Jeana was my favourite housewife. She seemed less materialistic and fake than the other HW'S (wouldn't take much lol). I also remember that asshole Shane. I absolutely hated his guts lol. He was so obnoxious, nasty and selfish. I felt so sorry for Jeana having such a hateful son. Everytime he was on the screen I felt like smashing the TV, he made my blood boil.
Usually I would expect a parent to be there for their kid no matter what. But in this instance I would say kick him to the curb. Write him out of the will and cut all ties with him. Seriously the guy is bad news. I wouldn't put it past him if he wOULD hit Jeana with a bat and probably worse.
Goodluck Jeana.
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WHAT A FUCKHEAD.
I can't believe he would say those things to his mom, let alone in front of all those other people. I hope his pathetic minor league baseball career fizzles out very soon. What an asswipe.
homebouy is hotish, too bad he's a dickhead.
This sounds like a job for Alec Baldwin, Master Ass Straightening Outer. Failing that, Jeana needs to grow a pair and let those lil bastards know they wouldn't be shit or have shit without her. Their douchebag of a father most certainly doesn't give a fuck. Jeana, stop being a goddamn dormat! You shit those two out, not the other way around!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
That kid needed his ass beat about 10 years ago. Jeana is a fucking idiot for allowing this. I really don't like this show anymore.
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Shane is your typical, spoiled, overly coddled, titty baby twat. If this sack of self-love fails all he has to do is run back to mommy. So much for being a MAN.
i dont believe in hitting children, but tough shit hes a grown man...
If my son talked to me like that he would need a doctors note to excuse the 5 WEEKS he missed school!
"Do I have a large frog in my hair? . . . Something's crawling out of my scalp."
My first thought was: "What a scum bag".
My second thought was: "There's nothing without a reason. Maybe his mother is just as cold bitch as the one in the other article that doesn't love her daughter."
What you give is what you get. Your children grow up, summarise and analize your regular attitude towards them and act with you JUST LIkE YOU DESERVE IT.
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any bitch that sucks on that fiddle stick deserves to be hit with a bat. what a low life spoiled little bitch. If those were my children i'd take turns with my girlfriends drinking vodka and beating the chauvinist out them.
that being said, I'd hit that in about two minutes.
any bitch that sucks on that fiddle stick deserves to be hit with a bat. what a low life spoiled little bitch. If those were my children i'd take turns with my girlfriends drinking vodka and beating the chauvinist out them.
that being said, I'd hit that in about two minutes.
If Scott Peterson can find someone who'd marry his killer ass, there's a fool out there that'll stick with some lowlife prick who assaults his mother like that.
But, really, is it just me or was I even more annoyed someone didn't break a plate over his head and follow up with a stilleto to the groin?
The funny thing is his girlfriend is sitting right across from them. Honey, you see how hes treating HIS OWN MOTHER? Thats EXCATLY what hes going to do to you and worse. I hope she ran for the hills after that. And theres no way that guy is "21" no.fuckin.way.
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What a dick fuck. You don't talk to your mom like that you piece of shit.
Lucky for you the baseball thing is sort of working out, because that one brain cell you have left is about to fall right out of your damn bobblehead.
What a cunt faced mother fucker. Jeanna, you need to throw his ass out to the curb, NOW. Let his stupid father support him. Or better yet, see if this douchebag can support himself with that mouth and smelly dick attitude.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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I hate Vicky with the heat of a thousands suns but I agree with all of her comments on that clip.
PS i usually hate that bitch/chipmunk/muppet head vicki but she's totally right on this one
could not have said it better michael k! he is soo hot but is a douche to the MAX. his poor gf, she probably gets the same treatment. "I'd still hit it, but I'd call him a "really bad person" while he was tapping it from the back" hahhahahhahahh!!!
it's unfortunate the rest of the world think these douche bags represent Orange County! yes we are plastic, but some folks have class. this retardation of a cougarfest makes me want to vomit. anyone can have a reality show now thanks to affordable camera equipment & technology.
I am currently dying from the flu, and I think I like the company of the mucus I'm coughing up more than this spoiled bitch.
Holy shit.
