Hot Coco vs. Wendy Ho
Ooooooh shit! On last night's Nip/Tuck, Jennifer Coolidge returned as a ghetto-fied white rapper named Hot Coco with a track called YO STINK. It really should've been called I STOLE YO TRACK, because this shit was straight out of Wendy Ho's precious cunt. Same gorgeous hair. Same elegant ensembles. Same everything. But Wendy Ho did it first.
This hurts like hard constipation, because Jennifer Coolidge is a bitch that can make me laugh so hard until I punch myself in the throat. But Wendy Ho has this. In a rusty razor fight: Wendy would come out with not one new scratch on her body. Hot Coco better cover her face in Vaseline, because Wendy Ho is coming after her.
You be the Judge Judy. Above is Hot Coco's Yo Stink and below is Wendy Ho's Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse. Ring-a-ling-a-ling!
Thanks Bill
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Jennifer Coolidge was better for many reasons, not the least of which is SHE DID NOT ROUGH UP A FRENCH BULLDOG. That "I stole your purse" biyatch better lay off hurting that pooch's feelings. Makes me mad!
I just created a gd account to let everyone know that the Ho don't take no shit...Straight up thievery by Fox and those at Nip/Tuck...The Ho's a good friend...The Gospel of the Ho will come out victorious in this shit...although, I'll always love Coolidge..she should know better than to steal another person's funny...
git yer own
i don't care i love Stifler's Mom in everything. i love her.
i'm sure she made a spoof of Wendy Ho's shit. that shit made all my day. i'm having the shittiest of days and this made me happy.
Nip Tuck was hilarious this week. Though, the show has really lost it's edge since they moved to LA. It was written much better in the earlier seasons. Frankly, I am glad Eden and her mom are [hopefully] off the show. They did not contribute much. Also, the writers made Sean's character look like a blithering idiot when they had him chasing after 18-year-old Eden.
I don't give this show much longer. Usually when a show makes a drastic move such as this one did,[from FL to CA]it is an attempt to bail water from a sinking ship.
"yo stink biiiiiiiiiiitch" LMAO
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I knew that shit looked familiar!
LOL...I thought that sounded familiar...I love Nip/Tuck, and this definitely made me LOL for real while I was puffin on sum sticky icky icky! I luv Stiffler's mom! She still looks good, too...
....and yeah, Eden looked like a pile of stinkin' shit...I wanted to shove my foot up her azz when she threw those ashes in Julia n Sean's faces. Betch.
I've never watched Nip Tuck, though I've been wanting to. Seems like the kind of guilty pleasure I'd enjoy. But, I'd have to probably start by watching it from Season 1, and that would be a bitch!
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Jennifer Coolidge obviously got the idea from Wendy Ho, but it still worked, and it was still very hilarious.
I have to say though, that Wendy Ho shit is awesome. Even better than what Princess Superstar tries to pull off seriously.
And CollinK is right, Coolidge would make an awesome american version of Patsy, but, yea, Fox is too stupid...
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
I lost patience with Nip/Tuck after they moved to L.A.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
It must be many kinds of wrong for a 50ish year old to actually admit that I kind of like Wendy Ho's song.
Okay, it's way past my bedtime. That, and too much wine must have momentarily addled my brain...
Submitted by CollinK on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 6:46pm.
Jennifer Coolidge would make a great Patsy on the American AbFab, but Fox will never go for that. They're going to hire some too-young skank.
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Excellent idea!!! She would be perfect as Patsy for an American version of her character. But Fox is stupid, you are right, so they will fuck it up- as usual.
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"Mainstreaming is for pussies"- True Blood, Ep. 7
Good Lord, what the hell was that????
Please Jesus and baby Jesus, sae us from crazy white women trying to by fly *LOL*
Yo Stank, Bitch is a classic!!! Worthy of a Grammy and an Emmy!
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"Mainstreaming is for pussies"- True Blood, Ep. 7
What exactly did I just watch?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Jennifer Coolidge is the virgin mary, Lourdes, Maddox, and Bon qui qui all rolled into one!!!!
Obviously they took everything straight from Wendy Ho. If they didn't pay her for it, she should definetly sue.
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People Suck!
Jennifer Coolidge is the new Mariah, Brit, and Sasha F.. That was first class skill.
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Both equally hilarious, that is obviously where she got the idea from...Ive never heard of this Ho but it's some funny shit. And last nites Nip/Tuck was fucking off the hook.
I can't decide on which one is worse dubba deez or Ring-a-ling-a-ling!
YO STINK!
