Open Post: Hosted By Our Lady Of Cheetos
Here's some new pictures of Chester's favorite little Cheetoling from her official website of her practicing her "sexy awesome moves y'all" for her "I Know Karate & Karazy" world tour. If those sweats were any lower, I'd see her Cheetodingles.
You know, I tried to get tickets for that shit, but I need to be on the floor so I can fully take in all her Cheetoness. Most of the floor is standing only! Eff the fuck that! Standing is my least favorite thing to do. I'm one of those dudes that have been known to piss sitting down, because I'm too lazy to stand for 5 seconds. Even for Brit Brit. And I was totally going to make her a bouquet made out of Slim Jims.
So this is an open post where you can talk about Brit Brit's Cheetodingles or whatever the fuck your little black heart desires.
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I am one of her big fans for a long time! I always watch her news, a few days ago, i found her verified millionaire dating profile on^^^^^^^^www celebmingle com^^^^^^^,i am very curious what kind of men will attract her?
To tell you the truth, there are really a lot of beauties on that site, maybe most of them want to marry a millionaire?
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people
Britney`s dating profile photo: http://www.millionaireloves.com/_popup_pic?pic=http://s.commercialless.c...
I am poor
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www.myspace.com/lazeechile
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site........celebmingle com..........last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single again now? looooooooool
I wonder if she uses double sided tape to keep her pants up.
They can't be comfortable either way.
On topic - why do I always cook smelly food when I've just washed my hair?
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YAY! Britney's still a looser! This day is NOT a total loss!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are after me!!!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:25pm.
Grape, keep me posted on what your hacker man sez about secret communications among you, me, and DG.
I gots to do some work now. argh.
have fun for me!!
xo
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:46pm.
LMAO cheetums=))
I gotta go watch the rest of Ghost Hunters, I loves me some Grant
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I would totally do Grant in the back of the Roto Rooter van with a K2 meter.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Thanks a million for the good wishes, Chiro, cheetums, devilgirl, IHeartHaters, and TITS!
I have to wait for them to email me with the pass or fail. It was 50 questions, and I'm sure I got at least 40 right. Maybe they're grading on a curve? Anyway, I'll let you know how it turns out!
"I'll take Fuckery for $400 Alex" =))
Fuckin' A! HAHAHAHA!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LMAO cheetums=))
I gotta go watch the rest of Ghost Hunters, I loves me some Grant & Jay! I h8 that damn Robb guy from GH International, he's got rapey eyes. He's more scary than the ghosts:(
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
David Denby: Is the growth of snark the death of good writing?
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2009/01/qa-david-denby.html
hahaha what r yall thinking?!?!
ill take faggotry for 1K!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:27pm.
Good luck Deb! I can see ya now..."I'll take Fuckery for $400 Alex" =))
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hahahhahaha
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Good luck Deb! I can see ya now..."I'll take Fuckery for $400 Alex" =))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Gonna jump in here...pertaining to MySpace, be sure to set your profile to private. There are a lot of settings you can use to filter out unwanted spam, people, etc. If you want even better privacy, Facebook is the way to go.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Deb reading this site you'll be a shoe in for any reality show or swear words categories!
fingers crossed
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:19pm.
Good luck Deb!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Damn I always miss the good threads! Now I hafta read back to see if anything was on topic, I love Shitney rants LMAO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:19pm.
just said a prayer for ya! :) and im IT on popculture .. yahoo messenger truckershayna if ya need me. haha
Goodluck Deb! Tell us how it went!!!
Coma Caca!!
Hello hello there darlings. what are we ranting about tonight?
Coma Caca!!
Hey sluts! Please wish me luck and send your positive vibes. I'm doing the Jeopardy online test in 8 minutes!
I'm trying to stay loose and not get nervous. I know I have a head FULL of otherwise useless information. I just hope they don't ask too many pop culture, i.e., "This show on UPN..." or "This center for the Houston Rockets..." kind of thing!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:34pm.
hahaha, i wish it were only perennial .. instead of monthly. i got analy raped wihtout lube or foreplay.
not JUST on my truck payment, but less than a yr later my engine blew up .. and i got hardcore booty fucked on that. four mechanics who couldnt fix it, a year later, and number 5 mechanic later = 6K plus ridiculous interest
Submitted by cheetums on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:31pm.
its totally a word ... though i think it only has one L .... how else could one get analy raped? wait, now i think it might have L's. fuck it.
analy raped = my truck payment
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perhaps they mis spelled annual?
one hopes it wasn't perennial.
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Momus I'll wager that the forum will be 'fixed or revamped or what ever he was going to do to it' by... September 1st 2009
You?
Winner gets bragging rights.... OR the right to ooooh this is goood - to write the others signature line for 30 days.
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yep i googled it. anaLLy
its totally a word ... though i think it only has one L .... how else could one get analy raped? wait, now i think it might have L's. fuck it.
analy raped = my truck payment
biiiiitttcchhheeesss. whatchyall crazy skanks up to this evening?