I have never been that ANGERED from a clip like that ever before in my life.
I'D LIKE TO GO OUT TO WHEREVER THE FUCK HE IS AND BEAT HIS MOTHERFUCKING ASS WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE. Sorry, ugh, this just really pisses me off.
Piece of shit. I really hate him.
I'm better looking than him, I get more chicks than him I'm sure, and I love my mother. I'd sooner die than speak to her 1/10th that way.
Watch your back motherfucker. Piece of dogshit.
And mom? Disown him, NOW. You deserve better and I don't want him to get ANYTHING when you die. I'm sorry this happened to you. :( But, correct it. Right it. Do SOMETHING.
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omg he is hot but you're right as soon as he opens his mouth he becomes such a hideous douche! i can't believe he talks to his mom like that. his dad is obviously a douche so that's where he gets it from, but i feel sorry for his mom. if that was my son i probably wouldn't even fucking talk to him anymore until he apologized.
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 5:18pm.
Jeanna jeanna jeanna...what is it with you and the douche bags? You married one and now you've raised 2?
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And there you have the crux of the problem. These boys have modeled themselves on their father, as boys are want to. He is verbally abusive and treats her like a piece of shit, not worthy of respect. She took it from him and now she takes it from her sons. Her simpering in the face of her sons' abuse is sickening.
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"Nottingham have now lost six matches in a row without winning." (Coleman)
Submitted by shandi on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 4:48pm.
Then why did he go? He wouldn't be on the show if he didn't want to.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
My parents both irritate the hell out of me, but I would DIE before ever speaking to them like that.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
This "man" is the biggest pussy cunt I've ever witnessed. And for his mother to sit there and allow him to be such an asshole to her, especially in front of a table full of people, is repulsive. I would never sit there and listen to that fucker run his mouth, whether he was my son or not. What a fucking DOUCHEBAG!
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 5:10pm.
How can his girlfriend sit there & pretend like he's not acting like a total fucking asshole? (And fool herself into thinking that he won't treat her the same way one day! He definitely seems like the type of guy who would call his pregnant wife a fat ass. Know what I mean?) If my boyfriend EVER spoke to anyone like that (especially his mother), I'd be fucking out of there!
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Agree completely.
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"Nottingham have now lost six matches in a row without winning." (Coleman)
He is an evil child
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 3:25pm.
I never ever talked back to my parents. I loved and respected them.
That said. I once saw my cousin tell his mother he was going to call the child abuse hotline and she responded "They won't get here in time". Worked.
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Classic!
Jeanna jeanna jeanna...what is it with you and the douche bags? You married one and now you've raised 2? On behalf of your future daughter-in-laws, I say 'thank you so fuckin' much'.
If my son EVER spoke like that to his mother, he should count his teeth because a few of them are going to fall on the floor.
Cheers
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Shane is more than a douche--he's an enema.
That said, how's your fur baby? How did the surgery go?
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
only a coward says things like to his mother like that in front of a child
i don't care what your mommy issues are...if you got a problem with her, take care of it in the appropriate place and time and that's not at a restaraunt with an elementary kid sitting across from you
I don't watch a lot of TV, but from reading the posts, I get the picture. Reminds me of that reality show (bien sur. What else is there?)where the 16 year old spit the dummy cause her mother bought her a brand new luxury car for her sweet 16 and it was the wrong model. Screamed at her mother, her mother had humiliated her blah blah blah. It was jaw dropping.
But you know what - asshats ain't born, they're created. If your kid is a self-absorbed, rude, amoral, abusive fuckwit...then look in the mirror to find out what went wrong. And I say that as a parent.
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"Nottingham have now lost six matches in a row without winning." (Coleman)
Wow. That was really painful to watch. I really hope she decides to get the last laugh and cuts both those little cunts out of her will.
How can his girlfriend sit there & pretend like he's not acting like a total fucking asshole? (And fool herself into thinking that he won't treat her the same way one day! He definitely seems like the type of guy who would call his pregnant wife a fat ass. Know what I mean?) If my boyfriend EVER spoke to anyone like that (especially his mother), I'd be fucking out of there!