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MK, withou EVEN listening to Miss Ho I can tell you that Miss Jennifer Coolidge won that shit HANDS DOWN! Yes siree Bob!
wen i 1st saw the pic i thought it was a cross-dressing man XD
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"Do you think Bill Kaulitiz's carpet match the drapes? If so, a bitch will get their eye poked out while playing his skin flute."
XD
Still think Jennifer Coolidge is one hot bitch. I don't give a fuck if I hated the parody or not, she rocks!
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Congrats to the ultimate Choco Bear, Barack Obama.
Here's to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
I don't care. I love Jennifer Coolidge:)
But Wendy Ho's song IS better.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Jennifer Coolidge would make a great Patsy on the American AbFab, but Fox will never go for that. They're going to hire some too-young skank.
They are both pretty funny..love them both.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I don't know how people watch those shows with surgery clips in them. I just can't deal with that stuff. I could barely get through the video because of it.
And as much as I love Jennifer Coolidge, Wendy Ho is hilarious too.
Damn, I love Jennifer Coolidge. That woman is hilarious. I saw her as a guest on an old episode of Seinfeld recently and couldn't believe my eyes... she actually looked and sounded "normal"! And I would have to say that I love her so much more now that she's plastic-surgeried, blonde, and more nasally-voiced. I think she's the only person in the world I would say that about.
like devilgirl said, this has to be a spoof, even the album titles at the end of the videos are basically the same, but i love jennifer coolidge, she always makes me laugh
If Fox is so (wrongly) intent on remaking AbFab, then Jennifer Coolidge should be Patsy.
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Jennifer Coolidge can do no wrong in my book.
Even with a close-pin on her nose, I'd like to do terrible things to her.
Cheers you classy broad, cheers.
Coolidge can do anything she wants. She rocks!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
I do believe that it was a parody of Wendy Ho's tune.
Jennifer Coolidge is fab, love her!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Not even close, biznatch.
I luv me some Stiffler's mom.
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~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 4:38pm.
How much do I love Jennifer Coolidge?
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Snap. Woman is fierce!
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
JCool is the new Vanilla Icette.
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Man, that was painful to watch.
Jennifer, Jennifer, what are you doing....but yeah,
Wendy Ho claimed it long time ago, for real.
And N/T has really gone down the shitter.
Shame. Those first two seasons were hot.
Remember Eva? And her hot son?
WENDY HO has genuine class and originality :D can't say the same fo miz cocoho
@ Ms. Caligula-
Bwahahaha! Right and if you use a "Dirt Devil" does that mean she will go to hell.
I loved Christians' white Prada sunglasses, I want a pair for this spring.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
I watched Nip/Tuck the first two seasons, then lost intrest in season 3.
The other night I found myself watching an episode and I was like what the fuckidy fuck??? Christian went from hot whore to sad sap getting chemo for breast cancer?? Breast cancer???
Anywhoo...I love Jennifer! Swish andddddd flick!
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Still fuckin snowing.
Jennifer is "da bomb". Sheez gotz it goin' on yeah
Ok..that's enough
I think Nip/Tuck jumped the shark.
snnoooozzzee this season.
Bring back crazy Cagney not Lacey.
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"Everyone Loves a Fat Guy!" Peter Griffin, Family Guy
I thought the video & song were hilarious & I laughed my ass off through the entire thing. And I loved Jennifer's new "black" accent. It was like this weird combination of Compton ghetto & Southern white trash.
And I thought Eden looked like shit. But I've never really thought she was all that attractive. There's something wrong with her face - I just can't put my finger on it. It think it might be acne or a few moles that are hidden under spackled on foundation. Whatever it is, she needs to FIAX IT!
And I cannot believe Christian & Liz are getting together. That'll probably last all of one episode.
Lastly, how would you clean up after someone throws some else's cremains all over you & your carpet? Do you just try to vaccum as much of it off yourself & the floor & salvage as much as you can? Then transfer it from the vaccum bag (unless it's a bagless) to the urn, along with whatever carpet fibers & cat hair you've picked up? And then wash the rest of off yourself in the shower, letting it go down the drain? I am very curious about these things.
i gotta go with jennifer....we're from the same state....lol
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
these classy women, clearly they are part of a superior race. i hope they have many children between them.
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate
I didn't even realize this show was still on the air.
GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!! Nip/Tuck better have DVR'd last night!
I am with JCool on this one...sorry Ho.
Another classic Jumping the Shark moment.
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Damn, I haven't seen nip/tuck since season...3 I think? I hate that itunes doesn't have it. assholes.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
Who was it that was crying for a CoCo post earlier?? Here ya go!