DevilG: better you give than receive, take it from the mama of anally(sp?) gland challenged doggie...is anally a word...why don't one of you wordsmiths answer that one while i go engage in some meaningful conversation with my husband on beating the trolls on the internets!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:17pm.
DG: just sent a test out
Jiggy: i do have a myspace;
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Hope this doesn't sound "uncool" but I don't have MS or FB right now because of my jobs.
My employers surf the net for background before they hire. Since I'm a freelancer I have to really guard my reputation.
Maybe I can set up a catchall yahoo account, post it & then delete real fast.
Secret Squirrel!!
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secret squirrel...heehee...yeah, i totally understand...my man just got home and he's a tech geek...he's like triple certified in blackberries...back in the day, he used to do networking...we used to have proxy servers and other shit i don't understand...i'm gonna ask him the best way to do it...he also used to be a little bit of a criminal before he got into recovery and that record is expunged (for all trolls)...anyways, he knows how to handle bidness on the internet, and if he doesn't, he's got a buddy that does
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:20pm.
@momus
*grinning side eye*
care to make this interesting?
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How?
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@momus
*grinning side eye*
care to make this interesting?
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:12pm.
And momus you know he's a lazy fuck, we'll be lucky to see it by fall.
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I disagree. MK is very active in his faggotry.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:19pm.
@grape
I don't know if it would help but it couldn't hurt. There hasn't been any real trouble in the forums except for the spam and I told quite a few people how the Mod could stop it but no one listened so there you go. Anyway, give it a shit!
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I'm gonna give it a shot and then i'm gonna try to get my myspace up and running again or just open another...there are several people i'd like to conversate with further...good writers with good perspectives...i know i'm kissing ass but i have no shame...i think that's been well established...haha
And momus you know he's a lazy fuck, we'll be lucky to see it by fall.
Jiggy. I know! I love that shit but can only take it in small doses before i get sad at humanity in general.
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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:13pm.
Thanks. I was getting worried that Mangie and Brad PeePee were overworking the poor lad.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:14pm.
They locked the forum AGAIN? Did you email the Mod? Or MK?
In the first open post, MK told us that forum was being revamped and would be reopened soon; no definite date, just soon.
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@ TITS--
here's an excellent roommate revenge story from that site you sent me to. I love that site. here's the best one so far:
In the bathroom he would often leave his shaved whiskers in the sink, use half a roll of toilet paper in one trip, use all of our shampoo, etc. So. Enough was enough. We put onion salt on his toothbrush several times. He didn’t notice. Finally, after he used most of my expensive shampoo I snapped. I urinated in the shampoo bottle, there was only about an inch left of shampoo, I shook it all up to mix it in. I bought new shampoo that I kept in my room. He continued to use the urinated shampoo. He never clued in. I never told him.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
I know this is kinda rude to talk about, but it was kinda funny. I just passed some gas, Babykins Mushroom (my cat) who was sitting next to me, got up gave me a dirty look and RAN out of the room! She didn't walk, she RAN.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:17pm.
DG: just sent a test out
Jiggy: i do have a myspace;
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Hope this doesn't sound "uncool" but I don't have MS or FB right now because of my jobs.
My employers surf the net for background before they hire. Since I'm a freelancer I have to really guard my reputation.
Maybe I can set up a catchall yahoo account, post it & then delete real fast.
Secret Squirrel!!
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:16pm.
Jiggy - pour vous
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
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Oh, TITS, I've been ROTFL. My favorite is the whole email drama about the mustard. Mustard!!!
Not diamond dust or donated plasma, but mustard!!
Plus the note to the "3rd Floor Chinese Girl."
People are crazazy!!
Thanks for the hearty laffs.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Grape- Got your email. Yea! I do have that cat acct, but it is shit and obviously doesn't work. Rip off bastards!
I love when it snows out and my cats INSIST on going out, then when they get outside in the snow they walk all funny. I took a lot of photos and got the video cam out today for that nonsense. My dog is in heaven. Eating snow, rolling in it, running it's toooooo cute!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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SUPER BOWL RECIPE:
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Pizza-Pouches-351309?mbid=R...
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
@grape
I don't know if it would help but it couldn't hurt. There hasn't been any real trouble in the forums except for the spam and I told quite a few people how the Mod could stop it but no one listened so there you go. Anyway, give it a shit!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
DG: just sent a test out
Jiggy: i do have a myspace; i gotta go find it though; it's been awhile since i looked at it
Sug: i haven't emailed the mod; do you think it would help? i guess it wouldn't hurt to ask anyway
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 6:58pm.
I was thinking about maybe one of those under-the-bed plastic storage boxes, but a baby bathtub is a good idea.
I just love ginormous cats. (Insert MK joke here.)
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Jiggy - pour vous
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
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DevilG: yeah good point about this one working...your crazy self put something up @cats.com or ?????
Of course, that was after a few cold beverages
Momus:
If my memory serves me correctly, I believe our dear James Haven is at a Mary Kay conference.
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